HoistTheColours
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Joined 01-08-08, id: 1468871, Profile Updated: 10-14-20
Author has written 12 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and James Bond.

Fear is the hand that pulls your strings.


Reading order for the Clockwork series:

1. Clockwork (complete)

2. Blackout (in progress)

3. JK (complete -- alternative universe sequel to Clockwork)

4. Burn (in progress -- alternative universe sequel to JK)


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Clockwork by napiersmirk
Dopo essere capitato in un condominio abbandonato, Joker incontra una bambina.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - Italian - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7 - Joker, OC
Clockwork by Anger-lola reviews
En entrant par hasard dans un immeuble abandonné, le Joker rencontre une petite fille.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - French - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Joker, OC
Käännös: Kellopeli (Clockwork) by Ailegais
Jokeri löytää sattuman kautta hylätyn talon ja törmää siellä pieneen tyttöön.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - Finnish - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,709 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Joker
Untitled by 0anon reviews
I have a plan.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,812 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Joker
Bats of a Leather by Xrai reviews
Ficlets and drabbles of various themes concerning the Dark Knight and other villains/heroes of Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Urge by Hooded Crime reviews
Evil has its ways of hiding in plain sight. [REWRITE IN PROGRESS]
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Cletus K./Carnage - Complete
Hide and Seek by Lorien Urbani reviews
After witnessing Anders's murder, Taylor is scared of Mr. J and attempts to hide from him, but he does. Not. Like. IT. A tribute fic to Clockwork by HoistTheColours.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Joker - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Nap Time by keeperofcoldtoes reviews
The Joker isn't close to anyone. To stay true to this, he must kill what he is the closest to, especially when that something becomes a danger to him. Tribute to HoistTheColours "Clockwork"
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Joker - Complete
Somewhere Else In Gotham by A Cunning Plan reviews
Batman has just returned from a fight with the Joker, but there is one thought that just won't get out of his head. Written in the second person.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
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Hero reviews
Sometimes he'll play the hero. Just for fun.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,499 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker
Burn reviews
It was a pleasure to burn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 108,309 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 7/15/2019 - Joker
Get Out Alive reviews
Jack, a man who is secretly teetering on the brink of insanity, desperately seeks a life of normalcy. Joker/OC. [DISCONTINUED]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Joker
Blackout reviews
The pieces of the puzzle all make funny shapes, but in the end, they fit together. Every. Single. One. Sequel to Clockwork.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,120 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 8/8/2019 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Joker
JK reviews
It's been eleven years. Post-Clockwork AU.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,399 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Joker - Complete
Distorted reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,812 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
Clockwork reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,325 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
WWJD reviews
"Oh, I believe in God," he said, and it was with such a vitriolic bite to it that it made her flinch, "it's God who doesn't believe in me."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Joker - Complete
Magic Tricks reviews
James Bond isn't always there to save the day. When Q is abducted, it is one of those times.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 3
The Province of Fear reviews
Bruce seeks help from an unlikely source. The Dark Knight/The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo crossover.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2013
High Speed reviews
Wrong place, wrong time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,199 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Joker - Complete
Collapse reviews
The entire city hates him. Do you know what that feels like?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker - Complete