Loathing the Veil
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Joined 01-07-08, id: 1467307, Profile Updated: 11-16-09
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Howdy there fanfiction readers!

I am Loathing the Veil (my names Ebony, but you can call me Smebs =), Sirius was my favourite, then Jo had to go and kill him :'( and I love the world of Twilight, Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Bit of a of a random combination, but variety is the spice of life and all that...

I live in Australia and love it here. I've just finished highschool and love whoever thought up this crazy websight where all of us obsessed people can do whatever we want with other people's characters (hugs fanfic inventors). Without it, where would i get my laughs/smut/tearjerking moments that i get from here?


My favourite pairings (incase you were interested) are:

Bella/Edward

Fred/George (there should definitely be more of these (nods vigorously))

Fred/George/Hermione

Fred/George/Everyone, lol

Snape and anyone really

Draco/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Harry/Draco

and Spike/Buffy.

As you can see, I love Draco just a little bit, even if he is a bit of a tool, lol.

So you'll only really be seeing stuff written about them, unless I decide to branch out to unfamiliar territory...


Stories in Progress

At the moment I've got three stories posted:

The Beauty of Mistakes - (rated M) which is on a bit of a hiatus atm, but IS NOT ABANDONED!!

It Doesn't Matter - Sirius/Severus COMPLETE One-Shot. Just an excuse to be a little dirty with two of my fave characters =). Warning though, if you're not into a little whips and chains action, don't read this one lol..

And A Measley Affair - a shortish little smut-fic (obviously rated M) about Ginny and Draco that is fairly pointless. Just a bit of good harmless smutty fun :D

And speaking of pointlessness: The following stories are being written and worked on as you read.

"If Trelawney Were A Salmon" is a pointless funny story heavily based on The Salmon Dance by The Chemical Brothers, in which there is crazy salmon-dancing in the Great Hall, much to the amusement of the students.

"Uncle Harry" is also a pointless funny story and is heavily based on Uncle Harry by The Living End, in which Ted Tonks and Scorpius Malfoy meet randomly at the Leaky Cauldron, and drunken singing ensues.

Just a bit of a warning: If you haven't heard these two songs, the stories probably won't be as funny to you as they would be if you knew the songs. But then again, I might not be as funny as I think I am anyway...

I also have a Fred/Ron one in the works that is pretty smexy and a Threesome Harry/Hermione/Ron one that will take me forever to finish, but hopefully it'll be worth it :).

I'm finally getting help with The Beauty of Mistakes because ch3 is giving me trouble, the naughty little thing.


PROGRESS UPDATE: The Beauty of Mistakes chapters one and two have been beta'd and have been re-posted. I've now finished my schooling for the next four months or so, so hopefully i'll be finding the time to get on with it lol. So do not fear! The story is by no means abandoned =)

A Measley Affair has just about a paragraph to write, and I'm not putting it up here until it's as good as it can be. All you guys who've read it so far have been loving the build up, and I don't want to ruin it with a crappy sex scene, so give me some time and it'll be up here :)


I've been checkin out this crazy Reader Traffic thingo lately, and it would seem that I'm getting lots of reads, but next to no reviews. What's goin on guys? Where's the love?? Come on, it takes you two seconds and makes me very happy, and I reply to all of them, and I really appreciate feedback on my stories :D


Anyway, I hope you enjoy my stuff, and leave reviews coz i reply to all of them, and have an adequate day !!

Cheers =D

~Smebs

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The Death Eater by Alania Black reviews
Harry has been captured but Voldemort, in an attempt to secure his own power, decides not to kill him. Instead, Harry is to be used as a test of loyalty for the newest Death Eater. Please read the warnings inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,449 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Easily Distracted by Marx810 reviews
Vampire Bella goes to visit Jake in La Push and after a race ends up getting 'distracted'. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Waiting Game by LeeLeeXtreme reviews
Bella gets three phone calls in one night. Written in response to a 'phone sex' challenge. Set sometime between NM and BD. Rated M for very partial lemon, and language. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Prisoner by sirius in chains reviews
DISCONTINUED / Harry's got Draco locked in the Room of Requirement, and he is determined to get Draco to become willing to please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inexplicable Bonds by KousukeAsazuki reviews
He couldn't have been the golden child that had the friends. He had to be himself, as wretched and unglamorous as he was. Plain, old Severus Snape. Awful, simply awful. Well, maybe no -so- awful. \\SiriusSnape in their school years, smut//
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
SexyWitches Inc by Tina Redwood reviews
My most popular fic to date. Smut, fluff, all that good stuff. Blaise hires Ginny as his assistant, and he's the vice president of SexyWitches Inc., a wizarding porn company. Don't let the title dissuade you from reading; this has a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 49,292 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
What Is Appropriate? by CityStroke reviews
Following the war, Hermione becomes a psychologist interning at a wizarding prison where her first patient is Prisoner #0421, better known as Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Left In the Care of Magical Creatures by kelseymetro reviews
“Right class, well now this is a special lesson” Hagrid began cheerfully, “I’ve managed to get yeh some Nymphs to ‘ave a look at!” Oh dear, Care of Magical Creatures... But hey what's the worst that could happen? HPDM Slash! AU COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Panties and Potions by Liria Nai reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Response to LadyDiablo's Sticky!Situations Challenge. Something personal falls out of a bag during potions and leads to a rather interesting detention. Oneshot. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Rocket of Love by Twin Exchange reviews
Hermione finds out what the Rocket of Love is all about. Fred/Hermione/George
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Who Needs Air by wanderlustlights reviews
It was sickening, and Harry hated it. Hated that someone could have such an effect on him without even trying, hated that he felt this way about someone when nothing had even ever happened between them. Disgusting. It was like the blond was a disease.HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,184 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pass It On by Twin Exchange reviews
Mrs Weasley is searching for Fred and George and sends Hermione to find them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Trapped by Rice-Ball247 reviews
His skin is paler that what Harry remembers, a sickly whitish-gray that was a common trait in all the newly dead. And his arms are holding Harry down, wrapping around him tightly. He can’t escape no matter how hard he struggles. Trapped. Necrophilia DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seducing Mr Malfoy by Tina Redwood reviews
Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,774 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dreamless sleep by The Mad Hatter's second cousin reviews
After the war, tensions are running high as Both Harry and Snape don't like to sleep alone...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Undone by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Harry comes undone. Harry/Ron, rated for mild sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
An Odd Little Outing by Liria Nai reviews
In Response to ZooArmy’s Odd Quotes Challenge. Harry and Draco go on a little visit to the zoo. This is SLASH. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth Be Told by MDGB-FAN reviews
Back and updated by popular Demand! ... What if after Something Blue, Willow performed the “Truth Spell” but backfired? The spell effected not only Spike, but on Buffy as well? Will the truths lead to a new passion? Totally Spuffy. Smut involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Evil by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Harry thinks Ron is evil. HarryRon drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Authorized Personnell Only by bitterending reviews
[incest] Hermione finds the real back room in the twins' store. [FredxHermionexGeorge]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Twinlets by Xela Xe reviews
Sequel to Singlets: Will and Spike are twins who have been lusting after their new, but sadly taken, roommate. What happens when Buffy comes home drunk one night and announces her split with one Riley Finn? Adult fun with twins: Spillfy of course! Contain
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 89,622 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Experiment by bitterending reviews
[incest] Percy becomes the victim to one of Fred and George's latest inventions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Who Are You Calling Slave? by silly-bint reviews
Set at end of Season 4 Buffy and friends decide to play a game of truth or dare, but what happens when Spike interrupts and the focus shifts onto him? Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Eavesdropping by Alania Black reviews
November Challenge Month day 28: James and Sirius from Harry's point of view, must include the phrase Because I love you, you idiot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Singlets by Xela Xe reviews
Buffy suddenly finds herself in need of a roommate Spike and Will, two publishing VPs, are in need of a roommate. What will happen when they find eachother?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,799 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Drunk by Alania Black reviews
18 OCAUHPSM: CWHP. It’s Ron and Hermione’s wedding and the Best Man wakes up in bed with the Groom’s older brother. edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Charlie W., Harry P. - Complete
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A Measley Affair reviews
A two-shot fluffy smut-fic. Ginny/Draco. Ginny is having amazing sex with the hottest guy in school: Draco Malfoy. Only problem is the reason why.... R&R! Part Two up soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
It Doesn't Matter reviews
ONE SHOT. Rated M for adult themes. SLASH! Severus/Sirius, the Forbiden Forest, a tree and a chain. Oh the fun...Read it, Love it, Review it my lovelies!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Beauty of Mistakes reviews
Harry doesn't think he'll ever be with either of the two people he truly cares about. Luckily for him, Draco thinks so too. Rated M for moderate swearing and sexual content later on . SLASH. Dont read if u dnt like it. NOW BETA'D!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.