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hey here's some info about me(if you're that interested)

i blow out my candles on August 20th

name: why do you want to know? stalker lol jk Dee

age: 14

height: medium (kinda short)

favorite books: twilight series, wicked, the clique, son of a witch pretty much any book.

music: any kind

check out some of the favorite stories they are really good

If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.

for people who say that nothing is impossible here is a challenge for you, slam a revolving door

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

its about learning to dance in the rain

96 of the population of teenagers would have a heart attack if they saw the Jonas Brothers on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick them off youself

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.(JUST FOR U TWIN)!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds, copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Friends will hide you from the cops
Best friends are probably the reason they are after you

Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell

Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do that again!"

Friends will bail you out of jail (for the third time)
Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We messed up!"

Friends will pick you up when you fall down
Best friends will pick you up, then trip you again

Friends only know a few things about you
Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . .

Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

Friends will offer you a soda
Best friends will dump theirs on you

Friends will give you their umbrella when it rains
Best friends will take yours and shout "Run bitch run!"

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friends will be crying at your funeral
Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile

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Crescent by XoChelseaAmberXo reviews
I nestled myself in the crevices of his body, mine forming into his. I looked up into his gorgeous topaz eyes and kissed him gently. He smiled and kissed me back as we laid there, listening to the rain beat against the roof and windows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,069 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Echoes of Darkness by Robin4 reviews
"Think of me as your guide, but only until you've learned to embrace your powers." But the Dark One lies. That voice, that presence never truly leaves—no matter how you try to fight it. Rumplestiltskin knows that better than anyone: he listened to it for 300 years. (This 'verse is open to prompts!)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,730 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Neal C./Baelfire
The Gift of Years by Meandmysarcasm
Belle and Mr Gold have been married for almost a year, so he decides to plan the perfect anniversary for them. Although he's incredibly nervous, he's determined to make it special. A little Rumbelle fluff. It doesn't really fit in with timelines on the show, but takes place after season 5a.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,211 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Sugar Daddy Needed by jess2002 reviews
Renee is cutting Bella off. Bella needs money and Edward has a lot of it, but Bella gets more than she expected. Can she handle it or will it be too much? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,586 - Reviews: 4509 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3901 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher's Pet by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Companion to "Making the Grade." Professor Swan has been given an assignment: to seduce 5 of her students. If she succeeds, she will gain the ultimate prize: to dominate her Dominant. Part two in the "Making the Grade" series. Rated NC-17 for graphic language, lemons & scenes of BDSM. WARNING: Story contains a Dom asking his sub to seduce her students. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr and Mrs Gold by shegal92 reviews
What if Rumplestiltskin HAD rescued Belle from the Evil Queen? What if Belle had never been in the asylum, instead right there at Mr. Gold's side as the story unfolded? Highly AU, a look at how Season One may have played out had Belle been present for each episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,000 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Revenge Attack by Amzie4 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Playful Attack. The boys are going to get revenge on the girls for 'dazzling' them. Where will this lead? Rated T for romance and my paranoia.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 12072 - Favs: 6,403 - Follows: 4,314 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Comings and Goings by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Belle understands the fact that Rumplestiltskin is a very sought-out man, but such continuous demand can sometimes get in the way of... things
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3806 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12558 - Favs: 9,925 - Follows: 4,332 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Carnival by perfeccionista12 reviews
Edward surprises Bella by taking her to a carnival. But what happens when Alice and Emmet decide to kidnap Bella for themselves? A little fluff, some humor....Enjoy! Post Eclipse.PRE -Breaking Dawn. Rated T because I'm PaRaNoId...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,337 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009
I Bet You Will Kiss Me by LionandLamb4ever reviews
Edward and Bella made a bet will edward with his good looks and huge ego win or will bella with her brains and alice on her side? All human.Some bad language.I havent given up on this story. I will update soon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Peanut Butter and Jelly by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
What happens when firefighter Edward comes home to a messy house, crying children, an emotional wife, and burned dinner? Very fluffy. All Human. All Edward POV. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,248 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Posession of Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When pleasure is taken by you, to sate your deepest, darkest desires, what lengths will you go to keep what is yours? Alt ending of ‘To be Treat’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Year Two of Forever by My-Bella reviews
Part 3 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. The Volturi are investigating, there's a strange human in Bella's class, and her human memories are fading. Bella's 2nd year as a vampire is full of events both amazing and horrifying. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 206,473 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Primal Desires Masquerades by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
This story picks up where "Primal Desires" left off. Edward and Bella have started their new life abroad. The Cullens are finally reunited after leaving Forks and now face their future together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,306 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11707 - Favs: 8,669 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
To Be Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
When pleasure is taken from you, used by you, will you surrender to your deepest darkest desires or fight it? Sequel to ‘Pleasure, Thy Treat’.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disaster by Dark and Wild reviews
The Cullen family heads out for dancing when it all turns into disaster. Is it the end? A One-Shot, post Breaking Dawn. NessxJake ExB... you get the picture. A preview for what MIGHT turn into a full FanFiction. Rated M for "suggested themes". Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Pleasure, Thy Treat by EclipsedofSoul reviews
Pleasure is not always given, sometimes it is taken... and sometimes it is both. SMC contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Awake, My Angel by la saboteuse reviews
Sequel to Wake-up Call! Bella is going to the Cullens' house for a slumber party with 'Alice', just as they had previously decided, but she doesn't know all of Edward's plans yet. She's in for quite a surprise, let me tell you. More POVs! Title may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
The Awakening by My-Bella reviews
A Halloween-inspired darker ending to Year Two. Rated "M" for suggestive & harsh language, and dark themes. This is a departure from my normal writing, so be ware!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,548 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4096 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by My-Bella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
If I Can’t Save Her by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“No pain could be deeper, no life could be cheaper, no point anymore, if I can’t save her…” Rewritten lyrics to the song “If I Can’t Love Her” from Beauty and the Beast.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music of the Night by Your Favorite Worst Dream reviews
AU. Phantom of the Opera with all the characters we know and love from Twilight. Full summary in profile. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,900 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8408 - Favs: 7,597 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Defining Moments,Trivial Moments,&Literary Giants by Tara's folly reviews
An in depth look at the nights Edward spends with Bella in her room, pranking a substitute teacher, tutoring Bella in literature class, and setting up an Incentive Program to help her learn. ExB AxJ EmxR T just in case. Takes place during eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,939 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Edward's Playful Attack by Amzie4 reviews
Just a sweet thing I got the idea for and wanted to write. Very cute, very fluffy! Rated T because of kissing and I'm paranoid. Please rate and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Edward vs John Tucker by My-Bella reviews
One Shot based on My First Year as a Cullen. While preparing to watch 'John Tucker Must Die', Bella & Jasper make a bet on Edward's reaction to the movie. Loser has to explain Bella's change of heart about 'Romeo & Juliet' to Edward. Who's going to tell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Fireworks by Caseworker-14 reviews
Post New Moon. Bella's dreams finally come true in what had once seemed like an impossible turn of events, but the Cullens are about to bite several bullets for her and they will have to pull together as a family to get through it. Will they survive? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,847 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Jessica's Ride Home! by LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Love, Lust, and Scandals in Forks by 4ever1 reviews
Things are heating up with Bella and Edward as they come closer to the date of the change . . .Chapter 7 is up Will Bella tell Edward why she is upset will she forgive him or will his temper get the better of him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
Lullaby by Sarah Wayne reviews
Bella and Edward spend some time together. Complete and total fluff. R&R! Rated T for safety, not really needed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Bella's Costume Debate reviews
Halloween is a day away and Bella must pick which costume she should wear... with a little help from her best friend Alice during Eclipse pre-Breaking Dawn. its my first ever story so review and let me know if i should continue the story
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Alice