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Hello peoplez!

Bands I love: Too many to list! Imma do it anyway...
Led Zepplin,
Steve Miller Band,
The Who,
Blue Oyster Cult,
The Beatles,
Creedence Clearwater Revival,
Foghat,
Kansas,
Lynard Skynard,
Loggins and Messina,
Pink Floyd,
Queen,
Simon and Garfunkel,
The Doors,
Nirvana,
Boston,
Buckcherry,
Bullet For my Valentine,
Nickleback,
DragonForce,
Drowning Pool,
FiveFingerDeathPunch,
Flyleaf,
Hollywood Undead,
Killswitch Engage,
Linkin Park,
Mudvayne,
Muse,
Nightwish,
Nine Inch Nails,
The Offspring,
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus,
System of a Down,
Shinedown,
Sick Puppies,
Slipknot,
Symphony X,
Three Days Grace,
Yellowcard,
10 Years,
Breaking Benjamin,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Rev Theory,
Alice in Chains,
Daft Punk,
Fall out Boy,
Flogging Molly,
Foo Fighters,
Green Day,
Rage Against the Machine,
Smile Empty Soul,
Taproot,
Theroy of a Deadman,
Threat Signal,
Tool,
30 Seconds to Mars,
Lifehouse,
Throw the Fight
Saving Abel
Aerosmith
AC/DC
Journey
Maximum the Hormone
Alice Cooper
Foreigner...
Also I love Classical, Celtic, and Big Band. No specific group though.
I think I got all of them... o.0

Books I love: Twilight series( duh...), Eragon series, Icemark Chronicles, Marked series, The Obsidian trilogy, The Hobbit, and Anne Rice series (Cause they are amazing!)

Shows I love: Inuyasha, Death note, Family Guy, Pysch, Mythbusters and HOUSE!!

I don't know what else you wanna know... so ( Insert whatever you want here )

RANDOM STUFF!! YAY!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I think that is the sweetest thing I have every heard! It sounds so much like Edward!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
>Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
>Guy: No, this is fun.
>Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
>Guy: Then tell me you love me.
>Girl: I love you, slow down.
>Guy: Now give me a big hug
>She gave him a big hug
>Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really
>bothering me.
>The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building
>due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one
>survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized
>that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to
>know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one
>last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live,
>even if it meant that he would die.

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard to Concentrate by CGarman reviews
SEQUEL TO COFFEE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER! As marriage starts being the next step Bella and Edward decide to take a step back from the norm. Joy, heartache, and love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,053 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Coffee Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by CGarman reviews
All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,031 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Tuna, with a side of gay? reviews
Tuna drama? Couples being switched around? video cameras? WOOD! What is going on! I wrote the story... and I'm not entirely sure why. Rated M for uh... suggestive things? Just a one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete