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Vinegar to Jam
In the brutally hot summer of 1976, Stanley forgoes honest work for a more attractive pursuit: introducing an American missionary to outcast London. A prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,570 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2019 - [Stan M., Gary H.] Butters S., Kyle B. - Complete
The Rectum is a Tomb reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 233,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Pulling Mussels reviews
When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
You Only Live Twice reviews
For Julads. In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley's life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he's meant to head in? [AU; prequel to "The Rectum is a Tomb"]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 70,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Stan M., Kyle B., Token B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Fake Hipsters reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
Jew Swap reviews
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
The Other Table reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Keep On Doing What You Do reviews
Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Things Are Getting Kind of Gross reviews
True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Fruits and Birds reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Catilinarian Orations reviews
One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bake Off reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
An Extended Metaphor reviews
In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete