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Author has written 3 stories for House, M.D..

A Short Story, partially based on reality:
When Plot-Bunnies Attack:

4:04 AM: Despite the lateness (or earliness, depending on how you look at it) of the hour, a hapless victim lies restless in their bed. Thunder strikes and along with it bounces a majestic creature, innocent in appearance upon first glance. The thunder strikes once more and the creature hops towards its helpless victim. The creature's deceptively fluffy cottontail and elongated, floppy ears a dead giveaway as to its species, its sharp claws and fangs (specially designed for attaching itself to its victims brain, not to be dislodged 'till satisfied), glowing golden eyes and multi-coloured fur, a clear indication of it breed.

The creature freezes its advance, as its would-be victim tosses and turns in their chosen resting place. They sigh and close their eyes once more, once again fruitlessly attempting to sleep.

With the next strike of thunder, the creature takes another hop towards its prey, now mere metres separate them. The victim turn once more, only to stare right into the eyes of their attacker. The wide-eyed victim desperately attempts to escape, but it's too little, too late, and the creature pounces, digging its claws into the victims scalp, and sinking its teeth into their brain...

...The plot-bunny finally relaxes, its job well and truly done, but its poor, poor victims only just beginning.

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Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III TC...?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Time Marches On by Namaste reviews
House once said that change was one of life's greatest tragedies. His fellows -- the old team and the newbies -- are finding out just how hard change can be, and so is House. Casefic with multiple POVs.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - G. House - Complete
Ghosts by Russet022 reviews
A brief insight into Molly Weasley's character during three important moments in her life, and the impact one man had on her. Written postDeathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Molly W., Remus L. - Complete
Firey Rebirth by Atlantia reviews
SLASH Johnny Storm. Brash, Arrogant, Confident. But what if the Surfer changed him somehow? What if Johnny had to accept that who he was would change his life forever? Can the world and his team come to accept the new him? SLASH JOHNNYxOC
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,150 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
The Bitter Angel of East Side Drive by Betz88 reviews
A sideways look at Maggie, a goofy old lady spying on a handsome piano playing stranger who lives across the street. Then one day disaster strikes, and Maggie has no rest in her butt until she is in the middle of it. Oh boy, will she be surprised!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Long Road Home by jackwabbit reviews
Jack Saves A Young Boy From Himself, And Daniel Comes Home. No spoilers. Follows 'Acceptable Risk', but Easily Stands Alone. JackDaniel Friendship, AU, Smarm, TINY hint of JS, Original Characters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Old Soldiers Die Hard by Sholio reviews
The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Shades of Gray by llnbooks reviews
Sequel to Oxygen. Complete.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Oxygen by llnbooks reviews
When you're a Human Torch, oxygen can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Employment Prospects by Maya Tawi reviews
Rube introduces Mason to undeath.
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/18/2005
Armed Intervention by The Snow Leopard reviews
Worried about Methos' erratic behaviour, Joe investigates the Old Man's whereabouts during the Ahriman crisis--and finds out far more than he feared. First in a Methos and Joe series.
Highlander - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2002
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Paper & Pencils reviews
Wilson really needs to learn to manage his anger in better ways. Dark!Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson
Dark Wilson Ficlets
A series of unrelated ficlets written for the dark Wilson prompt-a-thon on LJ. Prompt, rating and warnings specified in each chapter.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,246 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Not Quite Monogamy reviews
He’d known Wilson was prone to cheating, but somehow he’d hoped it would be different this time. Guess it was possible for him to be wrong after all. House/Wilson slash, established relationship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete