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"Hey, everybody! I'm the crazy Christian! Did you hear that, Ricky? I'm the crazy Christian!" -Grace, The Secret Life

I play s o c c e r all the time. It's my thing.

I love my f r i e n d s. They rock.

I'm c r a z y, and should probably be in the wacky shack.

But, I'm not. W h a t e v e r.

I s k u l l and c r o s s b o n e mornings, Geometry, M i l e y C y r u s and tomatoes.

I h e a r t late nights, Spanish, Devon Werkheiser, things that are p u r p l e and singing in the shower.

I heart my P u m a s, too.

That's w a s s u p.


Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!." You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack.

When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters.

You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

Man. I miss those days.

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My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
The Fallen Angels by Sleepwalker418 reviews
AU. Max and Fang are in different organizations, both rivaling each other to take down Itex. But what happens when these two super spys find out that they are not all so different? And are they falling in love with each other? Come here to find out. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Max, Fang
A Summer to Remember by GLITTERXGURL reviews
To some, it was a summer of drama. To some, it was a summer of hell. But to Massie, it was a summer of love. Tassie.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
What Are We? by idontwanttobeonfanfiction reviews
It's a nice light story with lots of Fax. Set after Itex and the whole flock is living with Dr. Martinez and Ella. Read It. AND PLEASE REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Here's Tyson Block by charmingxxx reviews
AU: Massie Block has a twin brother, Tyson. Everyone wants him, except Claire. So it's true, guys DO pick on the girls they like. ClaireTyson. Some Closh. For TheSerialKisser and juicyqueen4life
Clique - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Word Association by PaintByGinger reviews
“Evil.” I blurted out. Fang looked up at me. “Itex.” I smirked. So he didn’t forget the game. It was called Word Association. Somebody says something random, and the next person says the first thing that comes to mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Saturday Detention by A.D. Williams reviews
In a series of most unfortunate events, each flock member finds themselves facing an impending sentence of detention. Yes, that means even sweet little Angel. So much for their attempts at normalcy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
My little CHERUB by Future Mrs. Fang reviews
Maximum Ride CHERUB Xover. Enough said.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
The Three Easy Steps to World Domination by firexdancer reviews
1. Make genetic experiments 2. Blow up your enemies 3. Brainwash everyone. Takes place a month or so after MR3. Itex isn't destroyed, and they've come up with a drug that makes people incapable of negative feelings. Full summary inside. Please R&R. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
The List by KazzahBlanca reviews
Remus gives James 'The List' that will get him Lily Evans in his arms where she belongs. Light hearted, fun stuff. Fair read.Get's better later chapters. LilyJames. Go on, take a read. Some Swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,032 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Interim by Cheesekakke reviews
Hermione Granger with a desk job after the war. Saving house elves? Yeah right. Instead, she is given the case of one Draco Malfoy and a crime he did not commit. By working against the Ministry can she prove the innocence of the man she thinks she loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The One That Got Away by Loves to dance reviews
James Potter has everything, the perfect girlfriend, friends, and job. He doesn't think anything could change how perfect his life is. That is until one day when Lily Evans, the only girl he's truly ever loved, shows up in his apartment building.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,969 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Behind Closed Eyes by Sarabhi reviews
Hermione and Ron's sixth year at Hogwarts. Will they admit to themselves or each other that they desire more than friendship? Will they even have time to consider a romantic relationship as the closest friends of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 294,907 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
P S: I Loathe You reviews
Just my spin on what the next book will be like. This is also my first Clique fanfic. The final chapter is up.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete