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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Black hates books by VampiressBlack reviews
Sirius Black hates books. He hates books with a passion; mainly because they are the only thing that takes up Remus’ precious time and attention, when Sirius so badly desires it himself. WARNING! RLSB slash. Don’t like, turn away NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Expectations in the Morning by 88silverkeys reviews
A tough case and excessive alcohol lead Tony to wake up with only vague memories of the night before...with his boss? SLASH Gibbs/DiNozzo
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Absolution by dracosoftie reviews
Draco and Harry return to Hogwarts after the war, both struggling with their own issues. Their unlikely friendship blooms into more but is torn apart by circumstances outside their control. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,598 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Drabbles by dracosoftie reviews
I'm in the mood to write drabbles to celebrate my return to the fandom. Who wants to play? Give me a prompt, any old prompt, and I'll write up to 300 words. Rated M for the possibility of mature content in some of the drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subtext by VKlepto reviews
“That, Potter,” Snape spat as he brushed past the boy, “was the equivalent of walking in on one’s parents.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Consequences by karaokegal reviews
Very vague spoilers for season five. Takes place some time after Green Piece. Mac deals with his decsion. 100 words.
CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Mac T., Danny M. - Complete
Pursuit Of Happiness by FLEURescent reviews
Hermione finally gets close to what she had always dreamed of with Ron when odd feelings decide to come into view. Acting on impulse she experiences something she's never felt before. NOTE: I do not claim these characters nor setting, they belong to JK
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Boys Keep Swinging by MidniteMarauder reviews
With the full moon falling on Christmas Day, Remus plans to spend the holidays alone at Hogwarts and practise his abysmal potions work, while absolutely not contemplating his attraction to Sirius. Fortunately, nothing ever goes as planned. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Man Knows by PrincessFi reviews
A series of interludes between Gibbs and DiNozzo. A bit of fun and a teasing hint of slash only. Rated M for one particularly lurid line in chapter 1! Chapter 5 now up!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Snowed In by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: NUMBER 1 - Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/11/2009 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Perception by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my attempt to write things that should never be written, I cranked out this quick Percy/Cormc after deciding Percy never got very much action. LOL! MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND ALL THAT. SLASHY. YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Percy W., Cormac M. - Complete
Broken Hallelujah by obsessedwithstabler reviews
It's not a cry you can hear at night. It's not somebody who's seen the light. It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
Forever The Same by Cardio Necrosis reviews
When House comes out of the closet, Wilson can't help but wonder if he's just pulling another prank in a long list of inappropriate jokes, or if he is actually gay.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Just Like Popcorn by Jelp reviews
There's bursting potential located just underneath that hard kernel shell. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,760 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watercoloured by Cheryl Dyson reviews
ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2009 - James P., Regulus B. - Complete
Like A Sieve by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Hint of Revenge by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is a bit of oddness inspired by the HBP movie and it contains definite Mature Adult Content. It's Ron/Cormac, go figure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Cormac M., Ron W. - Complete
Match by Oliviet reviews
When match . com matches two people, they base it off of compatibility. When Elliot and Olivia are matched unknowingly new sparks fly as they open up more of their lives than either thought was possible. Please R&R.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,968 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Turned Upside Down by 88silverkeys reviews
SLASH Tony's late night tossing and turning leads him to Gibbs' house where he walks in on something that turns his world upside down. pwp, ooc
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kutner Trek: Voyeur by hwshipper reviews
Kutner stared at the closed-off office and wondered what was going on the other side of the blinds. What would they want privacy for?... Kutner is pulled into the House-Wilson whirlpool of crazy, and finds out he likes to watch.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Last Night by hergoldeneyes reviews
AU AH - "This is the last night you'll spend alone, I'll hold you in my arms and I won't let go..." Alice and Jasper spend one last night together, before Mr. Brandon's brutality takes away two lives, instead of just the girl's...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Invasion of Privacy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is spying on Draco, as usual, and runs afoul of the Manor wards with some unexpected consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3381 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Circus by fbi-woman reviews
It seems there’s a side to Lilly that Scotty’s never seen… until now. LS
Cold Case - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Lilly R., Scotty V. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood reviews
I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Heavenly Habits by looney4rooney reviews
I bite my pencils. He bites his perfect lips. But I love his imperfections too. Gabriella and Ryan are best friends, but the need to be more than friends is a habit she just can't kick. From first person Gabriella point of view. AU Ryella
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scrunchy by His Spectacles reviews
Draco's having a bad hair day. Literally. HPDM. Sequel to 'Hairclip'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hairclip by His Spectacles reviews
Harry's having a little trouble with his fringe...preslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confession Is Good For the Soul by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Confession may be good for the soul, but Draco learns that it's also hell on the nerves and libido. HPDM, Post Hogwarts, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,229 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,930 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 296 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4754 - Favs: 7,082 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. Sirius and Remus play games in the dark (nothing suss yet) that has some interesting consequences. Once again, I state SLASH, so if it's not your ship, get off. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Courtship, Wooing and Other Such Nonsense by Ari Munami reviews
In which we ask the age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry is he really wuvs him? Harry makes a rather disturbing discovery.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The 8 Warning Signs of a Dysfunctional Partner by Klee reviews
*SLASH* Harry realizes Draco puts the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.' Fluffy & Sappy Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.