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Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Top Ten things I like:

1. Alice Cullen

2. Edward Cullen

3. Jasper Cullen

4. Emmett Cullen

5. Stephenie Meyer

6. Twilight

7. Eclipse

8. Harry Potter

9. Harry Potter Goblet of Fire

10. Monkeys

Top Ten Favorite Quotes:

10. "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon" -Hermione Granger

9. "Did you just seriously stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on tv." -Jacob Black

8. "Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every day of forever will you marry me?" -Edward Cullen

7. "Kryptonite doesn't effect me either." -Edward Cullen

6. "If you ever get the chance to hang out on a movie set because of a book you wrote. Do it." -Stephenie Meyer

5. "I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her." -Alice Cullen

4. "It was wet." -Harry Potter

3. "It exploded." -My friend Alicia

2. "I can't help but think dirty thoughts while you eat that." - My friend Lauren

1. "It's because your trying to protect your virtue isn't it?" -Bella Swan

After eating a popcicle at lunch I will never be able to live down the following things:

I'm apparently good with my tongue

It won't fit in my mouth

It's cold and hard

Lauren can't stop thinking dirty thoughts

Bethany has sex hair

Guys are weird when you sit there sucking on a posicle talking about stuff like that

This is the outfit that I looked up for Bella on a JC Penny catalog for Chapter four of Edward Cullen Must Die:

Skinny Jeans:

Top: (I like this one it's cute I just might have to go get one myself) make sure to click on the green color because that's the one shes wearing not the gray the green with flowers

Shoes: These are cute and I won't hear other wise and click on the green one its not the pink they're the green

This is the outfit I picture her in comment if you want

This is Bella's out fit for Chapter I believe 8 in Edward Cullen Must Die
skirt:

top:

shoe:

(O-O) thats my little panda dude for now kk :)

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Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Love Letters? Pssh More Like Sibling Rivalry by alice and edward cullen reviews
Edward and Alice battle it out as they write and respond to witty letters from each other -well WE like to think they are witty- and aim to outsmart each other... R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Alice, Edward
It's THat Time of Month, Again by Bobby Rae reviews
I know it's embarassing, but hilarious. involves, Emmett getting an education in feminine products, high hormones, Ben and Jerry's, mismatched shoes, mysterious manicures and pedicures, and green eggs and ham. I will not eat them Sam I am!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Nair Project by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett has a question, Bella has a grudge, and Alice has a plan. Just add Nair. T cuz I scare myself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett - Complete
60 Things Emmet Is Not Allowed To Do by Wingless Feather reviews
A list of 60 things Emmet is not allowed to do anymore...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
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A Different Shade of Brown reviews
How did you not see this coming Alice?" "For something that is imperfect you rely on it to much." "Besides that fact. If it wasn't her who did you see." "Well isn't it obvious?" Alice shruged, I glared. "A different brunette." "Well that narrows it down."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Pick up lines the Cullens Should Use reviews
Pickup lines the Cullens should use. Edward's third one is my favorite muahaha. Rated M for mature themes and immature suggestions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Best Ten Reasons To Love Edward reviews
The top ultimate reasonsto love Edward. Rated M for mature content and immature themes. :D I was really bored. # 1's my favorite
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die reviews
Some what like the movie John Tucker must die but with a Twilight related twist. AU all human. Alice, Rose, and Bella gang up to give Edward a large helping of revenge and Bella just happens to be the main course. ExB mostly but with a bit of AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008