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Joined 01-06-08, id: 1466969, Profile Updated: 04-15-17
Author has written 17 stories for Criminal Minds, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, and JAG.

I have been getting some nastygrams from readers who are waiting for the BAU in my crossover of Our Little Secret. Sorry it's been taking so long. I just decided to take it down for the moment because it's going to take some major, MAJOR reconfiguring, and I tried to do this one on the fly like I had my old Miami stories. I apologize. Hope to have it restarted soon.

Hi everybody.

As my name says, I am the ORIGINAL Jag Lady, and after a few years of some huge changes I have retaken stock in my life. I had gone through some tremendous changes in the last few years, from moving halfway across the country (and twice within the county after that), my husband and I have settled in a nice old townhome in Overland, Missouri. Overland is a small town about 15 miles and worlds away from St Louis.

A Little About Me

I am originally from Pamlico, North Carolina, out on the coast. My husband and I right now live in the St Louis area to take care of my mother-in-law and be near family again. I absolutely love the beach and the ocean, but right now my husband and I live in St Louis, which is, as you can imagine, quite a ways away. The nearest body of water is the Gulf of Mexico, which is an 11 hour drive to New Orleans.

I am a veteran, having served in the US Army 1985-88. I met my wonderful husband in Ft Jackson South Carolina. We just celebrated 30 years together. My husband is a retired JAG sergeant, and JAG wives are called JAG ladies (though I assure you some of them are far from it!!)

I don't watch much TV except the local news. We don't even have cable and I can't say I miss it. We have the box sets of Criminal Minds, CSI Miami S1-S4, CSI New York (whole series) and God knows how many movies, most of them older. I can't stomach what passes for movies these days. Too bad Code Black didn't last more than a season. It's pretty rare I like TV shows anymore.

I have taken a renewed interest in 80s Soviet Spy Thrillers. I'm currently writing one but am having a tough time finding some from back then to use as models, and I'm too cheap to buy or rent a movie from YouTube. Why lie?

I especially like movies from the 80s. The guy in my avatar is Jeroen Krabbe, a Dutch actor and director. That pic was from Jumping Jack Flash in 1986. Absolutely loved him in The Fugitive. He's in his 70s now and still going strong in the movie business. I call him my Dutch Treat. ;-)

I like all of the CSI franchise, though I use Miami and New York in my fics. When Miami was cancelled I was saddened but not surprised. After the overdone Eric/Calleigh romance and the way they screwed Rick Stetler in Time Bomb, the series had outlived its usefulness after S4 in my opinion. Personally I think S-1 to S-3 are the show's glory years. I have S1-S4 of Miami on dvd and find myself going back to watch them for more inspiration.

I have liked Criminal Minds from Day One. David Rossi is my favorite, and while I've always loved Morgan/Garcia, I'm sad that Derek Morgan is gone now. I can't wait to see how Adam Rodriguez does in the new season. God knows he got screwed over by CSI Miami. With Hotch gone I'm sure Joe Mantegna can carry the BAU, but I wouldn't be surprised if this will be their last season. I have a tremendous respect for anything Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna do.

Here are new projects and rewrites I have rattling in my head right now.

CSI Miami

Ryan/Emmie Series:

Our Little Secret Being rewritten as a CSI Miami/Criminal Minds crossover.
Scattered Flowers (Have not begun yet) Japanese businessmen at a convention are being murdered. The Miami/Dade Crime Lab suspect the Mala Noche is involved. Meanwhile, an old woman close to Horatio carries the scars of a deep, terrifying secret. Based on The Rape of Nanking--The Forgotten Genocide by the late Iris Chang.
The Rock Star Treatment (have not begun yet) Emmie's favorite rock star is killed in an explosion. Dan Cooper will suffer life-threatening injuries. Can he come back?

Other CSI Miami Stories:

Ryan/Natalia Can You Dig It? (AU) It's the Cultural Revolution of the late 1960's. Ryan is a gentle hippie who falls in love with Natalia, an Establishment girl whose father is fighting in the Vietnam War. Both learn too much about their backgrounds as well as the time they live in, but then Ryan becomes a hero when he is selected for an undercover sting. (Not started yet). Chock full of racism, sexism and bare-knuckle politics, but that's how it was back then. WARNING: Character Death!

Criminal Minds Fics
Dave Rossi's Rubber Duckie (Not started yet)

CSI New York:
Scents and Sensibility (rewrite)

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Fracture by saiken2009 reviews
"A horrible accident leaves the boys struggling to pick up the pieces, as they find themselves tested physically and mentally. The biggest test, though, is to their friendship."
Monkees - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,767 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Miami Fog by SpeedlesChic reviews
1796 - Blake and his crew were ambushed as they came to Miami's South Beach to build a place for themselves to live. Helping the robbers was a fog bank. Now 210 years later Blake has come back for what was righfully his, and to seek revenge on Miami.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Horatio C.
Wish You Were Here by Javanyet reviews
When is an empty room not an empty room? When it's full of someone else. The new room at Mike's house means different things to different people. Well maybe not so different. One slightly sweet shot.
Monkees - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Micky, Mike, OC - Complete
Insider Information by saiken2009 reviews
This is a series of fics based on what went through the guys' minds during some of my favorite episodes. I think it offers fun insight into the show and the characters.
Monkees - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
Shining Stetler Stories by Shining Zephyr reviews
100 one shots about Internal Affairs agent, Rick Stetler. *44. Car: Ray Jr. and Kyle have a little TOO much fun with Rick's car and some spray paint.*
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Rick S.
A JOURNEY TO HELL by Laplandgurl reviews
Horatio and his team finds a DB who turns out to be alive...but they can't identify her due to her injuries - who is she? Will be a crossover with NCIS...Jag Lady's OC Emmie Stockburne makes a appearance in the next few chapters - enjoy...
Crossover - NCIS & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Horatio C. - Complete
Cinderella: DuCaine Style by Zeddie7 reviews
You all know Cinderella right? Well I changed it so I has all the CSI:Miami people on it. DuCaine of course. My first fanfic! Disclaimer: I own NOHING! Wish I did. Chap 10 up! Now Finshed
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Calleigh D., Horatio C. - Complete
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Computer Calls reviews
Would you trust this man with your sister? How about your sister's computer? A series of one-shots about technophobe Rick Stetler.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Rick S. - Complete
Scents and Sensibility reviews
Yet another rewrite. As the CSI's clean out their lockers, Stella and Lindsay witness an ancient male bonding ritual. Based on a routine from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Complete
Wild and an Untamed Thing reviews
The Miami-Dade Crime Lab goes to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2014
Talladega Nightmares reviews
A brutal killer from Emmie's past has targeted her and Natalia for revenge. Both have been missing for several days. Meanwhile, girls are found mutilated in the Florida swamps, and Rick Stetler calls in the BAU. Rated M for graphic crime scenes.
Crossover - CSI: Miami & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,130 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Ryan W. - Complete
Cold Rain reviews
While flooding rains plague Miami, a meteorologist dies in a mysterious car crash. Meanwhile, another accident finds Horatio and Emmie stranded and missing in the Florida wilderness.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Ryan W., Horatio C. - Complete
Rick Stetler's Wetting reviews
Rick Stetler secretly hoped the team would celebrate his promotion to Lieutenant, but it looks like he's been snubbed again. But then he receives a call to a quiet nightclub. Takes place after the end of Hostile Takeover.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Rick S. - Complete
Stealing Thunder reviews
Rick steals Horatio's big chance to ride in an F-14 fighter jet. Harm and Mac make sure it's a ride Rick and the crime lab will never forget. Dedicated to our brave troops and their brave families
Crossover - JAG & CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - H. Rabb, Horatio C. - Complete
The Desires of Derek Morgan reviews
Garcia's hiding something that Derek Morgan wants badly. Can he get it from Garcia in time without them being caught? Some good old-fashioned Morgan/Garcia fluff
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The Littlest IAB reviews
A computer hacker is murdered. Stolen police identities may be used for a terrorist attack. Meanwhile, a stray cat turns Rick Stetler's life upside down while helping him solve the most dangerous case the MDPD has ever seen.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,480 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rick S. - Complete
Mrs Johannsen reviews
Yelina longs for a forever life with Horatio. She even prays for a miracle. Then one night a mysterious, lonely old woman moves in across the street. Little does Yelina know how much this new neighbor will change her life. Takes place after Rio.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Horatio C., Yelina S. - Complete
A Monster's Ball reviews
A Navy prisoner has escaped and vows revenge on those who put him away. Meanwhile, Harm, Mac, and the CSI Miami team are unaware of the danger. A special surprise lurks for one of them.
Crossover - JAG & CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Ryan W. - Complete
More Than A Woman reviews
Horatio notices that Yelina just hasn't been herself lately. He knows she will need him more than ever when she undergoes surgery. WARNING! Deals very explicitly with female problems. If this bothers you, please go on to the next story.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Horatio C., Yelina S. - Complete
More Than Just Words reviews
A radio talk show host is murdered just seconds after revealing a secret over nationwide radio. Tyler is falsely accused of cybercrimes. Contains minor spoilers for Bang Bang Your Debt and Shattered.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Horatio C., Rick S. - Complete
Adam and the Holy Grail reviews
While the NY Crime Lab is on lockdown, Adam joins Danny and Lindsay as they watch a Monty Python movie. Now Adam goes on a knight's quest, with disastrous results.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Adam R. - Complete
Getting Creamed at Christmas reviews
The Three Musketeers are invited to Alexx's house for Christmas Dinner. Walter finds a can of Reddi Whip, and the fun begins! That is, until Alexx walks in.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alexx W. - Complete
So This is Christmas? reviews
It's Christmas Eve. The BAU is trying to get back to Quantico in a howling blizzard. They finally stop at the only crowded hotel they could find. Through it all, everyone learns what Christmas is all about. Two-shot, but might be longer.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
But Was It a Candy Bar? reviews
Erin Strass has been helping herself to other people's lunches. Now the BAU takes revenge.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Erin S., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete