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Joined 01-10-08, id: 1471190, Profile Updated: 06-10-08
Author has written 18 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, CSI, That '70s Show, Bridge to Terabithia, Cloverfield, Numb3rs, Fairy Tales, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Harry Potter, and Firefly.

So, yeah, how to put this kindly...

DUe to an error on this shit-ass site, half my stories (including I Am A Victim, Kiss Me You Fool, and 100 Rules of the LVPD Strike Force Crime Lab) have been deleted. Which, quite frankly, pisses me off to no end. Unfortunatly still, I have neither the time nor patience to repost them, so you'll all have to make due with your memories.

If you have any complaints or death threats, please direct them straight to the shithead who runs this site and prepare to hurdle heavy things.

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Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007
Soulless Bastard by onyourmark reviews
The Devil finds a punishment that fits Sam's crime.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Life by GodzillaGuy92 reviews
What Hud was thinking in those last few moments. Oneshot.
Cloverfield - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Hud - Complete
The Art of Emotion by TermFan1980 reviews
Cameron asks John what it means to have a soul.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
C L I C H É F I E L D by LovaAtHeart reviews
In the following you will find one of two things: either a spoof of the movie "Cloverfield", or a guild of demonic monkeys. If it's the latter, it means you will die a long and painful death. Fortunately, it'll probably be the Cloverfield spoof.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
She Will Be A Stone by SpiritualEnergy reviews
In her haste to become a stone, she forgot that she could accidentally become something else. River & Jayne
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Shades by NotAfraid reviews
Greg finally finds that case he just can't let of. And in the end, he discovers the world was nothing more than just shades of grays and blacks.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Greg S. - Complete
Why? by 101spacemonkey reviews
angsty spence fic...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
My Breaking Point by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
Bella's dad beats her. What will happen when she gives up on the world. Will Edward be there to save her from the life she has come to expect, or will she perish in the hands of fate? Sounds really corny, but is better then it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007
Bitter Taste of Anger by Dess Greene reviews
My take on what Dess was doing during the epilogue of Blue Noon. Slightly angsty. ONESHOT. Sorry it's so short...R&R
Midnighters - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
CSI: Gone Wild by IronicNarwhal reviews
Sara is speaking in text, Nick is high, Warrick is gay, and Greg is...Greg. Oh! and Catherin is slowly loosing her mind. With special gust apearencs from Kelp, I mean Keppler, and The Sunglasses of Jusice. Rating due to extreem peranoia...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Singular by Lady Aquinas reviews
One singular moment during Rivers time in the Academy.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - River - Complete
Poppy by Fading Grace reviews
A close moment between siblings, until it becomes clear that something is speaking through River. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - River, Simon - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Down To Sleep by rogueandkurt reviews
Have you ever woken up and thought, This is going to be the day that I die? Probably not...But that's how my day started. Gregcentric angst. Post PWF. Rated for Character Death.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Greg S. - Complete
Home and Ghosts by Fayth3 reviews
Mal ponders on what River is to him.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mal, River - Complete
Red by Lirazel reviews
Why would she decide to attack Jayne out of the blue one day? River has her reasons, of course, of which reason knows not. Ariel oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - River, Jayne - Complete
Burning Memories by Masochistic Cannibal reviews
Maybe he’s just not cut out for this job. [Following Spark of Life]
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Greg S.
Everything Burns by Moon's Tear reviews
Set just after Safe. What would happen if the crew didn't make it back to Jiangyin in time to save River and Simon? Tearjerker character death warming! Please review!
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Simon, River - Complete
Left Alone by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
Spinoff of The Return of Master Monk Guan. More inside
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Omi, Raimundo - Complete
Take Me Away by Queen of Cliffies reviews
Sara's worried about Greg, but no one seems to feel that there's a problem. Is Greg okay or has he made a descision he will regret for the rest of his life... or death.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Here I Am by Emmithar reviews
Greg takes what he feels like is the only option left after the unthinkable happens, leaving the rest of the team to deal with his ultimate decision. Character death
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
I Sing the Spirit Electric by Skybright Daye reviews
.'And familiar disembodied laughter thrums between the ship’s walls.' An AU spinning off from the last act of 'Objects in Space': River finds a new way to run, dance, and hide, and the crew discovers that the simplest answer isn't always the correct one.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Porcelain by Lokaia reviews
JayneRiver. 20 in a series of 30 for the LJ community 30Kisses. River and Simon try to come to an understanding.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - River, Simon
No More Mr Nice Guy by Sheela reviews
A writing exercise in letting Greg ramble: A phone conversation between Grissom and Greg, concerning new… er… 'evidence' in a murder case. Greg angst
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2004
Lost by Danae3 reviews
Year 5 AU CompleteHarry is missing. Ron and Hermione are dealing. Snape thinks the Dursleys know more than they let on. What happens when Harry is found? WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,149 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Power of the Pen by sphinx81 reviews
The crew of Serenity stumbles across some very odd information about them on the Cortex. Fanfic humor.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
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Mercs and Truths reviews
River tells Jayne how it is. Darker than you think.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Jayne, River
Baby reviews
Cameron has much more to learn about humans.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Guys Don't Do That reviews
Random title. After Lindsay comes with her mom to work, Catherine discovers something new about Greg.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Greg S., Catherine W.
Rumcake reviews
Hermione wakes up to find Harry getting dressed in her room. Pointless, plotless drabble, WARNING: They got down, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Missing reviews
Companion story to Closure. Don waits up for his brother, but he never comes.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Don E., Charlie E.
Feel reviews
Cameron had never felt. Oneshot, product of boredom. Don't hurt me.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008
Overon reviews
Overon was a mortal when Zeus chose him to be God of the New Age. Cute little oneshot I made for a school project. Review and Zeus doesn't zap your ass.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008
Closure reviews
Charlie's thoughts as he bleeds in an alley. First Numb3rs fic, and if you know me, you'll know how it ends. R&R.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Charlie E.
Women Problems reviews
The most horrifying event ever to happen in Las Vegas history...six cases of PMSing women. Might be continued if I feel like it, no implied pairings.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Greg S.
The Phone Rang reviews
Grissom gets a call from Greg. Oneshot, CD.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Greg S., Gil G.
Philosophy reviews
While meditating, the monks discuss something very profound...Pure nothingness, pure nonsense, funny and sarcastic. R&R. Rated for suggestion.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008
Her Eyes reviews
What happened when Lily was taken away, and the story after. May not be the best, but hey, this is ameteur hour. R&R.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008
Drown reviews
More to the movie appearances. What if it had been both Leslie and Jesse at the river? Darkfic, short.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008
Cute reviews
The ladies of the lab discuss who they think is cute. GSR, Landers, implied NickCath, Wedges, and Handy.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sara S., Gil G.
PDA reviews
Kim's PDA is missing, and she wants to know who took it. Adorable pre-Raikim fluffiness, pure randomness, you know the drill.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Raimundo, Kimiko
Crash reviews
A very short oneshot about a car crash with Red and Eric. NOT GOOD! CD.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Eric F., Red F.
Rats reviews
Pure nonsense with the lab rats of the Las Vegas Crime Lab. Funny, but not very good. If you like Black Eyed Peas and slime on Ecklie, click that title!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Greg S., David H.
Cell Phone reviews
His name was Raimundo Pedrosa, and he really hated cell phones. Rated for a reason, people! Sad, sad, sad, gruesome, more sad, language, you know the drill.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Raimundo
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