Paper Kettle
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Joined 01-07-08, id: 1467462, Profile Updated: 01-06-10
Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Death Note.

I should be in bed right now, but seeing as due to the bizarre heavy snow, I'm not in school tomorrow, I therefore do not care for sleep :

Name- Amy

Age- 15 :)

Lives- The good 'ol British Empire


I've recently fallen into the depths of the Doctor Who/Torchwood fandom and I'm afraid I cannot be saved. So I feel like writing a bit about that since I've accidentally become obsessed.

Firstly, I am so in love with David Tennant and John Barrowman. Words can't describe. But lets be honest, everyone is, so that shouldn't be too much of a shock XD

The 10th Doctor will always be my Doctor. Sure I don't automatically want to maim Matt Smith like some, but that doesn't mean he's ever going to be the Doctor that made me fall so in love with the series

I should say the pairings I support, since the romance is always my favourite part :D

Doctor Who - (I like to think I'm not too picky)

Doctor/Master - This should need no explanation. End Of Time pretty much cemented this pairing into my head anyway.

Doctor/Jack - This is kinda a love/hate thing for me, especially when we factor in the Master and/or Ianto.

I accept Doctor/Rose but I never go looking for it, and I wouldn't say I ship it... Nooo thank you. Unless it's with the 9th, somehow that doesn't pain me as much.

Mickey/Martha - Just cause. I mean come on am I the only one who's mouth literally hit the floor in End Of Time? I won't spoil but geeze that came outta no where, and I loved it!

And Donna. Donna gets no pairing, because I've really never thought of her with anyone. I just wanted to mention her because she's my favourite companion and I enjoyed her with the Doc the most, they had the best chemistry (but never romantically, that's just wrong on so many levels in my head).

Torchwood - ('Honestly, it's just sex, sex, sex with you people!' John Hart got it bang on)

Jack/Ianto aka Janto - I have yet to find someone sane who has not got a soft spot for these two. Can anyone say canon? I know I'm in love with them, and I still have a slight burning hatred for RTD over CoE. He tries to reason that Jack needed to be pushed over the edge to do what he did, but couldn't the ever-so-long-awaited death of Gwen done that? Yeah. Slight burning.

Jack/John - In a way, you could also say how John is totally canon for Jack, but Jack is so impossible in this relationship! God knows what goes though his mind.

Owen/Tosh - I've actually never read it, but I think I'll get round to that eventually. It's harsh but the best part of their relationship is how they 'missed' eash other.

Rhys/Gwen - Never ever ever going to read it, but if we have to send her somewhere, my preference would be Rhys. He deserves so much better, but beggers can't be choosers :) Why does everyone even fawn over Gwen? I do not see this appeal she must have! She's too self-centered and nosy... I'll stop before I go off on one.


Just a note to say, I've hit such a slump in writing it's not even funny. I'm going mad with all the reading, I can't stop that, but I have seriously lost my drive towards writing. I don't know where it's gone, and I really, really, wish I did. So anyone expecting updates, dear God don't hold your breath.

That being said, I did start to pump out a Jack/Ianto fic the other night, but I won't be posting it until I get at least halfway through. I like the idea, even if I do try to blantantly ignore the laws of paradoxes. All in the name of fiction.

And after End Of Time, I would love nothing more than to write a Doctor/Master fic, but I haven't even considered trying; my mind doesn't understand the meaning of 'oneshot'. Which is why my oneshots always end badly - I'm trying to stop myself from writing a bloody novel.


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Darkness Within Your Light by AuraBlackWolf reviews
Abandoned. Sorry. Note about remake in story.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,875 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Light Y., L
Glass Butterflies by shadowwaker reviews
RenoxRufus, Reno finds himself in a treacherous world of masks and make believe when he discovers there's more to Rufus Shinra than meets the eye. The only way back to safety is straight through the danger, but will live to tell the tale?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,314 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Reno, Rufus
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
What's Happened? by ShinzuiOfIncantation reviews
Zack makes a huge mistake and is expelled from the Lifestream to fix it. Only problem is, will he want to fix it? Will he be able to protect Cloud from the truth? And can an unknown aid stop Sephiroth's plans in time? ZackxCloud/jealous Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,228 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Intense by I'm With Gameboy reviews
From the time he had stopped being Mihael and had started being Mello, I was fascinated by him beyond any sane boundary. MattxMello, Name Spoilers, Sex&Rape, Drug Usage, Cutting&SuicideAttempts. !Chapter Three Up!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Mello, Matt
Hearts That Pump Dust by the.israel.project107 reviews
Sora's living it up, watching the stars. Roxas is delivering flowers, aiming for peace. Axel is - searching. You don't just *leave* Organisation XIII. Not with your heart intact. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 166,440 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Come Home by Lady Karai reviews
A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 313,008 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Therapy by kellegirl reviews
Axel's a pyro and gets a court order to go to therapy. And who might his doctor be? Why Roxas of course! Yaoi, double lemon, Akuroku main, side pairings RikuSora, Zemyx, SephirothCloud. ADOPTED by StrangeSisters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Void I by kremesch reviews
VincentXTseng Vincent POV Yaoi. In Vincent's search for penance, he discovers that misery doesn't always love company, or at least, doesn't want to admit to it. And in this case, it also has a name. COMPLETED
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 232,076 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Tseng, Vincent V. - Complete
The Darkness Is Coming by Pliva reviews
Complete. The Doctor, the Master, Donna and Jenny are an odd group but they save the world anyway. The new drums are more dangerous than the Master knows, and he and the Doctor will have to face a part of their past they forgot. S4 Rewrite, Master/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 111,747 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Heart Under Siege by Rosa Angelicus reviews
A prince of a fallen kingdom and a slave of a cruel captor, Cloud now finds his heart is under siege by the man who captured him, the king of Radiant Garden, Leon. LeonCloud, RikuSora, AxelRoxas. YAOI OOC and some non-con, general dark themes and THIS IS ABOUT AS HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE. LEAVE YOUR MODERN VIEWS AT THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME IN. THANK YOU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 239,822 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Loyalty by lemon-sprinkles reviews
In the dark underworld of the Yakuza, nothing is as it seems. Centered around the conflicts, forbidden loves, and bloody business of Yakuza, agents Zack and Reno, their 'father' Sephiroth deal with a mixed up Cloud in over his head. ZxC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,381 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Crowded Elevator by Tanny-san reviews
SeiferXHayner. A rivalry started with a few words leads all the way up to tension in the elevator. Molten sexual tension, that is. Updated with chapter 8.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Duality by K49 reviews
My supervisor is the most annoying twit I’ve ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on. He’s a prick, he’s cold hearted, he’s always finding someway to annoy the crap out of me, and he’s the sexiest, most gorgeous creature known to man. Seiner
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,926 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Incident on 36th Street by KnightGuardian reviews
The incident on 36th street is stirring up old wounds and Jack is doing what he does best. Burying the past. But memories, good or bad are never truly forgotten. The Doctor knows this all to well, because memories, like thruths cannot be escaped.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Remembering the Forgotten by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Sometimes, I thought I was the only person who remembered him…eventual Seiner, other pairings a surprise. COMPLETE! Chapter 22 as been revised, and others are currently undergoing revision
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,955 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
SALIGIA by Lizche reviews
LxLight AU. "As far as I know, Light-kun,everything in this building is mine."L replied, to which Light rolled his eyes, and before Light could open his mouth to speak, he added,"Including you."
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,522 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Light Y., L
Spiral by Akkiko reviews
AU. Axel and Reno, two brothers with their destinies on the spiral. On modern day Earth, a shadowed Organization will use every possible method to coerce the two teens to bring their plans to fruition. Two words: Not happening. Yaoi, AkuRoku,RenoRude,SxR
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Axel, Roxas
What's Your Problem? by Adiji-Sensei reviews
Tseng and Reno have an argument, which drives Reno back to the Slums. How will Rude cope with this and also...what will Tseng do next? RenoXRude eventually, but there is evil Tseng in this. A little OOC, I do apologise.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Reno, Rude
Bullet With Butterfly Wings by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Two possible endings, two worlds apart. A single bullet, tilted centimeters too far. A boy destined for greatness, and a man destined for the shadows. The beat of a butterfly's wing. How easily do the fates tangle their thread? AU, LxLight, discontinued.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Light Y., L
Fear is The Enemy by L.Is.Cute reviews
What if Light wasn't Kira? And what if Kira could control people without the Death Note? When L is struck by an uncontrollable force he can't control, will Light be able to find Kira in time to save him? My first story! LightxL, OOCness, and phobias!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,552 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
ReGenesis by kiki-slasha reviews
The remnants were designed to return, and after the most recent explosion in Midgar, one awakens to the harsh reality of life--without Mother. When he's found by the Turks, what else could possibly go wrong? Eventual Reno/Yazoo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,410 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Reno, Yazoo - Complete
Death Note Alphabet by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Death Note AU after episode 25, meaning that L catches Light as Kira and lives. L and Light search for a killer who seems to know the Death Note rules, while coming to terms with the developing feelings they have for each other... LxLight with MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,476 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
gIRlfRIendS by Nicrafetix reviews
Girlfriends are tricky creatures striving to get noticed, striving to make you feel better, striving to get you with your best friend? AkuRoku Soriku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,024 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
What Should Never Hurt You by Vermillion Lies reviews
Cloud likes Leon who wants Rinoa. Leon's oblivious to Sora who's glued to Riku. Roxas doesn't want to admit things, but Axel does. Larxene and Namine just wanna have fun. Demyx just likes messing with Zexion's head. Rated for mature themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,667 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Rumours by DorkFace reviews
Zack Fair is your friendly local gossip, Reno is a bit oblivious to gossip! Perfect couple right? Gift Fic for Paper Kettle happy birthday! Reno/Zack or as i like to call it Rack. Yaoi!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Reno, Zack F. - Complete
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Partners in Crime by Michele-bell reviews
Roxas is on the run from the law and Axel offers to help him by letting him hide out at his place...but why? Soon both of them find themselves in situations they would never have dreamed of! AU. AkuRoku. Discontinued D:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,386 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Axel, Roxas
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Through A Mirror Darkly by The Reaver of Souls reviews
The Destroyer of Nations. The Conqueror of Worlds. The Master of Darkness. The Slayer of Light. Because of a magic mirror Demyx falls into a reality where he is all these things while his dark twin falls into Demyx's world. Zemyx, Soriku, AkuRoku, Cleon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
SICK by Candied reviews
Then, I realized his eyes were closed. His mouth was agape. Those red locks were mussed beyong reason. He hadn't even woken up. THAT. BASTARD. ALMOST. SHOT ME! AU, AxelRoxas, yaoi, lemonlime. Read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,451 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Voice by Chopstick with Wings reviews
[Zemyx] When they die and new beginnings are presented, will the voice that started it all ever arise again? AUish, AkuRoku and other pairings soon to come.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Demyx, Zexion
Rebirth and Redemption by TwilightElegy reviews
[renoxrufus] yaoi pairing bw reno and rufus. Post AC, reno and rufus are both depressed. also involvves Dirge of C. stuff. DISCONTINUED AT PRESENT: Apologies to all!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Reno, Rufus
Behind Closed Doors by Shivvlan reviews
AU Pre-game. Reno x Rufus. Blurb can be found at the start of Chapter 1. INCOMPLETE! But in revision-A long, involved, revision that may never end
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/14/2002 - Published: 9/9/2001 - Reno, Rufus
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Birthday Surprise reviews
Roxas only wants one thing for his birthday this year, but it looks like there's no way he'll be getting it. Oneshot Akuroku. Written for DorkFace's 16th birthday! Rated T for language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Dare You To Move reviews
Something terrible happens to Matt and no one knows what to do to help him. Can L, Light and Mello help him overcome his nightmare and catch the culprit or will he resort to drastic measures to escape the pain? Hopefully not as emo as it sounds. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,283 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello
Helpless When He Smiles reviews
Demyx is starting at a new school, where an encounter with a mysterious teen stirs up past memories and feelings he'd rather forget. But he can't help but feel drawn to him, no matter what obstacles he'll have to face. Next life fic. Zemyx. Akuroku Riso
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Demyx, Zexion
That Day In The Rain reviews
Matt's POV. Matt can't believe Mello's leaving and chases him into the rain... Yeahh my summary's aren't too great, just check it out ; T for language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mickey's House reviews
Roxas's brother wants to go on the new TV show Mickey's House. So -of course- He's going with him. But how will he react to the crazy Housemates, a red-head who he's growing more attached to and the fact he's being watched 24/7? AkuRoku RiSo Zemyx to come
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Roxas, Axel