Poll: What sort of ending should my story, "Fire Escape" have? I'd like your opinion! Vote Now!
Author has written 27 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Doctor Who, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, and Final Fantasy XIII.
MAJOR CRISIS HAS OCCURRED! Please read "15th October" update further down the page for further details.
IF YOU HAVE READ 'FIRE ESCAPE' PLEASE VOTE IN THE POLL ABOVE!! THANK YOU!! ONTO THE PROFILE!!
HELLO!! (Gives you a cookie) My name is Niamh, and I wield the sunflower!! (Shakes a sunflower in your face) Sorry, I get Hyper! - But, whatever. Here are some things you should know about me:
Name: Uhhh... I just said. Niamh. Pronounced N-I-E-V-E. It's Irish, okay?! (I use that as an excuse for a lot of things, XD)
Country: England. London, to be precise. But nationallity-wise, I consider myself Irish. Well, three-quarters at least!
Likes: Writing mad insane stories, reading, making movies (points to YouTube channel), my friends, blowing stuff up during science, acting, music: whether that be listening to it or playing it, and anything creative and/or random. I love video games with a good story, and any T.V. show or film that makes me laugh. I have also gone through a brief fascination with Shakespeare.
Dislikes: Sanity, school (Apart from Science, History, English and Sociology), homework, crulty to animals and being called "Mr Niamh" (because I like Video Games). Oh, Sexism and being serious.
Personality: Often Hyper, Happy and Random. I try my best to be nice and good to people, but I do have a rather irritating tendancy to explode in all directions when I'm annoyed. Kinda like the Hulk, I don't like myself when I'm angry.
Things I am obssessed with (This changes frequently): Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VI, VII, X, XIII and Versus XIII, Doctor Who, YouTube, FanFiction, Wacky Races, Top Gear, Dad's Army, Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, Whose Line is it anyway, Torchwood, The Reduced Shakespeare Company, Stand up comedy - Particually Live at the Apollo.
Writing: I love writing, and if I ever became a published author, it would be incredible. However, I don't want to put up any original fiction on the internet, I write fanfiction to practise and because it's a bit of a laugh! I love humor stories, although I also like writing hurt/comfort and have recently began writing some romantic stuff. (I don't think it's very good. But people seem to enjoy reading it...) I endlessly make up OC's, but only three or four have ever actually been typed up. Why? Because most of them SUCK! Trust me, I'm only giving you guys the best of what I have to give. Which isn't a lot - OK, I'M SHUTTING UP!!
Other stuff: Hmmm. You're a little bit stalkerish, aren't you? Oh well, if you really want to know:
I am dyspraxic with dyslexic tendancies. (If you don't know what that means, look it up)
The avatar was made by Dawn.Fire.Angel when I won her Story Convention contest thing. I love it!
I write fan-fiction for fun, when I should be doing my homework/studying for tests/exams. But I digress.
I am a Taurus. Sign of the bull! Which is rather appropiate, since I am like a bull in a china shop...
I am a Christian. However, I am not a very strict Christian. Don't like it? Lump it.
I learning to play the Euphonium. It is a brass instrument that is a little bit smaller than a tuba. It's wicked, and I'm good at it! YAY! I love music, espically rock or anything with an orchestra.
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE people who aren't able to laugh at themselves, or take everything seriously. Because that's just sad. (Yes, I did just quote Kefka. No. There isn't any hope for me.)
I have a seriously over-active and vivid imagination - Writing is the only way I can control it. If I didn't write, I'd spend more than half my life inside my own head! ... Wait, that doesn't sound right...
I am quite a rambler, as you may have noticed from the length of my profile!
I also talk to myself a lot. It means I don't get bored often, unless I can't think of anything to talk about. And yes, it is a sign of insanity, but more importantly - I don't care. :)
I'm a bit of a hippy, without the drugs bit. But I'm also a bit of a goth, so I'm a gothic hippy, if that makes any sense at all.
If not then better get used to it - At least my parents got one sane child.
I AM A PROUD AND NOBLE MEMBER OF TEAM BUBBLE WRAP!!
In memory of Mr Shave:
I'm glad you went so peacefully and quickly.
I hope you're in heaven right now, meeting all those historical figures you taught about.
Story: Final Fantasy VII: Flight of the damned
Story: A Princesses' journey
Story: A Princesses's journey
Fire Escape Trailer, made by Dawn.Fire.Angel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3hvqgo_hs
Yeah, I'm a bad person. I should update a lot more than I actually do, but I get distracted... BAD ME!! -Slaps self-
Also, this year is pretty hectic for me, I've got GCSE's and coursework heading right towards me. I'll try hard to update, but that's no guarantee. If I do write, it'll probably be oneshots.
Stories I'm actually trying to update:
Fire Escape (Final Fantasy Versus XIII): I'm trying to update this one. Next possible update? God, whenever I actually manage to stay focused long enough... next week? This week? You tell me.
A Princess' Journey (Kingdom Hearts): Hitatus for now, will come off hitatus once I find my copy of the Little Mermaid II, I can't remember the ending.
Diary of an Organization Leader (Kingdom Hearts): Random updates, whenever I have a big enough sugar hit.
Ginger! (Doctor Who): See above. Man oh man. I'm a bad person, I know.
Final Fantasy VII: Flight of the Damned: I kinda lost inspiration for this, but I'm going to try and start it up again soon. I don't know when.
Stories I'm thinking of writing:
Souvienr?: (Final Fantasy XIII Oneshot: Friendship/Humor) Hope's stuck in a souvienr shop in Nautlius Park. It's then it occurs to him that Lightning could do with some cheering up... she won't want a toy giraffe, will she?
You have one new voicemail: (Final Fantasy XIII and VII crossover Oneshot, sequal to You Have One New E-mail: Humor/Romance, LightningXZack) Zack's on a mission, but he still manages to get in trouble with Lightning... with the help of a rabid hamster.
A slow road: (Final Fantasy XIII oneshot: I don't know what the HELL I'm going to put this under...) It's a slow uncomfortable journey into insanity. It should have been me - It should have been you. (This is actually finished, but I'm having problems formatting it on FF)
Uhwao!: (Final Fantasy VI, humor/friendship) "This man... it couldn't be... Gau's father?" Just what did happen on the way to Jidoor, which led to Gau being shoved into a kenpo gi? Can Terra ever stop Relm from insulting everyone? And can Celes stop Locke from breaking Edgar's nose? A write up of one of my favorite scenes in the game.
What is Sisterhood?: (Final Fantasy XIII: Family) Sisterhood isn't one thing. It's a billion small things, made of ice-cream, chickenpox, arguements and hugs. It's up and down, left and right, and all the other directions inbetween. It a million small memories, full of tears and laughter, which make Serah and Lightning who they are.
If you like me/are interested in seeing more of my insanity/a little bit stalkerish (joke), here's where else you can find me on the interweb:
YouTube (Under the guise of stripy4):
Favriote Quotes!! (These may or may not have a deep hidden meaning... Mwa ha ha!)
YouTube Videos, Webcomics and Fan-fiction:
"AND ALL FOR THE SNOWGLOBE!! IT'S MINE!!" - 3 Fools and a microphone, Season 2, Episode 9.
"We're going to buy some shoes for the queen, spoilt little cow." - Me, on a YouTube Video.
"WHEEE!! LOCALS!!"- Doctor Who du(m)bs, Doctored Hearts part one.
"Oh my gaw! Oh my gaw oh my gaw!! My hand! My hand its so cool and oh my gaw oh my gaw!! (Somtime later.) Oh my gaw!! (He's still going...) - Same as above.
The Doctor: "Hello Angel. What's your name?"
Cloud: "Okay lets—oh Shiva, no!"
"Ladies, gentlemen, Marluxia of the jury, it's easy to lose sight of what this trial is about. This isn't about innocent or guilty. This isn't about right or wrong. I actually forget what this trial is about. What I do remember is killing the last three juries though. So give me the innocent verdict, or I'll butcher you all in your sleep!" - Axel Rose, Ansem Retort #371
Films, T.V and plays:
"If everybody was, like everybody else, how boring it would be!" - Winnie the pooh, Piglet.
"Spider-pig! Spider-pig! Does whatever a Spider-Pig does! Can he swing from a net? No he can't. He's a pig. Look ouuuuuuuuut he is a spider-pig!! - Homer Simpson, the Simpsons movie.
"I'm not on Anti-depressents, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!- House M.D. Season 3, Resignation.
"Okay, so you're good!"- Reno, Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children.
"But why is the rum gone?"- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Will: This is either madness or brilliance.
"I feel lighter. Maybe I lost weight. From all that dilly dallying."- Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII, AC.
"My reunion. That you're DYING to watch."- Kadaj, FFVII: AC
Yuffie: "I don't get it!"
"I will fart my last fart." - Owen, Torchwood.
"THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!! AND I KNOW DISGUSTING!!" - Captain Jack, Torchwood.
"M, I don't think you have the balls for this job."
"Everybody lies." - House; House M.D.
Cameron: What happened to 'Everybody lies'?
Stacy: "God, you're an idiot!"
Cuddy: "Doctor's lounge is covered in mud."
"Did you give an angry Cuban my home number?" - House; House M.D.
"Could we get off my screw-ups and focus on theirs? Theirs are bigger." - House; House M.D.
"If you want to kill someone on your way out, it would help me a lot." - Hank Scorpio; The Simpsons
"Chief Inspector, I have some excellent news! Someone has tried to kill me!" - Poirot. (Guh?)
Kuzco: (resigned) Don't tell me: We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
"You stupid boy." - Captain Mainwaring, Dad's Army
"Don't Panic! Don't Panic!" - Lance Corporal Jones, Dad's Army
"They don't like it up 'em sir!" - Lance Corporal Jones, Dad's Army (I adore Dad's Army! What do you mean, 'You don't know what it is?' Google it, NOW!)
Rodney: You were gunrunning in the middle of a civil war?
Del Boy: You don't know nothing about antiques, do you? I mean, you know, dealers often put little holes in items like these to give it that sort of distressed look.
Trigger: I got lost on me way here.
Ryan: Hey Colin, I've got a riddle for you. What kind of bird always says the name of our next band?
"A mixed marriage."
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
Jack: Have faith, with a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail?
"There's one thing I always wanted to ask Jack. Back in the old days. I wanted to know about that Doctor of his. The man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world; except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history where there was no sign of him.. I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now: Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame." - Gwen Cooper, Torchwood: Children of Earth Day Five
Jack: Come back with me. I've got somewhere nice and big where you can fly around.
"If you were very old, and very kind, and the very very last of your kind... you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry." - Amy Pond, Doctor Who: The Beast Below
(The Doctor and Amy are stuck in the mouth of the beast, and it is about to swallow them)
"OI! DON'T DISS THE SONIC!" - The Doctor, Doctor Who: The Hungry Earth
Rory: Oh, a poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
[A Cyber-arm fires at the Doctor and Amy, who retreat behind the Pandorica]
River Song: I have questions, but number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: [to Young Amelia] When you wake up you'll have a Mum and Dad. And you won't remember me. Well, you'll remember me a little. I'll be a story in your head. That's OK, we're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one. Cos it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, borrowed it; I was always gonna give it back someday. Oh, that box, Amy. You'll dream about that box. It'll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient. And the bluest blue ever. And the times we had. Woulda had. Never had. In your dreams they'll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond. And the days that never came. [Rumbling] The cracks are closing. But they can't close properly 'til I'm on the other side. I don't belong here any more. I think I'll skip the rest of the rewind. I hate repeats. Live well. Love Rory. Bye bye Pond. - Doctor Who: The Big Bang. Damn it Matt Smith, since when did you become such a good actor?!
Joey: Okay, but the thing is... does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
"I go through long stretches on this show not knowing what the f-ck anybody's talking about." - Reginald D Hunter, Have I got a Bit More News for you.
"What a wonderful advert for democracy. Three men shouting at each other." - Ian Hislop, Have I got a bit more news for you.
"What's that, chicken? Every night it's the f-cking chicken! Holy God almighty! It is possible that just once, we can get something to eat around here that is not the goddamned, f-cking chicken?!" - Grandad, Little Miss Sunshine
"You know what? F-ck beauty contests. Life is one f-cking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... F-ck that. And f-ck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and f-ck the rest." - Dwayne, Little Miss Sunshine
"Everybody, just... pretend to be normal!" - Richard, Little Miss Sunshine
"I will not do dry, boring, vomitless Shakespeare!" - Adam, The Reduced Shakespeare Company
Adam: I'd look out the window at all those other kids playing ball, and I'd be saying to myself "Why can't this Shakespeare stuff be more like sports?"
Okay, don't think. Nobody think. No ideas. No theories. No nothing. - Ford, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
[After 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen comes on the pub jukebox, thus attracting zombies]
"But they'll hurt the townsfolk!"
"Thinking isn't getting us anywhere!" - Tidus, Final Fantasy X
"Stuff your taboos!" - Tidus, Final Fantasy X
"I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it." - Vincent Valintine, Final Fantasy VII
Yuffie: Cloud, say something!
"Shut up Elena. You're making me sober." - Reno, Final Fantasy VII
"Something big's going on outside, and we're all too smashed to do anything about it..." - Drunken Junon Resident, Final Fantasy VII
"Sometimes when I've got a lot on my mind, it just helps to go 'Aaaaaaaa!!'" - Rikku, Final Fantasy X
"So, I chop things up and we win?" - Rikku, Final Fantasy X-2
Paine: (watches Yuna running off) I was wrong. She doesn't get dragged into trouble.
"I don't like two-legged things." ― Red XIII (Nanaki), Final Fantasy VII
Barret: Look! What's that look like?
"You think you die, and everything will be sugar and rainbows?" - Sazh, Final Fantasy XIII. Best line in a game trailer EVER!
"Thank you Locke! Thank you Edgar!" -the men start swooning, hiding behind the menu- "Stop swooning!" - Terra, Final Fantasy VI. Terra's so awesome.
Fang: Wow. That's a load off. Glad I apologized!
"Nice gun." - Lightning, Final Fantasy XIII. She then proceeds to beat the living crap out of the PSICOM soldier's surrounding her.
Lightning: If you want quiet, you better take the next train.
"I GO COMMANDO!!" - I can't remember.
"Voodoo beating!" - A friend
"He’s throwing down a man challenge, you can’t turn down a man challenge!" - David Coulthard, 2008 British GP Press conference. (I love Formula One so very much...)
"Without stress, my life is empty." - A magnet on my board
"I'm in my own world... It's okay, they know me here." - See above
"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel."
"Hello England. YOU'RE ALL MY B(Llalala)ES!!" - My friend, talking about the queen
"HE IS EATING HIS NECKLACE!! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?!" My Sister and I, watching the Olympics. (One guys had his necklace in his mouth while he was running)
"Get into the crash position!" - My Dad, when driving my sister to University
"Let's go arse about in Paris!" - ... Just don't ask.
"Your hair is PURPLE!!"
"It looks like a pen has pissed all over your head!" - He then dyed it ink colour.
My Mum: Your confimation and your birthday is coming up. I think you're going to have to do something you don't like beginning with 'S'.
Me: I've got to do something for St Patricks day!
My friend: Can I come to your confimation in a bikini?
"Why don't we put a bloody handle on this door?" - Sir Alan Sugar, The Apprentice - You're hired
"THORN BUSH! THORN BUSH!" - There's a thorn bush in our school. My friend stepped in it. XD
"Dreeeeeeeeft!" - My crazy friend, Dawn.Fire.Angel
"Now, act casually professional, if not professionally casual!" - We were trying (and failing) to look innocent
"I'm using your Euphonium as a ramp, okay?" - Another one of my friends
"One day, when she's standing on the balcony, and everyone's silent, the Queen should just scream 'STAGE DIVE!'!" - Another one of my friends, talking about the Queen yet again.
"I hate Harry Potter! It's all so English!" - Friend, talking about Harry Potter. ... I have no idea what he means by 'So English', and I don't really want to know.
"-Insert strange noises here-"
"Would you protest if we shoved manky old pennies in your pockets?" - It's funnier when they do protest.
"The evil ones never take a shower." - Dawn.Fire.Angel
"I took a picture of myself posing naked with a sign saying 'No access' blocking the manly parts."
"We are soooooo going to hell..."
"This is not your usual WTF. This is extraordinary." - Dawn.Fire.Angel - Engrish.com does so much for us...
Me: "They have walked 'Straight into a trap'!"
'The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic'. - Stephan Fry. Proof that intelligant people can swear too. Also, you don't disagree with him. You just. Don't.
"You can chant it, but you still can't spell it." - Our Deputy Head of Year at our leavers assembly, after there was a bit of a group chant of his name. It is a hard name to spell...
"OH! You gave me a lightsaber! Oh I love that! I'll be the only physics teacher in the school with a weapon!" - Our Physics teacher is lovely, and a Star Wars nerd. Buying him a toy lightsaber was our way of saying thank you.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME!" - Dawn, whenever she makes a hilarious typo on MSN. My favorite so far is "Kitty long". Oh yes, the kitty is very long...
Me: Fernando Alonso has very expressive eyebrows.
"Oooh look! The seagulls and the pigeons are having a war!"- The following quotes are all from our commentary on that... war. It was, by the way, one of the funniest things I have ever seen/heard/done in my life.
"The seagulls have got a sniper on that building!"
"The seagulls are taking over C-block while the pigeons all dive for a piece of food!"
-Pigeon comes flying at us-
-Plane flies overhead-
Stuff I say quite a bit:
"Life is a strange and mysterious thing."
"That should have worked in theory. But theory and practise are such very different things..." - My excuse for why something didn't work. This doesn't work with my physics teacher...
"You're mentally scarring me again. I wish you wouldn't do that."
"I'm giving you a choice - I can hit you with a book, or just smack you on the head."
"PUT A F-CKING SHIRT ON!!" - When I'm playing FFXIII, and I see Snow Villiers shirtless. I don't WANT to see him shirtless! Put a shirt on!
Be Ninja! Be Ninja - LIGHTNING YOU B-TCH, THAT WAS NOT NINJA!" - I get passionate about my games...
More Serious Quotes:
The writer is a spiritual anarchist, as in the depth of his soul every man is. He is discontented with everything and everybody. The writer is everybody's best friend and only true enemy — the good and great enemy. He neither walks with the multitude nor cheers with them. The writer who is a writer is a rebel who never stops. - William Saroyan
"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're the same." - I can't remember, but it's one of my favrioute quotes ever.
"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn't be here if stars hadn't exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren't created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today." - Lawrence Krauss
This is a special selection of quotes people in my class have said (If it's in bold, it's somthing a teacher said):
"EVERYONE HAVE A POT NOODLE AND GO TO SLEEP!!"
"I am not hyper. I am sugar high."
"A tree surgeon? What, like 'The tree's dying! Get it to an OR! It's got kidney faliure!!"
"Mini Mexican Wave!"
"Are there any questions?"
"I like you. I'll kill you last."
"We're not going to lock him in with the monkeys. It wouldn't be fair on them" - (This was my tutor on a trip to London Zoo. She is absolutely brillient!)
"Hello? Why is it dark in here?"
"THIS IS WHY THE SCHOOL SYSTEM IS FAILING!!"
"Stop that! Violence is not the answer!"
"Sir! We just saw a cow get sucked up by a tornado!!" - (Before you ask, we were watching a DVD. You don't get many tornados in London)
"Ah, it's good to see you've come to this class-"
"Zazu was the short, fat, blue bird!"
"Has your hair been possessed by Elvis Presley?"
"Wouldn't school be torture if girls had to wear long skirts?" - ... Boys are strange, strange creatures.
6th form student: (To our maths teacher) This is Chilly Blue-nose. (Gives him a small, blue toy penguin) He's here to watch your class and yell at them if they do something wrong. (Leaves)
"Girls, please don't wear short skirts, it's not fair on the male teachers." (O.O That was so disturbing)
"I'm sorry I wasn't in yesterday, I went blind."
"It doesn't matter how many times you fall over, it's still really funny!"
"GHOSTS HAVE NO AUTHORITY!!"
"Hold that rubicks cube like Hamlet holding the skull."
"WHERE ART THOU!?"
"What do you mean, 'she jumped out of a window'?" (Yes, that is how well behaved our school is)
"So what, they use a plunger to suck the baby out?"
"Get into your groups so I don't have to look at you! I mean..."
"According to your Health and Safety form, on your work experience possible hazards include files, cupboards and the general staff."
"Whoever said violence isn't the answer CLEARLY didn't live here."
"I used to be mean and violent. Now I'm just violent."
"Money Money Money is a ANGRY song! Espically nowadays, I mean there are lots of rich people out there-" (Points at behind him, not realising he's pointing at another, senior and therefore better paid teacher) "Ripping us off!"
"It's weird, in England, the sh-tter the weather is, the happier we are."
"I'm going to be really dramatic, and call it open-mouth surgery."
-Girl arrives late for class-
"Look, just because there was one Hitler who was a dictator, it doesn't mean all people called Hitler are dictators! For example, there are people called God, but they aren't... I've just realised - God is a dictator! He isn't elected, he just swans in and decides to rule the universe! I for one, am appalled, and I shall inform every Christian I meet of this! I can't believe I never realised this before..."
"Can I claim your boob?"
Hi, sorry to bother you
~Rockin' The Suburbs, Ben Folds featuring William Shatner~
My favirote songs:(I would just like to take a moment to say that rock music is awesome. Fact.)
Utada Hikaru: Sanctuary, Passion, Hikari, Simple and Clean, First Love, Sakura drops, Keep Tryin'
Amy Studt: Just a little girl, Misfit, Under the Thumb, Beautiful Lie, Ladder in my Tights, Superior Mind
Simple Plan: I'm just a Kid, Grow up, Shut up, Crazy, Welcome to my life, Me against the world
Bowling for Soup: 1985, High School Never Ends
Avril Lavinge: Sk8ter boi, Complicated, My Happy Ending, Nobody's Home, My World, Girlfriend, Too much, Everything back but you
Within Temptation: Angels, Promise, Stand my Ground, Never Ending Story, Forsaken, Somewhere, What have you done, Frozen, Truth beneath the rose
Evanescence: My Immortal, Bring me to Life, Everybody's fool, Going Under, Missing, Lithium, Call me when you're sober, Weight of the World, Imaginary
Crisis Core Soundtrack: A flower Blosseming in the slums, Sky-blue eyes, The Price of Freedom, Why?, A beating black wing, The Worlds enemy.
Take That: Shine, Back for good, Rule the world, Patience, Greatest Day
Queen: We will rock you, Bohemian Rhapsody, Radio Ga-Ga, We are the champions.
Emilie Autumn: Mad girl, Manic Depressive, Opheliac, Let the Record Show, Gothic Lolita, Swallow, The Art of Suicide, I know where you sleep. Marry Me, Thank God I'm Pretty... Actually, everything Emilie Autumn does is awesome.
Breaking Benjamin: Diary of Jane, Unknown Soldier, Dance with the Devil, Breath, Evil Angel, Until the End, I will not Bow.
Owl City: Fireflies, Hello Seattle, Cave In, Vanille Twilight
Favorite video game music:
Final Fantasy VI: Terra's theme, Celes' theme, Locke's theme, The Coin Song, Forever Rachel, Aria Di Mezzo Carratte, Gau's theme, Ending Theme, Dancing Mad, Kefka's theme, the entire soundtrack...
Final Fantasy VII: The Main Theme, Tifa's Theme, Aeris' theme, Fighting, Yet More Fighting, Turk's Theme, Anxious Heart.
Final Fantasy VIII: Eyes on me is pretty awesome.
Final Fantasy X: Battle Theme, Yuna's theme, To Zanarkand, Song of Prayer, Ending Theme.
Final Fantasy XIII: Lightning's Theme, Fang's Theme, Face It Later, March of the Dreadnaughts... Yeah, I like FFXIII's soundtrack, but it doesn't compare to some of the others. Sorry, :(
Kingdom Hearts (I'm clumping all the games together in this, they share a lot of music): Friends In My Heart, Restoring Hallow Bastion, Dearly Beloved, Aqua's theme, Ven's theme, Kairi's theme (all of them), Roxas' theme, Riku's theme, Xion's theme, The Other Promise, Organization XIII.
My Favirote Characters in anything, ever, in no particular order:
Sora, Riku, Namine, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Xigbar, Zexion, Marluxia, Aqua, Terra - Kingdom Hearts
Terra/Tina, Kefca/Cefca, Celes Chere, Locke, Gau, Edgar - Final Fantasy VI
Cloud Strife, Aeris Gainsbrough, Tifa Lockhart, Red XIII/Nanaki, Yuffie Kisgari, Barret - Final Fantasy VII
The Doctor, The Master, Captain Jack, Donna Noble - Doctor Who
Lulu, Rikku, Paine, Brother, Yuna - Final Fantasy X & X-2
Phoebe, Joey, Chandler - Friends
Lightning, Hope, Sazh, Fang, Rydega, Nora Esthiem, Yuj - Final Fantasy XIII
Noctis, Shotgun guy, Glasses guy - Final Fantasy Versus XIII (I don't care if it's not released yet!)
Ron Weasley, Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood - Harry Potter Series (God, Harry pisses me off...)
Favorite comedians (And a quote):
Dara O'Briain ("What happens when you pour Dettol into a Yakult?")
My Favirote Movies, in no particular order:
Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children Complete.
Friends on Fanfiction:
UchihaEna: An incredibly cool authoress, who is really funny and nice! Her story: Final Fantasy Versus XIII: Tsubomi is really, really epic. On a stick, XD
Yuki Minamoto: One of the nicest and best authors on fanfiction.net! She runs a forum for people who are obsessed with the Fabula Nova Crystallis series (If you like any of those games, check it out!) She's written more Fabula Nova Crystallis stories than anyone else, and they are all awesome!
qwerty91: FINALLY! A fanfiction author who also lives in the UK! His 'Noctis the skirt chaser' story had me laughing like a monkey! A really nice guy, he makes me laugh (because he's sane. Oh, you poor little creature). If you ever get a chance to talk to him, ask him about his spelling on MSN when he's had a little too much to drink... >:D
Animangame02freak: Read Final Fantasy Versus XIII: Fortis. NOW. I COMMAND YOU! She's chatty, but in a really good way!
Xamira Grey: We met on the KH-Vids forum... she's so funny. A cynic, but it doesn't stop her awesomeness!
SoraLover1994: A big supporter of my KH stories! Just... don't talk to her if you're a fan of Kairi, XD
Dawn.Fire.Angel.: She's my bestie, and the only person who makes me feel sane... :D READ ECLIPSE PEOPLE!
Strifegirl27: Is soo nice! She's awesome!!
secretgal: You are incredible!
These are not all of them, there are many more, and you are ALL FANTASTIC!!
20th April: Blergh. Feel like BLERGing today. No idea why. Bored. Stiffless. Hate school. Hate revision. Hate GCSE's - I wanna skip them and go right to A-levels. At least I can study subjects I actually like. Out of the twelve - Or is it eleven? - subjects I'm sitting for GCSE's, I like four. (English, Sociology, History, Physics). Hate the rest. Blargh!
I'm sorry I'm really behind on replying to reviews - I promise, I read all of them, and I always try to reply to all of them. But my inbox is a mess at the moment. Why does Amazon keep sending me e-mails telling me I want to buy Zone 9? God knows. I'm also behind on reviewing people's stories as well. Nuuu, I'm a terrible person! :(
Also, suffering from writing attention deficit disorder - Cannot. Focus. On. Single. Story. I'm writing three at one time. This is confusing... blergh, I'll stop writing that one, I'm not gonna put it up. I'm really trying to get one more chapter of Fire Escape up before my exams. Which are... soon. Really soon, actually. Fuck. Less than a month! WHERE THE HELL DID THE TIME GO?!
26th April: Why does my English teacher keep setting us essays?! Fine, we need to be able to write, I get it! ARGH! Also, French is evil. Evil. My mum says I have to stop cursing French while I'm practising for my speaking exam, but tell me a more appropriate time? Speaking exam in three days. I'm screwed.
30th April: I'm pretty sure I failed French speaking spectacuarly! Well, when your teacher says that 'it showed you were nervous', then it can't be good... Trying to get two chapters of Fire Escape up. Or, One Giant Chapter Split In Two. Why? Because I probably can! ... Maybe.
Oooh, bank holiday this weekend! And no F1 means mucho grando writing time. However, some time will be spent on FFXIII. I wanna ride chocobos damn it!
Oh God, tomorrow will be the 1st of May. Shit! I was meant to have tied up all the loose ends and have gone on hitatus by now! Goddamn it!
4th May: I is offically on hitatus! ... I don't like it, it feels weird. I haven't written anything all day... I DON'T WANNA BE ON HITATUS!! T.T
No! Must... pass... exams...! BUT WRITING IS SO TEMPTING!! NO, MUSTN'T GIVE INTO TEMPTATION...!
Who bets I won't be able to make it until the end of my exams without going crazy... ier.
28th June: I have returned from hell everyone! -Tumbleweed passes through profile- -Hit in face by said tumbleweed- Ow.
Anyways, my GCSE's went okay - I'm just freaking out over english language. I did so badly in both of my papers, and I need a B in it to study two of the subjects I want to do at A-level. Thanks life, that was a great little gift. Not.
So yes, I will now be replying to reviews and writing - YAY! - Although I'm going on holiday during July. But my mum is considering buying me a notebook, so I may well be able to update while on holiday, so yaaaaaaaaay! Urm, yeah, that's pretty much it. TTFN!
10th July: I wonder if anyone actually reads this... I could write anything! >:D
I kid. Sorta. Anyway, I'm going on holiday on Monday (O.o), and my parents have agreed that I can take the family laptop so I can write stories, although internet connections are going to be random, and limited to however long my parents will allow me to stay in local libraries. Since I've got a reading list the length of my leg (not my arm, I've got short arms) for English Literature (Jane Eyre is a prissy little madam), and it keeps me quiet, they'll probably give me a good chunk of time. Hey, maybe they'll let me go to the library by myself this time! =D
... Yeah, my parents really don't trust me. Which is fair, 'cause I said I'd go to bed over two hours ago, and, well... Yeah. So. How're you? Oh, really? Ahhh, interesting. Okay, I'm scaring myself now. I'm gonna stop. Just stop typing. Now. Stop. Halt. Desist.
15th July: MY AUNT BROUGHT ME A BROADBAND STICK! :D
My aunt is so awesome, XD
The broadband stick hates me though. Oh, et tu O2? Anyways, I can update now! Well, kinda. I don't like my parents laptop, and it doesn't like me. We have a mutual understanding. Also, this house is fricken freezing. Where the hell is the draft coming from?!
8th August: I'm back from holiday. I'm sorry I haven't been updating, but I've been in a terrible mood lately. Fire Escape should be updated in the next few days, and I'm considering starting a Flight (FangXLightning) AU soon.
24th August: Updating will happen shortly, as I happen to be on Cloud Nine at the moment. Finally, evidence which I can wave in people's faces to prove I'm not thick or lazy! Not writing for that month really paid off: Sixth Form, here I come!
16th September: I know, I know, I haven't been updating, and I apologise so so so much for that. But I've got some serious writers block, I'm having real problems settling in at Sixth Form (Teachers, why do you always choose the child who has a quiet voice and an inability to finish her essay in the set time to read it out?), and my concentration has gotten very bad recently. And I'm ill. And have gone slightly deaf in one ear. Screw you perfume.
15th October: A crisis has occurred. Let this be a moral to all young people out there:
I used to share a laptop with my mum and dad. Because of all the stories, music and videos I keep on my computer, my dad got me an external hard drive and made me put all my stuff onto that. When I started my GCSE's, my parents allowed me to have my own computer. Because all my stuff was already on the hard drive, I didn't bother moving it all onto the computer's main drive.
Big mistake. My hard drive has now crashed, and I have lost all of my stories and school work. Moral of the story? Always back up. Like a neurotic.
Come mothers and fathers
The line it is drawn
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Me: Reviews are as good as sugar when it comes to getting rid of writers block! SO REVIEW!! Please!
Axel: THOSE WHO DON'T REVIEW WILL HAVE A CHACKRAM INSERTED UP THEIR REAR END, WHILE XEMNAS GOES JEDI KNIGHT ON THEIR HEADS!!
Me: Wha... WHO LET YOU IN HERE!? GET OUT!!
I have (finally) spoken!