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Author has written 4 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place.

Hm...

If you are here you probably are following me from reviewing your fanfic.

There is a good chance I reviewed it at 4 AM and came off sounding much more negative than I intended. Or possibly I just was really annoyed for some reason.

For the most part just assume I am a pretentious idiot who is jealous of your writing and will never understand it if I came off as negative.

So far I have one completed novella, imperfect and striking as my first, writhing here on FanFiction.Net. I also have two connected short stories. All my writing so far has been for Wizards of Waverly Place.

Feel free to give me all your incoherent flames. I know I've dished out enough of my own high standards through the years, and I can't very well complain once I shall be on the receiving end.

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Call Me, Again by CleverforClever reviews
A request Ficlet. Juliet muses on her death at the hands of her boyfriend. Right now it's one chapter, but if I get a couple reviews, I'll write more. Juliet/Justin with Jalex hints.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Justin R., Juliet vH.
The Collar by Nogard reviews
Ryan, completely misunderstanding Bo's relationship with Kenzi, gives Bo a collar for her beloved pet. Wackiness ensues when Kenzi finds it and thinks Bo got it for her. She considers the implications of Bo claiming her and starts worrying. Will Kenzi's personhood win out? Or will she have to learn to accept a place at Bo's feet? BDSM Bo/kenzi focus, also some Bo/Lauren/kenzi.
Lost Girl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,395 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Kenzi, Bo D., Lauren
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,325 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inverse by Glassware reviews
Jack Slash and the Number Man, before. A one-shot.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
Out of the Blue by tilante reviews
a fanfic of a fanfic - my continuation of omens' wonderful but sadly unfinished "Out of the Blue".
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Justin R., Alex R.
Reflected Darkly by Kurrent reviews
Have you ever been scared by your reflection in a mirror? That's the annoying thing about our reflections; they're not always what we expect them to be. This little story caught me by surprise when the idea popped into my head, and it wouldn't stop until I finished it. It's connected with my Lileyverse, but with a few differences. Rated M for language, just to be safe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Forever and coming home by toomuchchampagne reviews
"You were with me the entire time", what does it means? Or my take on the pilot. Thea/Oliver missing scenes. Warning : Queencest
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Oliver Q., Thea Q. - Complete
Dark Side of Justin Russo by CleverforClever reviews
Warning! Not for the kiddies! It's 'M' for a reason. Alex gets tired of Justin's over-bearing conscience, so she wounds it. Mentions of non-con, violence. A bit AU. Heavy on sexual assault! Consider yourself warned!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Wedding Daze by tilante reviews
Max and Tutor are getting married... and they're not the only ones! AGP-verse, follows "Normal Life". Justin/Alex, Max/Tutor, Lexie/Gigi, and some other surprises.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,935 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
iSee Red by demondreaming reviews
Sam's on her last chance. If she messes up with this therapist, she's toast. Cat has a nasty habit of making her therapists retire. Will the two discover a way to solve their problems, and something more? Puckentine!
Crossover - iCarly & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,052 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sam P., Cat V.
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
one track vertigo by allisonarrgent reviews
You've been dying a little every day since then in an attempt to forget. ––SpencerJason.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Spencer H., Jason D. - Complete
par après avs yeux by mktoddsparky reviews
The second Justin and Alex give into the pull between them, they break the oldest curse ever written. When they wake up back in their child-hood they are given a chance to rewrite the past, or lose everything, including each-other. Multi-chap. Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,233 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Alex R., Justin R.
OTP by Save vs. Magic reviews
With 'Charmed and Dangerous' set to become a movie, Alex is shocked to discover the books based on her life are wildly popular. Even more shocking is what some fans are reading between the lines. And most disturbing of all? Justin might be one! -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,465 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex R., Justin R.
Lessons by duchessofdisaster reviews
Elena keeps telling herself she has no choice; she is weak and human, and Katherine is strong. So why is she wearing that lingerie? femslash, dub-con, humiliation.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Elena G., Katherine - Complete
Advanced Cabin Fever: An Introduction by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
Abed has a plan. It involves a shack in Canada. Everyone else is as pleased as you'd expect.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jeff W., Abed N. - Complete
You Can't Make Me by I'mtheonlyone reviews
Gigi is back and she wants to make Alex miserable. Meanwhile Alex is focusing all her attention on manipulating Justin so he won't leave for college. Can Alex make Justin stay? Can Gigi make them both suffer? jalex incest. don't like it don't read it.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,206 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Tell Me that You Love Me by patricia51 reviews
Tori and Cat on a picnic. Skinny-dipping. Swinging in a hammock. Making love on a blanket. Femslash. One-shot.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Fearless by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Because there's one other person in your perfect world, and he's blonde with a smile like the sun, not brunette with a crooked half-smile. / Set early Season 2. Mentions of :Finchel: and :Evanberry: Oneshot. Rachel-centric. For Tarafina.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
iCarly's Father by Snapplelinz reviews
In the aftermath of Adam and WebiCon, Freddie believes he's back to square one in his hopes to get back with Carly. However, a surprise visitor to the Shays may be Freddie's best ally or worst enemy on that quest. A story by OneHorseShay.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,666 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
Valentines by tilante reviews
Across the years, Valentine's Day with Justin and Alex. "Alex Gets Punished"-verse, but stands alone if you haven't read the others. Early chapters are K, but moves up to T by the end.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,684 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Broken Things by tilante reviews
Justin and Max deal with their memories of their alternates from evil Justin's universe. AGP-verse. If that doesn't make sense, you might want to start with other stories in the series. Jalex, Malex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Rolling in the Deep by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
"You know, they aren't ever really going to be over each other, right?" Sam/Rachel friendship/relationship and Puckelberry, Pezberry friendship as well. Finn/Quinn. Used to be a oneshot. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,526 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
Not an Alexment by tilante reviews
Justin's tired of Alex getting away with everything - and he's in charge while Jerry and Theresa are gone. Can he manage to catch up with Alex and actually give her a real punishment? No romance, just family. Not an "Alex Gets Punished"-verse story.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Nine Kinks by tilante reviews
A series of nine one-shots, each exploring a different kink with Alex and Justin. Part of the "Alex Gets Punished" universe, but you don't need to have read those to follow.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
In Another Life by itslivinginallofus reviews
Alex/Theresa, Theresa/Alex. This is my take on what happened when Alex wished her parents had never met in "Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie." There might be minor spoilers if you haven't seen it. This IS an incest fic - you've been warned! Please R&am
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Alex R., Teresa R. - Complete
Better the Devil you know by Trufreak89 reviews
What if Jennifer hadn't accepted Needy's rejection after she'd told her what she was? What if she didn't give her a choice? *Finished 10/05/11*
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
Normal Life by tilante reviews
Can Alex and Justin manage without their powers, and with Alex pregnant? Can they ever have a normal life? Part of the "Alex Gets Punished" series. Follows "Fun and Games". See my author page for the full list of stories.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,875 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
The Mermaid's Melody by BeyondTheBlade reviews
What happened to the love between Lanny and Amazonia the Mermaid? Did they stay together? What is there happy ending? Will there star-crossed love be enough? Read this one-shot and find out.
Pair of Kings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Lanny - Complete
Ashes by tilante reviews
Forgot my meds today, am really depressed, but felt a need to write anyway. You've been warned. Dark Jalex, not a part of the 'Alex Gets Punished' universe.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,464 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Doing Wichita by patricia51 reviews
Columbus is driving Wichita wild, making her moan aloud with pleasure. Who knew that he was capable of doing that to her? Not him.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
My Headband by Katy Fisher reviews
Brittany is a little too enamored with Rachel's first original song.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Rachel B., Brittany P. - Complete
Promises by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
But you're still going to offer your help to anyone who needs it, the same way you did for Quinn when she was pregnant. Because your favorite thing about yourself is that you aren't like them. Oneshot. Pezberry friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
knife me by professor lazyass reviews
and then magenta and jaded blood finally mix together, making an amazing color that was always meant to be. / or, tori is sixteen and pregnant. / jori
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,222 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Wizard, Waiter, Brother, Spy by Save vs. Magic reviews
How Max found out that he always knew, and what he did next. Companion piece to "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". Rated M for consistency with HBFS, but really more of a strong T. -JALEX-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Just A Little Harmless Smut by Save vs. Magic reviews
Alex stumbles in drunk at 3 AM and catches Justin, ahem, "in the act". Which naturally leads to...a long, rambling discussion about their respective experiences with love and sex. Wait, what? Set in S3, pre-Wizards Vs. Werewolves. Very 'M' rated. JALEX
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Fun and Games by tilante reviews
It's time for the family wizard competition... and how many other things can happen at the same time? Part of the "Alex Gets Punished" continuity. Rated M for consistency with the other stories; actual content is T.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,911 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Terribly Lovely by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
An exploration of what someone's dreams can lead to. Justin's POV. Jalex. Oneshot. Disclaimed. T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
25 Things About Cat Valentine by SilverScreech reviews
What a person shows on the surface does not always reflect what is below. A Cat character study.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Cat V. - Complete
Feathers, Angels, and Fate by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Because Max Russo, while not like his siblings, is still special in his own way. Max's POV. Crossover with Supernatural, probably don't need the show to read this though. Slash and mentions of Jalex. T for safety. Oneshot, maybe a twoshot. For WyldCard4.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Max R.
Five Types of Fire by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Because the thing about Alex Russo is that she's kind of like a fire, impossible to control and your likely to get burned of you stand too closely. Max, Harper, Dean, Mason and Justin. Some Jalex because I can't help myself and it's T for safety. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Alex R. - Complete
Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics by tilante reviews
Five months of Alex living in his dorm room is starting to stress Justin and Alex. Drama ensues. Fifth story in the series that begins with "Alex Gets Punished".
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Not Yours to Fight For by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
You're a werewolf, possessive and overly emotional and Alex Russo is yours. Jalex from Mason's POV. Don't read if you don't like. T for safety, oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Alex R., Mason - Complete
Words by tilante reviews
Justin would never call Alex 'honey', 'dear', 'sweetheart', or anything like that... and for a very good reason.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Double Double, Toil and Trouble by tilante reviews
Justin's in college, he and Alex have been secretly in love for months. Hijinks ensue. Fourth in a series - "Alex Gets Punished", "The First Time, Take Two", and "Justin in Charge" are the previous stories.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,824 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Eighteen by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
T for safety. Max is turning eighteen. Everyone knows what that means. There's Jalex and it's a oneshot. Oh, and I used to be julibethlovr, just by the way. Don't know if that'll matter. It isn't all that cheery of a story, kind of bittersweet actually.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Existing Life by Jak4 reviews
Life is rough, specially when you are on your own and barely have any help. The only thing that keeps you going is the thing you want to protect the most and would do anything to keep it safe from any harm...anything.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,548 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1998) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,717 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
Little Slice of Hell by whimsycality reviews
Dean's POV of a chance meeting in hell. Follow-up to Conversations with the Damned.
Crossover - Roswell & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Liz P., Dean W. - Complete
Would It Help to Say I'm Sorry? by patricia51 reviews
Carly didn't realize how angry Shelby was at her during the fight? No "time out" and she didn't duck the next punch and kick. Now Carly is badly hurt; in the hospital and fighting for her life. People will change. Some will really surprise you.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Carly S. - Complete
Impossible to Define by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Beck Oliver likes to relate people to songs. BeckJade and BeckTori, Beck's POV. Oneshot. Dislaimed. Review.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Beck O. - Complete
common goal by professor lazyass reviews
let's try and get out of this hell hole. / / jade&trina \ \
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Jade W., Trina V. - Complete
Breathing Through The End of The World by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Jalex, as always. I don't own, as always. From Alex's POV. JustinandAlex-centric. T for language and safety. Please review.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Requited by LaughLoveLive2.0 reviews
They were separated by two thousand miles and seven years. Can London and Maddie find their way into each others hearts? London/Maddie. Londie femslash.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - London T., Maddie F.
Two Times that Harper Cried by Lodylodylody reviews
Two incidents in Harper's life, years apart from one another, show her a different side of Jerry Russo.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harper, Jerry R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Shhh, Don't Tell by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Implied Jalex. Alex, Justin, Max and Harper POVs sort of . If you read, review, because it's a new style and I want to know what people think about it. I disclaim WOWP. Thanksss for reading. T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Tell Me I'm Not Crazy by amberpire reviews
I want that silence again, and I want her eyes looking at me again like I'm not psycho. Even though I am. It's nice not to be reminded. ;Cat/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Dollhouse by Not Just a Nerd reviews
She was a doll. His doll. Her lips tasted like strawberry, chocolate, magic and a bit like sin...Who said dolls couldn't have happy endings? *JALEX* An emotionally intense and realistic story. My best so far. Completed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,556 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Just let me cry by Not Just a Nerd reviews
She's tired of telling people that normal isn't the correct term- it's straight. For once in her life, Alex Russo cares about a technical detail. That one word can make such a huge difference. Alex X Stevie. One-shot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alex R., Stevie - Complete
A Development by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Fist multi-chapter fic! There will be Justin and Alex and Teresa and Max and Jerry and maybe even an OC POV, it will be switching. There will be Jalex later on. It is a work in progress, so updates may be kind of sporadic. Disclaimed. Enjoy! Review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
Five Things by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Jalex from Justin's POV. Please Review! For WyldCard4, even though I couldn't use her six words, I improvised. Hope you like it! I disclaim.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Acceptances and Understandings by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Oneshot. There's Jalex and Justin and Alex and Dean and Harper and Max and Juliet and Stevie. Please read and review! Disclaimed.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
That siren call of beats and rhythms by Not Just a Nerd reviews
That siren call of beats and rhythms will never leave her alone. *One-shot*. Revolves around Alex's passion for drumming. Minor spoilers for 'Make it Happen'. NOT Jalex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Dysfunctional by Not Just a Nerd reviews
His Tutor told him he has a dysfunctional family. He is still trying to figure out what dysfunctional means. *JALEX* mainly from Max's POV. One-shot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Wait For It by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Oneshot Jalex, Alex's POV. I do not own them. Please leave a review!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
CleanUp by patricia51 reviews
Set immediately after the end of "The Good, the Bad and the Alex" in the almost empty Hall of Transfer. Messes have to be dealt with.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
The beginning by Not Just a Nerd reviews
They'd be fine, as long as they had each other, but that time seemed to be becoming short. The hourglass was ticking. Their world was falling apart. Their doom was beginning.JALEX. Chapter-fic. Set after 'wizards vs. werewolves'. Rated: T for now.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
They Complete One Another by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Max's POV on Jalex. I love that kid. I do not own the characters. Long oneshot. Please review! Nothing bad, T for safety.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Never Yours by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Jalex, this time from Juliet's POV. Please review. I do not own Wizards of Waverly Place.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Because you are sick by Not Just a Nerd reviews
You need that complicated determinant problem to keep your mind off her thoughts. You still cry though. Because these locus and cross-multiplication are just distractions. Because you're still hurting inside. Because you're sick. *Jalex.* Three-shot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Fairytales and Reality by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Nitchie/Smitchie Oneshot, Please Review! I don't own it!
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Mitchie T., Nate - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Intentions by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Don't own. R&R Jalex, don't like then don't read.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Honest by Not Just a Nerd reviews
“I’m just saying that people-or horses-are not always honest on Wiz face.” Well, neither is Alex. JALEX. One-shot. Fairly Short.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Really Difficult by Not Just a Nerd reviews
It's so difficult to read 500 pages of spells every day but when he looks at Alex, he doesn't mind . JALEX. Justin-centric. Companion piece to 'Not so easy'. Please read and REVIEW!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Not so easy by Not Just a Nerd reviews
It's not so easy for Alex to lie and be carefree all the time. It's not so easy to neglect magic and science. But what does Justin have to do with this? JALEX. One-shot. Alex-centric.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
The Vampire & The Werewolf: The Ending by im.a.smut reviews
What happened to Juliet and Mason after that fateful scratch and bite that night in Transylvania? A look into what might have happened to Juliet and Mason!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Juliet vH., Mason - Complete
Why Uncle Barney Hates Community College by crackers4jenn reviews
Barney Stinson meets the Greendale Community College gang.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Community - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Barney S. - Complete
The Rape of Nick Jonas by Fabrosi reviews
When an underground terrorist group clashes with an underground vigilante group over the fate of the popular music industry, each side gets far more than it bargained for...
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Ms Swift by fantasyxfreeme reviews
Whenever Miley needs advice, her favorite person to go to is her English Lit teacher, Ms. Swift. oneshot. femslash. miley/taylor. i should kill myself
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Alex's Nighttime Visitor by fantasyxfreeme reviews
Alex battles feelings for Justin's new girlfriend as she tries to get to sleep, and suddenly Juliet Van Heuson comes through her window? Is now a three-shot. Femslash. Don't like don't read!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Alex R., Juliet vH. - Complete
Justin in Charge by tilante reviews
sequel to Alex Gets Punished; Justin goes off to college, and that puts a strain on Justin and Alex's new relationship.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,025 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
The First Time, Take Two by tilante reviews
By request, the story of what happened the night that "Alex Gets Punished" ends. This will be two chapters.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Justin R., Alex R. - Complete
Alex Gets Punished by tilante reviews
Jerry and Theresa are away, and Justin's in charge. Alex messes up big, and says she'll take any punishment Justin wants to give her, as long as he doesn't tell Mom and Dad.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Second Chance by Jak4 reviews
He had everything,parents,a little brother,and a sister.A family he loved with all his heart.He didn't know how much they really meant to him until he lost them.Now that he has the power to protect them,he will do whatever it takes to get them back.Jalex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,308 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Crashing Down by Asher Monroe reviews
-COMPLETE!-Whenever your world starts crashing down, that's where you'll find me.- The portal is closed and to all who knew her, Buffy Summers is dead, but her adventure is just beginning. -Fuffy-Full Summary Inside-
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,391 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
This Is Our Life by Kurrent reviews
Story 4 in my Lileyverse. This one picks up at the end of Miley's and Lilly's senior year, with us following our heroines through the senior trip, the prom, and finally graduation! Definite Liley, as always!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 213,403 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Every Eyelash by itslivinginallofus reviews
AlexxMitchie, MitchiexAlex, Demena. Wizards of Waverly Place, Camp Rock crossover. Sequel to Nothing But a Good Bye which should be read 1st to understand this story. It's been a year since Mitchie changed Alex's life & she still can't move on. R&R please
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Dark Centuries by Eduard Kassel reviews
When the heroes of DC are utterly defeated by a new alliance of villains the world finds itself under a new order. Now as the victors carve Earth up into new empires, the last heroes struggle to survive and fight amidst during the Dark Centuries. OCs
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
As I Am, I Take Thee by Kurrent reviews
Story 3 in my Lileyverse series. The big wedding is here! Well, both of them, actually. This story takes place eleven months after my previous story, All I Want.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,206 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Dance of the Skeletons by CalliopeMused reviews
.AU. Five teenagers were in detention on the second day of school. It looked like a bad start to their senior year but that was before five Titans set out to change the town. By the end of the year, Forston will be changed, one way or another.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 333,086 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Once There Was a Maiden reviews
Alex writes "don't feel bad" on her arm. It didn't help much. So she writes another set of words. "Do something helpful." So Alex starts her mission to bring back Mason and Juliet. Fueled by the ink on her arm she can't stop until she saves the two.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,139 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Cravings reviews
Mason's story during "Alex Charms a Boy."
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Mason
Hidden Truths reviews
Harper confronts Max after the events of "Max's Secret Girlfriend." Sequel to Blatant Lies.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Harper, Max R. - Complete
Blatant Lies reviews
Max's point of view during the last part of the episode "Max's Secret Girlfriend." Nancy/Max Nax . Not a typical Max PoV Jalex. Oneshot.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Max R. - Complete
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