Bloodlines and powers: ok you know whats realy anyoing ppl make powers/bloodlines ect all super powerful and all that but they leave like no weakness eg the dam sharingan, dead bonepulse and all them. look at all the grate strongthings they all have a weakness/s that eaven out the power. mgs the metal gears have weekness's in thire legs. superman kryiptonight. sayins thire tails. the juganught conreat (trapted in it so he cant move ect) see where this is going. soo if someone has power over the cold like subzero or haku fire should be the yin from thire yang. hot/cold, light/darkness speed/power imortals/limbloss its quite simple realy dont over power ppl if you ant going to put in a weakness that can cripple them and give the ppl a fighting chance. i read a story of a naruto/bleach crossover naruto was one badass super fighter but he had a magor weekness. his sapresed memorys from his horabil past life that makes him freze up and have a trumatic sesoru epasoid. ie falls to the ground and starts twitching and braking down. and you know what. it worked for the story. so yer sorry for the rant but just tyied of ppl makeing supermen with out thire kriptonight.

in-porgress:

the immortal one: naruXFEM kyuu naruXhina naruXyugito nii (the nibi contaner from kumo/cloud)

outback ninja: aussie SASR meber gets seprated from his unit and ends up in the world of naruto. naruXanko

devil i have be become:what happens when naruto comes a cross a demon willing to help by traing him with MMA skills. dante and vergil make a vist too/ naruto X DMC. harme / lemons much latter down the track

naruto JACKHAMMER uzumaki: what if naruto had a blod line that made his body stronger , faster refelxs wise and control the muciles in his arms and legs. a human impact jackhammer thats what. wacth as naruto learns to control his bloodline and fight a pissed off kyuubi (aka pissed off father) and his bertherin after dieing at the vally of the end. naruto's death fic///hell fic naruto/oc (kyuubi's dughter)

on hold:

bad day: narutoXFEM kyuu

idears and in the makeing:

outback ninja: a aussie S.A.S.R meber get seprated from his unit and ends up in the wold of naruto,

:naruto's eyes of saddness and pain: after a few incadents involveing naruto's frainds after returing saskue at the vally of the end naruto runs a way but who is this blonde female from cloud he meets along the way? reed to find out narutoXyugito nii

afro ninja: a afro samurai _ naruto cross over

complet:

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fave parings

narutoXfem kyuubi

narutoXhinata

narutoXyugito nii

narutoX fem nibi (the two tailed neko/cat and it douse work some times if u can do it right)

fave animes

DB, DBZ, DB GT

death note

bleach

flcl

alfro samurai

gundam

inu yasha

ect to many to name :P

typhoon fighting style explanaion: it is very simple it is 6 styles but is put in to 3 parts so it means the 6 dif styles morph in to three:

Taekwondo / Capoiera: becus of the unpredictability and speed they have together :

Muay Thai / boxing: becus of the stype of power the hits produce:

Ninjitsu / jujitsu:. Because of throws, grabs and nerve strikes bit like CQC close quarters combat

now typhoon fighting style means u swap between the 3 at random intaviles. fast kicking of high low and mid. bone crushing punches. and joint poping grabs and throws. when Utilizing the fighing style think of a cyclon or typhoon or tornado thay come fast, hard and unpradictable smashing grinding shaveing and ultamitly changeing the landscape using wind, waves and sand/rocks/dirt aka the 3 styles wind are the kicks sand rocks dirt are the punchs and the grabes and throws are the waves. i am now posting links of some clips that might help u see what i mean just add them all together and think of them flowing in and out of eachother even in mid movement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8jYp6U3YZs capoiera and muay thai.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGuOcrw_ETs&NR=1 teakwondo kicking styles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4slqNGweGU jujitsu grabs. just ad the ninjitsu nerve strikes in

keep in mind the main princeable is flowin and out. and use it in your own way. let the style mold with u not u mold into the style.

on a side not it is one of my dreams to get this style off the ground and in to the australian army, police force, australian navy, australian airforce and as a club for pepole to learn self defence and comp's. if anyone wish to use this style in any of thire fanfic's just PM me and just put a credited of the creator down the bottom of the chapter u first put it in. thank you for reading hope u injoyed the vids.

ps think MMA mix maritral (bad spelling aka drunk) arts. becus thats what it is realy

fave qoutes

"next time you open up shop. dont forget to add strawberrie sundays to the menu" - dante

"this party is geting crazy. lets rock" - dante

"allright i want a good clean fight. here are some sticks and rocks lets get it on"

"man i think he shat him self" - longst yard

"well look what the cat draged in. yer well look what cralwed out of your farthers ass"

"did you feel...molsted when you woke up"

"if you are right then douse that me wrong or left?" - petter griffen (?)

"giddy giddy goo" - qwagemire (famley guy)

"bite my shiny metal ass" - bender

"billy your bleeding...i aint got time to bleed" - predator

"come with me if you whant to live" - T2

"look over thire by those trees...i see you"- mac from predator

(from return of the kuchiki clan) (convo between kushina and kyuubi)

So the brat's chakra actually merged with my chakra, hmmm well he definitely will be a power full squirt when he gets older after pulling of a feat like that.

“What would have happened if the chakras didn’t merge, and your chakra took over Naruto instead kyuubi-sama,” asked kushina, with a raised eye brow.

“He would have been the craziest, most psychotic, and homicidal little mother fucker you would ever meet……….a chip off the old block if I do say so my self.”Kyuubi said, with a big foxy grin.

itach mess's with kisam's mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSjvDwZZYE&feature=related

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OK just fyi ppl. have had problems and havent been writeing lately but that is all going to change soon. plus i have looked at some of my older works and i think to my self. "what the fuck was i smokeing" some of the plot holes i can see from space but i will hope to corect that all soon. all so look out for some more updates comeing withing the next 2weeks...if net stops playing up long enuf to upload them. whel thats all i have to say for now. might add more of a rant later on

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a furbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . . (I feel old..)