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Author has written 2 stories for Young Avengers, and Glee.

Young(ish) British chap hoping to improve his writing skills. I seldom write fan-fic, but I enjoy reading (and commenting on) stories.

"I should take a level of ranger so I can choose Favoured Enemy (Airborne Tramp)." — Hayley, The Order of the Stick

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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,980 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male), Leaf
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 31556 - Favs: 17,939 - Follows: 15,120 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5387 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Roomies by lonegungal17 reviews
Kurt learns Sue Sylvester is a powerful enemy when she forces Karofsky & him to be roommates at nationals. Can Kurt help Dave stop pretending & come out? AU. Major pairings: Kurtofsky, Brittana, Klaine, Samcedes, Finchel & Santofsky/ Fave friendships.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,635 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Push by Leaper reviews
AU. Dave Karofsky is telekinetic. This makes everything much more complicated. Kurtofsky friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,878 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Human Vault by Michaela-Le-Mongoola reviews
GLaDOS and Caroline have formed an unlikely allegiance, and together test with the humans from the long lost vault. One Test Subject, however, leads to a terrible discovery, and the dark secrets of Aperture's past are revealed, as is its darker future.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 214,588 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 1/3/2012
Gleelight by FootballGirl96 reviews
I really like Twilight, I really like Glee...So why not combine them? The Glee kids take on the roles of the Twilight characters. Brittana centric with Quick, Wemma, Finchel, and Klaine, showing up. ON HIATUS!
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Everything a Big Bad Wolf Could Want by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
Kurt falls in love with a werewolf but doesn't realize it's really Dave Karofsky. After a few encounters with his Wolf, Kurt gets pregnant. How will he deal with only a part-time father for his child and a world that hates people who aren't human? AU MPREG and bestiality
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 114,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Counters by louisestrange reviews
Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,088 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Being Alive by rubyliss reviews
David gives Kurt a chance at a new life. Warning: Cancer; character death. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Son of a by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David Karofsky is the son of Hades and Persephone and is in love with Kurt. AU from the second season.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 74 - Words: 181,995 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Hatchling by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
A toddler-Kurt is out for a drive with his parents one day when he spots a dragon. David is secretly a dragon with a crush on his classmate Kurt. FYI: the rating will probably mature as the boys do.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Undead Avengers by thealphasmate reviews
My ex-best friend is a most-wanted vampire, a dark mage has erased him off the face of the planet, and there are more rogues than we could imagine. We are in for the fight of our lives. I hope we can survive for tomorrow. BillyxTeddy KatexEli KangxCassie
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,837 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Billy K./Wiccan, Teddy A./Hulkling - Complete
Not Yet by hopefulwriter27 reviews
Kurt falls into two unhealthy relationships, one with Blaine and the other with Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Battlefield by Julie's Jewels reviews
It's tough being the 'bastard child' of La Push; ridiculed for having blood that comes from outside the tribe, Jack has to navigate an abnormal life where he faces cold shoulders and stares at nearly every turn. What could make things more complicated? Well Jacob Black of course, Jacob and his merry pack of miscreants...and something called a half-print? Jacob/OC (OMC) Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,252 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Jacob, OC] Quil Jr.
Post Prom Depression by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A collection of drabbles and oneshots based off of 2x20. Pairings will vary, but mainly Kurtofsky, Brittana, Faberry, and St. Berry. .:. It physically aches, because I'm already falling apart. When I left the gym that night, I went straight to my car.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under Fire by poetikat reviews
When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good. The sequel to Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. Heartwarming and outrageously AU post 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,224 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
You Will Get Pregnant and Die by adi-rotynd reviews
In which Finn tries very, very hard to be a good brother. By giving Kurt the Talk. For a prompt. This story predates "Sexy" by quite a bit, so… excuse the parallels?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Make Believe by K-TDD reviews
For a prompt on the angst meme. Unable to come out but desperate for a boyfriend, Karofsky blackmails Kurt into being his for one night a week.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,258 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Love Letters by Lolee Ann reviews
Love Story between Dave and Kurt. Now complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,870 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Everything by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Raising SarahJane by bananafangirl reviews
Billy never really wanted children. Apparently, Teddy did. And SarahJane just sort of...happened. It's one of the few things he'll never regret. NOT A MPREG. First chapter redone.
Young Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Hope by Elphaba-Rose reviews
They are 26 years old, and alone. They are no longer a family. Michelangelo must accept his fate...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Spam by N2 reviews
Ultimate XMen. Email between Northstar and Colossus.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Human Interest by MadLori reviews
AU 1983: A reporter visits the small town of Farmingdale, Vermont, and is intrigued to learn about two men who run a ranch together outside of town...but when she meets them, the story she hopes to write takes on new significance.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,929 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Dasyatidae by domenika marzione reviews
[ULTIMATE XMEN] Peter Rasputin takes a break from being Colossus and indulges in a little reflection.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
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Want me reviews
Kurt is a normal teenage boy with normal teenage needs. And Dave Karofsky is… a secret webcam whore? Smutty in places, but not for lack of trying. AU from Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,655 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Tin Soldier reviews
Can cold metal feel compassion? Could a mechanical killer learn to value human life? This is a story about Billy and Teddy, but with a few twists. Terminator/Young Avengers crossover.
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008