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Author has written 4 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Naruto, Hellsing, and Fruits Basket.

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Dance of the Kitsune:

“I’m gonna die… But I’m gonna smile while I’m doing so.” Naruto grinned wildly. Shino nodded, sending both Gai and Hayate into laughter.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone:"Shan't say nothing if you don't say please!" -Peeves

cold and lonely:

“Your cat is so cute! What’s…her name?”

“P.I.T.A”

“And that stands for…?”

“Pain In The Ass. Somewhat inappropriate, thus, Pita.” He drove a hand into the no-man’s land under the cushions. After groping around valiantly for a few moments, he triumphantly pulled forth a remote control.

“I knew the couch couldn’t have eaten it yet…” Bakura glared at the giggling Yugi and hit a small green button.

Of Wizards and Yamis:

“I think I need a shower after meeting those two.”

Three snorts of derision and contempt greeted her entrance back to the living room. “Either one of us could have told you they were unpleasant, sister.”

Isis smiled gently at her brothers. “You’re biased.”

“True.” They smirked in unison. “But they’re horrible.”

Ghost of the Shadow realm:

“You know, you have a good eye for fashion,” she said as Bakura looked at her like she was crazy.

“Wha—no, no, I just figured that blue went with blue,” he said, walking closer to Ryou. “And now for my vanishing act,” he said as he disappeared into the Ring, leaving Joey and Tea surprised.

“What the—oh right. I forgot he was a spirit...Now I feel dumb,” Joey mumbled, sad. Tea patted him on the back before turning to Ryou.

The Spark:

“Um, about last night,” Harry suddenly became nervous. Sev walked briskly to the door.

“We’ll talk about that tonight, right now; we have to face the music.” He straitened his robes and beckoned Harry to the door. Harry reached out and grabbed the invisibility cloak.

“How about another plan?” Harry said throwing it loosely around his shoulders. The Slytherin head looked at him appraisingly.

“Sneaking out when no doubt Pomfrey and Albus are looking for answers? Very Slytherin of you Harry.”

“Don’t I know it!” Harry replayed, softly sighing in contentment as Sev slipped his arms around his waist so both of them could fit under the cloak comfortably.

Harry pushed the door open slightly and both of them as light footed as possible walked out, passing Poppy who was lying down on one of the patients beds looking rather spaced, continuously babbling about how she was going to ‘knock some sense into the boy.’ Harry suppressed a snicker, he knew exactly what had brought about Poppy’s temporary drugged state.

He had discovered that Albus had two supplies of Sherbet lemons, the ones he gave you at first, that convinced you they were just sweets, and the rather charming ones that semi sedated you for a couple of hours, leaving Albus time to do what ever is was he did, while you were slipping in and out of reality. Harry had learned the hard way, and was as adamant about not taking candy from Albus as he was from Fred’n’Gorge.

They escaped into the corridor un-noticed, Albus no where in sight. Harry pulled the cloak of them and made a smirk worthy of Draco.

“Fig Jam!” Harry looked gleeful at evading the inevitable interrogations for a while.

“And pray tell, what does that mean?” Severus asked sarcastically.

“Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me.” Harry replied, good spirits not dampened bye Sev’s tone.

“Yes,” Severus said sceptically. “Well, you had better get to breakfast.” With that Severus did his swooping thing and headed off to get a pepper up potion. He was barley standing by the time he got to his rooms, he was exhausted and still in a measurable amount of pain from all that had happened and was really, really in need of that pepper up potion.

Harry walked quickly to breakfast, he would have to go up and collect his things before class.

Today was a very good day. He had done all sorts of wonderful things to Sev, he had gotten away without the 20 questions he’d been dreading from poppy, he was going to have one hell of a story to tell Draco, and to top it all off like a glittering crown, Severus had said that they would talk about things tonight, so he was going to get to see Sev sooner than he had thought. Oh yes, today was a damn good day.

Now if only he could come up with a good excuse for not doing his Charms homework. ‘I was to busy worrying about Professor Snape, and then later on with buggering him to do the work.’ Though had the potential to be hilarious probably wouldn’t go down too great with the knee high wizard.

Separation:

"Now, Mello, what seems to be the problem?" The camp's head psychiatrist questioned with an air of superiorty that set Mello's teeth on edge.

"Which one?" Mello asked. The psychiatrist seemed confused for a moment.

"Why, the one that brought you here of course." She recovered quickly.

"I tried to set the backyard gardens on fire." Mello answered casually. Stare.

"Oh... I see." The psychiatrist scribbled something in that little notebook that all cliche psychiatrists must be required to have. "And why did you do this?"

"Seemed like a good idea at the time." Mello shrugged. More scribbling.

"Mello, what did you feel when you were setting the fire?"

"Frustration." Mello didn't even bother making eye contact, he had already filed the psychiatrist under 'Pompous moron' and was currently examining her office for anything interesting. The psychiatrist on the other hand seemed to think she'd found an opening.

"Frustration? Is that because you have pent-up emotions? Do you have random periods of anger or fear?" The psychiatrist leaned forward anxiously.

"No, I was frustrated because the stupid fire wouldn't start."

"Oh." The psychiatrist sat back, feeling a tad chagrined. "Well, let's move on shall we?" Mello grunted non-committedly. "Right... Mello, why do you think you were sent here?"

"Because I tried to set the backyard gardens on fire. Didn't I just answer that question?"

The psychiatrist felt a migraine coming on.


"This is it, the coup de grace, if you will." Matt presented the object proudly, displaying it as the psychiatrist mentioned above might display a prestigious award. Near looked unimpressed.

"A water gun." The pale boy stated. Matt hugged the projectile protectively.

"Look, do you want style or do you want results?"

"Results." Near admitted.

"Then stop whining and just take the thing." Matt practically forced it into Near's hands.

"Who should I spray?" He asked, shifting the water gun to his left hand and poking it experimentally with his right.

"Everyone! Spray everyone!" Matt threw up his hands exasperatedly. "Sheesh, you're such a prank-virgin." There was silence for a moment.

Near sprayed Matt.

"Hey!"

"That was a rude thing to say."

Curse of Fate:

"Ah!" Ollivander exclaimed upon spotting the Malfoy patriarch. "Lucius Malfoy! Cocobolo and Ebony, dragon heartstring, fifteen inches! A very passionate wand!"

Lucius stiffened and paled.

"Yes, yes," the old man continued. "A rare creation. Within it courses the energy of desire, sexuality, ambition, adventure, even rage! A very masculine wand!"

"Do you have to say that every time I so much as pass by your shop, you old pervert!?" Lucius growled.

Harry struggled to stifle his laughter at the manic gleam in Ollivander's eye and the light blush on Lucius' pale cheeks. He was unable to restrain himself from commenting. "Oh, Lucius, but it fits you so well. You're such a very passionate person."

Lucius sputtered inelegantly for a few seconds before shouting out the door, "Narcissa!" As his wife bustled into the shop, he pointed an accusing finger at Ollivander. "He's doing it again."

"Oh for Heaven's sake!" she said, rolling her eyes. "You two are like children!"

"He set me on fire," Ollivander mumbled so that only Harry could hear. "Dryads don't like fire and a Sylph's wind just fans the flames. I thought I was gonna die."

Harry's laughter began anew as he pictured an eleven year old Lucius setting Ollivander on fire.

Runaway:

“Flawless victory.” Gaara muttered as he flexed his hand and the council members trapped in his sand were crushed.

Naruto shook his head. “See, this is why we shouldn’t have gotten him a playstation for his birthday.”

Hinata shook her head. “Men.”

Time Lords and Teaboys:

Look, I don’t know about you, but, quite frankly I’m utterly bored with listening to the sadness. It’s all I’ve been picking up for years. Now why don’t you try being positive, if you can.’

“Positive? I’m hearing a voice coming out of a fob watch. What possible reason should I have to be positive?” asked Ianto, not phased at all for some reason.

‘… that is a very good point. I’ll leave you to your moping, shall I?”

“Please do.” said Ianto, smirking when there was silence again.

Interoffice Personnel Relations:

Silence ensued. Yamamoto coughed. “So, does anyone else want to file sexual harassment charges against their captains?”

Two hands raised- Nanao's and Matsumoto's. Hitsugaya glared at his second. “Put your damned hand down, Matsumoto.”

She looked offended. “I'm completely serious!” She turned to the Captain-General, “My captain is constantly looking at my chest, and it's starting to make me feel uncomfortable.”

“For god's sake, woman, does it not occur to you that I'm only as tall as your chest? Of course I end up looking at them, they're the first thing I see when I look straight ahead.”

“Oh? Then what about-”

“That would stop happening if you stopped hugging me! What is it about the words eye-level that you don't understand?!”

Matsumoto relented, but still didn't look pleased. “Well, still.”

Hitsugaya buried his face in his hands. “I hate you so much. When I hit puberty, I pray to God I turn out to be gay.”

“Oh, taichou, am I really so awful as to turn you off women forever?”

YES.” Hitsugaya hissed. Matsumoto grabbed him and hugged him, subsequently burying his face in her chest with a strangled “Hurk!” noise.

“I'm so glad I've left an influence on you!”

His voice muffled from his face's current location within his vice-captain's cavernous cleavage, Hitsugaya pleaded, “Sir? Petition for a transfer of Lieutenants?”

“Denied, Hitsugaya-taichou.”

“Damn it.”

“Also, I feel I should let you know that that is your seventh time to request a change in vice-captains, and at ten requests I am obligated to put you two into couple's therapy.”

Iba laughed. “Oh yeah, because that went so well for Kuchiki and Wanajima.”

Byakuya defended himself with a calm, “I'll have you know that was officially ruled as an accidental death- just check the records.”

Iba scoffed. “Yeah, and because of that incident we all learned a valuable lesson- nobility never get convicted.”

A Different Genealogy:

“I was thinking about something, so I wasn’t really concentrating. Itachi popped up out of nowhere and…” he left it hanging.

Itachi shook his head, clearly trying to hide his amusement.
Fugaku gave his son an analytical gaze before grumbling something to himself.

“What did she do now?” he asked, actual resignation appearing in his face.

Sasuke gave him a look of confusion.

“Naruto, what did she do? I know this is her fault, that girl causes problems without even being in the room. You’ve been acting strange since you came home, it’s only logical this is her fault somehow. What did she do?” he asked, in a tone that seemed to beg nothing that had caused destruction.

Sasuke’s flushed face was enough to answer his question.

“Oh shit…” Fugaku rubbed his temples before glaring at Itachi.

“You. Why didn’t you go through this? This would be so much easier if I you had, I’d have previous experience for reference”
“What? I don’t understand, what are you talking about father?” Itachi asked, genuinely stumped.

Fugaku gave him a look of exasperation before gesturing to Sasuke with one hand.

“This! Girls! Puberty! You never did that! You just grew…” he glanced his eldest up and down tut-ing.

“With you I just had to point out the facts and leave it at that. If you weren’t so asexual I wouldn’t be having this problem…” he glanced towards his youngest.
“I’m not asexual! I’m just picky!” Itachi said defensively.

“What do girls have to with puber-whatsit?” Sasuke asked.

“Great now I have to give him the Talk...” Fugaku grumbled, stomping down the hall to his office, still grumbling.

“...Bad enough with Itachi, I could bribe Iruka but that means Naruto’ll be sent back to the girl’s class for a while. If this get’s out she’ll be hell on earth…”

Itachi ignored his father, still offended by the asexual remark.
Sasuke was still relatively confused.

“The Talk? What Talk?”

Tea, Anyone? :

Anger trumped this time as he yanked the blade out, leaping across the table at me. I mentally awarded him three points for the effort, using sonido to dodge the attack as I sped backwards. Unfortunately, I lost another fifth of a cupful. This was starting to annoy me now, as I glared at the now-depleted contents of my cup, then at Grimmjow.

“You just lost me my tea,” I said quietly.

“Why should I give a shit about your damn tea?!”

All of the other Espada were watching now, unsure as to whether to interfere or not.

Aizen will be very annoyed. His table’s ruined, noted my zanpakutou.

On the other hand, I lost my tea, I replied.

You’re willing to fight over tea? There was a light chuckle.

They did in Boston.

Touché.

put the fear of god in me, and that's a fact

McCoy is never quite sure how Jim managed to trick him into being roommates. He's pretty sure that conversation had started with him very emphatically stating that he didn't foresee that combination culminating in anything other than bloody death, probably Jim's but maybe his own, and somehow it ended with Jim's stuff taking over half of the closet and his socks on the bedposts.

When McCoy asks him about the socks thing, Jim just shrugs and says, "They look like little penises, don't they?" Only fucking Jim, McCoy swore to God.

Oh God Not Again!

Harry's favorite Exam, of course, was Defense Against the Dark Arts. The obstacle course was great fun and reminded him a little bit of Auror training – on that first day where they were weeding out those who couldn't hack it at the real training. Harry, of course, finished first with full marks. This annoyed Hermione to no end considering he'd done it backwards, with his eyes closed, and without his wand. But that was just what she got for beating him in Sirius's class. There was no way his godfather would let him live down being outsmarted by a fourteen-year-old, even if it was Hermione.

"I can't believe you took directions from our exam," Harry laughed at Ron, who had encountered problems upon reaching the Hinkypunk when he had – for some reason – followed its advice and ended up sinking wait-high into the quagmire.

"What would you know? You had your eyes closed the entire time! It's not like you could have stopped it and asked for directions," Ron replied.

"I get that you're sore that I beat you so blatantly in this Exam," Harry told his agitated friend. "But you have to remember: this is my subject."

"You had the fastest time yet!" Ron pointed out, still irritated.

"My subject," Harry reiterated.

"Your modesty is really your best quality, Harry," Hermione said dryly as she came up behind them.

"Hey," Harry greeted her. "How was sonnet-spewing McGonagall?"

"She wasn't," Hermione answered. Upon seeing the twin looks of confusion on Harry and Ron's face's, she elaborated, "This time she rapping an opera about my failings."

Harry laughed. "Now that I have to see. I wonder if I can-"

"No," Ron interrupted. "I can see what you're going to ask and I'm telling you right now: she'll never do it, mate."

"Spoilsport," Harry pouted. "Hey, what's taking Neville? He's been in there with the Boggart for over twenty minutes now."

Hermione and Ron exchanged meaningful glances.

"Well," Hermione began, trying to be tactful. "His Boggart is rather intimidating…"

"It is NOT-" Harry started to say when he was interrupted by Neville bursting out of the trunk with the Boggart, screaming.

"Oh shut up," Harry said annoyed as Ron started giggling.

"What happened?" Ron asked between his laughter.

Neville looked tentatively at Harry. "You wouldn't…REALLY…convert your old house into a haunted house would you? Or allow people to keep their name off of the list of registered animagus' by paying extra? Or give the House Elves a union? Or allow Goblin's to use wands on Mondays since they don't exist? Or make everyone wear pink on Thursdays? Or make 'Do the Hippogriff' by the Weird Sisters Magical Britain's national anthem? Or regularly import llamas and releasing them in random places? Or-"

"Dear God, how many of those do you have?" Hermione asked, horrorstruck.

Neville shrugged. "Remember, I was in there for awhile."

Harry sighed. "To answer your question, Neville: No, no I would not. But I do plan on becoming Minister one day, thanks for the idea."

With that, Neville promptly fainted.

Harry rolled his eyes. "He is SO faking." He nudged the boy with his foot. "Probably."

The Fox Who Lived:

"You're an asshole, you know that?" Hiei said. Kurama laughed hollowly. Without prompt he explained the little task Koenma had given them. Hiei remained silent for a minute. "I see, you want me to track him down."

"No, I want you to track someone else." Kurama said. Hiei raised an eyebrow.

"You have a plan."

"It's not much of a plan." the yoko admitted.

"At least someone around here does! This conspiracy shit is really pissing me off!"

Wandering Souls:

(this story is on adultfanfiction.net so you have to be 18 if you wish to read it.)

"Yeah, sure whatever you say Hiei." Yusuke countered with a wave of his hand. "That's why you argue with him so often. But getting back on topic-- So Kuwabara does have telepathy and can use it on the average. I learned from Genkai that psychics are trained early on not to use telepathy on day to day basis. Has something to do with keeping them grounded in the physical world somehow."

"You were doing so good until then." Kurama softly said as Hiei jumped off into the dark. "It because if young psychics rely to much on telepathy, they risk loosing the skills to communicate vocally. Not loosing their voice per say, but forget the 'rules' that govern spoken communication. That is why psychic children often learn to talk later than children without psychic powers."

Still frowning, Yusuke glanced up from the battle. "You know, couldn't you just say they would have lost their manners?"

Blinking, Kurama replied, "But I did say that."


(don't know what chapter this is from but it's from the same story as the last quote.)

'So the game begins anew.' Kurama thought to himself with a chuckle. The two sat in the park in a comfortable silence for a time, watching a group of children play in the distance. "This game of curiosity and patience is one game we could only play with each other., seeing how Hiei hats games, preferring to be 'up front'. While Yusuke ..."

"Tchee, Urameshi's worse," snorted Kuwabara. ""not only does Urameshi have no patience, that baka doesn't know what a clue is if it jumped out at him yelling that it's name is Clue." Kuwabara laughed, remembering some gifts that he had bought for the then-still-active Spirit Detective.

"Now Kuwabara-kun," Kurama chided his friend. "Be fair, Yusuke's not that bad. And speaking of clues..."

"You want a clue? For which one, A or B? You're giving Urameshi too much credit, Kurama. Remember last Christmas, I gave him several movies, a badge and a book. Hell, Hiei and Botan, who don't actually live in this society ,even got the hint, but not that blockhead."

Both laughed at the memory of Yusuke opening a box of movies, ranging from Pink Panther to Inspector Gadget to Dudley Do Right to the Keystone Cops. At Urameshi's puzzled expression, Kuwabara handed him a second gift which turned out to be a book titled 'The Beginner's Detective Handbook'. The third gift was a badge that read 'Hired Muscle'.

"Very well, I concede on that point. Did you know that Yusuke asked me three times what those gifts were about?" Kurama smiled at the memories of Yusuke demanding to know why the others found the gifts so funny. "The first time I asked him if he watched the movies for there's a common theme to them. The second time Hiei was there and said 'Go read that book, Detective'."

The mental image of Hiei telling off Yusuke made Kuwabara bark our a short laugh. "Let me guess, Hiei put some emphasis on the title detective."

"Yes, and your snarl is a very good impersonation of Hiei's contempt.

Tired of Waiting:

"Sorry that I'm a little late; I went to the conference room from yesterday only to find it a little more… Scorched than I remembered," he tapered off, wondering why everyone was staring so intently in his direction. He stepped to the left and then to the right, gauging how the eyes followed him around the room.

"Eh?"

Canada looked over to his brother, who was staring just as intently as he pouted and twirled his pencil over fingers.

"Al, why are you being so quiet?"

America's face lit up and he clapped his hands in excitement.

"That's right! I don't hafta' be quiet any more! Ha ha!"

Canada took his chair and scooted it a little further from America as he cackled gleefully. England held his head and let out a choked sob while France rubbed his back in a rare sign of sympathy.

As easy as that, chaos was restored. The nations began tossing objects back and forth, yelling at the top of their lungs, and tripping over each other again.

At least until Prussia swaggered into the room with his hands in his pockets and a smirk on his face. He waved at Canada; who saluted back, and turned to make his way towards his assigned spot.

The noise level remained the same but each country turned to him with a measured and calculating glare. He pulled his hands out of his pockets and glowered before raising said hands in the universal sign of claws.

"Rawr," he whispered, posturing. "It's on, bitches."

Kakashi's Talk:

"Is it possible to just …'pull out'?" Kakashi pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Pull out?" was the question heard all around the room.

"What does that mean?"

"Who wrote that question?"

"Neji, you're smart, right?" Lee turned to the byakugan. "What does 'pull out' mean?" Neji was silent for a minute as he absorbed the question. He obviously had not been paying attention before.

"When two people are having…sex, the male's sperm are ejaculated into the female shortly after the penis is inserted. The popular term for this is 'cum'." Neji didn't look very comfortable with everyone staring at him the way they were.

"But what does 'pull out' mean?" Ino yelled from across the room. Shikamaru turned to her.

"What do you have to put in to pull out!"

Silence is golden.

The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One:

SNAPE: So there were two wands, a rubber mouse, a fuzzy bear slipper, a dragon figurine, a chimpanzee, and a howler monkey?

HERMIONE: Yes, Professor, and they were running through the motions of the play at approximately one a.m. last night.

SIRIUS: And Harry was asleep during all of this?

DRACO: Yes. Frankly, I'm fairly certain that he could have slept through a stampede of hippogriffs.

REMUS: That sounds like something Lily would have done... How tired were you this morning? (said to Harry)

HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.

SNAPE: I think Remus was hoping for something more quantifiable, Harry.

HARRY:...

SNAPE: Something which would provide a more accurate estimate as to your state of health.

HARRY:...

DRACO: Allow me to translate, professor. (to Harry) If you were a grapefruit, am I wearing a raincoat?

HARRY: Oh. I'm really, really sleepy...I liked watching the monkeys...

DUMBLEDORE: Well, I think it would be best if we let Harry get some rest then. I don't think any punishment will be necessary. After all, what the gods decide to do is really out of mortal hands, but I would appreciate it if you would talk to them about restraining themselves Harry. –Harry nodded tiredly.- Now, Lemon drops anyone?

A Grim's Promise

Kuwabara was waiting by the steps when Kurama finally got back. He waved Kurama over to where he was standing and handed him a bottle of Tylenol. "Don't even bother going in. They left about twenty minutes ago and Yukina isn't talking."

"What did you do?" Kurama popped open the bottle and quickly swallowed two of the pills.

Kuwabara blushed, looking ashamed. "I kept asking questions so she asked me to leave. But I did manage to learn few things." He pocketed the bottle when Kurama handed it back to him. He could give it back to Yukina when he brought her his apology gift tomorrow.

"Like what?"

"They went to London to stay at some high class hotel called the Angelic Halo, they left using a portkey and it has something to do with that strange black dog that was here two years ago."

Kurama blinked. "Kuwabara, give me the Tylenol back. I'm going to need it."

The Plainest Words Are The Finest:

"Cap?"

"Yeah, Clint?"

"I think I'm changing my religion."

"I think that's a really, really good idea."


5. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

7. Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

8. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives (or electricity).

9. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Samuel Levenson

10. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

11. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

12. With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

13. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

14. I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and stare at it forever.

15. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

16. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

17. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

18. That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

19. This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

20. When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

21. I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.

22. I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

23. EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?

24. Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

26. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

27. Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

29. Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to. - Fuji Shusuke, Prince of Tennis

30. I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on my last one.

31. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

34. I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.

35. What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!

36. Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

38. Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

40. I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

41. There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

42. Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

43. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh.

45. I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.

46. I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

47. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

48. My reality check bounced.

49. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill.

50. Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

51. The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

53. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

68. "I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one."

69. "Killing I understand. Relationships confuse me."

72. "Once you get me angry I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have."

74. Either find a way or make one.

75. The most dangerous enemy is that which no one fears. - Angels & Demons

76. Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

77. The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. - Socrates

78. Executing a plan takes one part patience, one part strategy, and two parts dumb luck. - Unknown

79. Now don't you stand for that! If somebody tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back! - Firefly

80. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln

81. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something - Unknown

82. This is the crack team that foils my every plot?! I am deeply ashamed. - Spike, BtVS

83. When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football...or slam a revolving door. - Anonymous

84. Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

85. Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.

88. "Your halo's falling down." - fanfic unknown, Uzumaki Naruto to Hyuuga Neiji

91. He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

97. Rule #9: When faced with the unknown, go with your instincts. Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing?" Buffy: "I thought I might try violence." Xander: "Solid call."

98. It's impossible to make any plan foolproof because fools are so ingenious. - one of Murphy's many laws.

100. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver - and a lot more accessible.

101. I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?

102. I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.

103. People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.

106. Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.

107. My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. - Douglas Adams

108. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long someone stands there picking locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

109. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

115. Better to be judged by twelve, then carried by six. - Murphy's Law, mp

116. Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law, mp

117. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick and choke harder too. - Murphy's Cops Laws

118. Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - Cops Laws

119. Dogs do not see the badge as a person of authority, they see lunch. - Murphy's Cops Laws

120. Never go to bed with anyone crazier then you. - Murphy's War Laws

121. Incoming fire has the right of way. - War Laws (applicable also to Hiruma)

122. When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in the combat zone. - War Laws

123. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. - War Laws

124. Weather ain't neutral. - War Laws

125. Mines are an equal opportunity weapon. - War Laws

126. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. - War Laws

127. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. - War Laws

128. Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.

132. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

133. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

134. In theory, everything works.

136. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

139. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

141. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

142. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

143. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

144. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

149. If all the world's a stage, then I want to open the trap door.

150. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.

151. If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

152. Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.

153. Smile - it confuses people.

154. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

155. Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

156. "The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

157. Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.

158. I reject your reality and substitute my own. -Adam Savage

159. "If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

160. "A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... "

161. "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

162. "Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway"

163. "It takes 46 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to flip 'em the bird."

170. "The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein"

180. "Fuji-senpai, even robbers have something called survival instincts. You could walk covered in money through the park at midnight and still be safer than a babe in its crib." the younger boy scoffed. "That's not very nice, kitten." "But very true, good night, senpai." - Fuji and Ryoma - Enigmatic Prey

181. "A conscience does not prevent sin, it only prevents you from enjoying it."

183. "Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

184. "God must love stupid people, he made so many."

185. " Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects"

186. "Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it."

188. "God gave them a penis and a brain but not enough blood to use both at the same time..."

189. "Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

190. "Who cannot understand your silence, cannot understand your words."

192. "It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

196. 'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'.

198. He resolved to blow something up again soon- it seemed to be therapeutic. - Bakura, from Akuryou

200. "Potter Luck remember? Harry gets into a life or death situation and something just happens to occur in the nick of time to save him. Addendum to Potter's Luck: There is no such thing as serendipity. All good or seemingly trivial things come back and bite Potters in the arse. Hard."Addendum Two: There is no such thing as coincidence." - Harry Potter, forgot which fic

201. "Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?" (Unknown)

202. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." (Oscar Wilde)

203. No wonder the Pharaoh hated him so much. Bakura had to be the only person on the planet who screwed everyone over and came out on top more often than the Pharaoh himself…unless it was against the Pharaoh, that is. - Malik on Bakura, Sniping Cobra

204. And Salazar, though sneaky and sly, never lied. He was a man of his word…it just took time to learn how to understand his word that was the problem. The twisting of the few words he did speak normally left many thinking he was a slimy liar but if told such he could easily prove every time that he never lied.

206. Silence decided that it wanted its throne back.

207. “A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” –Herm Albright

209. “And this ladies and gentlemen is why one must never call an Akimichi fat,” Naruto tells the remaining Genin from their observation room.

“For thou art tiny and go squish when stepped on,” Kiba adds with chuckle when he notices Ten-Ten’s bug-eyed expression. - Master of Puppets, Naruto fanfic

210. Ichigo stared, before rolling his eyes and kicking the hell out of the sissies trying to get at Grimmjow from behind. He couldn’t blame them, really. Facing Grimmjow head on was like telling the whole world you had a suicide note and a will ready for all to see. He had incredible strength and a disposition willing to show it off – luckily he beat the need to kill out of the man a few years back. - Bonds, by Impervious Marr

213. Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

215. Uchiha pride was susceptible to Uzumaki taunts, regardless of age, rank or insanity. - Hidden Behind My White Mask, Naruto fanfic

216. “So the rookie went to question Uzumaki, but when Uzumaki became aware of his presence he bolted.”

Yuugao stopped and turned to the man slightly.

“And how long was the chase?”

“Well Uzuki-dono, it was a rookie…” The man had stopped as well.

“How long was the chase, Rizu?” Yuugao’s voice was still monotone but it adopted an air of authority.

“Approximately thirty-seven minutes, ma’m.” A sharp, crisp answer.

Yuugao turned back and began walking again. The ANBU now know solely as Rizu noted that her gait seemed to hide a little bit of pride.

“What happened during the course of the chase?”

“Uzumaki showed skillful use of evasive tactics and misdirection, and that’s not mentioning his… strange card skills...”

“Elaborate.” Yuugao had an idea of what Naruto’s skill set included, but not details.

“One card he used seemed to make a blinding light, which was rather impressive to quote the pursuing ANBU. “ Yuugao noted that particular bit of info was missing from the villages files. “How exactly did he do that?”

“Seals I would surmise.” The ANBU’s head perked up slightly at that. “Anything else?”

She made a sharp left, and began walking up a set of stairs that seemed to be hidden by the architect between the walls.

“Well, he also utilized cards that made a weird Bunshin no Jutsu. It was easy to by pass though, as they couldn’t go very far away from where the card placed.” That wasn’t new, but the weakness was previously unknown.

“How was Uzumaki apprehended?”

“Well,” The man with the squirrely mask scratched the back of his head. “He sort of… stumbled…”

He let out his nervous laugh once again, “… into his team mates.”

“So they were labeled as accomplices and taken in as well?”

“Yes Yuugao-sama and we then followed Uzumaki-standard-procedure.” After he said the last part he seemed to seize up much in the same way a person would after saying something they shouldn't.

Yuugao came to an abrupt halt.

“There’s an Uzumaki-standard-procedure?”

Nervous laughter for a third time.

“Put him in a civilian cell with the key in plain sight.”

Yuugao turned and leveled an intense stare at him.

“Well… when we do actually get him for a prank or something, we always just do that as a sort of…” The man was shrinking back from stern women.

“Joke.” He nearly whispered it out.

Yuugao immediately shot back, “And you didn’t think of him using Kawarmi?”

“We don’t have anti-Shushin seals there, but there are anti-Kawarmi. Those have been activated since the kid learned it."

The only thing to show the purple-haired women’s displeasure was the slight thinning of the lips. She began walking once again.

“And their possessions were placed outside the cell as the case with most simple civilian detainment, correct?”

“Yes, right.”

She came up to a simple wooden door and swung it open.

“Then why exactly…”

She walked through the doorway and past several one-window, metal cells on one wall. They were enough a civilian that was usually staying one night. The single window in each had sun shining through and led right out into the open city.

Most were empty but the occasional one had a drunk or a hooligan occupying it.

On the other side of the hallway, several long shelves were lined up parallel to the cells. Each person currently held had several items outside their cell, obviously their possessions taken from them.

Yuugao’s voice rose a little

“…did you leave…”

She came to the last cell and made an abrupt turn. Her hair was pushed back by a slight breeze and the sun was rising in front of her.

Yuugao’s voice was as loud as most would ever hear.

“…a budding Seal master with a brush then?”

She indicated to the wall which was currently missing a large portion of itself. A hole had been blow clear through and nearly ventured into the adjacent cell.

“We didn-”

“-and where are these so-called possessions?”

“Huh?”

She gestured to the section of the shelf in front of cell that was now minus one wall. The man swiveled his head.

Yuugao didn’t need to see behind Rizu’s mask to know he was blushing with embarrassment.

All that lay there was a single key. - Cutting the Deck, Naruto

222. "Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates Of The Caribbean

223. Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

224. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

225. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

226. "Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

227. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

228. If I won't be myself, who will?

229. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

231. I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.

236. There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

237. My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.

238. I'm awesome. Agree or die.

239. An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

240. Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.

241. Don't bother me, I'm wasting potential.

242. I Know Violence Isn't The Answer, I Got It Wrong On Purpose

243. Time is short and so's my patience

244. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

245. Whatever is eating you...must be suffering horribly

246. I used to consider you a pain in the neck, now I have a much lower opinion of you.

247. Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

248. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

249. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

250. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

251. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

252. Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

253. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

254. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

255. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

257. 'Tell me What's it like living in the perpetual haze of Stupidity?' - Hiei (YYH)

259. 'I ain't different! You just aren't like me!' - Unknown

260. 'What are the three words guaranteed to embarrass men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.'-Unknown

261. 'Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.'- Lily Tomlin

262. 'If you can't convince them, confuse them.'- Harry S. Truman

263. 'Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies.'- Adrienne E. Gusoff

264. "If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression."

265. "I'm not antisocial, I just don't like you."

266. "Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck."

267. "I hear voices... They said they don't like you."

268. "In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world."

270. 15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

271. 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

272. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

276. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

278. "Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered Chihuahua," -Harry, Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina

279. "...we've found that while explosives are not the answer to all problems, the number of situations where they can't be used effectively in some fashion is extremely limited.” -Fred, Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619

280. ...the stewardess had offered them both crayons and colouring books to keep them occupied during the flight. Naruto had refused his, but Sasuke had accepted and had spent the following hour drawing a precisely anatomically correct image of someone with a startling similarity in appearance to the stewardess being disembowelled by a three-year-old wielding a sharpened crayon. Itachi had to credit the boy’s ingenuity, but he hoped that Sasuke would not attempt to repeat such methods – crayons were very unwieldy weapons and so difficult to get clean afterwards. -Mahou no Shinobi by shinigami-lives

282. "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."Lynn Lavner

283. "The Wizarding World is like a kitty on crack." -Me

284. "...And where are you going to get these piranhas exactly." -Me in history

286. "We're gonna play the lady." -Me basing something off of freedman desires

287. My Crowbar has a first name and it's B-O-B-B-Y! My Hammer has a first name and it's J-O-B-O-B!

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Far Beyond the End by nightmarekitt reviews
1000 years after Advent Children, Sephiroth is sent back to the world of the living with one purpose: protect Cloud Strife. However, in a world of Blacks and Whites, how is he to accomplish this goal? Cloud x Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 57,297 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Elder Master Baggins by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Innocent by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
Jack thinks Hiccup is entirely too innocent, a thought he shares with Astrid. Rated M for chapters 3, 5, and 6. Chapter five features human!Toothless, and chapter six was inspired by a '50 Shades' Tumblr post.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost, Toothless] Astrid - Complete
The Walker Syndrome by sachiroyurei reviews
Taking an internship at a mental asylum, Kanda finds the patient he is assigned to, a mere boy of fifteen so...misplaced in that institute. It was as if...Allen Walker was a normal person. But is he really meant to be here in the first place? Multipairs
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,336 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Mokuba Kaiba, not Harry Potter by Senna Sylvan reviews
What if Harry had grown up as Mokuba Kaiba? How would Seto have taken his brother being invited to a wizarding school? I haven't seen one of these left, so I just had to write it. Consider the pasts and time lines a little AU. Sorry for the rough title, and I hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Albus D., Mokuba K. - Complete
In Which Cloud Travels Back in Time (Again) by misminor reviews
You'd think that if Cloud was given another chance at life to fix everything that went wrong, he'd gladly take it. You're right. He did take it. And he was grateful for it too. The first 10 repeats, that is. Frankly, by his 30th life, Cloud no longer gave a damn. Fem!Cloud S/C Sephiroth/Cloud Time-Travel (writer previously known as "psychotic luv")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Extras from Cloud's Travels by misminor reviews
As the title says, this is a collection of drabbles/one-shots from the "In Which Cloud Travels…" universe. A collection of what-could-have-been-in-the-story-but-didn't-quite -make-it, and snippets of past lives. (writer previously known as "psychotic luv")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013
Dreki Kyn by Arcawolf reviews
"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Taking Chances by criesofthefallen reviews
AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pack of Shadows by Azteka reviews
“He is my son as well, and as long as he is alive, I am content.” He paused as he looked at his new child and truly smiled for the first time since the loss of his own family many years ago, “Harold James PotterHaijime, Lord of the Northern Lands.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 193,488 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reach For The Sky by Eirenei reviews
Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,264 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Megatron, Harry P.
Poison by Shiyaki reviews
When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
And a Scorpion for You by Quiz King reviews
Miles finds Scorponok in his backyard, and being the weirdo he is, tries to adopt the huge metal scorpion. Needless to say, Scorponok likes the attention and plays pet. Sam finds out and chaos ensues.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Sam W., Miles L., Bumblebee, Scorponok - Complete
A Sleepy Day in The Life and Times by GinnyMastrani reviews
A short drabble requested by Cislainee Helga Potter. Involves slash and an abundance of fluff revolving around Harry Potter and Nick Fury.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
Vindictive Heritage by chappysmom reviews
A one-shot in the Heritage Series: What if John's father, having kicked him out when he was 18, is now the Earl and feeling ... vindictive?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Most Important Ingredient by EFAW reviews
Five times Wes cooked for Travis, and one time Travis cooked for Wes. Oneshot. Wesvis.
Common Law - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Wes M., Travis M. - Complete
Konoha and Oto Are Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Sequel to Akatsuki Is Screwed. As Obito and Naruto terrorize the villagers, and Kakashi, with pranks and blackmail, Iruka decides it is time for Sasuke to come home. Sasuke, however, has no plans of making Iruka's job an easier than it has to be. Up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 2,519 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 531 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Winder reviews
HiJack! I don't own RotG or HtTYD. Hiccup want's to try getting the attention of someone but doesn't know how to go about it. Jack suggests pick up line but Hiccup knows the comebacks. Mindless attempt at humor since I'm bored. :)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
SOLDIER Shorts by Chibi Envy Chan reviews
A place to put my Final Fantasy VII drabbles. Pairings differ from story to story though mainly slash, male or female. Enter at your own risk. There will never be CloTi or Yuffitine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Higher Heritage--Outtake by chappysmom reviews
A one-shot look at what might have happened when, in Reichenbach, the Chief Superintendent shows up at 221B with Donovan only to meet, not plain, ordinary (ha!) John Watson, but rather Lord John Hamish Watson Brandon, Earl of Undershaw … who is NOT amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
Homonyms of 'Drake' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge, Slight swearing: Loki turns into a dragon and is adopted by Tony. "Come on Spyro, show him some love." "So, uh…how did you find a dragon?" Um, I hit him with a grenade.""You, hit a dragon with a grenade?" Well, he was…you know, smaller." Tony tried to signify, waving at him, "And cuter too…actually, a lot cuter…"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Harte's Hope by Harte-Lore reviews
Basically, a 'What if' story. What if the Dursleys weren't Harry's only family? What if he had a cousin? What if said cousin had removed him from the house before Hogwarts? Follow Harry's new adventures.. Warning- Yaoi, child abuse, evil dumblydore, ect
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Bryan
10 Things a Sweet Guy Would Do (Because Wes Is Just That Damn Good) by LongerWalks-and-ShorterTalks reviews
"Now, it's cute and everything, but when will you ever meet a guy like that? Unless the guy wants to get into your pants, he will never do that! Gives girls false hope." "Travis, you couldn't anymore of a dick if you tried." Wes tries to convince Travis that guys can be sweet. And he does. Because he's that damn good. TravisxWes MxM T for safe-T. ENJOY!
Common Law - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Wes M., Travis M. - Complete
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys by Let my dragons roar reviews
Toothless knew it would happen; in the back of his mind the dragon knew what was to come, but the beast refused to listen, pushing the thought to the back of his mind. The dragon knew better, he knew what would happen, but the dragon refused to see the signs until it were too late. *Image not mine*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
When Phil Coulson Died by PenNameless1994 reviews
"Phil Coulson," says the man in sleepwear. "You brave, brave man. Come walk with me." Companion piece to "When the Other Guy Spit It Out."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Family Feathers by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
Wes loves his cousin Clint, he does honestly. And he likes seeing him when he comes to visit, even if its not for long. It's just, sometimes Wes wishes the man wouldn't drop in a pull him into stuff...or break in. But for Clint, it's apparently dangerous to be normal. And its apparently dangerous for Wes to be his younger cousin.
Crossover - Avengers & Common Law - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Higher Heritage by chappysmom reviews
John looked up, face calm again. "It's not the way I would have wanted you to meet, but … come in. Father, this is my flatmate and best friend, Sherlock Holmes, and my good friend Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade. Sherlock, Greg—this is my father, Jonathan Brandon." He paused to swallow. "Earl of Undershaw." (Part of the "Heritage" series of AUs. 8 Chapters.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Here Comes The Snow by WookieCookie reviews
Tony is a kid when he befriends Jack Frost. Tony is a teenager when he stops believing in the Winter guardian. Tony is an adult when he sees him again. Unbetaed
Crossover - Avengers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jack Frost - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 208 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Not-Godfather by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Five times that Nick didn't show that he secretly cared for Tony, and one time he did. Fury got offered the position of being Tony's Godfather from Howard, but face it...being the dirrector of SHIELD is bound to give you enemies, best to keep Tony out of trouble, not that it helps much...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Trust Heritage by chappysmom reviews
"If I'd had a different kind of father, everything would have been different. I might have wished otherwise, but there's not much about the last twenty years I'd change." After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought ... and this time, his father is not the problem. (9 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,840 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
A Touch of Madness by tinybee reviews
Thor is getting desperate. His brother was becoming more and more irrational and angry as days went by. His only chance to bring Loki back from his growing madness was Harry. Luckily for him, even after Loki attempted to destroy the earth, Harry could never turn Loki away. Loki/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 272 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
All The Things They Said by Shaded Truths reviews
All his life Hiccup had been put down, teased, and ridiculed, but he always brushed it off with a dose of sarcasm and quick wit. However after his father finally told him he was proud of him, (maybe in not so many words) he finds himself in the middle of a storm of emotions that had long ago been buried. Set during the movie, right after Stoick gives Hiccup the helmet.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Dance of the Kitsune by SelenaWolf reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Mercury Falling by Riddelly reviews
"You said you'd always believe." He doesn't mean to say it, but the words come out anyways, and then he's screaming, into the winds, as loud as he can, because there's no one left to hear anyways. "You promised that you'd always believe!" / Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons, implied Jack/Hiccup.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
The Fox Who Lived by xXSirinXx reviews
Shuichi thought his mother was normal. Turns out she's a witch and a Dark Lord is out for revenge against him. His own dirty little secret only seems to complicate things further. HPxYYH Flames will be ignored.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 321,892 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Lily Evans P., Kurama M. - Complete
Anam Cara by SerendipitousWays reviews
And when he found Sephiroth Angeal decided that he would be to him the friend he should have been the first time. [27-1-2013. For Alcolyte of the Blood Moon's request]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Angeal H. - Complete
Your Wings by Winds of time reviews
AU. Actor, business man, even singer and fashion model when it struck his fancy, Sephiroth had a schedule worse than the President's, enough whims to put a pregnant woman to shame and a demanding and largely overbearing personality. For his personal assistant Cloud Strife, he was a nightmare. Then there was that creep Hojo on TV, blabbering wild stories about mutants... CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
M is for Mummy by CeffylDrwg reviews
James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Flipped by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto decides to test the waters of a potential business deal and takes Joey with him out to dinner. To his surprise, Joey takes to it like a fish to water and makes the dining experience quite... interesting.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Finding Fate by mortenavida reviews
Breaking Captain America should be illegal, according to Fury, and Tony really hates that breaking America's icon is exactly what he does. Of course Steve's soulmate would be him. Especially when Tony doesn't have a soulmate. (Complicated unrequited Stony soulmate story)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Family Clauses by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Christmas is always the busiest time of year for the CEO of any toy company. Unfortunately for Seto Kaiba, it's just gotten a whole lot worse thanks to a visit from some family he didn't want to see. He didn't want this added stress, but since he is THE Seto Kaiba, he will deal with it as he always has. Loudly and with force, if necessary.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2012 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Less is More (Except When it Isn't) by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
In which James Bond is emotionally stunted and actually sucks in social situations while not on a mission. Q is the one stuck putting up with it because everyone seems to think that it's his job. Also, he and Bond are going steady apparently. But that's neither here nor there. James Bond/Q. Slash. Now with additional ficlets.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 2/R - Complete
Believe me Not by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot. "You know, when people are convicted of being liars, you'd be surprised what little things you overlooked turn out to be the truest things you ever hear." 'I never wanted the throne! I only wanted to be your equal' 'I'm not your brother! I never was' 'Sometimes I'm envious, but never doubt that I love you.'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
Box of Legos by mortenavida reviews
Prompt Fill: After the events of the movie, the Fury wants the team to move in together. But they're all digging their heels in about it because, as it turns out, they all have kids. (no pairings; thar be fluff here)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Complete
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Refrence Pages by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Sequal to 'Agnising' (don't have to read; The Avengers find another document sitting on a coffee table...they can't resist. The Avengers read 'Textbook'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Rhodey by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "Colonel James Rhodes, Captain. I've heard a lot about you." The Avengers meet Rhodey. ONESHOT! Slight swearing
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 171 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Trust by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Trust, the belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of. Rather hard to do that, since the last person you trusted happened to rip out you heart- a rather comical cylinder mechanical heart, but Tony Stark wasn't asking for anything extravagant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Uncle Tony' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: What would it be like if Tony was the 'adoptive uncle' of all ambassadors while he was all snarky with their parents? The Avengers never would have beleived it if they hadn't seen the squeeling Russian girl with the biggest dimples and her glaring daddy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Magic profile by Paralelsky reviews
Have you really noticed what all powerful magic users have in common? Arthur finally did and then felt stupid for not figuring it out earlier. It's really that simple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Harry P., Arthur - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Merchant of Death by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was witty and sharp. Iron Man was cocky and slightly intimidating, he had another face, and one that he didn't dare let the normal eye see. "You really want to play this game, General Ross? I'll tell you, as the Merchant of Death, I rarely lose."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 169 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
AI by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Aftermath by Hard-headed-woman reviews
The battle is over, and the war is won; but what happens after? There is more to Tony Stark than meets the eye, and his part in the battle affects more people than everyone seems to realize. Established TS/JR, Tony/Rhodey. One Shot for now, may develop over time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
You're Holding My Soul Together by Moonfairyhime reviews
The five things that Wes loves about Travis and the one thing he hates. A 5-and-1 fic written after 01x05; one-sided Wes/Travis.
Common Law - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Wes M., Travis M. - Complete
Truth Is, It's a Lie by asphaltcowgrrl reviews
Right before the group session, Wes drops his wedding ring. Travis, bending down on one knee to grab it leads the group believe that, what they are seeing is a proposal...
Common Law - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Travis M., Wes M. - Complete
Poison by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: People often thought of Tony Stark as snarky, not caring, and rather rude...all the time. However, when someone brings up the word 'poison' and 'Palladium' it seems someone sparks interest in the Avenger's head...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Clash of Wills by SkyBleu reviews
Travis and Wes were already a powder keg waiting to explode the moment they scented one another.
Common Law - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Wes M., Travis M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by mortenavida reviews
In battle, he is Captain America fighting with his team: Iron Man, Thor when he's there , Hulk, Black Widow, and Hawkeye. Off the field, he's Steve Rogers, determined to prove that his team is alive. SR/TS
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Verita Liberabit Vos by MrsCumberbatch reviews
He can't remember the day he was forgotten, but he can remember the moment when he decided to surrender. Because John Watson has to die to make Sherlock Holmes understand what he had lost. Warnings: Angst/dead character. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rule of Thumb by wild-springflower reviews
When at the station Sherlock has many rules and restrictions to follow. Here's a little background as to how they all came into play. *Based on OxfordTweed's story, 70 Things Sherlock Holmes Is No Longer Allowed*
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Different Universe by btch sprinkles reviews
Post-war, Harry goes on a path of self-discovery after his marriage to Ginny ends. Eventually married to Severus Snape, Harry finally feels happy. It's at this moment when Unspeakables present Harry with a unique proposition, they can turn back time and destroy the horcruxes, thereby destroying the Dark Lord before James and Lily are killed. What will that do to his future SSxHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crying at Dawn by child-of-paradox-and-chaos reviews
Harry won, but victory was bitter. Betrayed and hurt, he is forced into the Veil, accompanied by Snape. But instead of death they find new life. AU postOotP. KKM xover. Warnings: violance, abuse, R,Hr,D bashing, possible slash later. creature Harry, Snape
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,525 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Issue of Offspring by 9r7g5h reviews
It was a problem Hiccup had thought about a lot, but the answer was more then simple. It was amazing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
We Can Be Deceiving by FadingIntoYou reviews
Whoever said ignorance was bliss was a moron, in Travis' opinion, and Wes begins to realize being open isn't such a bad thing.
Common Law - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Travis M., Wes M. - Complete
Falling down by RahDamon reviews
It falls like all things fall when their time has come to an end, like me who is falling right now and won't last the night
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Forest of Peppermint and Thyme by Feel Free To Improvise reviews
What happens when Naruto takes on a genin team and suddenly Itachi is back in the village? Then the rest of the Akatsuki follow lead? Crack Fic. Biting, swearing, and Hanabi on drugs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Dyne of Understanding by Nikoru-chan reviews
Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Midgardian Smut by LulaMadison reviews
Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 172 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dragons Prey by ajj7sunhawk reviews
Aang's draining of the FireLord's power had unexpected results. Zuko strive to contain the fire within, searches for his sacrifice. Sokka tries to find a place in a world of benders. Warning PLOT, Angst, BDSM, Slave, rated M for reason. I own nuts
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,992 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
To Extremes by Phoebe Cloud reviews
Sherlock is bored when John dares him to read Twilight. Hilarity ensues. Oneshot. Rated T for mentions of drug use. Crossover, if it can be called that. It's not listed as one. Haha. :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wall by JellyBean30 reviews
Crack!fic - John uses some parental tricks to train Sherlock to be a bit nicer.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Master in the TARDIS by Silarcta reviews
The Doctor convinces the Master to travel the stars with him and it really doesn't turn out all that well, except in the ways they never expected. Spoilers: Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock and Torchwood. Mature content. Features several Doctor incarnations.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 127,499 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Child of Destruction by Mother-of-Monsters reviews
Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,293 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Entitlement by Skeeterpillar reviews
Discovered while gutting my bedroom "I've told you before, Kevin. Everything has a name: something that people can call it. It just seems that they prefer 'fag' to 'Eddward…'" Rated for possible Childhood-ruining.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Upon This Throne by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heylin Hangover by NINJA-RENKA reviews
The consumption of alcohol is never to be done before, or during, the implementation and planning of any evil schemes. CHACK M/M
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Odd Discoveries by NINJA-RENKA reviews
Normally, when Jack Spicer discovers something about his evil idol, Chase Young, he is overjoyed. But this time, it's something that could turn his entire world upside down. Eventual CHACK. M/M
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,967 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Sherlock's Birthday Present by FromMyFingertips reviews
All Sherlock wants this year is for John to stop cursing for one whole day. The two embark on adventures to the grocer among other things and the words John uses to substitute for every obscenity is beyond hilarious.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which the Riding Crop Gets Some Action by Driffta reviews
ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP. Sherlock needs his secret stash, he needs his fix, but John refuses to tell him where he's hidden it. What will Sherlock resort to in order to win the secrets from his stubborn lover? RATED M FOR A REASON.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Get Off Easy by MrTails reviews
Irene Adler has taken a step too far and John Watson is not an enemy you want to make. Dark!John/SerialKiller!Sherlock. Based on 'Get Off Easy' by Breath Carolina. Format Fix
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John is a Good Boy by MrTails reviews
Kink Meme: As it turns out, John is a better pick pocket than Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Albion, She Said by Alistine reviews
For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
Rule One by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "But those four words, oh, Sherlock savors them." Wherein Sherlock reduces the Met to a seething pool of rage, John thinks it's all childish, and Mycroft is the real star.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Horny Bastard by fringeperson reviews
There are going to be consequences to sleeping with almost every woman you meet, and then as part of your job. Vincent just didn't expect those consequences to look as old, or older, than HIM when he eventually met them. ONESHOT, don't own, CidxVin at end
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Vincent V. - Complete
Harry Potter, Demon King? by layania reviews
HP/KKM.Harry gets sucked into a portal to another world. He finds out that he is a demon king in this different world. Harry has always been a hero. Can he really become a demon king? Yuri Shibuya doesn't exist. Warning mild HP/Wolfram Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,651 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The One With the Gerbil in the Umbrella by grannysknitting reviews
Mycroft has a little altercation at Baker Street
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 845 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The New Outfit by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Holoforms look and feel real. So do the clothes they wear. Random idea, crack! Possessive/crushing Bumblebee on Sam.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The Essence Of His Soul by My Echoing Silence reviews
Harry Potter was actually supposed to die that day, you know. Unfortunately, for the overworked Ferry Girl who was supposed to pick him up, a wandering Youkai soul pitched in and gave him a hand, or, rather, a soul. What was his name? Kuronue? Meh.Whateva
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Kuronue
Deleted Scenes by Katzztar reviews
EDITED 10/2011 We all know what happened in the series, right? WRONG! Several people went out of their way to delete some scenes they thought were too embarassing to be seen. Now I got my paws on them to show everyone!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/24/2004 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M.
Meeting the Spicers by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Omi/Jack* The worst thing ever has happened -Jack's family wishes to meet his boyfriend. It might not be too bad, really... just beware of the granny.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Jack, Omi - Complete
ExtraOrdinary by ntljns reviews
Rory never felt like he was missing out, until he saw something that made him realize what a unique companion he is. Very minor spoilers for Let's Kill Hitler.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Epilogue by Handful of Silence reviews
John would shield Sherlock from anything if he had to. Even if that meant protecting him from the truth. Implied S/J. Dark.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Better Than Bananas by CrazyChocolateGirl reviews
Jack is back with the Doctor. Jack finds the regeneration so innocent until he stumbles upon something "interesting".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Left to their own devices by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After another one of Wheeljack's projects blow up Sam and Miles are trapped inside with the offlined scientists. They decide to pass the time by making sexual innuendos concerning the Cybertronians. Rated M for safety
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W., Miles L. - Complete
Sentry Duty by Morgan Stuart reviews
Standing by Sherlock and John may cost Lestrade what he holds most dear. Who will stand by Lestrade? NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes" and "Facing Forward."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Her Jack and the Pretty One by anti-pookie reviews
The TARDIS decides that she wants to do Jack and Rory a favor and has them meet up while Rory's stuck guarding the Pandorica.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Five Times Rory Punched the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it was times like this where the Doctor wished for Donna or Jackie instead and that was saying something...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Facing Forward by Morgan Stuart reviews
While John and Sherlock watch Sofie, someone else watches Lestrade. NOTE: This is a direct sequel to "Mouth of Babes" and includes an original character first introduced in that story.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Imagined by Morgan Stuart reviews
Sherlock looks into the mind of Moriarty. This can be read as a companion piece to "Enclosed" or as a standalone sketch.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
Did You Know? by Prisoner Len reviews
Did you know Sephiroth doesn't like random facts? Because he really, really doesn't. ASGZC-ish.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
No Such Thing by fringeperson reviews
There's a reason for Kaiba Seto always telling Yugi and the others that there's no such thing as magic. Oneshot drabble. Complete. A Harry-is-Seto story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Distance Getting Close by Morgan Stuart reviews
What Lestrade needed that night was distance. What he wanted was a few hours alone in which to grieve. What he got was Sherlock Holmes picking the lock of his front door.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Magic and lies by myrskytuuli reviews
I'm surprised this haven't been done already. Oh well, I'm the first. Magical community walks the thin line of sanity and insanity, story of a nation that never realy was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4981 - Favs: 11,471 - Follows: 1,305 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
War of the Lost and Forgotten Children by Zsadist Cortel reviews
#8 in the HAU series. France was stupid. He purposely antagonized America and England. Now, with the help of Germany, Italy, and Romano they are out for revenge. Spain and France are going to die.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2011 - England/Britain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Long Road Home by FortunesRevolver reviews
With the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia is finally able to return home, but he is little more than a shell of his former self. Germany tries desperately to tend to his brother's wounds, but Gilbert is quickly losing his will to live. FULL SUMM INSIDE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,634 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Prussia, Austria
Japanese Vacation by Alla-Aku2 reviews
A new program sends several Hogwarts students to Japan to learn more about the muggles they co-exist with. how will the Hogwarts students deal with the Host Club? Slash! as well as Het
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,140 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2008
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Mouth of Babes by Morgan Stuart reviews
Several weeks after the explosion at the pool following "The Great Game" episode, Lestrade visits the recuperating Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street. He brings case files and food... and a visitor in tow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Ten Kisses by Cardio Necrosis reviews
Ten unconnected first-kiss ficlets.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My God by Stephfunky reviews
Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan
Canadian Invasion by earth warrior reviews
Oh no! Canada's taken over Florida! This calls for an angry phone call, courtesy of America. But wait a minute, didn't Canada take over last year too?... Matthew's just wondering how it took him this long to figure it out. No pairings or OC's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Canada's Revenge by MintIceTea reviews
Canada's sick way of getting revenge is driving America up the wall in self-induced terror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
His Constant Companion by Twin Kats reviews
The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings a storm in his wake and he was one constant companion. Death. / Slash Danny/Doctor / Oneshot
Crossover - Doctor Who & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Danny F. - Complete
Sorry, Gilbert by Awesome Sauce in a Bucket reviews
Austria didn't mind peace at all. In fact, it accompanied his piano music quite well. Prussia, however, did not. PrussiaxAustria.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Booboo Byebye by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
Trust Gwendal to take care of Conrad's boo-boos
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Gwendal vV., Conrad W. - Complete
Ianto Lives by Tenshi-Chan reviews
The Doctor, while traveling, runs into a heartbroken old friend and decides to help. What follows causes unexpected results. After Children of Earth, Before Next Doctor. Rated for Later Chapters. CoE Fix-it! Reviews appreciated!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Adieux by neko-nya reviews
What happens to nations after they cease to exist? Do they simply disappear or do they get a second chance? It wasn't a subject Francis was particularly keen on finding out about...but at the same time, it wasn't something he could just ignore. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Our Canada by Zsadist Cortel reviews
The other nations find out about Canada's rebirth. America and England give them all a warning. # 7 in the HAU series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Dream a Dream by Zsadist Cortel reviews
Canada has a bad dream. What does it mean? Should he care anymore? England and America comfort him. #6 in the HAU series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Canada - Complete
Masque by BreatheInEMinor reviews
Gilbert's breath caught in his throat as he stared at the being in amazement, and he decided that it was not a monster, but an angel. Kinda PWP. PruAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Unexpected Words by 8NobodyKnows8 reviews
Canada walks in on Russia killing America *cue epic music*. But Russia is put for a spin when Canada says the unexpected. Summery fail is a fail. RussCan kinda ! Elements of Snapped Canada...oh and btw, its a one-shot for now . Rated T, just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Master And Series 2: Master And Lover by shadowglove reviews
Sequel to Master And Slave. The war continues to rage on between Camelot and Mercia, and Merlin still doesn't know his sex slave and lover is actually the Crown Prince of Camelot himself. But the arrival of Gwaine of Caerleon is the beginning of the end.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Just a Day by Zsadist Cortel reviews
The reincarnated Canada spends the day with his new family. England and America make a decision. Canada takes a nap. #5 in the HAU series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Canada - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace by Cardio Necrosis reviews
You never thought House would get married. Yet somehow, he is engaged.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
He Who Has Been Left Behind by Shadow-ofthe-Night35 reviews
Jack thought he had loved Nine. He was sure he had loved Ten. He had been madly in love with Eleven. He hadn't been able to love Twelve. But none of them were his Doctor and they all left him behind. Until Thirteen... mild Jack/Doctor slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Don't Close Your Eyes by snuggalong reviews
"Don't close your eyes...see what I see when I look at you, Matthew, the person who is beautiful both inside and out; do you listen to those who cannot see you, or me, who can?" [Sadiq/Matthew, Turkey/Canada, response to Livejournal's 1sentence challenge]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Canada, Turkey
In Her Eyes by MP PrussianMia reviews
Sequel to Hope. Gilbert wakes up after 7 years and meets a small girl. From the looks of it, she looks very familiar. Just like Mattie...Can he find out who she is and why he's there before it's too late? Warnings: AU, Death, MPreg,M for Prussia's mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Punishment by Zsadist Cortel reviews
Germany remembered. He remembered even when he pretended to forget. Now, he was going to punish Prussia for the pain he had put him through. Prussia wouldn't be able to hurt him again. #4 in the HAU series! Read A/N for more on the series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Funeral Dirge by Zsadist Cortel reviews
Canada was dead. His little brother was dead. America couldn't believe it. It was all their fault. #3 in my new HAU series! Mentioned suicide, child abuse/rape, and slight violence and cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
Happy Birthday by Zsadist Cortel reviews
Re-uploaded!"Make a wish,"Canada murmured to himself before blowing out his candles. He was alone again. It didn't matter what he wished for or even how hard he wished. He was invisible. He had no reason to live. #2 in the HAU series!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Canada - Complete
I Hate You by Zsadist Cortel reviews
England is having a nightmare. It's not just any nightmare though, it's a memory. One he'd rather forget. America doesn't think he wants to know what it is England dreams. Why does England hate France? Warning: Rape/Child abuse! #1 in the HAU series!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Summer and Sunflowers by sweet-and-simple reviews
Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Song of Memory by Sen-chan21 reviews
"He wrote that, you know." Ludwig never knew Roderich wrote music, but really, it's not all that surprising. But that's not the only thing he never knew. RoderichxGilbert, Ludwig POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Slight Overreaction by exiled mind reviews
At this rate, Joanna McCoy is never going to date. Ever. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: New
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Quiet Shores by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Ianto Jones doesn't buy that Severus Snape is a chemistry teacher any more than Severus believes that Ianto works for the government, but they are friends, even if Severus' war and Ianto's job will not allow it. A random, sad little story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Severus S., Ianto J. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Vergessen by neko-nya reviews
He kept forgetting... As a country, to forget meant ceasing to exist, everyone knew that. And maybe it was because he'd always instinctively known what would happen one day that he invested all his time and effort into that child... One-shot 3/3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Perfect Sky is Torn by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. Between the Doctor's companions throwing themselves all over him and Harry's life on Earth, their love always manages to bring them together.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [11th Doctor, Harry P.] River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H.
Not Like This by Aussie-limey reviews
Ludwig Will Finally get to See Gilbert again, after so many years apart, but its not much of a happy ending after all. bad summary, plz read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
My Hope by MP PrussianMia reviews
When you lose someone you love dearly, nothing hurts worse. It's a feeling that overwhelms your soul. It's what Matthew feels as he mourns over the death of his husband, Gilbert. Can a midnight night visit bring him some peace? Warnings: AU, Death, MPreg
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The Great Realization by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sequel to 'The Great Plan'. Mathis lives! Is his reason for existence to protect his maman? To form evil plans with his nana? Or simply to scare Germany's baby girl? And, WHAT? Japan's prego with Greece's baby, too? RusCan, GerIta, GiriPan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
The Great Plan by sweet-and-simple reviews
"YOU HAVE MOLESTED MY BROTHER!" "Da!" Russia giggled happily, rewrapping one arm around Canada's waist and drawing him close to his side. "He is really energetic in bed!" Their problems are only beginning... RusCan, GerIta, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Tech Support by nopenopenopenopenopenopenope reviews
Alfred has technical difficulties with his internet and his inner hero. He calls Canada for help. Drabble caused by Firefox and Alfred's hero complex. Enjoy the fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
One More Time by LiliHayagame reviews
America knelt and set down the bouquet of red roses on the slab of marble before him. It had been just a year since he died, but that didn't make it less painful for any of them. Not one bit. Inspired by "Dance With My Father" by Celine Dion
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Other Half by TheDayBeforeFriday reviews
Alfred and Matthew's feelings for one another as twins. One can't be without the other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
So Close by NostalgicSchemer reviews
So close... I finally turn, racing out of the ballroom. I don't care that I shoved couples aside or to the ground entirely. I don't care anymore. They could all go to hell for all I care. So close.. And Still... So far...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
I'm Always Here by xLosersRuleTheWorldx reviews
He saw Germany standing over the sink with his shirt off, gripping the countertop tightly. On his chest, there was the Swastika burned on his flesh – the permanent reminder on what harm his former boss had caused his nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
100 Percent Pure by Dragongal333 reviews
North America has a lovely dinner. "Hey, Mattie? What did you use for the meat?" "100% Pure Russian beef, imported straight from Moscow." Warning: Canniblism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Savior Circle by iSnuffles reviews
Neither of them protested the idea that their guardians were coming. No, they clung to that desperately. Clung to it as much as they did to their brother, the one person in the world who really understood the tears and whimpers. Colonial!USA & Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Power Of The at by Tivteryn reviews
Never get an archaeologist angry with you, especially a smart one. Written in 2002.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Twenty Five Secrets by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Twenty-five secrets that they kept from Canada. Always had and always will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Like A Shadow by wherethewindwhispers reviews
He has always been able to cope with being forgotten. But now, a series of ill-timed events has threatened to shatter his last bit of hope. ...Rated for self-harming...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Defiant Vixen reviews
After Joey’s girlfriend, Carla dumps him for Seto; Joey stumbles across Ryou being mugged and learns that he’s a girl! Seto can’t stand Carla, but finds Ryou interesting. How does Mai fit into all of this? :Seto/Ryou pairing, Female!Ryou:
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,689 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2009 - S. Kaiba, R. Bakura
Warmth by 1withRussia reviews
It can be harder to accept those three little words than it is to get the courage to say them. Slash, suggested murder, some language. RussiaxCanada, because there isn't enough of it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Choco-Loki reviews
Felicita suspects that her parents are not who they say they are. With 5 other teens who bear similar questions, they go across the country to discover the impossible. Warnings: past mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi. Rus/Am, Spamano, GerIta, FrUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,580 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Snapped by MattieCanadaEh reviews
After years of being forgotten, Matthew Williams finally snaps. M Rating for: Violence and Gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Enigmatic by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She doesn't need to giggle, or flirt, or paint any blush across her honest cheeks. Italy/fem!Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by Yami Ryo reviews
Wow, who knew not eating made America so emotional? Good thing Canada is here to save the day! I think... Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/15/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
DELETE UNDO SAVE by 12star reviews
Philips,the US President's secretary, thinks that carefree Alfred is an unfitting personification of the USA; he believes the nation should undergo serious reform. USUK! Warning: A lot brainwashing and mindcontrol is ahead. :P
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Encounter with the Troublesome Antique by labyrinthofsuffering reviews
The crew of the Enterprise encounters a curious antique they know nothing about, besides that every copy of it was ordered burned. They can't help wonder what this mystery beholds. So what will happen when they read TWILIGHT?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Nobody Expects! by ilfreitas reviews
When Spain burst into the G8, America was expecting Germany to yell at him, not to England to...react like that! Why didn't he stop? Why was France laughing creepily and Japan with a camera? Why didn't England stop? USUK One-Shot /Monty Python reference/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The General Said I Would Have Days Like This by Lady FoxFire reviews
Stargate SG1Harry Potter Sometime in life you have to do the one thing you absolutely dread to get the one thing you absolutely need or want, so you can do the one thing you have to do. And sometime people get sucked in to it. Post Hogwarts, Slash
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,851 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Strings on Afterward by celadonhearth reviews
On the day before a certain special event, Watanuki receives a call from a certain nation with an always-granted wish and a changed wish...
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - K. Watanuki, England/Britain - Complete
Freedom to Choose by Lear's Daughter reviews
After Ender's last game, it seems that his life is complete. Jack O'Neill presents him with an alternative. AU from the last chapter of Ender's Game, huge spoilers for the book.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Enterprise's OTP by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Painted Blind by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Canada was one of the lucky ones. The poisonous gas had left him blind but this stranger was patient and caring, even though he would 'tut' softly when asked his name. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Too Sexy Macarena by Kyra5972 reviews
There's a reason Remus makes James and Sirius run their plans by him before implementing them…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mama hate me but I love mama by Yusuke-love reviews
After a meeting is done being held, Northern Italy goes to the park to relax but notice a tall teenager spying on America from a distance. So he decide it fun to investigate the stranger, but hear a sad story from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Once You Had Love by laFia reviews
-CH199 SPOILERS- If you love something, let it go. If it returns, it is yours. One-sided Yullen drabble fic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Mr Williams by orangepencils reviews
They speak. They wonder about him, about his life. His secrets that he doesn't share. What happened to him. Why has he come to this point? AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Jar of Hearts by Idiot-The-Great reviews
"You're bloody America; always changing, always moving on to the biggest and the best and the newest, and I'm just England. I'm old news, Alfred, and you'll get bored of me, just like you did before." Slight sonfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Brothers found by Twoformemories reviews
Hong Kong wants to be understood, maybe his estranged brother is the only one that really does. Hong KongXCanada, now with additional Egypt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,672 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Canada, Hong Kong - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 352 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the Fallen Land by dameserdaigle reviews
When a country that everyone believes is dead suddenly declares war on one whose whole life is music, things change. Nations are vanishing right and left, brotherly ties are missed, and someone knows more than he is telling...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,829 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Counterparts 1: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time by joshlamont reviews
SG1 as usual gets captured by the goa'uld. Just when they're getting ready to break out, someone else manages to get captured. Well, from a relative perspective.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
Help Wilson Win The Sexy Poll by Aiatalay reviews
February 22, 2009 - I vaguely remember there was some sort of internet poll going on about the sexiest doctor on television. This came of it, because I am a Crack!fic writer by trade. I feel this may be in all actuality the most realistic fic I've done.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Kirk's Completely Logical Executive Decision by fireonfire reviews
Another redshirt dies in a ridiculous way. Captain Kirk makes an executive decision.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Common Ground by Maelynn Meep reviews
"This is something extremely," He emphasized the word, "Extremely personal." On a certain date and place, the Doctors gather for accidental moral support. One-shot. Spoilers through Big Bang.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Gorgeous Contradiction by Nakimochiku reviews
Matthew doesn't tell him that there's a lot of things he doesn't tell him. America x Canada, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Germany by raecat reviews
Ludwig's turn to share 50 secrets that define him historically and personally. What lies under the stoic German mask? Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Possible Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany - Complete
Laughter, Bombs, Love by Blue-Eyes-Baka reviews
UsUk, Arthur's POV, three-shot. He'd left me, He'd broken me, He'd left me to bleed. Why is it that I still love him?...starts in 1917 but skips ahead to 1940
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unexpected Key to the Heart by Twin Kats reviews
When Donald and Goofy were told to find the Keyblade and its Master, they didn't expect this. / "You...have got...to be kidding me," Leon said slowly. / AU / OOC!Sora / Yaoi / LeSo / LANGUAGE! /
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sora, Leon/Squall L.
Masquerade by akuoni reviews
Hide behind a mask. The world doesn't see. Take off the mask. Become free
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/11/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
You did it Birdie by zero434 reviews
Gilbert challenge Matthew to live a day with out him and that of he passe it he will love him for ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Introduce a Little Intervention by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Final installment to my 'Introduce' series. Danny wants to go public with his relationship with Walker. Walker does not. They drift apart, and it's up to the inmates of the prison to set things right!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Not myself by KrissyRocksOutLoud reviews
"'England. That's funny. Don't you see? I'm not a nation, just a country.' He laughed at England's confused look. That was funny because of course he wouldn't get it. No one else did because they were nations." Based off a line in a story on the kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Life is Funny Like That by Hellbendet reviews
What if the SGC had a superpowered allie that wasn't on the front lines?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/7/2010 - D. Jackson, Danny F.
When You Leave Carried On The Wind by SoftlySweptAway reviews
When you leave it hurts. I'm here on my own wishing you were still here by my side. You left carried on the wind and I watched choking on its sweet breath.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
It's Magic! by Tensai55 reviews
APH/HP x-over, kind of. England is sick and tired of America always making fun of him for believing in magic! Luckily, he happens to have a magical castle that should show that git who's right once and for all...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nerds and Vampires by foxfire222 reviews
Jimmy gets lucky one night as he is being attacked by a vampire in an alley outside a night club. It quickly evolves into something more. Jimmy/Spike
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Spike, Jimmy P. - Complete
True Colors by Blossomwitch reviews
A bored Hiei decides to poke his nose into why Kurama is obsessed with fine-tuning one of his attacks. The answer is something Hiei could definitely have lived without. Short humor and friendship fic, slightly crack.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kurama M., Hiei
Introduce a Little Order by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Companion piece to 'Introduce a Little Anarchy'. Danny is captured and brought to Walker, who decides the boy needs a harsher brand of 'punishment' to get him to obey order. Implied non-con.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Introduce a Little Anarchy by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Slash. Danny has a run-in with Walker again, and decides that the prudent prison warden could use a little anarchy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,252 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Danny F., Walker - Complete
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn’t going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Basic Rule of Daniel Borrowing by jennamajig reviews
Jack had been positive SG-8 knew the rules, but apparently they had missed a line or two, because if they'd paid close attention, his archaeologist would *not* be occupying a bed in the SGC's infirmary. Gen, set pre-S5.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Sheppard Goes To Washington by FourSilverArrows reviews
After Stargate Atlantis AU. Sheppard has a new job and an old hang-up. Gibbs has noticed.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, John S. - Complete
Eight Simple Rules For Dating Canada by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
America lists eight simple rules for the rest of the world if they want to date his sister Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Five Times Rory Met Jack by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
because waiting two thousand years and being plastic you're bound to meet an immortal time traveller at some point in your life
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Jack H., Rory W. - Complete
Canada's Secret Weapon by natcat5 reviews
The day before the Fourth of July, Canada gets pushed a little too far and...well...interesting things occur. *cough*beaver*cough*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada
What She Doesn't Know by sissouthernink1994 reviews
Definition of a triangle:anything with 3 sides and 3 angles. Definition of strong: morally or intellectually powerful- a strong will. Definition of abandon: to give up completely; to desert. Sometimes letting go is the stongest action one can do.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Little Mishaps by comptine reviews
Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Heaven by Talismanic reviews
'Heaven to me is any place that we can be together. That is not here in Baker Street, not London, not England. Not any place on this Earth whilst she is alive.' Holmes finally makes it to Heaven. Read as slash or friendship. T for a little gore.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
How to Save a Life by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Holmes has been turning to substance more and more since Watson left... Not exactly a songfic, more like fic with some lines from a song.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Gag Reel by Lightning Skies reviews
After hours on the set of BtVS, the 'cast' gets hold of an extra camera and decides to make their own gag reel. Series of drabbles.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010
Abandoned One Too Many Times by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was abandoned one too many times. Now the Doctor's in trouble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
On the Corner of 1st and 43rd by blueXXphoenix reviews
"What are you doing?" "Waiting." Waiting? For What?" "Him."
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Tyson G./Takao K., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Paopu Pulp by maydei reviews
After Riku, Sora and Kairi return to the islands, Riku finds that some things have spiraled out of control. He can no longer enter the sunlight, forced to watch his friends- and his secret love- from the shadows. Sora can no longer watch him fade away.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Coffee! by Sir Apathy reviews
Pure crack. Daniel plus coffee withdrawal. One-shot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Who's Your Favorite, America? by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
Bored at a meeting, Prussia asks America's states: Out of all of their different Dad's, which has America loved the most? Warning: Lots of OC states?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
Substitute by Tsuki Amano reviews
Cloud knew a lot more about the word substitute than he wanted to because it was just so applicable to his life.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
World of Glass by Tysonkaiexperiment reviews
COMPLETE, World of Glass by Tristania. You believed in the end he would return to his world, and to Riku. So, for a time, you acted like he was yours, not knowing he was yours all along. LeSo with implied RiSo.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Sora - Complete
Touch Me by toastycakes reviews
Before Kairi came, you were just mine. Then you became hers and mine. Now you're just yours. And I can't touch you. No matter how hard I try, you are always out of my grasp.' RikuxSora R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,571 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Into the Darkness by JenLea
Spike waits for the end... SpikeXander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU. Harry knows better than to run from his fate, but he'll do his damnedest to try. Slash. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
Scattered Notes by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Parents often write little notes of reminders in their children's lunch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Tentative by AkumaStrife reviews
Because their relationship is a fragile thing /50 Sentences/Cleon/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Pretty Like A by VanillaSlash reviews
Loud nations like America didn't keep secrets; especially from their lovers. That was Canada's premise before he saw America in that skirt. Cross-dressing, twincest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Never Too Late by WithDemonWings reviews
AU. They want him, they've made that perfectly clear but can he trust them enough to be with them? Slash, spanking, sex, established relationship.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Perpetual Motion by templremus1990 reviews
Jack meets, travels with and lives a life apart from the Doctor. Not necessarily in that order. 9/Jack, 10/Jack, 11/Jack; a non-linear romance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
It's Called Sorry by You Can't Live Without Me reviews
LeonxStitch, we're sick, anyhow... cute apology thingy where Leon loves bestiality and Yuffie is completely grossed out by the relationship. well... Best-Bestiality? Who can go wrong? don't read if you get sick easily...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Stitch - Complete
Bogeyman by IlluminatedShadow reviews
But it’s this young blond nation, battered and bruised with eyes that glow with pride and anger and sorrow, that scares him the most. This is his bogeyman. And Germany closes his eyes. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Germany, Canada - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: America by raecat reviews
Alfred’s turn to share some of his secrets! Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Mentions of possible N.Amer twincest and FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2010 - America - Complete
Lullaby by xxKitsune reviews
One night, Canada as a small colony asked his French care-taker why his Britain parental-figure left him in his care. He gets one interesting answer out of it. FrancexEngland, Colony!Canada and America. Rated 'cause of language XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
My Favorite by Manchu reviews
Kanda has been Allen's butler for around 4 years. He can't quit now....right? Based on Kuroshitsuji 2 trailer. Hopefully the story is better than this lame summary. Kanda x Allen AU Rated M for a lemon in the last chapter.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Prussia by raecat reviews
Gilbert shares 50 secrets that define him historically and personally, showing us the personality under the awesomeness. Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Warning: bit depressive. Updated 8-15 with new secrets, please re-read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Prussia - Complete
It All Started with a Tomato by IlluminatedShadow reviews
It all started with a tomato. After many years filled with wars, kisses, and an earthquake, here they are with a bottle of wine and no regrets. Five moments between South Italy and Canada. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Canada - Complete
Distraction by BeggarsCan'tBeChoosers reviews
Despite being a forgotten nation, Canada is proving quite the distraction for Egypt... And of course he wants to find out why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Egypt, Canada - Complete
Gilbird's in Charge by Redawilo reviews
Roderich just wants a moment alone with his piano. Too bad Gilbert's having an argument. Human names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Plushies by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
Everyone has a 'Gwendal-made' plushie. Gwendal is just oblivious to the fact that everyone is sleeping with them. Leave it to Gwendal to make something sweet out of yarn. Fluff
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gwendal vV. - Complete
Whipped by Tanuki Bot reviews
... And if I win, I'd be even happier..." Based off a comic by Toad Candies. Slight Russia/Canada if you search for it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Little Lotte is Fond of Prussia by raecat reviews
Post Berlin Wall/Pre Unification. Gilbert struggles with what might become of him. Help arrives in the unlikeliest of places.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Unnamed Horrors by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Only Xander would have THIS problem.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Stuttering by SlipStitch reviews
Neville wants to date Harry Potter but isn't so sure he has what it takes to date the Hufflepuff Savior! NL/HP SLASH. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Through the Door by Melvisik reviews
In which a dumbfounded Mary hears the boys fighting about something John wants but Holmes adamantly refuses...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Brotherly Love: Watch Over Me by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Because everyone loves the image of Raph in a nurse's uniform. Okay, Don, bend over and cough!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
It's Not Over by Mitty The Flying Kitty reviews
By Secondhand Serenade. He sat in front of his beloved piano, the usual gelled back hair a mess that covered his face and eyes. His eyes were wet, but he refused to allow the tears to fall. One-sided PrusAus. Genres may be a bit off...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Austria, Prussia
The Doctor and I! by TheSingingGirl reviews
Inspired by John Barrowman's adaptation of Wicked's 'The Wizard and I', and a good bit of fun! The Doctor hears a suspicious song in the midst of an adventure...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jack H., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Miserable One by Murf reviews
Spock holds the shards of a broken teacup and a broken heart, and reflects and remembers on both.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Lady Conrarta Weller by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
Chapter 3: Things are starting to go downhill
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Conrad W.
Master And Series 1: Master And Slave by shadowglove reviews
AU. When at war with Camelot, Mercia captures a large quantity Camelot's knights to keep hostage. As a reward, King Bayard gives Merlin, his Grand Court Sorcerer, a gift in the form of one of the captured knights, a beautiful, difficult boy named Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Love and Blood by manaika reviews
The brothers were always very close, maybe even closer than brothers could be. Especially two of them. But what if the truth came out? Maybe it's time for Conrad and Gwendal to reveal their greatest secret. Warnings: yaoi, incest, lemon
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Gwendal vV., Conrad W.
Ivan and the Map by terumot reviews
Ivan gets home and finally has time to relax. Now what does he see through his window.....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Daniel has never been to Disney World by flashwitch reviews
The team takes a vacation after some trying times.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - D. Jackson - Complete
Stealing Kisses from the Unsuspecting by Riyo-sama reviews
Yullen. How are you supposed to act when not only does the person you thought hated you suddenly say they are attracted to you, but they also start stealing kisses from you at random intervels?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
Dead Flowers by IceQueenRia reviews
When Merlin first gave him the flowers, Arthur laughed. But when those flowers died, a part of Merlin seemed to die too and every night Arthur shed a tear and every morning he looked to the vase of dead flowers hoping to find them in bloom once more SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,631 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
And Now I Lay Me Down to Rest by PaBurke reviews
They were paying too much for a simple transport job. Mal should have known they’d be trouble.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/18/2010 - J. O'Neill, Mal - Complete
Catharsis by MoniHoag reviews
Destiny has something special planned for Sam
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,687 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sam W.
NCIS: the alternate reality by OzGeek reviews
This is a bizarre NCIS/Stargate Atlantis crossover with a touch of Stargate SG1 thrown in. McKay visits the NCIS lab and is convinced he has entered an alternate reality - and he has the evidence to prove it. Oneshot.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
Eleventh by arcadiandiamond reviews
The Eleventh Doctor pays Jack a visit... But that's not what Jack wanted.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen by Layrenn reviews
He was Gilbert Bielschmidt, he was Prussia. And Prussia had ceased to exist. It only made sense that he would die, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Faces by CrystallicSky reviews
You can tell a lot about a person by the look on their face. CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Half Life by Blossomwitch reviews
When Kurama found a way to separate himself and Shuichi, he felt he owed it to the human to do so. Now the team needs Kurama's memories, but Kurama is nowhere to be found. Shuichi will have to remember. Implied yaoi.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,671 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Spock's Code by Lhflu reviews
Spock has had a problem since he was very young... Based on the TV show Dexter, but this is NOT a crossover. Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Happier Beginnings by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
How Jim Kirk could have had a happy childhood.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Enemy by DrusillaSnaps reviews
Drabble. The Pendragon family and the Emrys family are bitter enemies... well, most of them are.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
More Children on Board by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash. It’s Christmas time, and The Enterprise is taking thirty families from Terra 6 to their new home. Dr. McCoy wants the children to have the best Christmas ever, and so he enlists everybody’s help. Even Spock's.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
Crying Mantis by Lightning Skies reviews
Everyone comes from somewhere, including the woman hating, violent, cruel 5th Espada. Nnoitra reflects on his life and death.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Xander H., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Dangling Conversations by Saavik13 reviews
Some things don't need to be said and some conversations aren't meant to be finished.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - [L. McCoy, Spock] Joanna M. - Complete
Snarky Git Convention by Playing Hooky reviews
Gregory House and Severus Snape meet after several years of stalking each other. Who will win? No pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Severus S., G. House - Complete
Ears by Hatter Madigan reviews
Jim tries to pinpoint just what attracts him to Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jokes On You by Supersaiyangirl reviews
When Angelus captured Xander, it has a lasting affect on the jester of the Scoobies. Insanity and past torture. Character death. One shot. Edited 26/5/10
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Xander H., Joker - Complete
put the fear of god in me, and that's a fact by deews reviews
Four times Leonard McCoy scared the crap out of someone, and the one time that Jim did it for him. // Jim never asks why all the science students flee when he enters the room. Light Kirk/McCoy. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Musical Magic by Shiruba Fokkusu reviews
Sevitus: Ever since he was ten, Harry has had a dream every year about a violinist and a cellist. Now, he's realized what it's about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,269 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10265 - Favs: 12,511 - Follows: 5,137 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by Darkfire75 reviews
EngFra. "I am expected to be a gentleman; a well-rounded nation who behaves accordingly. I'm expected to read books, knit, and drink tea by a warm fire. I'm sick of pretending. Centuries of acting like a good gentleman, a decent nation. I've had enough."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
as clean and sweet a tale by ReWhite reviews
Chris has wondered how much of himself would be helplessly wrapped up in GeorgeGeorgeGeorge while Jim panted ohohoh beneath him and whether or not he'd be a decent enough man to feel ashamed of himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Fullmetal Babysitter by psychotic7796 reviews
Hughes needs someone to watch his beloved daughter Elysia for the night. Who would have guessed that Edward Elric was so good with kids? One-shot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Camelot's Hopeless Romantics by Eco Lin reviews
Gwen and Morgana are sure that there is something going on between Merlin and Arthur. A little something called LoVe! Are they right? Or are they just a couple of hopeless romantics? HEAVY MERTHUR themes... don't like, don't read. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Home by CinnyMon reviews
A missing scene from the episode "Mirror, Mirror". What really happened to Mirror Spock and Bones when they were in sickbay? And what happened after the mindmeld? Mirror!Spock/McCoy. Unrequited Spock/McCoy and Mirror!Spock/Mirror!McCoy. Rate and review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - L. McCoy, Spock
Headline: Urahara Listens to Reason by Stargaterdii reviews
Dumbledore seems to have the ability to tame Urahara, and the reporters from Seireitei Communication are determined to find out why. Two-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Albus D., K. Urahara - Complete
Memories by shadowglove reviews
AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Into the Darkness by Anagramed Lillium reviews
Cesare reminiscences, and begins to remember why he doesn't love. But maybe he does feel something more for Chiaro -- maybe even love? Warning: Yaoi
Cantarella - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Pranks Day by SonYukiGoku'sSister reviews
The one day Conrad hid behind Yuri because he tickled several sleeping dragon.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Conrad W. - Complete
Mama Dragon by Stargaterdii reviews
In short, the dragon seemed to think that the Shinigami captain was one of her babies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/16/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Shadow of Peace by KingofLoosePages reviews
Mickey needs somone to help the Key Blade users when a new threat builds up Kingdom Hearts. Who better than Harry James Potter, the only Nobody who's saved a world? Was originally 9 chapters, is now one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Cloud S. - Complete
As Long As He's Happy by CloudKitsune17 reviews
The chosen children take a day off, enjoying a picnic with each other... And the others wonder how Ken can put up with his exhausting boyfriend. Daiken fluff
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
Insert Witty Title Here by Stalker of Stories reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots and some multi-chapter short stories that don't deserve their own entry. Mori/Harry, most non HPatHC compliant. Summaries on my profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,498 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.]
Tamaki's Rebellion by lovinjerryt reviews
What is that in your mouth?" Kyouya hissed, light flashing off of his glasses. Tamaki's jaw tightened. .Drabble.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Portal by calikocat reviews
We were supposed to write a poem based on an image in my Creative Writing class, I just happened to be looking at a Stargate.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009
The AKA Why Drabbles by Jagwarakit reviews
A group of drabbles set in the world of my Insanity Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P.
Indeed, Captain by ArwendeImladris reviews
When Ambassador Spock comes aboard the Enterprise, First Officer Spock gets suspicious as to the nature of his elder counterpart’s relationship with Captain Kirk. As far as he is concerned, the captain is his…Slash, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
With Tears by ArwendeImladris reviews
Negotiations for dilithium with a Romulan Ambassador do not quite go as planned for Kirk - and things go from bad to worse when Spock does not let him explain. Who can a captain turn to when his crew turns away?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tea, Anyone? by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
...or The Reason Why Ulquiorra or L, or Lawliet, or Eraldo, or Ryuuzaki, or... Joined The Espada. Ulquiorra is L! Gin actually opens his eyes in surprise, Aizen loses, tea is served, Starrk can't be bothered, and Grimmjow is pissy. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Ulquiorra, L - Complete
Tears by Kyra5972 reviews
When the telephone rings, he drops everything, because all he’s got is that eight o’clock. Prequel to Hurry Home
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Faith L., G. House - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Typecasting by Jukebox Hound reviews
Bad movies and sentimental bonding; no one can resist Zack and his ideas. Oneshot, sidestory to Eir's Tomorrow.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Feline Fallaciousness by CrystallicSky reviews
How was Jack Spicer, a script editor living in an apartment in New York, to know how much trouble taking in a stray could cause? CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,512 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
The Scarecrow of Oz by Savendia reviews
SG-1 debates Jack's favorite movie, while under Goa'uld attack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
22 Things Daniel Never Said by spoodle monkey reviews
22 things Daniel never said in season 7. Spans the entire season so there are spoilers, you've been warned. JackDaniel SLASH
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Beautiful Love by Darkfire75 reviews
“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Bareback by Nyxelestia reviews
When a wild mare is finally declared as useful for nothing but dogmeat, Merlin decides to give riding her a shot. Arthur adds to incentive by promising to ride HIM if Merlin can do it. Fluff, with hinted smut. Slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Teacher's Breakroom by Lucillia reviews
After Giles is kidnapped by a fan, Buffy and the gang discover one of the demons' favorite pastimes, watching the goings on in the teacher's breakroom at Sunnydale High. What the teachers do out of the view of the students proves to be very entertaining.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Buffy S., Snyder
Harassment by Aina Riddle reviews
Megatron decided to harass Sam through IM's, he didn't expect for Sam to harass back. Pure humor with, maybe, a dash of plot. There will be oocness as I doubt Megatron would actually do this. Slash warning. Co-written with Marmee Noir.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Megatron, Sam W.
Not really a Captain by Carizo reviews
a AU story about James Kirk as a teenager. Not in the star trek universe, only the characters. Kirk/Spock slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Long Live The King by shadowglove reviews
AU. What if when the Great Dragon said that Mordred would 'kill' Arthur he didn't exactly mean it the way it sounded? Mordred discovers that he fulfilled that prophecy, while living in Arthur's court, loving Emrys, and Arthur still alive on the throne.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Mordred, Merlin - Complete
UnUnited Nations by JediClaire reviews
Xander has opened his own bar, on a Helmouth, and the clients can be a bit unusual. Episode 26 including France.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Xander H., England/Britain - Complete
Hallmark doesn't make I'm not dead cards by MissChriss reviews
Daniel forgot to tell people he wasn't dead
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Xander H., D. Jackson
A Dragon's Whimsies by CrystallicSky reviews
Okay, Chase is SERIOUSLY starting to weird Jack out... CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Inarticulate Raphie by g33kg1rl reviews
Raphael returns home injured after a night out as Nightwatcher and Donatello scolds him for being careless. Turtlecest slash Raph/Don lemon.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Looking Back to Look Forward by T'Key'la reviews
When the future has already happened, the answers existed before the questions could be asked. Jim asks the Ambassador those questions to make sure his Spock won't try to murder him. Again
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
The Final Minute by Missing Snowman reviews
They need the Doctor. There are only thirteen minutes left until the Earth is destroyed. Unfortunately Jack can’t place the right Doctor, and ends up phoning some of his previous incarnations while trying to find him. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Spock's Resignation by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Spock attempts to leave Enterprise, but Kirk isn't having any of that. SPORK, post-movie anndd stuff. :D :D :D :D M mostly for language and implied sexy times.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Go There by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Xander tells Buffy and Willow about his real father, and they come to a rather strange conclusion. Drabble.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Xander H., Victor C./Sabretooth - Complete
Bittersweet by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Merlin's secret is discovered and he must flee Camelot. Ten years later, Arthur has risen to the throne, so where is Merlin? "No punishment would make Arthur regret the decisions he'd made tonight, except deciding to hide his feelings from Merlin." Slash
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Vulcan Way by Chapin CSI reviews
Slash, Spock and Kirk. Spock knows all about Jim's flirting ways and wants to put a stop to them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Happens Every Time by VergofTowels reviews
Spock and Kirk pay Spock's parents a visit on New Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hurry Home by Kyra5972 reviews
He doesn’t care what she’s done or where she’s been, he just wants her to come home.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Faith L., G. House - Complete
Pretty, Pretty Harry by Stephfunky reviews
Alucard gets a major flash of déjà vu while dealing with a vampire in the former village of Hogsmead. And does that human smell like... him? Slash/Yaoi, transgen pairing, trans-series pairing, major character death, and gender confusion. Hellsing HP xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Alucard - Complete
Ouran's New Wizard by Yahari reviews
Harry Potter is fed up with the betrayal of the Wizarding World after his defeat of Voldemort and decides to leave it all behind. All he wanted to do was disappear, but can he do that at a school like Ouran? Majorly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,118 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P.
The One, The Two, And The Three by Eirenei reviews
What if Harry was a Squib? What if he was adopted by Echizens? And what if his family wanted him back? AU - verse, Yaoi, meaning love of two male characters, and threesome. Don't like, don't read!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 120 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., E. Ryoma - Complete
Fleet of Foot by enjambament reviews
These days, Arthur is as grey as the sky and she wants to cry for Merlin’s absence because Arthur won’t, but they are playing a waiting game and soon enough the King will be made of light again. Slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love Again by CrescentNine reviews
Canada is in love. The only problem, its with France and he seems to still be in love with someone else. What's a poor Canadian to do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Can You Actually Keep a Secret? by AndromedaMarine reviews
“‘Accidentally’? Daniel, Dr. Lam, Dr. Frasier, Siler, and half the ‘Gate crew heard you practically yell it! I don’t think that constitutes as ‘accidental.’” Daniel/Jack/team banter, all dialogue. Set in season nine; no spoilers. Jack likes someone...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
The Boy Who Moaned Werewolf by Roxius reviews
Tsukune would never admit this out loud in fear of causing hurt feelings, but he was happy that make-out sessions with Gin didn't result in him requiring a blood transfusion, as they usually did with Moka. 30 random sentences of Tsukune X Gin.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Tsukune A., Ginei M. - Complete
The Way a Family Defends by PaBurke reviews
Just something that can happen when families are near each other and alcohol. Double Drabble
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Boredom by Midget in Glasses reviews
Allen and Ed decide to have some fun with strip poker on a boring train ride. Crossover between Fullmetal Alchemist and D. Gray-Man. One-shot.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward E., Allen Walker - Complete
Let's Play by SarissaDiablo reviews
When the General's are away, the Puppy and Chocobo will play. M for language. No yaoi this time, sorry. Wolfish Ways series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Two of a Kind by anime aficionado reviews
What would happen if Gaara fled to Konoha with Yashamaru instead of etching love onto his forehead? Let's see how the two demon containers fare.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,736 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Why? by Faust VII reviews
He didn’t worry about the hands cutting off his circulation or the feeling of the nearness of death. He stood there, on the cusp of his demise...His parents weren’t even looking at him. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. Twin BWL Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Button by p-sama7 reviews
If there was one part of the ship that saw the most action, it certainly wasn't the bridge. not so subtle Spock/Kirk, Sulu/Chekov, and Scotty/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Four Vulcan Words and One by cestmoi01 reviews
Four Vulcan Words Spock Taught to Captain James T. Kirk and the One He Didn't. The story of Jim Kirk's life aboard the Enterprise and his relationship with Spock in five words. TOS, xi influences; character death; mild K/S. Spoilers for "The Menagerie."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Name Calling by melanthe lilac reviews
Sometimes, one word is all it takes. Jack and Daniel vs. Sam and Janet. Sort of. Friendship fic, humour
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Personal Property of the Court Magician by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
“When Arthur is king he makes Merlin court magician and he gets a new manservant. The manservant has a crush on Arthur and Merlin gets jealous.” And proceeds to properly label his personal property. SLASH
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Cure for Brain Strain by anony-mouse-906 reviews
When Richie's brain is about to explode, Virgil knows just what to do. slash! VR! Virgil/Richie!
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Reclaiming Property by Tronnie reviews
Hunny/Mori fic. not cute. drabble one shot. Hunny needs to put a stop to the advances of a girl towards his Takashi. He will reclaim what is his. badass Hunny. nothing bad. PG. Please R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Sharing by Sporktacular reviews
Momo's excited about spending the night at Ryoma's. Unfortunately, not everyone in the Echizen household feels the same way.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Momoshiro T., E. Ryoma - Complete
In Terms of Friendship by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Naruto has never really had any friends, so he doesn't know whether his friendships with Sakura and Sasuke are normal or not. Then Anko opens her big mouth, and Iruka is left to cheer the blond up by himself. With some unlikely guests, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Insanity's Wisdom by Jagwarakit reviews
Harry's bored and Voldemort talks to much. HP/FFVII crossover but takes place in the HP world. Harry's point of view. Part 3 of the Insanity Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Eternity by Jagwarakit reviews
Harry takes comfort in his ancestors. HP/FFVII crossover but takes place in the HP world. Harry's point of view. Part 2 of the Insanity Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver was Useless by netgirly2k reviews
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver.”
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2009 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Shadow of the Lightning Kitsune by LynnGryphon reviews
[HPNaruto][No Romance!] The Powers That Be have their own agenda and send Harry a little help in a surprising package. Can Harry survive in the ninja world or will his new friends and mentor kill him before Voldemort gets the chance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U.
So Why Clone Me? by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny questions Vlad's cloning antics.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Drunken Confessions by Inumaru12 reviews
Vlad gets Danny drunk like any responsible adult sarcasm! to try and find out secrets of his. He didn’t think he’d find out about Danny’s crush, or the fact he is the crush. VladXDanny slash oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Failure by Violet Garnets reviews
According to everyone in Konoha, Kakashi is a failure as a teacher. But Naruto doesn't really get it. Fluff. KakaNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
If You Were A Bug by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
If you were a cold or flu bug would you want to attack Leroy Jethro Gibbs?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 624 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Lunch Break by ZombieMops reviews
Freida says Virgil and Richie are gay. Daisy doesn't believe her. Without proof, that is. VR slash and a bit of DF femslash.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
I Said DON'T Touch That! by Mickey3 reviews
Daniel heard Jack, but kept moving forward anyway. It was just some long inactive device. It looked like it could be opened. He had to try. What harm could it possible do? Content Warnings: One bad word or two. Categories: Challenge, Ficlet, Humor, Kidfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Loonie in the Ice by poprika reviews
The world meets to discuss the fate of Woman's Hockey in the Winter Olympics. Canada speaks up. Things get out of hand and old grudges are found to still remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
What an Afternoon by elspiffymoo reviews
This is what happens when you mix sexual terms with baseball; a very happy Sage, a perv of a Fiance, and a very confused prince. Crack fict. Yuuram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Yuri S., Murata K. - Complete
Stranger In The Lake by Abby Ebon reviews
SLASH. Harry Potter won the war. He thought all that was left was for him to watch the magical world be rebuilt. He was very, VERY wrong. He doesn't mind being wrong so much when it means he gets to stay with Abe...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Abe S. - Complete
Through The Gate by Lt. Commander Richie reviews
A morning in the lives of Colonel Bookman, Major Lee, Dr. Walker, Miranda Lotto and Kanda. Daylight Savings Time is missed, coffee is drunk and a doctor gets stuck in his locker. Something about this just screams AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Lavi - Complete
The Grey Crayon by checkerbloom reviews
Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,020 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bowling Nuns by NailBunnyDeadBunny reviews
Echizen and his wild lies, we all know them, but could the weirdest be true.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - E. Ryoma - Complete
His Boy by Stephfunky reviews
Who is this strange man, and why is he clinging to Watanuki? Surprise pairing, unusual pairing, yaoi. One-shot, maybe...
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/4/2009 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Bestemmia Nostra by Pax Morgana reviews
Heedless of piety or prayer or anything even distantly related to God, one man and another were giving themselves over to the heat of passion. CesaChia. Title change
Cantarella - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
The Life of a Teenaged Halfa by Nimrod The Writer reviews
Danny breaks a little as the stress of being a half ghost cracks him yet again. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Storm by cestmoi01 reviews
Daniel flung himself, stumbling, outside into the harsh air and the tumbling wind-driven snowflakes...It wasn't true." DEATHFIC Mild J/D slash.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
My Fox Likes Your Fox by KingofLoosePages reviews
A reward for Sabishii Kage Tenshi, who is an awesome reviewer. Harry meets Kurama. YYHxHP crossover
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Death Be Not Proud by Twilight Scribe reviews
Never once had the shinigami met someone willing to bail out a ghost. Sure, the ghosts themselves would, more often than not, try and bribe him, but this was something new...
Kanpai! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Complete
Soaring Comets by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry completes his purpose in the Wizarding World, but is denied the oblivion of death, instead thrust into an unfamiliar world with strange people and mysterious dangers. CROSSOVER SLASH Zack Fair/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,082 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Zack F. - Complete
26 Things Fuji Syuusuke is Not Allowed to Do by Dandelion Cat reviews
Well. . . the title is pretty self-explanatory. A list of rules made by the regulars at Seigaku of things that Fuji is not allowed to do. For good reasons. Humor.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Fuji S. - Complete
Roman Conqueror by Shizuka no Taisho reviews
Based on Infinite Realms: When Danny arrives in Rome with Sam and Tucker, Vlad captures the two sidekicks and gives our favorite hybrid two options: bow to his demands, or Sam and Tucker die. However, Danny's surprised by the emperor's "demands" SLASH!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,814 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
An Icy Reception by ozma914 reviews
Post-Chosen: Giles catches members of the new Watcher's Council engaging in something truly horrible. Well -- to him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2009 - R. Giles, Xander H. - Complete
Sanity? What Sanity? by Jagwarakit reviews
Harry learns his true family history. HP/FFVII crossover but takes place in the HP world. Harry's point of view. Part 1 of the Insanity Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Good Kitty by Underground Romance reviews
Ray gets stuck in a tree, so Kai has to find a way to get him down...KaiRay. Fluff.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K. - Complete
Curse of Fate: Outtakes by Mistress Nika reviews
Pervy wandmakers, sudden unexplained metamorphosis, world domination, massive destruction, G Dubbya, a terrified sorting hat, evil/insane Harry, things you absolutely should NOT do at Hogwarts, traumatized Severus and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006
Maou Potter by Eirenei reviews
Weell... what if Voldiepoo was defeated by our lovable, green-eyed Maou? Manipulative Dumbledore /dumb wizards... this is YAOI - don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Marines by lilyleia78 reviews
During a quiet time John learns how Lorne keeps the Marines occupied.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - E. Lorne, John S. - Complete
Burning Love by Sinnatious reviews
TakaRyo. Kawamura develops a secret crush on Ryoma. That secret doesn't last long when he has a racquet in his hands.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kawamura T., E. Ryoma - Complete
Total Signs by NarutoKyuu reviews
Ben's always been on the oblivious side, but how could he miss such blatant attempts to get his attention by none other than Kevin?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Because by iffulovedme reviews
Fuji/Kaidoh. How did the Tensai end up with the Viper anyway? It was for tensai reasons. Kaidoh asks why. The only answer hegets is “Because” which is not really an answer. Or is it?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Fuji S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Story Time by INMH reviews
Crack in its purest form. Sora remembers his father read a lot of books to him. No, wait, one book. The same book. Over and over again.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Genesis R., Sora - Complete
Hit and Miss by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:KandaxAllen:. Allen was too good at this game and Kanda just wasn't going to stand for it. Not that he could... with what Allen was doing to him...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
One Two Three by kygirl101 reviews
Kyouya's inner musings lead him to ponder exactly WHAT he is doing with the twins in the first place. Meanwhile, the twins won't shut up. Random KyouTwins!failure oneshot. Purely for my own enjoyment.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Hiding the Elf's Clothes by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Christmas Special: Leon gets convinced by a certain ninja to help out cheering up the kids of Radiant Garden. It just happens that the outfit he has to wear is one he doesn't want his lover to see, but oh, does Cloud see it. And he wants to get it off.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Mini Fic Dump: 12 Story Starts by Spiras Stargate reviews
SLASH. BW/TS You've been WARNED. If you don't like it, don't read it. More details to what this is inside...but I think the title speaks for itself.
Crossover - Ironman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Big Boss Man by cestmoi01 reviews
So Jack's a big, tough Air Force Colonel. But who's really the boss in this relationship? Mild Jack/Daniel slash.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
For Love or Vice by Brass Dragon reviews
"You told my team I was too busy to get laid?"--Iruka tries to explain to the next generation the meaning and application of vice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
I Feel It by Never Believe the Believable reviews
20Love Prompts: #7. Hesitantly, he kneeled in front of the tombstone and swiftly raised an arm towards it, resting the tips of his fingers on the cool marble. His eyes softened as he subconsciously ran his fingers along the carved words. "Kyouya..."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
After A Hard Days Work by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Allen comes back from a very stressfull mission with one thing on his mind. And nothing is going to stop him from getting it.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Cereal for Supper by Solsbury Girl reviews
Jack cannot believe his eyes when he arrives unexpectedly at Ianto's house.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Here's To Tomorrow by Mala Suerte reviews
A OuranFuruba crossover. Kyo actually grew up with the twins... somewhat. This is their story. Future Kyo&Kaoru. Dedicated to Sister and her zainy RP friends. NOTE: After every chapter will be a side story of some relation to the previous chapter.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
Carter's Cooking by Mickey3 reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets in which my muse has decided to be very mean to Carter, unmercifully picking on her cooking. Repeat after me. The writer is not evil. The Muse is evil.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
When Life Gives You Lemons Make Grenades! by Mickey3 reviews
Much to Rodney's dismay, John has found a new use for lemons.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Perception by Snow lady reviews
Fuji is not always right about relationships, pillar pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Contradictory by fiftysix-luver reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Things We Believe In by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
The long-awaited, if awaited at all, end to The Names We Call Ourselves.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Sunglasses by wellyuthink reviews
Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Disregarded Me by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Joey feels unloved and unwanted. A spirit from the past gives him exactly what he needs; time to spend alone with the dragons that love him as he waits for the human that loves him to come and bring him home. Seto had no idea what hit him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2008 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Under the lustful moon by Kristee Loory Van-Hoyte reviews
This is what Donnie gets for pushing Raphie too far with his teasing... The resistanse is idle... Raph&Don. Warning: yaoi, turtlecest, bad words and so on. /Written with Greenstarr/
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
AUSlash Forced to vacation in 1977, Harry stubbornly refuses to befriend any of the students in fear of changing the future. 'Since you claim that I’m so unlikable Lily, I bet that I can get Harry to be friends with me before you do.'You're on Potter.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,532 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Wanna go to the firing range? by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
“You probably should go after them.” “Why?” “You said no shooting living things, but you never said no shooting at living things.” Rated for one not so bad curse word... Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Ironhide, Captain Lennox - Complete
Double Vision by Literate reviews
Maybe it was the shock and mind overload. Or it was simply double-vision. But he has always known how to tell them apart. A TamaTwins Story.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Tamaki S., Hikaru H. - Complete
Caramel Filled Turtles by SlytherinMax reviews
Joey never new watching Seto eat ice cream could be so evil. Light slash, Seto/Joey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Can of Worms by Abby Ebon reviews
Henry finds out that Jack has secrets of his own. Slash. OneShot? Henry x Jack Carter. Crossover with Stargate SG-1.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Eureka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
The Afternoon Sun on The Midnight Moon by Lover of Angelus reviews
Bruce Wayne threw his head back and laughed. It was one of the most beautiful sounds Clark had ever heard. So, with glass in hand, Clark began to hunt down the source of that wondrous sound. BruceClark
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Shifted Ki by Songbird of the End reviews
One shot. Crossover. Hitsugaya finally gets a little free time to do some thinking, and finds his thoughts moving in an unexpected direction.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Hiei, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Cat's Cradle by The Dream Whisperer reviews
Kyouya had been able to see the red threads between people’s fingers since the day he was born. A song of fate, and the breaking of. Tamaki was a man who could never be predicted. Vague spoilers up to Chapter 63. TamakiKyouya, TamakiHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Hades and Persephone by CrystallicSky reviews
The classic Greek myth of the god of the dead and the daughter of Demeter with the kind of twist that makes it interesting: CHACK
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,541 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
He's Mine by Basket o' Muffins reviews
Kyoya decides to let Haruhi in on a little secret.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Illegal? Immoral? by Anestshia reviews
An Isshin/Ichigo Oneshot. This is YAOI and INCEST, please do not read if that irks you.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Isshin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Sounds We Make When No One's Listening by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
The sequel to The Names We Call Ourselves. Enjoy.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/31/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Redemption by PsychicDreams reviews
SxC If you could go back in time, redo the past and change the future, would you do it? Even at the risk that you lose every single hard won victory you've had?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,990 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Oblivious by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ryoma is terribly entertained, Tezuka is uncomfortable and Atobe is... Well, gay.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Atobe K., Tezuka K., E. Ryoma - Complete
The Names We Call Ourselves by The-Cursed-Daughter reviews
Kit wrote this, and I posted it because it's great! Please read!
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - John Myers, Hellboy - Complete
Wandering Eye by Sky Blue Angel reviews
Jack has a wandering eye and Will can't stand it. A poem, slash, double suicide. Rather depressing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Lust at First Sight by seventhSINwrath reviews
45 themes and 45 sentances conerning the couple Hidan x Naruto. Warning: Yaoi and mentioned sex. Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Hidan, Naruto U. - Complete
Arashi ni narimasu by Lyn908 reviews
What would happen if Harry was raised by a relative that Dumbledore wasn't aware of? What if he was raised a shinobi? Naruto crossover, Good Dumbledore, Mentor!Snape. KakashiHikaru, SLASH! New chapters up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,493 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P.
Complete Me by Crystal565 reviews
After the war, when everyones gone, Harry meets a man who is just as broken as he is. Slash, crossover with Fantastic Four. Harry/Johnny Storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Ribbon by x - painted.flames reviews
SephCloud; ---- It was a simple gift, but it meant so much more.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shaper by Alowl reviews
Ichigo stared at the raven-haired shinigami, eyes wide as he raised a shaking hand to the sword protruding from the center of his chest." When Ichigo breaks, it falls to Shiro to pick up the pieces. Warnings: Evil!Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Forget by CrystallicSky reviews
Chase had known the very minute Jack Spicer had fallen out of power. It was obvious, as there was no way that after holding him and the rest of the Heylin prisoner for so long that they would just suddenly be released. NOT SLASH, ONE-SHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Lucky by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry Potter is lucky. Naruto Uzumaki is lucky. But which of them would come out on top in a ‘game’ of chance. Oneshot. Review please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Is Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Me Plus You by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Seto can't find it within his power to communicate like a normal person, so Joey devises a way to tell his boyfriend that he feels alone in their relationship, even if he does have to use math to do it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2008 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Laptop by Greenstarr reviews
Raphael try to stop an rival from taking his Donnie.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Dear Donna by wolf with panther eyes reviews
About to die, Donna Noble finally reads a letter addressed to her that arrived many, many years ago. Rather long one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Woodshed by Rayne-Jelly reviews
Despite a less than perfect past Xander has become a successful business man with an engaging hobby who believes his life is as close to perfect as it will ever be. Spike disagrees. And so does something in the woodshed. Spander - Just so Steve knows it.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Drowning by NoNoWriter reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Point and Laugh by Briar Elwood reviews
I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologist. Set in S2 for both Dr. Who and SG1.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, D. Jackson - Complete
The Curse of Liking by Detecti7e reviews
Nekozawa has been feeling weird these past few weeks. The feeling is so foreign to him he chalked it up to a curse; Tamaki's curse. Tamaki's just being fatherly? TS/UN
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
Best Kept Secrets by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
Seto wants to know why he always picks Joey up at the Turtle Game Shop instead of at his own home. Joey doesn't feel secure enough in their relationship for him to know.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/25/2008 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Sketchbook by RazorCardz01 reviews
Hichigo has never found anything that could keep him occupied for more than 10 seconds. One day, Ichigo tries to help by giving him a sketchbook and a pencil. What comes of this is something he doesn't expect. -One Shot-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
So Kiss Me by Kali Cephirot reviews
With Hunny Away, Mori isn't sure how to compensate................ HunnyxMori, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Confessions by animeo reviews
Momoshiro's reaction when Echizen tells him that he likes him. I got really REALLY BORED and thus this was born. Enjoy please review!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - E. Ryoma, Momoshiro T. - Complete
Like Kittens Chasing Butterflies by Literate reviews
Despite the rumors of what the evil "little devils" could do to any prospective "toy," he wasn’t scared. After all, Hikaru and Kaoru were easily pacified. They were like: kittens chasing butterflies. MoriTwins.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hikaru H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Quiet by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Naruto isn't stupid, just quiet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 212 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Sugar Rush by Acmarache reviews
Prompt from KivaEmber. What happens when Ichigo has far too much sugar and runs into Byakuya? Will Urahara and Isshin help him?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Providential by congratsifyoufoundthis reviews
So they’re best friends, apparently. Still, he’s not used to not being alone. So he stays quiet, and lets Will do the talking. Warren/Will, flashes of Will/Layla. Oneshot? R&R
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
21 Ways To Give Your Lover a Migraine by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Companion story to "At Least It's Not Contagious". Sev ate the last slice of chocolate cheesecake, therefore he deserved punishment. Or at least, that's the excuse Harry was going with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sheets by Acmarache reviews
Isshin finds out about Urahara and Ichigo's relationship. How does he react? Prompt from conjure lass. Some spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
As Cold As Ice by Anna Jaganshi reviews
One-shot, mentions of yaoi, language, and evil, pissy Yukina. Hey, she's not as dumb as many make her out to be. Give her some credit.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Yukina - Complete
The Boy behind the Closet by kitoyisme reviews
Yumiko notices that his brother, Syusuke, is acting relatively bizarre. She has got to find out what's wrong. FujixRyo. One-shot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Fork by taoueriT reviews
Honey, Mori, an empty music room and a fork. 380 words. HoneyMori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
His Birthday by Miss. Edith needs her tea reviews
Slash.Oneshot.KabutoxNaru."“What? What could he say to make you of all people betray the Leaf?” She sobbed out.“He told me ‘Happy Birthday’”"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Arashi no mae no shizukesa by Lyn908 reviews
Oneshots from the same universe as my story Arashi ni narimasu. Harry is a Shinobi in this and his name is Hikaru. Naruto Crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,436 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P.
Reasons for Horny Ghosts to Leave City Hall by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
V/D, It's "Education Day" in Amityville, and the mayor is paying a visit to the local high school" But we don't really believe that's the only reason he's there, do we? I mean, we know him better than that! Or Danny does, anyway.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Reality of Virtuality by Artgirl4 reviews
The students of Mr. Lancer's class must enter someone's mind. But now with no way to get out, they realize just how important Danny Fenton's mind is, including his sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Special Power by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
After Kuwabara's friends treat him to a day at a beach, beat up some demons, and do his job for him, Kuwabara wonders why his friends are being so...nice. Something is up...right? A quick one shot revised too!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2008 - K. Kuwabara - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Touched By His Noodly Appendage by Criminally Insane Hermit reviews
Hermione, for all her brilliance, was rather capricious. When she goes on a hunt for the 'perfect' religion, Harry introduces her to Pastafarianism. Yes, Pastafarianism. ---Rated for possible offensive content. Read at your own discretion.---
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Masquerade by AutumnDawn21 reviews
There are many reasons why a person would wear a mask, and there are more masks than most would think exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13575 - Favs: 7,876 - Follows: 6,537 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tamaki may be foolish, but Kyoya is a fool by mommyflaw reviews
But he also smiled because Kyoya was a bigger fool to never notice how he was the mom and Tamaki the dad, and for Tamaki it was the most obvious to saying ‘I love you’. SLASH, BoyLove, 25/100 Drabbles
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Kakashi's Talk by wolfrun1 reviews
When our favorite perverted jounin, Hatake Kakashi, teaches the rookie nine plus three about sex. It won't be pretty, but it will be funny. Pretty damn funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
PS You're A Fool by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hiei says goodbye to a dying Kuwabara in an unconventional manner. yay my 200th story!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Hiei, K. Kuwabara - Complete
Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/10/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Memo by Dark-AmethystUnicorn reviews
Leon's been getting little notes taped to his locker and its annoying him to no end. CLC. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Superior Beings by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Martha logics the Doctor into submission. Set anytime before Utopia in season 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. In the end, when the drums faded, what did he hear? Set at the end of Last of the Time Lords. 10/Master pseudo friendship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
With A Stronger Faith Embrace by Lyn908 reviews
AU: Hellsing Xover. Integra dies but leaves Alucard with some last orders. After all he’s served the Hellsing family for four generations, why fix it if it ain’t broken? Implied slash but can be ignored. Mention of different religions. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Affair by CrystallicSky reviews
In which Titania is a harlot, Oberon and Puck are an item, and the authoress can't think of a good way to end the summary. SHAKESPEARE!CHACK, ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
My Puppy Belongs to Me by Reijou reviews
Seto watches the match between Jou and Otogi and is forced to save his puppy. ShounenAi, SetoxJou, OneSided OtogixYugi, YamiYugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Turk Cloud by AikoNamika reviews
In a world where Cloud was given a chance to return to the past and make things right again, something goes a little bit wrong and leaves him in an employment he didn't quite anticipate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Cloud S. - Complete
Our Family Tree? by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
The Weasley clan reacts to the crappy family tree J.K. Rowling recently pulled out of thin air. The link's inside for anyone who hasn't seen it yet. I don't know about the rest of you, but it left me enraged... this is me ranting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Loneliness by Hopeakaarme reviews
Atobe Keigo doesn't take no for an answer. Shounenai AtobeKaidou.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Atobe K., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Idiot by Literate reviews
Hikaru's an idiot. I think that's why he fell in love. I think that's why he left me behind. Hitachiincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A Tail Over A Wound by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Shippo hadn't groomed himself since his father died. However as he groomed his tail, fluffing it up, Shippo found it the perfect size for concealing the wound at his waist.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kouga, Shippo - Complete
Death Dancer by Sahalean reviews
There's something Daniel hasn't been telling SG1. Something he hasn't told anyone. Five thousand years ago, he had a different name. Five thousand years ago, he was a god...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,780 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2005 - D. Jackson
Jack and Harry by HyperMint reviews
Jack and Harry have met before, when Harry was little. A slight crossover between HP and SG1. Prequel to Defense Teacher. Set in the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Surprise by cutelittlekitten18 reviews
wounding why his kitten keeps going to see Abe Hellboy becomes worried that his lover is sick but he is in for a Surprise from his Lover. Slash, Mpreg, HellboyHarry Potter crossover. don't like don't read. Complete for now may add more later.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Harry P., Hellboy - Complete
Eating for Two by Atopos reviews
Youko drains Kurama of all his energy, so he has to do anything to gain it all back. Is NOT MPREG. Just for a laugh from a description of Yue from Cardcaptors.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kurama M. - Complete
It’s All SubStanialiscous! by KatsuKaiba reviews
A birthday fic for KK actually Anyway, Seto and Joey tell Yugi why they like Snickers.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Choice Of The Heart by Eirenei reviews
A series of vignettes, all from the Will Of The Wind AU, the prequel to Naked And Sacred... tiny moments, that resonate through heart and mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes by Unwritten.25 reviews
[Oneshot] In which the members of Inuyasha's pack learn that their leader is different then they imagined and that nothing is as it seems. A oneshot of revelations and truths that need to be shown.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Hog Style by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Congratulations, Sasuke. You just got your butt kicked by a pig. Now tell the audience how you feel. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Dinner by Birddi reviews
Sometimes Zack felt that he had become a mother... SephirothxCloud, VincentxZack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Fallen Leaves by flacedice reviews
Doumeki Shizuka finds himself the focus of attention for a certain wind spirit. AU DoumekiWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Two bells and a jutsu by Cip reviews
A day before the Chuunin exams Kakashi puts his team through the bell test again. This time they have a better strategy and their sensei gets more than he bargined for. First story I've posted so please be nice :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Inspiration Strikes Again by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Salazar Slytherin learns that being a responsible adult is hard. Godric Gryffindor learns that dealing with a hyperactive adult is hard. Harry Potter learns that telling the truth never gets you anything worth having. A fun and educational fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
That Talk by Dark-AmethystUnicorn reviews
In which Leon is freakishly naive and the others force Cloud to talk to him about IT, some CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Nature Of MiddleSchool Boys by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Even if Ryoma HAD hit puberty, he still wouldn't appreciate the situation due to the sheer lack of tennis involved. And yet, practice is halted by the rest of his team's raging hormones. The idiots.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Meowing Matchmakers by Hopeakaarme reviews
It began with the kittens. Shounen ai KaiEi, 5trueloves entry.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kikumaru E., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Last Words by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Doctor’s last words at Bad Wolf Bay. Drabble. Silliness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Movie Night by serty reviews
Two geeks keep meeting at the same movie theater. Hotness follows. Warning! Slash! And a graphic blow job so stay away if you don't like it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Naked And Sacred by Eirenei reviews
It's Valentine day, and someone has a surprise for Harry...but, will jealously prevail? HP Naruto X over SLASH don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Harry P.
Trials of Bonded Friendship by nile-reina reviews
Twin souls reach across two different universes for companionship from someone who would understand and never betray, yet years later one will be betrayed and one will cross boundries to save the other...HPXmen Crossover...SlashHet pairings
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P. - Complete
Father? by Jediempress reviews
The sequel to Family Togetherness has arrived! The triplets discover Father's day and ask Riku and Sora an important question What's a father? COMPLETED
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Kadaj, Riku - Complete
No Puppyshipping! by BlackDragonOfTheNile91492 reviews
Okay ‘fan girls’ let me, Kaiba, explain something simple to you. No puppyshipping![SxJ]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
Five Years by Second Storey Stairwell reviews
I still remember the day you found out. That you didn't hold the place you wanted in her heart. There was the act you played for all the others. The one you tried to play for me. You should have known better. You will never fool me. HikaruKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Hiccups by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
Hiccups. Kaoru had had them all day and they were really starting to get to him. KaoruKyoya Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Chemical Imbalance by Hopeakaarme reviews
Inui's latest juice goes horribly wrong, as the regulars discover much to their horror. Seigaku's boys' tennis club suddenly has female regulars... Shounen ai TezuFuji, Golden Pair onesided shounen ai MomoKai, InuKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
A Kiss by Rokudaime Kunoichi reviews
Harry looses a bet to Draco and now has to give him a kiss in front of everybody in the Great Hall! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What Came Before by My Echoing Silence reviews
Prequel to 'Essence of His Soul'. Basically a summary of events in Kuronue's life before and after meeting Youko Kurama, up until his death. Told mostly from Kuronue's POV. Very slight crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kuronue - Complete
Fire Child by Usagi Youkai reviews
Mpreg, ZukoxSokka, Sokka gets pregnant with Zuko's son and 7 years later signs of fire bending abilities begin to show. Goal is 500 reviews! Each Review helps!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,527 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Fanboys by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Kakashi explains to Sasuke why it wouldn't be such a great idea to tell his fangirls that he's gay just to get them off his back. Crack fic. Drabble. Fear the Fanboys.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Twenty Questions by Romulan Empress reviews
The twins' latest game is Guess Who Kyouya Likes and Tamaki is the victim. Now the king must guess who Kyouya likes within one week using only twenty yes or no questions. Hilarity ensues.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Family Togetherness by Jediempress reviews
COMPLETED! Riku is forced to spend time with his brothers. The search for Mother begins. Advent children stuff.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Kadaj, Riku - Complete
At Least It's Not Contagious by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Harry's on a sugar high, Dumbledore's more Twinkly than ever, and Snape just doesn't want to catch it. Oneshot. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Simply Mad by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Moody was bored. That should have tipped the Order off right there. Because the last time Moody was bored, he blew up half of Hogwarts in the name of CONSTANT VIGILANCE. This time, he makes himself look like Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Alastor M., Voldemort - Complete
Stitch the Little MatchTrouble Maker by Dark-AmethystUnicorn reviews
Haven’t we covered that?” Cloud muttered in exasperation. “I don’t see what that has got to do with practically molesting Leon in his sleep.” “Cloud molested Leon’s cheek in his sleep.” Stitch countered with a cheeky grin. Please R&R, Rated T for safety
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Back Row by Vicky-V reviews
[YuugixJounouchi] Where Yuugi isn't as innocent as he seems sometimes. Shounenai, Jounouchi molestation, short ficlet.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Yūgi M., K. Jounouchi - Complete
Senior Party by Rin0rourke reviews
It was a warm night, the crescent moon rising to the heavens. A perfect night for a party, and for long awaited revelations. The last chance to express long hidden emotions.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Wisdom Teeth by Rubai Sora reviews
Why isn’t Kaiba in school yesterday and today? Mokuba can answer that question! Oneshot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Mama said Don't hurry love by Cryzzel reviews
Summary: Every year Tamaki gets confessed to, but he would always say ‘mama said don’t hurry love.’ Will mommy finally say ‘you don’t have to wait?’. Or will mommy continue to say ‘Don’t hurry love.' SlashTamakiKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Professor Potter's Sorting Hat Song by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Needs by The Dream Whisperer reviews
There are things Mori needs that Honey can't give him. And there are things Kyouya needs that only Mori understands. Four scenes four revelations. MoriKyouya.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Don't Try to Awaken Me With a Kiss by buduica reviews
The newest member of the Host Club, Sohma Yuki, has issues with the Host Club King. Sometimes Tamaki just won't learn. crossover with Fruits Basket.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Yuki S., Tamaki S. - Complete
Wertham's Law by RobinRocks reviews
[A BatmanxRobin love story] In 1954, Dr Fredric Wertham wrote a book called Seduction of the Innocent, in which he accused Batman and Robin of being gay. So naturally there’s fun afoot when the Teen Titans visit Gotham! Cowritten with Narroch. SATIRE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,116 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Robin, Cyborg - Complete
Firsts by chibisanzo reviews
The many firsts Tamaki had experienced with Kyouya. Kyouya x Tamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Dream Potions by HideInWonderland reviews
Kyouya is possessive of two things: His money and his soulmate. KyouyaxUmehito Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kyōya O., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Property by Fading Grace reviews
Hunny has an odd reaction to the news that Mori was kissed. Not a cute thing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Learning to Trust by SavvyRavenclaw20 reviews
After coming upon Xavier’s Academy, John tries to adjust to the life of a normal teenager. JohnxBobby
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,800 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
Career Move by Cypher reviews
Normally, the military avoided actually going into the scientist’s domain, but John was an exception, one that most of the scientists accepted because of his brilliance. Mensa!verse AU, spoilers for latest seasons of SG1, SGA
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/26/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by The Great WTF reviews
Danny really had to wonder who in their right mind would give ANYONE that many birds... Dan wondered how his other half could be so clueless... Skulker wondered how he always ended up playing errand boy
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Keeble Gardens by rngrdead1 reviews
Xander was tired… so very tired. No one visited him anymore, nothing new there. His birthday was tomorrow, the twenty fourth of December. It seemed… logical somehow… the right time to go. But the higher powers had one more suprise. Warning MM relations
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Out of the loop by FinalArc reviews
It started with a camping trip. Well, actually, it started with Kurama, and that led to five million other things, and pretty soon, I, Kazuma Kuwabara, had became team therapist.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2006 - K. Kuwabara, Kurama M. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 278 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
You’ve Never Shown Him! by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Iruka gets on Naruto about never having used his “special” jutsu against Kakashi. Not part of ‘Blackmail So Rules’ universe. I GOT A REVIEW! WOOHOO!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Blackmail So Rules by RuneWitchSakura reviews
NaruShino and others. Hinata takes photographs and the rest of Rookie Nine comes up with a plan to steal Kakashi's mask. AND Naruto finds out about activities that have been taking place in his bed without his consent. Kakashi and Iruka now owe him a n
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
The Plan by The Dream Whisperer reviews
Kyouya and Kaoru are devious, and Hikaru and Tamaki are oblivious. Haruhi is an innocent bystander. TamakiKyouya, HikaruKaoru, with faked KyouyaKaoru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by The Dream Whisperer reviews
“Ohtori Kyouya fainted during a meeting, and the lives of the members of the Ouran High School Host Club are irreparably changed.” TamakiKyouya. Mpreg. Not very cracklike crack. I'm insane and going to hell for this.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Catastrophic by Bil reviews
During OotP, Harry comes across an injured kitten. Its owner isn't too happy about this. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crime and Punishment by astheblackrosewilts reviews
John’s team have had enough with him endangering their missions for sex offworld so they decide to do something about it… RodneyRononTeylaJohn – slash and het
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 4,170 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Innocent Enquiries by astheblackrosewilts reviews
“Are you pregnant?” Ronon asked earnestly and Rodney’s head shot up so fast that he choked on the bite of powerbar he’d just taken. – Gen Ficlet
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Harsh Realities by astheblackrosewilts reviews
Jack has a question to ask about Daniel’s time ascended. Dialogue only Drabble. Not angsty despite the title.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
What Not To Wear by Sayonara reviews
Yuki hates Kyo's choice in clothing. YukiKyo.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Ichijouji Ken and Ishida Yamato vs The World Cup by gossamernomore reviews
Ken began to think that perhaps there was no 'former' to his evil genius. Taichi hid behind a pillow, shrinking away from Yamato's withering blue eyes.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
The 13th Alien by Majin Gojira reviews
Ben 10 unlocks his 13th Alien form, to the horror of his Grandfather. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Not So Superior Judgement by astheblackrosewilts reviews
“Superior judgement!” Rodney screeched, “what ‘superior judgement’? She’s writing about us!” Rodney finds something disturbing on one of his scientist’s computers. McShep, slight submissiveness, very slight.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
How to Catch a Xander by The Serpent Guardian reviews
SpikeXander. Short and sweet. For a challenge. Spike comes across Twinkie Lip Balm. Look out Xander!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Starting a New Leaf by nile-reina reviews
The war has ended but left Harry marked for life...The Darkest of Creatures reside in his blood, one believed extinct...Losing all but very few allies, he vanishes for a new universe, never knowing what Fate had in store Crossover: HPXmen...LoganHarry
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P. - Complete
Robin's Aching Back by poxmaker reviews
It's breakfast time at Titan's Tower. But what's wrong with Robin's back? And why can't Cyborg seem to ever enjoy his waffles? SLASH [RobinxBeastboy] ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
The Nickname by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Tell Me by astheblackrosewilts reviews
For some the ultimate price isn’t death. Rodney whumping
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Letdown by aphelion-orion reviews
Cloud discovers that there is really such a thing as being too pretty for one's own good. [nonspoilery postAC ficlet, humor, slight TsengxCloud]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
Hate and a Stolen Dream by Monday reviews
In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 167 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shut Up by Blank Paper reviews
Complete. Shounen Ai, puppyshipping. Jou's tired of the same old argument and adds a little bit of twist. Review, please.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
SoulBound Ball by Grasshopper-chan reviews
SLASH! Dumbledore is at it again. He has found yet another way to cause chaos and mischief within the Hogwarts walls. This time, it involves an ancient mirror, soul mates, ballroom dancing, and Fawkes in human form. Can Harry survive the ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Rituals by astheblackrosewilts reviews
Aliens didn’t make them do it, that’s the problem, past slash mentioned
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Plan B by astheblackrosewilts reviews
Genfic, Rodney has problems with Plan A
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Harry's Christmas by HarbingerLady reviews
OneShot. A side story of Jack's Gift. HPSG1 with a slight crossover to BtVS none of its character though. Today is Christmas Night, Harry and SG1 want to make a party. Santa Claus anyone?
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
For The Twinkie by JMD-009 reviews
On a Council arranged tour of the BRPD Xander meets some interesting characters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Xander H., Hellboy - Complete
Sweet Potatoes by Mickey3 reviews
“Sam, sweet potatoes aren’t supposed to be that color.” Story number five in the 'Carter’s Cooking' series. Takes place after ‘It’s Meatloaf!’
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Letter by Ellex reviews
McKay receives bad news far too late, and Caldwell's suspicions lead him to jump to conclusions. Slight spoilers for 'Siege 3'. Now COMPLETE with alternate ending.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Chocolate Cake by Mickey3 reviews
“Geez, Sam, you can build a naquadah generator but you can’t operate a simple mixer?”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Aspects by Kiraya reviews
They were the closest thing he'd ever known to family: Mother, Madness, Rage, Grief, Terror, Chaos... and Strife.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Are You Sure It’s A Sponge Cake? by Mickey3 reviews
Carter, you do know that you don't actually put a sponge in the cake, right?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Why Carter Shouldn't Cook by Mickey3 reviews
“I'm really sorry about this, Sir. It just ...exploded.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
Ewww! by Mickey3 reviews
“Next time I tell you not to eat Carter's cooking you'll listen won't you?”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Jack's Gift by HarbingerLady reviews
Oneshot. Harry got a present from Jack.HPSG1 crossover
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
When Someone Won't Take No For An Answer by Shaun Garin reviews
[Harry Potter - Crossover] [HPAUverse-YGOAUverse] [WSW Continuity] [Completed] You've seen stories when Yugi and the gang go to Hogwarts, right? Lets see another take on when they want to say no...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,728 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
How Angel Saved the World Without Realizing It by Losyark reviews
Angel has another meeting with yet another Evil Client, and ends up doing some people a favour by accident. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Angel - Complete
The Power Within by grand admiral chelli reviews
After the events of OOTP, Harry has had enough. He turns in his wand, and says goodbye to the life he once knew. Six months later, the Founders show up claiming Harry is their heir. Harry is not pleased. Chapter 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P.
The Ties That Bind by Windswift reviews
Kuwabara learns that no one's perfect, and some of us less so than others. A small lesson in humility [and in the proper tying of shoes]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kurama M., K. Kuwabara - Complete
He Is The Forgotten by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Kuwabara must give up all his spirit energy and his spirit awareness to save his friends, but in doing this, his friend compleatly forget him as part of the deal to save their lives. Now he struggles between life and death. he is the forgotten. Yaoi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U. - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Some Say The World Will End In Fire by Laryna6 reviews
Yugi isn't as harmless as people think.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/16/2004 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] - Complete
Best of Friends by Elionwy reviews
One Shot. Buffy's sick of Angel and Xander's bickering, so she makes them sort out their differences. Set in BtVS Season 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Angel, Xander H. - Complete
Forever Fighting by Hopeakaarme reviews
Severus and Sirius start fighting over a newspaper article. Remus has a migraine and doesn't like the noise at all. Severus finds out just why Remus is being so moody. Sirius finds it out, too, and faints. Two times. SLASH SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Legacy by Synthesis Landale reviews
KirkSpock slash. Now that Kirk is dead, can Spock use the memory of their love to improve conditions for gay Starfleet officers?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2004 - J. Kirk, Spock
It's a WHAT? by Niklarus reviews
The things you see when you live on a Hellmouth.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Xander H., R. Giles
Marriage made in Heaven by Ripper101 reviews
Dear Lord! How Christmas brings out all those nasty little secrets you wish the children never had to hear about...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003 - R. Giles, Ethan R. - Complete
Bad Hiei by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
The title has really nothing to do with the story, its just a scene within the story. Yaoi. What happens when Puu starts acting like he has a crush on someone? Does Yusuke love that someone?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2003 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U. - Complete
I Love You, Means by becka reviews
Slash. A small peak into the background that formed Xander Harris and what "I love you," really means.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Inside Down, Upside Out by becka reviews
Slash. Buffy / Harry Potter crossover. Giles and willow take Xander to England to try and heal his eye. He meets Snape, then Lucius. Things balance out.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,180 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Xander H., Severus S. - Complete
Red Roses by Synthesis Landale reviews
Slash. Kirk teaches Spock the meaning of red roses...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2003 - J. Kirk, Spock
Anything For You by Raihne reviews
After Buffy dies Spike goes looking for something to take his mind off of her. What he finds is that Xander has a few secrets he's been keeping. When Buffy comes back though, will everything change? Slash SX
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Spike, Xander H.
Names by sunny-historian reviews
A what-shall-we-name-the-baby fic... with a twist. Some fluffiness and some funniness, I hope. Third and, I hope, final draft.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Spock, J. Kirk
Last Breath by Djinn1 reviews
Challenge story. What do you say to a soul mate you forgot?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003 - J. Kirk, Spock
Of Heroes and Villains and Partners by X-parrot reviews
SLASH Smallville xover. 'Give it up. They know.'
Crossover - Static Shock & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Complete
Guardian Angel by Teri reviews
Giles searches for Willow's whitelighter to help her deal with magic rehab. His search yields some surprising information about someone they know. Mention of Charmed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Xander H., R. Giles - Complete
Huge by Jacob M. Bosch reviews
Xander has something Spike can't get enough of.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
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No Life King reviews
english assignment gone weird and my view on everyboby's favorite crazy vamp,
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Shattering Heart reviews
Despite what the Zodiac legend has led many to believe the neko doesn't hate the nezumi. The neko once more wants to help the nezumi to resist the 'god' but in the process the neko falls in love with the nezumi and runs before revealing its darkest secret
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Kurama M., Kyo S.
Ryuu and a Kitsune
Ryuu blames herself for not preventing her sister from opening that box and now she is charged with closing the box that tainted both humans and demons alike. With the help of The King of Theives and his teamates things are about to get very STRANGE.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,460 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Kurama M.
Somewhere I belong reviews
Imagine if there was a village believed only to be a legend. Imagine if that village held beings descended from each village and accepted everyone that was cast out. This is the story of an outcast and a girl born on the dark side of that legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U.