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Joined 01-06-08, id: 1467152, Profile Updated: 06-27-10
Author has written 3 stories for Vampires.

Yo, my beautiful peeps, this is Kadaj...recently i have adopted the name Plum, so i will answer to that too.

I really haven't posted on here much. I go onto DeviantArt way too much! XD and my name on there is ~Scandiumslover.

Anyway, chances are that i will not be continuing my awesome stories anytime soon. I'm busy with my fanfics on dA.

woah. i have alot of random shit on here. *too lazy to delete*

Random Quotes:

- =gazes at yellow starburst= "I shouldn't eat this; if I do, gay vampires will decend from heaven and rape me." =keeps straight face= -brother's friend

- 'It's all fun and games until flying monkeys attack' -anonymous

-"One day, I shall prove the excistence of dragons and vampires!" -me

-NEVER meddle in the affairs of dragons; for you are CRUNCHY and GOOD with KETCUP!- anonymous

-"The only reason Zombies don't exsist is because of the Krebs Cycle. Hurray cells!!" -Keith Baker

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried; so can you...

If you are a Christian, copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: vampiric-cat-therian, the-PhoenixRises-throughChrist

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

NAACIBD is Not Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder-copy and paste into ur profile

/AV is Addicted to Vampires\- copy and paste into ur profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts because you think someone is listening, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would maybe like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, xBlackSoul, the-PhoenixRises-throughChrist

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly,VOLVO S60R, LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, xBlackSoul, the-PhoenixRises-throughChrist

You Know You Live In 2007 When...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) you haven't played solitare with real cards in years

3.) you know that the REAL reason you're not staying in touch with old friends is because they don't have a screen name

4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote control instead of just pushing the button on the T.V.

6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) as you read this list, you just keep nodding and smiling

8.) and as you read on, you think about sending it to your friends

9.) and...you were too busy reading to notice there wasn't a number five

10). you actually scrolled up to see that there was a number five

11.) and you are now laughing at your stupidity

If you totally fell for this, put this in your profile!

Some

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, ForeverIndebted,shadowsurroundmewhenurgone, hidden13lackheart, PRTC

If you hurt, I hurt.
If you cry, I cry.
If you laugh, I laugh.
If you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your emails!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the "W"s.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. -sigh-

I'm the kind of girl who sits quietly in the back of my Boring-As-Hell History Class secretly planning World Domination.

THIS WAS ON JET SET YOYO'S PROFILE:

As for child abuse, the sick pathetic people who would do such a heinous act against a defensless child and feel no remorse in the least should be more than ashamed of themselves. Word cannot express what I wish upon these people who would dare put their hands to a child in anything more than a hug. God have mercy on you because I know if I ever met you I'd kill you in a heartbeat. May your souls be damned and sent to hell.

Homophobia is ridiculous and regardless of a person's preferance they shouldn't be treated any different from the rest of us because we are all human beings just the same.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares about being taken away from the two loving fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I probably will be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out that we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son beacuse I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

About me:

basic info;

age: 351; name: Kylen; gender: female; location: somewhere you cannot find me in the dark corners of my mind..; birthday: January 26...

i am a Conservative and a Christian, but i am pretty laid-back with anyone. i believe that, even though in Lev. 18:22 God clearly says being gay and beastiality(ew) is an abomination, he also tells us to love and accept others, WITHOUT JUDGING. so, i don't care if anyone is gay (but beastiality...is just...ew? who would want to fk a dog? or a horse? come ON!) because it is my job to love you all as you are! . GO EQUAL RIGHTS!

i love writing and will read/write almost anything(fantasy, mainly)! i am quite outgoing and pessimistic/optimistic. i used to be really shy, though. i am all the opposites of myself: i can be nice/bitcy, loving/ignoring, supportive/fatalistic. i like to have friends and i like REVIEWS!! O_O hint...-.o

i love lots of music preferances and like forgein languages...so...my stories have German and Japanese.

GO USA!

/God Bless\

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Full Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
The sequel to Draw a Circle. On the day of her third birthday, little Emma Kirkland Jones makes a wish for a playmate, but will she wind up with much more than she bargained for? USUK, Franada, and other minor couples. Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Draw A Circle by Carrot The LuvMachine reviews
While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Love Hurts by Jet Set Yoyo reviews
Ryou has always been abused by his Yami; physically, emotionally, psychologically. He's drawn closer and closer to giving up completely. Even the thoughts of suicide to detach the brutal soul from himself plagued his mind more than once, but will he learn Bakura's biggest secret before he crosses the line of no return? Or will Bakura live to regret keeping his mouth shut?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Not Dead Yet by ToriElaine9 reviews
This is my story, about love and hate, even about revenge turned sour. He left me for dead, he left me because I wasn’t good enough for him. He thought I would die before anyone could find me, but with his luck I was found, but not by any normal person.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,548 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008
Sweat by Gasp-x reviews
Axel only has so much self-control. Roxas should know that by now. AU drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The Virtuous by Silarcta reviews
In a godforsaken world, what is needed to make the faithful open their eyes and see that sin doesn’t have to be so bad after all? VexenMarluxia AU Lemon and a great deal of nifty decorated crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,195 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Marluxia, Vexen
The Darkest Twilight by Silarcta reviews
After Radiant Garden's destruction, two Heartless sets out to find their bodies and become whole. 411, XemSai, and more yaoi to come.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Vexen, Marluxia
Wolf's Assistant by VampyrePrincess13 reviews
Darren Shan may be a vampire, but Ella is no vampire, she is a werewolf. A dangerous tournament has been risen once again at the Cirque Du Freak. Ella has to face dangerous obstacles to arrive at the destination. Will she survive? Read on to find out!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,495 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Trust by Only4Miken reviews
Why would you ever trust someone with your heart? Last time I did that I was left with nothing but pain. Now Miken just walks into my life. Why does he seem so much diffrent from the others?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,531 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Vampires Bloopers by tkmutant reviews
Why vampires are loners.....
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 6/21/2006
Influence from the Night by vampiric-cat-therian reviews
somewhat dark poetry it looks dumb but u never kno unless u read it..... & also they r not all about the same subject so its different.......please R&R!.....somethink like that....yeah
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
Broken by vampiric-cat-therian reviews
This story is about a broken girl and see meets new people that change her life or should I say....new beings. I own these characters. Please R&R!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
VampirSchuld by Shadow-Hamster reviews
I rated it T just to be safe I don't think young kids should read about Vampires . Time of the story is set around early 1600's. "I had what he said down pact in my memory, fresh, and vivid, like our encounter was ever engraved in my mind"
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Vampire's Aren't Real Sequel by SaraiDaDee reviews
Everyone knows the story of Ivy and Daviel, but now here's the story of their daughter, Sprice. She's a teen having to live through being a badass teenager while suffering the results of past grudges against her father, Daviel. Completed. :P
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,741 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
True Identity by rejoice489 reviews
When Emily was little, she came in contact with a vampire and sealed a promise with him. Ten years later, he comes back to fulfill that promise. But will Emily let him?
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Why'd I leave? by vampirekisses4u reviews
17 year old Emily flys over to see her father once again but she meets a boy named Jake...who turns into a vampire after her leaving. When she returns it is not the same. He is competely different.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008
Purple Eyes by InkStainedBones reviews
She felt the fangs against her neck and her eyes shut tightly, knowing what was to come. She had lived her life, and death ws something you could not escape. She had pictured deaths alot better than death by vampire, and she filled her lungs, ready to scr
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,790 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Vampires Aren't Real by SaraiDaDee reviews
What would seem like a normal, sarcastic girl of 16, turns out to be very abnormal. Iveria Elaine Kinrey was just a girl working to excape her past, when it was brought back by the abduction of vampires. COMPLETED.. duh.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 125,233 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Anything Except That by Silarcta reviews
Vexen says he can do anything so Zexion decides to do a nasty bet with him. Lemon[VexenMarluxia]. FINALLY COMPLETED!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,397 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Bakura Plushie by ryoufanatic reviews
BxRish. Bakura is turned into a plushie, yes, a plushie. Read about his exciting adventures as a stuffed yami. How will he turn back? Will he even want to turn back? R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Kikyo or Kagome? by demonic-sesshomaru reviews
When Kagome begins to have strange feelings towards Sesshomaru, a certain spirit decides to take it into her advantage, sending Inuyasha into a familiar past with only one thing he can remember...Kikyo. CHAPTER ONE FINISHED! fluff!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Servant Yamis by bakurasgirl reviews
Anzu is back....And..big surpirse...She's evil!!!! Anzu kidnapps Ryou and Yugi when they try to foil her plans. Anzu is out to steal the Millenium items for herself and unleash horrible cuteness on the world and use the YamYugi, Yami Malik, and Yami Bak
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,966 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003
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Tears and Rain reviews
....he clenched her to him, praying that the life in his body would go into hers…that she would just live so that the hole in his very essence would stop gaping, mocking him with its very presence—as if it knew that because of him she was dead."
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009
Pieces reviews
I felt my heart lurch with fear as Zuki stepped outside, closing the door. He wouldn’t hear me scream. I forced myself not to flinch as Rint’s grey pant legs came into view. His fist collided with my head, sending me sprawling across the floor.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Evol 'n Company reviews
vampires.poems.same diff. cause both intrigue us and cause relationships to be more romantic! JUST READ THE DAMN POEM!
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008