The following is a list of quotes I've compiled from various websites and other sources which I think describe me and my thought process more accurately than I could just typing up shit about myself:
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
I'll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
Sarcasm: the last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
I never admit or deny anything, it makes me more interesting.
We American's, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first.
Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented.
Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.