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Joined 01-07-08, id: 1467396, Profile Updated: 07-23-11
Author has written 15 stories for Ultimate Marvel, X-Men: The Movie, and Norse Mythology.

Currently I write almost exclusively in the X-Men and Norse Mythology Fandoms

I have a slight preference for writing the bad guys, but the only thing my fics really have in common is that they are all on the short side.

I am much more likely to post interrelated short stories than a multi-chapter epic, so if you like my interpretations of the characters and want to know what happens next you are much better off using an Author Alert than a Story Alert. When I say a story is "complete" I usually mean it and there will not be any more chapters posted. There may, however, be a sequel story a few weeks down the line.

Reviews, feedback, and constructive criticism are always welcome and appreciated.

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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 5,113 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Appearances of Impropriety REWRITE by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Always a boy!Noyoto Uhura / Always a girl!T'Spock. Chapter 12 - After the Narada - staying warm and sane on the trip home.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,580 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Against Fixed Stars by polar-realm reviews
A series of T'Pring/Gaila drabbles, slightly AUish, based on the Major Arcana of the tarot. Despite the fact that they've never met, and both of them may or may not actually be alive, these two make a certain amount of sense together.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Gaila - Complete
Children of the Cobb by WastelandRose reviews
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUish
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jayne, River
How to stay warm in the black by Jadzia Bear reviews
Revised for your reading pleasure! "Kaylee stood there looking like a ruffled, forlorn puppy..."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
Little Lepto Lost by Leven Kemal reviews
A pilot has to make his own entertainment out in the Black. So does his wife.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
A Man of Action by Thescarredman reviews
A continuation of 'Man of Honor'. Even the solidest assumptions can slide out from under your boots when you travel with the crew of Serenity. River's not the only Tam who's full of surprises...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,740 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Simon, River - Complete
Between Us by Lazulia reviews
Comicverse; Kate Corrigan watches over an injured Abe Sapien. Set between "Plague of Frogs" and "The Dead".
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kate C., Abe S. - Complete
I Am His Death by Joelle Hart reviews
An angel meets the infant Anung un Rama, and with an act of compassion sets their destinies into motion; they will one day meet as Hellboy and his Angel of Death.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Claims by Leven Kemal reviews
Pre Series. Wash has been on Serenity for a year. He runs into an old friend, and discovers Zoe doesn't like others touching what belongs to her. Zoe/Wash
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Oh Say, Can You See? by Skybright Daye reviews
Wolverine goes looking for a missing student on Independence Day. Short, fluffy fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Fetish by Disappearing1 reviews
Wash & Zoe, Sitting on a Couch ...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Wait for Me by McQ reviews
After X3. A lesser known member of the Brotherhood searches for Toad, who has been missing since the Brotherhood's failure with the machine. She appeals to her leader, the once great, now near powerless, Magneto. In her tireless search, she has discovered a government funded mutant experimentation project and the unwitting complicity of the X-Men. Sequel: VICIOUS CIRCLES.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,953 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Toad, Erik L./Magneto, Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Psychedelic Mesozoic Concoction by Van Donovan reviews
River and Wash share insomnia.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Wash, River - Complete
A Kindred Spirit by LadyLefaye reviews
Beast makes an unlikely friend upon his arrival at Xavier’s School for the Gifted. Set after X2, but AU in respect to the third movie. RogueBeast friendship
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Rogue, Hank/Beast - Complete
Flying Lessons by Izhilzha reviews
River likes her piloting lessons best when she has Serenity's bridge all to herself. WARNING: spoilers for the movie, Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2005 - River, Wash - Complete
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Resign, Release reviews
Sequel to Ransom and Redeem. Toad has to decide what to do and who to trust while the X-Men and the students recover from Stryker's attack on the school.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Toad
Matriculation reviews
Scott uses his leader skills to help Rogue adjust to the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. Takes place right after X1, not X3 compliant.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Cyclops - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Fenris
Alternate life events and destinies for Fenris, relates to "Before the Mistletoe, and After" as well as "Brighter and More Baleful Than Any Golden Ring." Warning: death.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fenrir - Complete
Brighter and More Baneful Than Any Golden Ring reviews
Fenris has nowhere to go and nothing to do besides wait. An interaction between Sif and Fenris.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Fenrir - Complete
5 Mutants Toad Never Got into a Relationship With reviews
A "five things" style fic. Toad and: Rogue, Nightcrawler, Psylocke, Scarlet Witch, Wasp
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Toad - Complete
Cain's Five Favorite TV Shows
When you don't need to sleep you have a lot of time to catch up on re-runs. Written with Ultmate'verse in mind, but could also work as an Original Marvel Juggernaut/Black Tom friendship fic.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Got Out Alive reviews
In the same AU as "Recruiting Drive" Sabertooth rescues Toad after the Liberty Island fight.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sabretooth, Toad - Complete
Gather While You May reviews
Irene is forced to admit that Raven is right.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Raven/Mystique - Complete
Before the Mistletoe, and After reviews
A series of ficlets about Loki's family.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Fenrir, Hel - Complete
Recruiting Drive reviews
In an alternate universe a slightly different Magneto and Mystique find a slightly different Toad.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Erik L./Magneto, Toad - Complete
Ransom and Redeem reviews
Alternate ending to X2. Kurt realizes there is one more prisoner to rescue before the dam falls.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Nightcrawler, Toad - Complete
Company reviews
Ultimate'verse Black Tom and Juggernaut buddy moment.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Rauður Hrafn reviews
Before Mystique was Mystique she was a young girl being recruited to help a mysterious woman.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Raven/Mystique, Hel - Complete
Some Kind of Yes reviews
Ultimate'verse: Juggernaut is looking for a job, Black Tom is looking for some muscle. Spoilers for Ultimate X-Men Annual #1.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Under the Farm reviews
The first meeting between Juggernaut and Rogue in Ultimate'verse. Minor spoilers for the Return to Weapon X story arc.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete