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hey here's some info about me(if you're that interested)
i blow out my candles on August 20th
name: why do you want to know? stalker lol jk Dee
height: medium (kinda short)
favorite books: twilight series, wicked, the clique, son of a witch pretty much any book.
music: any kind
check out some of the favorite stories they are really good
If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and now is freaked out, copy and this on your profile.
for people who say that nothing is impossible here is a challenge for you, slam a revolving door
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...
its about learning to dance in the rain
96 of the population of teenagers would have a heart attack if they saw the Jonas Brothers on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick them off youself
If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.(JUST FOR U TWIN)!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds, copy this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I CURSE, so I must be UNCIVILIZED.
GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
DUDE THIS IS SOOOOOO CUTE!! :D Perfect. Love
Friends will hide you from the cops
Best friends are probably the reason they are after you
Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell
Friends will bail you out of jail
Best friends will be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do that again!"
Friends will bail you out of jail (for the third time)
Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We messed up!"
Friends will pick you up when you fall down
Best friends will pick you up, then trip you again
Friends only know a few things about you
Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story . . .
Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Friends will offer you a soda
Best friends will dump theirs on you
Friends will give you their umbrella when it rains
Best friends will take yours and shout "Run bitch run!"
Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
Friends will be crying at your funeral
Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Try not to cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
Try Not to Cry
If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile