In the brutally hot summer of 1976, Stanley forgoes honest work for a more attractive pursuit: introducing an American missionary to outcast London. A prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb."

It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.

When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.

For Julads. In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he's meant to head in? [AU; prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb"]

You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.

Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.

So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.

Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.

An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.

One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.

A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.

The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.

In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.