Sarge Ray
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Joined 01-09-08, id: 1470242, Profile Updated: 11-18-13
Author has written 14 stories for Game X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Cartoon X-overs, SpongeBob SquarePants, Parodies and Spoofs, and Naruto.

My name is... Rey Phoenix (also goes with nicknames of Sergeant, Sarge, and Ray)

I am part of an elite military unit, otherwise known as PALADIN.

Weapon: Twin Wakizashi
Personality: Smart-alecky, cracks jokes whenever possible (even in his sleep)
Voice: Steve Blum (Spike Spiegel on "Cowboy Bebop")

Alxander Spetsyma (aka; Spets)
Weapon: Bardiche Battleaxe
Personality: Strict, stoic, and a bit on the cold side
Voice: Rick D. Wasserman (Nicholai Ginovaef from "Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City")

Chi-Ling Kin
Weapon: Three-Section Staff
Personality: Sweet, but dutiful and knowledgeable
Voice: Kim Mai Guest (Shalua Rui from "Dirge of Cerberus")

Story Concept: Experimented on from childhood, Rey and his colleagues were a secret attempt to create super soldiers that would come into action in time of a great disaster. Along with top-class military training, they were injected with a chemical that would enhance their physical prowess. He was also teamed up with members known as Spets and Kin. All three were drilled to ignore pain, act without hesitation, fight to survive, and trained in multiple forms of fighting.

Recently, things are not well in their hometown. Resistance groups on the local government have been on the rise, and as Rey continues to battle against them, the shades of good and evil begin to change as more and more of a life tied to his own begins to unravel.

Things I like:
-My PSVita
-Manga
-Rifftrax
-Marvel/DC
-Comic Book heroes
-Movies
-Animals
-Monsters
-Weaponry
-Giving con crit
-Sleeping
-Video Games
-Mythology

Things I hate:
-Dirt-mouths, or guys who think profanity is everything
-Family Guy
-South Park
-Self-Centered Glory Hogs (aka; hams)
-Asparagus
-Flamers (don't we all?)
-Poorly-written fanfictions
-Jerks
-Most modern cartoons
-Denialists (people who wouldn't accept the truth if it bit 'em.)
-Trollfics

Favs...

Movies:
-Star Wars (all except the Holiday Special)
-Star Trek (new movie)
-Hellboy (All movies, even the animated ones, but the second movie was the best)
-The Book of Eli
-Braveheart
-Passion of the Christ
-Transformers (first was the only good one)
-King Kong
-Lord of the Rings trilogy
-Harry Potter (preferably movies 1, 2, and 6)
-Spider-Man movies (Marc Webb's can suck it)
-The Dark Knight Trilogy
-The Iron Man movies
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Every Pixar film ever made (even "Cars 2" and "Brave")
-The Iron Giant
-The Mummy 1&2
-The Scorpion King
-Shrek 1 & 2 (third sucked, fourth was "just okay")
-Kung Fu Panda
-X-Men: First Class
-Several Disney Movies (some were better than others)
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
-The Matrix (haven't watched the other two)
-Jurassic Park (second and third movies sucked)
-Studio Ghibli films
-Marvel's "The Avengers"

Video Games:
-Super Smash Bros. series
-Kingdom Hearts series
-Final Fantasy VII (love Dirge of Cerberus and Crisis Core, too)
-several Star Wars games
-Banjo-Tooie
-Legend of Zelda series
-Several Mario games
-Donkey Kong Country (And DK 64)
-Sonic the Hedgehog series
-Spider-Man 2
-Star Fox games
-Both Dissidia games
-Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
-God of War series
-Bioshock Infinite

TV Shows:
-The Simpsons
-Spectacular Spider-Man
-Yu-Gi-Oh
-Batman: The Brave and the Bold
-SpongeBob Squarepants
-Fairly Odd Parents
-Loony Tunes
-Digimon
-Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes
-Beast Wars (Beast Machines was okay)
-X-Men Evolution
-Jackie Chan Adventures
-Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
-Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
-Deadliest Warrior
-Lost Tapes
-Star Wars: the Clone Wars
-Monk
-Cowboy Bebop
-Wolf's Rain
-Futurama

Books and Comics:
-Harry Potter
-Chronicles of Narnia
-Inheritance Cycle
-Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
-The Hunger Games (haven't read the other two)
-Jurassic Park
-Watchmen
-The Five People You Meet in Heaven
-Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-World War Z
-Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Manga:
-Claymore
-Naruto
-Bleach
-One Piece
-Reborn!
-Trigun MAXIMUM
-Black Cat
-Hellsing
-Elfen Lied
-Love Hina
-Rurouni Kenshin
-D. Gray-Man
-Tegami Bachi
-Full Metal Alchemist
-History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi
-xXxHolic
-Case Closed
-Anima
-Franken Fran
-Berserk
-Uzumaki

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Kingdom Hearts III:Trials of the Keyblade by Darius Almighty reviews
Join Sora in his new adventure, as he tries to stop the Keyblade War from consuming the worlds in darkness once again. Chapter 74: The Invincible Nine! R&R! Fic is now AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 538,125 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sora
Kingdom Hearts: The Crossroad by Dezblade reviews
Sora, Riku, and Kairi have only been home a week, but a letter from the King and a mysterious man named Samen changes everything. Neku from The World Ends With You, other retuning characters, and new face join them on their new quest. Current World: The End of the World.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 201,673 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 4/22/2008
Kingdom Hearts 3: The eighth Princess by Sakkee Vanrera reviews
A new journey. New friends and old. New enemies and old. And there's an eighth Princess of heart. Could this be the last battle between dark and light. Or is it just beginning? This is a crossover between Harry Potter and anime. Discontinued
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,527 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Sora
E350's Happy Fluffy Reviews of Really Bad Fanfics by E350 reviews
Rated for mild crude humour. E350 has gathered up characters from shows we like and avowed to review fanfictions - the good, the bad, and the plain wacky. And no - he isn't ripping of Mystery Science Theatre. Or the Nostalgia Critic. Honest.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,455 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
I Heart You by SoraxKairi7 reviews
complete! Kairi finds herself falling for Sora... who knew a popular kid could be so nice? And she never noticed this before? Maybe this was meant... review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Biggest of Lies by Kasuto of Kataan I reviews
Link stumbles upon a secret about the Triforce that a people called the Guardians have protected for ten thousand years. They find out that everything they fought for, and everything they believed in were merely tiny aspects of the biggest of lies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Beautiful Faces by Jigglywigglypuff reviews
Post OoT. Link grows up and befriends Princess Zelda as well as Malon. However, he is faced with a personal dilemma when he realizes how close he has grown to both of them, as well as their requited feelings. Zelink/Malink. Reviewers choose the ending!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,856 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Author Fighters: The Black Guardians by Phoenix of the Darkness reviews
A new villain appears, and unleashes the power of the Black Guardians on the world. But who is this man, and how does Phoenix know him? Rated T for violence and some language. COMPLETE!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 69,549 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Just Friends by WellingtonBoot reviews
Cloud and Tifa are just friends, right? As the romantic tension begins to build the fine lines between friendship, more than friends and perhaps something a little more become increasingly blurry. A gradual stumble into romance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts III: The Heart's Greatest Weapon by heroes1202 reviews
Following the fall of Organization XIII, an lost ancient world returns, strange occurrences befall the worlds and only the Keyblade master can uncover the truth. Part 1 of my Kingdom Hearts III story. Features chapters 1 - 58 of main story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 129,852 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Event of the Decade by SorrowsFlower reviews
Geostigma is gone. Sephiroth has been defeated...and Cloud is back home. But that doesn't mean our heroes' worries are over. When Cloud asks Tifa a life-changing question, Tifa's world turns upside-down...Luckily, AVALANCHE is here to save the day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Unexpected Gift by imadecookies reviews
They say a child can only be a blessing, no one mentions the journey can be hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Influx by Jigglywigglypuff reviews
Zelink. He promised he would be back, and his return led to events most unexpected. Forgotten love, time traveling, and an adventure that would test the struggling relationship of Link and the Princess. Continuation of Zelda 64.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Shadows of Reality by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
Destiny controls us all, and when it decides that the adventure isn't over and that the past must be left behind, all we can do is embrace the future and accept the shadows of reality. READ FINAL MIX.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 160,750 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
SPIDER MAN 4 by KiloWhiskeyOscar reviews
Following the loss of Harry Osborn, Peter attempts to repair the damage to his personal life cause by the symbiote and reconcile with Mary Jane. At the same time, Spider-Man must intervene when Curt Connors transforms into the ravenous Lizard, and J. Jonah Jameson's attempts to humiliate the webhead backfire when Mac Gargan, his handpicked "superhero" called Scorpion, goes insane.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,511 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Curt C./Lizard, Mac G./Scorpion - Complete
Waiting No Longer by Naylaena reviews
Kairi awaits again. A reunion, divulging all. Three words spoken only hinted before. The joining of heart and soul. Kairi and Sora, the two whose love never tainted. 5 Chapter Fiction. :SoraxKairi: :Lemon: :24000 Hits: R&R :Added:Prologue to Maiden:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
I Heart You: III by SoraxKairi7 reviews
COMPLETE! Kairi never actually knew Sora after all these years. Why must he push her, his wife of almost 17 years away? review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,130 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Shadows of a Dream by Krystal Lily Potter reviews
Half a year has passed, and life on Destiny Islands couldn't be worse. Darkness, however, still creeps in the shadows, waiting to strike the purest hearts and souls of all. The only way to fight it: look beyond the shadows of a dream. READ FINAL MIX.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,153 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Love Birds by S.Spooky reviews
Sora and Kairi are ensnared in Selphie's matchmaking schemes. But what happens when they end up getting attracted to each other by their own doing?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,468 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by perfect sorceress reviews
Sora and Kairi were a little stressed out over Destiny Islands, but once they met each other, life wasn't so hard anymore. They make a lot more friends and maybe, possibly, become a little more than just that? Soriri
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,317 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Beat by NotebookPaper reviews
May be viewed as pointless smut, but you can certainly hunt for a deeper meaning. Sora and Kairi have a falling out, but their Nobodies are there to coerce them into accepting one another again. [SoraxKairi, NaminéxRoxas]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
The Grand Mario Sonic Crossover Fic by Turrican23X reviews
Another one of those Chaos Control accidents, combined with a powerful work of Koopa magic gone awry, results in a mixup with the potential for comedy or the complete destruction of both universes. Things don't bode well for either Mario or Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,505 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Sonic - Complete
Heartstrings and Beach Things by ASortofWing reviews
Sora is faced with the problem of telling Kairi how he really feels about her. Follow he and Kairi through one very long day at the beach as he tries to finally confess. KH2 Spoilers. M for content. SXK, RXOC. Sweet Story. I love Reviews! Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Sweet Confessions by xxxxMidnight-Kyuubixxxx reviews
[SoraxKairi] Sora confesses his feelings to Kairi, and the two young adolescents share their feelings for the first time.When Sora walks Kairi home, they find out Kairi's parents aren't there. What happens when Sora decides to spend the night?[Ch2 Edited]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
I Heart You: II by SoraxKairi7 reviews
Kairi and Sora are married with twins. Kairi gets pregnant again, but she doesn't feel like Sora is contributing enough to their family. How will she handle it? Sequel to I Heart You.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,773 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: The Nintendo Version by KingdomKey23 reviews
What would happen if Nintendo and SquareEnix teamed up to make Kingdom Hearts? You're about to find out as Sora, Luigi, and Yoshi do battle against the heartless, in your favorite Nintendo worlds. Enjoy it from start to finish.
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 316,142 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Complete
Rich Berrigan's Wrath of a God by Random Phantasm reviews
This story was originally posted on "Zelda: The Grand Adventures" by Rich Berrigan. It is presented here in its original format with full credit to Mr. Berrigan. Word.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
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How Sarge Ray Tore Apart a Fanmake reviews
A disgruntled fanfic browser is not-too-pleased with how fanmake quality is turning out, so he writes a review to try and send a message. Yes, the entire review is done in rhyme.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Warriors of Cosplaying reviews
Spinoff of the TGWTG special, "Suburban Knights", the Insane Critic and other members of Planet Insania get together in search of a mystic blade. But is something bigger at work?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,606 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
Deadliest Warrior: Ray's Edition reviews
Warriors come from all around to face off. So, who is deadliest? Current matchup: Captain America vs. King Bradley
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,711 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Fictional Science Theater 2000: Episode 1 reviews
Me and a few buddies get together to make fun of several fics, whether good or bad. This review...Darkside and the Hyuga.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Kyuubi Jubilee reviews
Parody of "Duck Amuck". Naruto has a few problems when he becomes victimized by the cartoonist...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
SpongeBob's Christmas Coral reviews
SpongeBob and friends retell Charles Dickens' classic novel when Ebenezer Krabs is visited by three ghosts to learn the true meaning of Christmas.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Ancient Island: A Natural History reviews
Link and Zelda may have been to the island, but the creatures they saw were only the beginning. Join me on a journey through this world's habitats and wildlife from seashores to mountaintops. COMPLETE! But I will take suggestions...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Return to Termina reviews
An ancient evil is sweeping Termina like a plague and Link must stop it. However, DOING this task will be anything but easy. He must do it while under the influence of a curse. ZxL COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,967 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Curse of Charanatos reviews
Five years after Sages' Swords and two years after Ancient Island, strange activity begins to emerge from an unknown source. What starts out as a search for a friend turns into one of Link's toughest challenges yet...ZeLink COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,321 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Island of the Ancients reviews
While on a trip to Calatia, Link and Zelda end up stranded on an island that is frozen in time. Stalking them is the king of the island with a thirst for blood. It's either get off the island...or die trying. COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Sages' Swords reviews
After Link's journey in Majora's Mask, he returns to Hyrule to get a life back. His enemies, however, have other plans... ZeLink COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Link, Saria - Complete
Dimension Merging reviews
The third and final part of the Dimensional Trilogy ends with a BANG. Link and Sonic must stop a universal threat or risk the destruction of the universe. COMPLETE!
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Dimension Hopping reviews
Sequel to "Interdimensional Relapse". Link must team up with an old friend to find a ruthless bounty hunter. But to do so, he must travel the dimensions and work with other friends. COMPLETE!
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Interdimensional Relapse reviews
A new evil has arrived at Hyrule and it will take more than just the Hero of Time to stop it. Heroes from across the universe will fight it. COMPLETE!
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete