Brendan Rizzo
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Hello, everyone. I'm some guy who isn't really interested in writing fan fiction, so this account is only up here so that I can review people's stories and comment on the forums. Now then, I'm a college student with too much time on his hands, which is probably why I have an account here in the first place. You can also contact me on FictionPress, Facebook, and YouTube (but that last one is under the name MrBrendanRizzo, as someone else took the name before I got an account. I hope that clears everything up.) If you want to know stuff like my political views, then I guess you could say that I would consider myself a liberal. I most certainly do not like the actions of the Religious Right, and am in favor of things like separation of church and state and keeping creationism/Intelligent Design out of science classes, because it is greatly unscientific. Real science does not use such cheap ploys to get accepted, and creationists lie when they say that the scientific view on evolution contradicts Christianity. It doesn't. Besides, there is more evidence out there for evolution than there is for gravity. I'm a biology major, so I know this stuff. As for my own religious beliefs? I can't tell you, because I'm not sure myself.

Now then, you probably want to know my opinion on fan fiction. Again, I don't write it myself, but I do hold it to the same standards as original fiction. That means I expect proper spelling and grammar, and I do want people to stick to canon unless their story is specifically marked as AU, and even then, it had better be good. Mary Sues and bad writing, such as clichés, purple or beige prose, (that last one is more annoying, IMHO) and high school AUs are right out. I really do not like those, because they distract from the story and show that the writer isn't very talented. On the other hand, if I do like your work, I'll probably favorite it, but if I give concrit, that means you need to improve on stuff!

Well, that is really all I have to say at the moment, for I am not on this site very often. FictionPress, on the other hand, is another story...

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Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 589,962 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 445,199 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
The Alternative of Haruhi Suzumiya by Gojira Destructicus reviews
After having a discussion on alternate worlds with Haruhi, Kyon finds himself flung back and forth between his world and the alternate! He must enlist the aid of his alternate selves and the SOS Brigade to return home.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kyon
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket (2015 Edition) by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Chapter 43 is now up! Admit it, by now the continued presence of Team Rocket may have gotten on your last nerves by now. Now here's your chance to see the duo be humiliated, owned, and destroyed in any way you please. Tell us their fate and it shall be done! Rated T for violence and language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Team Rocket
A Lionhearted Mouse by Captain Buggles reviews
Suddenly caught and stuffed into a red-and-white sphere, confronted with the paranoia and discomfort of never knowing when or if you'll taste freedom again... That was Pikachu's life, once he was under the custody of Professor Oak. But when Ash Ketchum wanted a starter, Pikachu decided he'd had enough. He didn't need a human. He'd show them. He'd beat the league by himself.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Pikachu, Butterfree, Nidoran, Spearow/Onisuzume
Final Piece of my Heart by perfect oblivion reviews
After five years of training, Ash is back as an elite four member. When Bianca comes to him and tells him Latias is unstable, he must decide whether to take a chance and love a pokemon, or shatter Latias' breaking heart. Altoshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,274 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias
From One Side to Another by True-InTha-Blue reviews
After his defeat in the Sinnoh League, Ash rethinks his training ways. Accepting Scott's offer to become a Frontier Brain, can Ash regain his belief to continue his dreams as a Pokemon Master? Chapter 34 is up.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 246,856 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by CSakuraS reviews
What if Simon and Nia hadn't met before her transformation? Now, three years following the destruction of Earth, they find each other at last...but is it too late? AU, Simon/Nia. Contains UST, coarse language, mature themes, and haphazard space battles.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,091 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Simon, Nia T.
The Human Species by Shaded Skies reviews
Humanity has finally gotten fed up with their fragile position in the world of Pokémon. Gathering the best of trainers, they have decided to subdue or dispose of every powerful Pokémon in existence. The strong will expire as a large conflict between Pokémon and humans arises… But which side of the conflict will you end up on when you are neither Pokémon nor human…?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 120 - Words: 420,094 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Lucario, Mew, Weavile/Manyula, Zoroark
Kyon! Do Everything! by Anime Borat reviews
Originally a oneshot. Now a series of insane events. I know the grammar sucks in the first chapter but I've made improvements on the others.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,357 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Pokemon Rewrite - Indigo League by sprinter1988 reviews
Basically this is my attempt to rewrite the original series of the Pokemon Anime. In it you'll see friends and rivals old and new, brand new pokemon, and new evolutions. Some storylines are similar to the original, some are completely new. Team Rocket won't turn up every two minutes, and Ash will actually have to battle a gym leader if he wants his badge. Give it a shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,323 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Age of Darkness by Sonicgirl582 reviews
When Dimentio pulls apart comrades with an unstoppable chaos, the Hero and a previous foe are forced to travel together, both linked by the threads of fate. But why? What exactly has Dimentio done? "Where are you indeed? What is going on I wonder? What are we hiding...? Why ourselves of course." A hiss of distaste, a snarl of pure loathing. "And whose fault is that, I wonder?"
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,694 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Mario, Count Bleck/Blumiere
The Choice of Elros by LalaithElerrina reviews
Elros, the brother of Elrond, has the power to live for all the ages of the world as an immortal Elf. But what if his heart bids him to make another choice?
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 237,598 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Elros, OC - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Luthien T. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Obversa reviews
Before his birth, Mewtwo befriended another of his kind: the human clone Amber. Even after Amber is seemingly lost, Mewtwo unconsciously begins to seek her out. Years later, Mewtwo begins his plot for world domination. Yet little does he know, Amber may be lost, but she's hardly gone - and she's about to throw a wrench into his plans. Loveshipping. Mewtwo/Amber. AU of M01.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,194 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Mewtwo, Amber/Shizuku]
The Greatest There Was or Ever Will Be by Forever United Never We Fall reviews
What if Ash was chosen by the God Pokemon Arceus herself to be the 'Chosen One', the savior and champion of the world, the one true master of all Pokemon? Follow this retelling of Ash's entire journey from the very beginning. Ash will encounter and overcome great challenges to become the greatest Pokemon Master there ever was...or ever will be. Powerful,smart,mature Ash
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 299,478 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi
Garbled Code by 1Thunderfire reviews
Found yourself in an unexplainable pickle? Managed to die in an unnatural way? Well, you have probably uncovered a glitch and this series is based on the various glitches that you may uncover in Mario games. Random situations, rated T for profanities.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,276 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Mario, Luigi] [Yoshi, Bowser]
The Forehead Girl by BasedSpoobyPls reviews
Awkward, shy and uncool, Conrad Ferguson isn't exactly the suavest of guys. Even so, out of the oddest of circumstances, love can blossom - Rated M for language and sexual content. - OC x Ritsu.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,149 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ritsu T.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 2,472 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Anzu's Duelist Kingdom by cypsiman2 reviews
Alternate Universe; in a world where Jounouchi's sister Shizuka doesn't need eye surgery, Anzu decides to enter Duelist Kingdom to earn the money she needs to fulfill her dream of dancing in America, but what changes will ripple out from this one, seemingly small difference? Adopted by shipperfreak.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Anzu M., Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
My Understanding of the Silmarillion by RegardlessofThought reviews
I decided to write a silly version of the Silmarillion to help me to better understand what the heck happens in this book. As I wrote, I did not take it seriously at all. I may add more chapters as I reread the Silmarillion. Rated T for my liberal use of language.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
How Yugi and Kaiba's First Duel Should Have Went by nedthejanitor reviews
The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "filthy."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Many Lives Of Mami Tomoe by Sheo Darren reviews
Kyubey is not the only entity out there that can grant a second shot at life. What if someone else beat him to Mami? Everything turns upside down, that's what. 11-11-14: Rewrote ELSEWORLDS chapter. Next pending chapter: REIGN OF FIRE.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,013 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Mami T.
For Want of a Card by Boot13 reviews
How 12-year-old Rebecca became American Champion. In the homeland of Duel Monsters, fixed matches are the norm while cheaters and traitors fight for themselves over stakes of pride, money, and lives. Your next duel in the USA could be your last! A dueling fic!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,279 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Rebecca H., Rare Hunters - Complete
Together as One by r-nica reviews
In marking the first anniversary of Atem's departure, Yuugi and the others dedicated in his memory three cards that are far more valuable than the God Cards themselves. ONE-SHOT.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Yūgi M., Anzu M., K. Jounouchi, H. Honda - Complete
We Can't All Be God by flairina reviews
Some of us are just... normal... no matter how much we wish otherwise.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Complete
Just Drive by spinalTapSoundGuy reviews
After a string of wrecks, the local government is urging young people to take driving tests and apply for licenses. And that includes our six recently graduated protagonists; minus Chiyo, who is underage, and therefore present for moral support .
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Yukari T., Koyomi M./Yomi
Upstream by Espeonage Espeon reviews
Never before had it ever been seen... Never before had the feat been done... Never before had the highest tiered fallen... Never before had the lowest won. "Time flows in all directions, but only those who swim upstream see that."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Magikarp
Book of Revels by Laryna6 reviews
Fuyutsuki listens to his conscience after Yui is absorbed and reveals the truth about Second Impact, the angels and SEELE's crimes. Shinji grows up among people who know his parents are monsters and Tabris grows up among people, period. With the other angels defeated and SEELE overthrown by their own pawn, can the world overcome the hatred left behind by Second Impact?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 226,304 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [Shinji I., Kaworu N.] Misato K., Kouzou F. - Complete
Brother, Where Are You? by 1Thunderfire reviews
Faced with the prospect of saving his captured brother, Luigi must delve into the dark mansion to find Mario. He must also be able to find the courage within himself to do so. Meanwhile, Mario must wait and hope that he will be freed by his brother...
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Michelle's New Car by Arglefumph reviews
Michelle gets a new car when she turns fourteen, and DJ and Stephanie get upset that Michelle always gets whatever she wants.
Full House - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2013 - D.J. T., Stephanie T. - Complete
Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lelouch L.
Grey to White by RFife reviews
Perhaps Gandalf was not entirely truthful with Aragorn and the others about what happened when he fell into darkness in Moria. Perhaps the truth is something quite different altogether.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Gandalf - Complete
Consumed by ncfan reviews
It was hers, and hers alone.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Elwing - Complete
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
In Your Dreams by Halbarad reviews
Golden Week has arrived! While the rest of the SOS Brigade makes plans, Kyon is forced to go to a family reunion far out in the country - so Haruhi gives him an assignment: learning about lucid dreaming. Surely nothing unusual could come of that...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,428 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Mario and Luigi: A Superstar Story by JellyUltraz reviews
Superstar Saga adapt. When Princess Peach's voice is stolen by the evil witch Cackletta and her pupil Fawful, Mario and Luigi journey to the Beanbean Kingdom to retrieve her voice! Unfortunately, it's not as straightforward as it appears to be...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Mario, Luigi, Cackletta, Fawful - Complete
Testing of Johnny by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
A typical episode of Johnny Test. Basically, with some censors about, all the stuff you just LOVE about it. Generic plots, whip cracks, guitar riffs, and don't forgot people not seeing that coming!
Johnny Test - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013
Guardian of Altomare by BladeOfThePoet reviews
7 years ago, Ash mysteriously vanished. 3 years ago, a mysterious figure appeared calling himself the Guardian of Altomare. And now, this is the story of the Guardian of Altomare and his team: The Sacred Guardians. Altoshipping, Volcanicappealshipping, Smartgraceshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,675 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] - Complete
Pokemon: Global Adventure by kirbykid13 reviews
This is a story about a boy who and his friends who become Pokemon Trainers. They will meet many challenges, face great evil, and travel all across the world.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 616 - Words: 895,015 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - OC - Complete
Such a Sweet Girl by Sarah1281 reviews
Cosette has a dark secret and Éponine is determined to make Valjean see it. Cosette is just as determined to stop such a thing from happening.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Cosette, Valjean - Complete
Blessed By Victory by Primordial Soul reviews
"Compassion crowns the soul with its truest victory" Aberjhani, The River of Winged Dreams. With one small, kind act, Ash is blessed by Victory, and his adventure, his dream, will never be the same. VictoryShipping. ON-HOLD
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,910 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Victini
I Was A Teenage Jenny by Count Morningstar reviews
Rachel Jenny does everything she possibly can to rebel against her destiny, from cutting classes to participating in shady Pokemon tournaments. But no matter what she does, she cannot escape the face in the mirror, or the expectations that come with it. But when she meets the son of Giovanni, she finds a way to escape her destiny at last. Rated M for blood and some other things.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Silver/Rival, Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny/Junsa - Complete
The Eight Melodies by lTofSMITIA
Maria's beautiful song is spread across the Earth. These eight short tales tell how each melody reaches the place where Ninten and his friends will learn it.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella by Moiderah reviews
This story's dead. Every single time someone favorites this, I die a little inside.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,741 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A.
For the Love of a King by Yuuki Kuran Kiryuu reviews
She's Pokemon Champion. But another adventure awaits White after Ghetsis abducts her, causing N to return. Together, both of them discover family secrets, ancient legends, a love triangle and possibly a scheme of Ghetsis's. They say love conquers all. Can Ferriswheelshipping do it? Told in first person by N and White.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,816 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
Don Quixote Anime style snippet by Justice4243 reviews
Someone said "Don Quizote" and "Anime" in the same sentence, so this is what I wrote. Then someone threatened to eat my hair if I didn't post it. Maybe I'll do more? People do like to give me ideas...
Don Quixote - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012
The Loyalist and the Deserter by Balin Lord of Moria reviews
During a visit to Rhosgobel, Gandalf learns some hard truths about individuality, free will, and freedom to choose from his wizard cousin, Radagast, and both of them come to the conclusion that even an Istari can freely choose without being tainted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Gandalf, Radagast - Complete
Chronicles of Mother Earth by AppleOfEnlightenment12 reviews
A fanmade retelling of the the entirety of Mother 1. Join the series' heroes as they go along on unforgettable adventures not with just their friends, but with you as well!
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ninten, Giygas
Scourge of Galactic by Count Morningstar reviews
The direct sequel to Trial of the Phoenix. One year after the events that led to Ash capturing Ho-Oh, Ash and Misty begin traveling the Sinnoh Region. Things start out like any normal Pokemon journey, but before long Ash and Misty become involved in stopping a plot that may destroy the world. Character death in a later chapter.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 5,838 - Follows: 7,905 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
The HalfLife of Gordon Freeman by UruExplorer DTC reviews
Gordon "Kyon" Freeman works at Black Mesa along with his friend Nova Tsuruya. Follow the events leading up to, through, and after the Reasonance Cascade. Inspired by "Freeman's Mind" of which belongs to R.S.
Crossover - Half-Life & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009
Parenthood: The Final Frontier by clow-san reviews
Or Snapshots of the First Five Years of Isaac Cooper's Life. Shenny family fluff. Updated. Chapter38: "Kiss it better, Daddy."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 41,181 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
If P G Wodehouse Wrote Star Trek by LookingForOctober reviews
What ho, Spock!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Water Elite by rubies and diamonds reviews
Misty is offered the job of being an elite at the Indigo Plateau. All her dreams came true, or so she thought. But when the same person who held her back all those years ago reappears, what's she going to do? AAML & DAML.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
This is Haruhi on Drugs by The4thEmperor reviews
A collection of brief crack fics that may hurt you. Don't like, don't read. Any questions?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Into Castle Bleck! by GirlNamedFede reviews
The heroes arrive into Castle Bleck, and the thing is not serious like we would think... Contains spoilers :D No OC, only some Dimentio fangirl. ** R&R! Because these are the PUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE HEARTS! YAY!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Tippi/Timpani, Luigi - Complete
Defeat by Kiki's Writing Service reviews
"It was ripped away from him in the time span of ten minutes. All his dreams and his accomplishments suddenly meant nothing, as Red stood there, looking at his shocked figure as if nothing had happened." What happened after Red so brutally beat Blue.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Blue O./Green O. (male), Red - Complete
Trial of the Phoenix by Count Morningstar reviews
An AU to the anime. The Johto League has ended, and before Ash can decide what to do next, Professor Oak sends him and Misty to run a special errand in Ecruteak City. Along the way Ash meets new friends and enemies, and his connection to Ho-Oh is revealed. Set ten years before my other Pokemon story, Fire for Ice.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Ho-Oh/Houou - Complete
Fanfiction is SO Cliched by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Cliches are the backbone and life blood of fanfiction, they're what keeps a steady stream of new writers pouring in. Even for veterans of the site, these horrible tropes will catch up to everyone sooner or later. All pairings and most suggestions taken.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 67,479 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
Observations by Hugo V reviews
Kyon suggests that Nagato try her hand at writing and gets far more than he bargained for. *fun little one-shot, hope ya like*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Garfield Minus Garfield by Colustray reviews
Jon Arbuckle lives alone. Or does he? A mysterious cat makes him question his sanity in this psychological thriller.
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jon Arbuckle, Garfield
The Fabric of Fate by Whozawhatcha reviews
He stood, as if he had been waiting all along, for another to make it this far. He sent me a cold glance, and without a word, he reached for a pokeball. Trembling, I swallowed my fear and did the same.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Red - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
I Am The Future, Mirai Nagato by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
When the entity that is Yuki Nagato learns what it means to love, data is expelled from her body, creating a new hybrid entity who identifies herself as Mirai Nagato, the daughter of Yuki Nagato and her human love interest, Kyon. BEING REWRITTEN.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Normal Girl by Durandall reviews
A short, somewhat comedic piece making designed as something of a Take That! at a popular but terrible take on an aspect of Haruhi's life that few fics explore well...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Cursed Ghost and the Lonely Gentleman by SilentProtagonist000 reviews
Hello. I've come back for you. Oh, don't be so surprised. We had a deal, remember? Based off the Pokemon Cursed Black creepypasta.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Red - Complete
Shuffle by Durandall reviews
A 'crack' fic that is actually internally consistent instead of a random jumble of insanity and nonsense. See if you can figure out what the changes are before the reveals!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Kyon - Complete
Pokédex Professor by Adelrune reviews
An attempt to explain the Pokémon and their unique biology. Format is based on lab-reports and existing dex entries.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
Cold by Crystal Dew reviews
Popo wasn't known as cold because he was overly serious or heartless. He was cold because he needn't warmth to survive.
Ice Climber - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Popo, Nana - Complete
Her Answer by MagicMokona reviews
What would happen if Haruhi Suzumiya were to learn of her supernatural powers? What would this mean for her and Kyon? K/H romance, which explores some dark ideas with a smidge of existentialism.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
El,,, de Haruhi Suzumiya by FioGermi-Yuki reviews
El silencio era tal que fácilmente podría escuchar el susurro de alguien a quince metros de distancia. Ninguno de nosotros emitía sonido alguno, tal vez por el miedo de provocar el descubrimiento de nuestro camuflaje casi perfecto...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - Spanish - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,929 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009
Suzumiya Haruhi no Barakeru no Koto by R. Controversy reviews
Or "The Unraveling of Haruhi Suzumiya." An alien. A time-traveler. An ESPer. The girl who brought them all together. But their secrets run far deeper and, amid their fantasy lives, one boy must bear the weight of the truth alone. Consult my author profile for information on the new episodic update schedule.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2009
The Petting Zoo by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
Peter Pettigrew's descent wasn't necessarily marked by his enemies, but more so by a warped definition of friendship and the tale of a mouse's courage. For MissSadieKane's Death Eater Childhood Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
The Melancholy of the Kyon Twins by Hcobb reviews
Haruhi creates a Kyonko to talk to.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kyon, Kyon's Sister - Complete
Taniguchi and Kunikida are dead by Hcobb reviews
Sasaki has mysteriously followed Kyon to North High, along with the rest of the anti-SOS brigade. The timelines are all mixed up and the only clue is that Taniguchi and Kunikida seem to be working for somebody or somebodies unknown.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Haruhi S., Sasaki - Complete
Ferb Shrugged by Hcobb reviews
Candace disproves the existence of Phineas and Ferb's creations, using Neoliberalism.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Atlas Shrugged - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Candace - Complete
Silence by MugiChanx reviews
Rikuto Koizumi is an ESPer kid, trying to help his dad end the war between the Aliens and Sliders. The daughter of Haruhi Suzumiya has been taken and quite frankly, the war is consuming everything worth holding onto. The fight is on! / / Chapter 10 up!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,635 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010
Insecurities by livezinshadowz reviews
Ash didn't realize that accepting the position of Frontier Brain meant he'd have to deal with trying to impress a crowd of people. Luckily, Anabel's around to bolster his confidence. One-shot, Abilityshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Anabel/Lila] - Complete
The Fairly OddParents of Haruhi Suzumiya by DrSB reviews
Themes: anthropic principle, solipsism, alien beings, time travel, Fairly OddParents, end of the universe as we know it. Suzumiya Haruhi decides to include the Fairly OddParents in her list. A crossover with violence, action, sex and sfx!
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Complete
Farewell by Xsen reviews
A different look at the original story "Rainy Day" written by Nagaru Tanigawa as a part the the original Haruhi Suzumiya novel series, this time from Sasaki's POV. Translated from Russian by me, original fic author is aak, so all credit goes there.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Kyon, Sasaki - Complete
The Heroism Of Haruhi Suzumiya by B.Vain reviews
Wishes loose their melody and charisma once granted, for there is a dimensional difference between fantasy and reality. Yet we chase a piece of fiction hoping to attain happiness. Apparently, even a certain goddess is not immune to this very human flaw.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
The Mariner's Woe by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Sailing the stars ceaselessly for thousands of years is bound to leave a mark, and not even Earendil the Mariner is perfect, or immune to temptation. More inside.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Eärendil, Elwing - Complete
Of Fiendish Design by snappleducated reviews
So it turns out that Calculus is Haruhi's fault, the ideal murder weapon is now a week-old baguette, and all of this somehow leads to a couple of teenagers and not much clothing. As if anyone's surprised.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Recollection Collection by skyrie-chan reviews
A group of stories from when all the characters were younger, to show just how they each became messed up. Enjoy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011
Pictures Taken Instantaneously! by Jack of None reviews
Buzz Buzz wasn't the only visitor from the future.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Complete
Adventures by MessengerOfDreams reviews
The story of how the Ice Climbers came to be really boils down to the story of how Preston "Popo" Poplar fell in love with Natalie "Nana" Kraal on a journey up a mountain and a secret place down below. For Araceli L. Merry Christmas! Also, 50th Fic! Edit: Updated, edited and primped for the new Ice Climbers section.
Ice Climber - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Popo, Nana] - Complete
All in the Mind by The Dark Deceiver reviews
The Darkness hides many things, and not all of them are good. My first attempt at a Horror fic. [Oneshot]
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kyon - Complete
This is the Song That Never Ends by smellslikecorruption reviews
Robin get's an interesting call from Ted's daughter. "You have to help us!"
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Daughter, Robin S. - Complete
The Great Awakening by Squishie reviews
After two thousands years, the gods are returning to their ancient glory but they have no idea how it happened or why. They must now regroup, rebuild and discover what happened to them to make sure it never happens again. Reviews appreciated!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,244 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
The Alternate Sheldon Transportation by kumikokat reviews
When Sheldon's matter transporter experiment goes horribly wrong, he is catapulted into an alternate universe where everything is the same, except Penny is pregnant and there are plans for a time machine in his bedroom. Quite literally AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Big Damn Asakura by Darker Charon reviews
Everybody's favorite Canadian alien is back, with brand new wacky situations and occasional anime and movie parodies. Inspired by other, better crackfics, and now with more Ryouko Asakura than you can handle. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Ryoko A.
Deliverance by Jeuxdevie reviews
Celebrity scientist Richard Gawkins, who dedicated his life to denying the existence of God, dies and learns that there is a Heaven... and a Hell.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Satan, Peter
French Toast and Thought Experiments by OpiumPoppy reviews
It's Sheldon's obligation as a citizen of Earth to ensure the Homo Novus race developes to help and lead the inferior Homo Sapiens but even Sheldon can't do everything single-handedly. Who should he choose to give the honour of carrying his offspring?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Cracks in the SOS Dan by superstarultra reviews
Five young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 59,804 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010
your fonder heart, half lit in the half light by whatbecomesofus reviews
What would you do if you met the other you? In which there is a free ticket to space and a fine line between what is and what should have been.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Refuge in Audacity: MSHM by Kiyomizu Yoshiko reviews
Refuge in Audacity is a series of side-stories which take place in the same universe as the base to which they're tied in this case, the Final Jump 'verse , but is not part of the story itself. Think "Carnival Phantasm" in my own weird little way.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011
The Prestidigitation Approximation Fallout by ermintrude421 reviews
The Department of Homeland Security tattles to Sheldon's mother.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mrs. Cooper, Sheldon C. - Complete
The God I Once Knew by The Hidden Lostar reviews
What if I told you Yurippe's uncanny resemblance to a certain someone was more than just a coincidence? After the events of "Angel Beats," Yurippe was transported to a universe ruled by an unexpected God.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Haruhi S., Yuri N. - Complete
Under Review by Halbarad reviews
It's a new year at school, and Haruhi's frustrated with the state of affairs in the Brigade. In order to get things back on track, she decides to give everyone their annual review... Diverges after book 8.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,774 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
The Dragonballs of Haruhi Suzumiya by The Layman reviews
When Haruhi, Kyon, and the SOS Brigade watch an American adaptation of an iconic Manga things take a turn for the worst.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Aliens, TimeTravelers, Espers, and Magical Girls! by chromebalance reviews
Crossover with Akemi Homura joining the SOS Brigade.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kyon, Homura A.
The universe, according to Homura and Kyubey by einootspork reviews
After long nights in Madoka's new world, Homura Akemi frequently finds herself discussing philosophy with an emotionless alien.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Homura A., Kyubey
Luigi's Adventure by megaman642 reviews
This is a re-telling of one of my favorite gamecube games in written form.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
From Page 41 by Animom reviews
Pharaoh Set knew that Mana had meant well, but what she'd brought back for him from the River of Time was certainly NOT Kisara. ** Humor/angst with light romance and an incident of implied unpleasantness. ** Established Mizushipping (Set/Kisara), assumed Mana/Mahaado and Pegasus/Cyndia, a discussion of Toonshipping, and mild situational Heiroglyphshipping (Set/Pegasus).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Set, Kisara] Pegasus C., Mana - Complete
What Would You Do? by Melodic Shadows reviews
Madoka makes a wish. Pure and utter crack. Read at your own risk.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Madoka K.
You Got YuiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
In a world where slice of life is the key rule, only so many things can go wrong in it. These are some tales of the things that DID. Crack.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Yui H., Azusa N.
An Esper Conversation by Mweloo reviews
-Kyouko, Itsuki- Kyouko gets comfort from an unlikely person. Spoilers for Volume 11.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kyouko T., Itsuki K. - Complete
Beri, Serori, to Rabenda by Mr Wang 330 reviews
Ryoko and Emiri, with Yuki, doing most of the hard work, start to make their very own Late Night talk show... and find out just how much show business sucks.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Ryoko A., Emiri K.
Joshua the King of Heaven by wickedmetalviking1990 reviews
In mankind's darkest hour, the God they forsook takes on human form to save them from themselves and give them hope in their dark, dreary world. Heavily religious, with some, T-rated swearing, very epic. Based on all four of the Gospels and other sources.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,034 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Jesus - Complete
The Fall Of Azumanga by ZaXo Ken'Ichi reviews
In this fanfiction, you'll take a comprehensive look at what could possibly be the futures of the Azu girls. What could possibly go wrong...?
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
God Within by Gundam Kaiser reviews
My take on how The End of Evangelion should've went. Starts partway through 25', and is an AU parody. S/A, OOC. In which Shinji is a bit more reactive, a wee bit less broken - but still crazy. Warning: I wrote this while watching FLCL so expect weirdness
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.]
Zion Warriors: The Unholy Order of the Tree by The Writer0214 reviews
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against powers, against principalities..." Please read and review?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010
The Girl Who Doesn't Exist by Xenolord reviews
HEAVY spoilers to the show. If you haven't seen the show, watch it first. It'll help, and not hurt or ruin anything. Every friday night, Homura has a re-occuring dream about a girl who doesn't exist. Drabble.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Homura A., Madoka K.
The Shadow of Haruhi Suzumiya by sarsparilla reviews
The appearance of the anti-SOS brigade triggers a series of events that take Kyon by surprise as he finds himself ill prepared for his most heartrending ordeal ever. Contains some motifs that are darker than the original series.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,714 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Death and Haruhi Suzumiya by The Legate reviews
Haruhi misses an SOS Brigade meeting, Koizumi and the other members report a huge influx of Closed Spaces and Kyon cant remember the date. What the hell is going on? Death himself must intervene if he is to avoid Haruhi's new world and actual work.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Pwnage of Haruhi Suzumiya by The Layman reviews
A collection of short Haruhi stories centered around Video games. Mostly taking place within the clubroom form some wierd reason, among other places. New ideas are apriciated and welcomed. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010
New Game Plus by Durandall reviews
A crack fic that demanded it be written suddenly. To summarize Kyon's explanation of his experiences, let me quote him: "What the hell just happened here?"
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Not A Love Story by donutsandcoffee reviews
Luke Mosby knows everyone in Dad's stories-Uncle Marshall, Aunt Robin, even Wendy the Waitress-but not the way his Dad knows them. Alternate Interpretation.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Son, Ted M. - Complete
Completely Normal by Nuadha reviews
Well, he hadn't exactly lied when he told Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Itsuki K. - Complete
Azumanga Daioh: Higher Education by ZaXo Ken'Ichi reviews
COMPLETE: The Azu girls are now in college. What's better than college right? College with six crazy eccentric girls, that's what. Comedy, drama, violence, romance, and much more is bound to ensue. They're ready... are you? REWRITTEN!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,759 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Divergence of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Kyon's problems with Haruhi had always been bad, but he never imagined something of this scale. How can he divert his universe away from a path into another Big Bang, and cope with love at the same time? A reboot to my first and best story!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
100 days of Mother Earthbound by Duwee Davis II reviews
100 days in the universe of Mother/Earthbound! Three quarters of the way! I genuinely didn't think I'd get this far, but I have! Enjoy!
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Giygas, Fassad
The Creation by Smelly Pirate Hooker reviews
A humorous "behind the scenes" look at the events surrounding the creation. Reviews absolutely appreciated.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,569 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
You Stupid Jerk by Hwikek reviews
While studying overseas Chiyo hears something that not only shocks but enrages her.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chiyo M. - Complete
Wishful Thinking, Realistic Nightmare by Ravan Pyreloft reviews
After a harsh prank played on Luigi, preying on his cowardly nature, he finds himself wishing desperately to not be a coward anymore; However, when a beautiful maiden grants him that wish...he finds out you need to be careful what you wish for.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Luigi
At a Glance by Durandall reviews
An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,018 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
From Mirror to Mirror by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
ONESHOT! Sasaki and Emiri are two misunderstood girls, yes? It's not their fault that they're absolutely fabulous after all, is it? When they meet, a new relationship forms. After all, one person's pair of eyes is another person's pair of mirrors. Right?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Emiri K., Sasaki - Complete
My Name Is Clark by Baldwin Hart reviews
Someday, somehow, the battle will end - Superman will die, and humanity will learn to fly on its own.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Uncorrupted Memories by Dark Rabbit reviews
Post-Duelist Kingdom, manga canon: Pegasus is dead, and Noa wants him in his Virtual World. No pairings here, this one is weirder than that.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Noa K., Pegasus C. - Complete
The inFamy of Kyon by LightningHunter reviews
An explosion. A plague. Gangs taking over the entire town. Only one man can save the day. If only he didn't also have to deal with superpowers, factions trying to use him, being blamed for the entire thing and having to put up with Haruhi Suzumiya.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
The Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi by LordPlagus777 reviews
Kyon has quit the SOS Brigade after deciding that Haruhi was too much to begin with. After yelling at Haruhi, repaying all of his stress and anger, he turns and walks away. He learns that taking one step away from Haruhi means a hell of a journey back.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,934 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Gamma Dimension by The Hidden Lostar reviews
A parallel universe based of light novel 9 events! Alpha's call was from an unknown girl. Beta's call was from Sasaki. Gamma's call is from Yuki Nagato! What does Nagato want? Remastered and COMPLETE!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,649 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Broken Man by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
"You all did so well," I cried, running my right hand through my hair, raking straying locks in a horror-filled bluster. I had never cried so hard before. "You all did so bleedin' well I could kiss you…" Mini-Sequel to The Doomsday Code. Oneshot.
TimeRiders series, Alex Scarrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Liam O'C., Saleena V./Sal - Complete
The Legend of Fleecebeard Jason! by Piercius Edwardius Changius
"Fleecebeard" Jason must go forth and find the Horn of Friendship with Rocket Cat's help! If you want more backstory, read my intro to Space Pirates. Contains fairies that think they're vampires.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Girl Meets Boy Meets Girl by ChrisouMiri reviews
Yui, a high school freshman, has been having strange dreams about a blue haired male. She has never met him in her entire life, and yet, inexplicably, she feels as if she should know him from somewhere. AU. Hinata x Yui. Different pairs might come up.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - H. Hinata, Yui
The Anagram of Suzumiya Kurumi by kurushi reviews
The trauma that I am talking about is that of my energetic, paranoid, manic, unstoppable mother, who taught me almost from the day of my birth about time travellers, ESPers, aliens, magicians, yakuza, vengeful gods, and sliders.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,376 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Haruhi S., Mikuru A. - Complete
The Holy Scroll of Jell by Maliya Wong reviews
AU. How the Bible really goes according to the philosophy of Jellism, the indirect founder of which is ironically its adversary 'believer in christ'.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Am I Beautiful?: The SlitMouth Woman by Akimi Kono reviews
In Japan there is a legend that a deformed-mouth woman haunts the lonely streets. She will follow you and ask you if she's beautiful. If you say "no" you die, if you say "yes" you become just like her...She's the slit-mouth woman. She is kuchisake-onna.
Japanese Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011
Desperate Measures by YesNoMaybeIdk reviews
When Peach decides to end her own life, Mario successfully rescues her. Another adventure begins, one that, with the help of new friends, has the sole purpose of eradicating the source of all the chaos: a tyrant king and his ruthless reign.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Mario, Peach
Numb by Grand Phoenix reviews
"Don't I matter to you at all, onee-chan?"
Saki/咲 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Saki M., Teru M. - Complete
Miyuki, Thespian Extraordinaire by Tastychainsaws reviews
Takara Miyuki is a kind, graceful, and elegant young lady. But throughout her high-school years something sinister and dark was lurking behind those bright, bubbly eyes. Currently being polished and rewritten. CHAPTERS 1-7 UPDATED. READ IT. READ IT NOW!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,190 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Miyuki T.
Ugly Yet Beautiful Changes by Killer300 reviews
Kyon having his gender changed while being sent back to the year 1960 to save the Soviet Union with the rest of the gang by Haruhi? That and more in this crazy tale involving weird politics, cool uniforms, and Haruhi's good old reality warping.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Demon by Grand Phoenix reviews
Demons don't exist, yet there's one sitting amongst them.
Saki/咲 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Koromo A. - Complete
The Obesity of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
AU Crackfic. What if Haruhi was overweight and had to attend a fat camp with her friends? During their escape, they'll encounter senseless crossovers, arguments, and... RUNNING! Parody of weight-gain fics in general. You were warned. On hiatus for now.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
BOGMIRE by Goodnight little everything reviews
He was here for his brother. HE WAS HERE FOR HIS BROTHER. So he didn't run.
Luigi's Mansion - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Complete
Let's Megiddo by SSJ-Jolt reviews
Non-Canon. Armageddon has begun and Satan isn't the aggressor. Faced with the mutual threat Heaven, Earth and Hell must come together in order to survive but Divine entities cannot directly intervene, instead relying on humans to harness thier power.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jesus, Satan
The Bethlehem Phenomenon by Matchbox Dragon reviews
FFPG fanfiction challenge: Christmas entry. A retelling of the wise men following the star to Bethlehem set in modern day times. Apologies for not acknowledging the NKJV verse when first posted.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Kodos the Executioner by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
A different take on the infamous Tarsus IV massacre. "Your lives mean slow death to the more valued members of the colony. Therefore, I have no alternative but to sentence you to death. Your execution is so ordered, signed Kodos, Governor of Tarsus IV."
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Fingertips on the Frets by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator reviews
Sweet little Yui soon discovers the sour after-tastes of the new life-style she has fallen into. Based on the doujin "Requiem 5 a Dream".
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Yui H. - Complete
Haruhi Isolated by Killer300 reviews
Imagine if Haruhi has already had alien contact. Imagine that she now has no reason to deal with Kyon. All of this and more in this exciting re-imagining of the series! Please read and review.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
The Edness of Haruhi Suzumiya by Mekoblank18 reviews
Another scam goes wrong for the Eds once again. But this time, It leads them on adventure in a new country. How will the Eds survive and what will happen when a certain brigade is aware of their presense?
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edd, Yuki N.
The Emotional Spectrum Controversy by TheZMage reviews
The rings of the emotional spectrum come to our favorite geeks.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Green Lantern - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
The Destruction of Suzumiya Haruhi by Paper Bullet reviews
After Haruhi is raped by an unsuspecting classmate, her entire persona is shattered, and the girl she once was is but a figment of a dream. Kyon is determined to fix her, but first he must get over his own emotions and want for revenge. THREESHOT.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Waiting for us by Floydgoneawry reviews
Imagine...but first you must learn how to smile as you kill.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Prayer for Change by Lysana reviews
My alternate version of the classic Serenity Prayer. I realized that there's no such thing as "can't" in our world; we just have to go about things the right way. Any person can do something about any situation, because our God loves us so very much.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
A Closed, Dead Space by superstarultra reviews
Even in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Read on for the terrors that happen when the club meetings are over. Horror fic collection.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kyon, Ryoko A.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/31/2010
Eliza Sue by Yemi Hikari reviews
Eliza Diawana Snape... one of the Classic Mary Sues. But unlike Rose Potter and others, she tends to be forgotten. There are things that one can learn from her though. Plus, I enjoy reading 'The Eliza Trilogy' as a Mary Sue Classic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Magical Mary by Yemi Hikari reviews
Mary Sues are non believable characters to varying degree. This collection of one-shots satires old Mary Sues various ways. Support Suethors in their growth by critiquing, not flaming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Hammer and Sickle by Killer300 reviews
Imagine if communism actually worked well enough to beat the West. Imagine if Kyon secretly hates the Soviet Union but finds out the only person who can give him the freedom he wants is the person that is most loyal to it, Haruhi. Please read and review.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
The Mirage of Haruhi Suzumiya by MCK Agent of Moriya reviews
Multi Crossover. What happens when Haruhi loses her powers and Kyon is thrown into a war to claim them? Kyon/Haruhi
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,616 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Unbreakable Glass by MugiChanx reviews
Being Re-written, please read Unbreakable Glass:Revised when it's up Thank you!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Kyon, Kyon's Sister
Introvert Kyon by Killer300 reviews
What would happen if Kyon was an extreme introvert? If Haruhi believed he was an alien? See this and much more in this re-imagining of the series. Please read and review.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Good Samaritan by Irenical reviews
Good Samaritan/Man in Ditch slash. I went there. My spin on the Good Samaritan in which the man was beaten and thrown in the ditch because he was a male prostitute. Rated T for yaoi. Nothing actually happens, but if you don't like m/m, don't read it!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
CoAuthor by Sarah1281 reviews
When Adams quoted that section of 'The Necessity of Taking Up Arms' to Jefferson and insisted that the writer of those lines should write the Declaration of Independence, he forgot one very important fact: Jefferson didn't write it alone...
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
The Way of the Lord by StarXEnoch reviews
A modern day reimagining of the teenage years of Jesus. Through the eyes of John the Baptist, we will watch the young Messiah as he attends high school, learns about who he is, and begins his ministry.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jesus, John the Baptist
Angel Beats: Spiral by Nana Walker reviews
Semi AU: Después de la graduación del Frente de Batalla, Yuri abre los ojos, encontrándose en otro mundo, casada con Otonashi y esperando un bebe de este. Para su sorpresa, solo ella recuerda lo que paso en el mundo del más allá.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - Spanish - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Y. Otonashi, Yuri N.
Believe in the Me Who Believes in Nothing! by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
His letter to Simon was nothing but hypocrisy, nothing but selfishness. It proved that he grasped at something he knew he would never have, and yet was unwilling to give up.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Rossiu A., Simon - Complete
Once Upon a Day by Mugiwara no Eli reviews
A day in the life of Dr Otonashi Yuzuru, as he passes his friends from the SSS in the second life he now leads. One shot, but it might turn out to be longer.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Y. Otonashi
Yuzuru by UltimateParadox reviews
The girl is so familiar, that her heart, Yuzuru's heart, aches further. Post-series, Hatsune, hints at OtonashixKanade
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
The Lost Chronicles of Giovanni by Rocketlord6485 reviews
When an ambitious young trainer takes his first step into a world of wonder and mystery, he quickly realizes there is no turning back upon crossing the villainous likes of a terrorist organization bent on overthrowing the Pokemon League and controlling the world. NOTE: Please disregard any grammar/spelling errors, as I have yet to revise this entry in the series.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,839 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Delia K./Hanako, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Giovanni/Sakaki, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Cantarella by Mummified Dreams reviews
With a hint of greed and a pinch of lust, any poison can bubble, fizz, and spit right before your eyes. Extremely one-sided Itsuki x Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Itsuki K., Haruhi S. - Complete
Error in Calculation by Durandall reviews
After school when everyone has left, come to the 1-5 classroom? Seems harmless enough ... right? A backup watches her primary and wonders if she could do better. Not a matchup for the characters it's about; not as AU as it will seem initially.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,739 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Yuki N., Haruhi S. - Complete
Temptation in the Desert by Andy Magnuseth reviews
An interpretation of the Bible's description of Jesus' temptation.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Other Games? by scorpioryo reviews
When Bakura starts to "practice" different games the pharaoh might use to challenge him, poor Ryo becomes the yami's gaming guinea pig.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Three Legged Human by JimmyDANj2 reviews
Humans are among the most mercurial of all species. In order to grasp the reality in front of them at every interval, every climax, every apogee along the way, they wrestle with something drastic. A look at Simon's growth, and his undulating struggle.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Simon - Complete
The Severance of Haruhi Suzumiya by Greg Zerich reviews
*Set after a possible outcome of book 10* When Haruhi makes a startling confession about the person she loves, can Kyon and her survive the fallout and the effect it will have on the SOS Brigade. Can Kyon solve this dilemma, does he even want to?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,727 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
I Don't Wanna Be Me by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator reviews
What happens when Ui can't sleep?
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Ui H., Yui H. - Complete
The Starry Tour of Yuki Nagato by Howlitzer reviews
Kyon and Yuki embark on a journey among the stars, surveying the wonders of the existence they live in.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Yuki N., Kyon
The Library Chronicles: A Chance Encounter by alicekinsno1 reviews
In The Library that lies beyond the mystical Fourth Wall, Kamina chances upon a now fully-grown Rossiu. Much confusion ensues as Rossiu attempts to comment on his state of affairs in Gurren Lagann's world. A meta story. Contains spoilers.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Kamina, Rossiu A. - Complete
The Dark Side of Haruhi Suzumiya by Killer300 reviews
What if Kyon was depressed and felt suicidal? Find out this and more in this re imagining of the story in the anime. Please read and review.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
And Death Shall Not Hold Him by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
In all the history of mankind, no one has returned from the dead. It is the ultimate equaliser, before whom both prince and peasant are the same. But someone has come back, with his cape and his sunglasses, just who the Hell do they think he is?
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Love Minus Zero by Hejin57 reviews
A dancer and a ninja knew each other long ago in a wild heaven. Now they are strangers in a very real world. Among the company of old friends, they will soon experience trials of love. Still...how many secrets were left behind in wild heaven?
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - TK, Shiina
Doushi Satsugai Gurren Lagann by Ultimanium reviews
Ambition is a double-edged sword. A slice-by-slice examination by a pensive Simon into a rise to power that went horribly, horribly wrong... AU
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
Sleeping Stars by Largeham-sama reviews
Time approaches death's door. The last vestiges of the Spiral dominion have disappeared, leaving the empty husk of the universe behind. But as Viral prepares for his final rest, he becomes entangled in a desperate plot to overcome despair one last time.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Viral
Hunting Like a Man by Ultra Hikari reviews
Kamina decides to teach Simon how to hunt like a manly man should.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
Taco by randomfics reviews
Suga wants to learn how to make tacos. Hagiyoshi wonders if he'll survive his perverted inner voice.
Saki/咲 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kyoutarou S. - Complete
John And John by Kenny Twee reviews
This actually came from a small detail in my Simple Men story. John Adams gets a note... from another John. But which one? What is it about? Find out!
1776 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2010
Simple Men by Kenny Twee reviews
Roger Sherman firmly believed his stay in congress would be a bore, but after a fun filled evening with a fellow delegate, he decides his stay in Philadelphia may not be all bad.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2010
The Nightmare of Sagittarius by Durandall reviews
A malfunction mistimed, and a world that shouldn't have been; a Haruhi-based space opera. Contains hard-core sci-fi; like, really, especially in later chapters . Don't read if you can't handle technobabble.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kyon
Politically Correct Romeo and Juliet by LuvRoxasPoop reviews
A perfect rewrite of the famous Shakespeare tragedy. This time, nobody dies, and it's all politically correct. Please read, it's hilarious.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
The Alternate Endings of Haruhi Suzumiya by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
Parodies, stupid and impossible situations, and OCCs beyond belief, this is the SOS Brigade in situations that could be near impossible, or at least, not what the original author intended. Rated T for DIRT. Discontinued, PROBABLY.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,849 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009
Fan Fiction: the Hard Truth by scorpioryo reviews
What the characters think about Fan Fiction. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Dealing with the Devil by streetsymphony reviews
After losing the Pokémon League, a shattered Gary heads back into the Kanto region to investigate recent Mew sightings. Along the way, he finds comfort in an old friend, the legendary psychic Pokémon, and notes left to him by the mysterious R.B.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru
Just Who The Hell Do You Think We Are! by TheStoryCreator reviews
The Dai-Gurren brigade are faced with the new threat of the Anti-spirals. Feeling that things may not be enough, the team resort to an idea that has never been thought of before.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Simon
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Graveyard R3 by Prince Harming reviews
Day after day Lelouch watches over his little sister. But one day he can no longer bear what his little sister is becoming without his guidance and blesses the world of the living with his presence once more – and brings along his new friend for the ride.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L.
Fangs for the Memories by superstarultra reviews
Let's face it, people. I was bound to do this for this fandom anyway. This is in fact a horror story actually. ....And I use the term 'horror' loosely here. Crack.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Tsuruya, Kyon - Complete
Piloswinewarts by Morpholomew reviews
Massive crossover: HP, Haruhi Suzumiya, HDM, Pokémon, Star Wars, Star Trek, Ouran, Twilight, Tales of Symphonia, APH, Robin Hood, Deathnote, Yugioh, Phoenix Wright. Minor influences of other media. In short: a story of love and war and epic randomness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
The Straw That Broke the Maid's Back by superstarultra reviews
A deep look into the troubling psyche of Mikuru Asahina..... Okay, not really. But, hey, I tried.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mikuru A. - Complete
You Got SasakiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
You see, this is why my house needs more locks in it. It keeps things like THIS from happening. Try to enjoy. Sasaki sure wouldn't have.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasaki - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
The White Knight by Lady Whitehart reviews
The way HP should have ended. Rowling broke it, fandom wanked about it, I fixed it. Or maybe I broke it more. Intentionally cliched, OOC, OTT, and just plain ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Light Murder Club by superstarultra reviews
What's a group of psychotic murderers, hundred-year old lolis, and sadistic teens to do when they get bored of killing? Why, start a band of course! But is the gang ready for the music industry? Or is it the other way around? T because it's Higurashi!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Keiichi M., Shion S.
Dimentiosweeper by superstarultra reviews
In which our favorite, murderous clown and a whiny, bratty shape-shifter discover Minesweeper, prompting the former to pull a prank.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Dimentio, Mimi - Complete
Fade To Black by MCK Agent of Moriya reviews
My entry for the 2010 Scarlet Kitsune anime club's Fan Fiction contest. When one looks in the darkness, there is no turning back. Sometimes, everything ends in an instant. Sometimes, it fades away slowly.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Haruhi S., Fujiwara
The Sensuality of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
Probably the only romance where Haruhi is with someone that isn't even Kyon, Mikuru, Yuki, or Itsuki. Or in the Brigade. Or completely HUMAN for that matter. And, yes. CRACKFIC.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
It's An Adventure, Right? Right? by Shockz reviews
An ill-advised bit of timeline alteration goes horribly wrong. One flash of light later, there are now only 3 billion people on Earth, cosmic abominations are rampaging through Japan, and Shinji Ikari's life really, REALLY sucks. Nice one, Mikuru.
Crossover - Evangelion & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Shinji I.
Cycles by superstarultra reviews
Both Itsuki and Tsuruya wear their masks when the time calls for them. But when the spotlight shuts off, and the curtain falls, they only have each other in the end. Rated T for language and some OOC thoughts.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Itsuki K., Tsuruya - Complete
Peggy Susie by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
She fought her way to the Box, and somehow made it work, and now she's back. Will she be able to prevent the end of the world this time around? -- If this isn't the world's most gratuitous Peggy Sue fic, I'd like to know what is.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Do Otaku dream of Moe' Sheep? by Masked Doll Victoria reviews
Konata wishes to "God" to make her world a more interesting place, "God" in turn grants Konata's requst in an odd manner. R&R.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Haruhi S., Konata I.
Fool In The Rain by Broken Kilter Express reviews
She says to herself that she is not that kind of person, and this is how she changed.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasaki, Itsuki K.
The Hiyorin Crisis by xplaypienobody13 reviews
Hiyori has always had feelings for Patty-Chan, but never expected her chance to show them would arrive through being trapped in a world facing imminent destruction: FanFiction. Not your typical Yuri story. Chapter Two Up Now. Rated M just to be safe...
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kyon, Hiyori T.
Gears and Springs by superstarultra reviews
AU. When Yuki moved to a new town, she was unable to make any friends. So she made one up, with a clockwork heart made out of gears and springs... Contains some disturbing imagery.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Yuki N., Ryoko A. - Complete
The Influence of Haruhi Suzumiya by The Hidden Lostar reviews
What happens when Haruhi Suzumiya finds hilarity from a terrible fan fiction? Madness? Sparta? Both? Try to find out only if you dare! Warning: Story may be too GAR for the average reader.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,938 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Saki: The Gamer by Solarius Scorch reviews
What would things be like if Saki and the others weren't playing mahjong, but a certain Different Game? A Games Workshop-related Saki parody fic.
Saki/咲 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2009
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF by Cup of Life Noodles reviews
SPOILERS: ACID
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009
Anime Farm by SDR reviews
Imagine Animal Farm with anime characters. That's it. If you're super-lazy and don't want to read a book that's only 95 pages, this'll give you the gist. With anime characters.
Crossover - Code Geass & Animal Farm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009
Spiralling out of Control by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Before Harry's first year, Quirrel vanishes and Dumbledore is forced to hire a new DADA teacher. His choice will rock the very foundations of the wizarding world -- just who the hell do you think he is!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kamina
Teh Wicked Gawd! by superstarultra reviews
Find out the truth behind the destruction of the annoying and badly-named optional boss of Baten Kaitos Origins. Warning: Contains silliness.
Baten Kaitos - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sagi - Complete
Geeks are Hawt by superstarultra reviews
Sometimes it's the most unexpected of people you expect to start hanging out with one another. Crack pairing: Haruhi Suzumiya and Computer Club President. 30 sentences theme.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone by Sarah1281 reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Courtship of Hazuki's Father by Arty d'Arc reviews
All Kyon wanted was one day of peace. He should have known that such a request would only be invitation for something even weirder than aliens, time travelers, and espers: his daughter.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Emori Kimidori by superstarultra reviews
When she discovers what a useless minor character she is, Emiri Kimidori does the unthinkable... SHE GOES EMO! Can Kyon and the others snap her out of it or will Emiri be doomed to a life of razorblades, bad poetry, and eyeliner? ...Maybe.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emiri K., Kyon - Complete
Worst Day Ever by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
HaRuHi! Revised by SubZeroGreymon reviews
Kyon is a normal, everyday Duelist with not a single wonder in the world... Until Haruhi Suzumiya came into his life. Now, he has to keep her from going ballistic, and stop a secret society from their plans to take over the world. Oh boy...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009
Monkey See, Monkey Do by superstarultra reviews
Written as part of a dare. Fujiwara receives something interesting from a certain humanoid interface...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Fujiwara, Kuyou S. - Complete
Sept 11: Hero by dppokegirl23 reviews
America becomes a real hero...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - America - Complete
MAH BOI by superstarultra reviews
This fanfic is what all true warriors strive for! Rated T for some language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Link - Complete
Godot's Been And Gone by halfeatenmoon reviews
Nagato's gotten used to waiting. Drabble.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Yuki N. - Complete
Westernization by xplaypienobody13 reviews
Chapter two out now. Is the Americanization of Japanese schoolgirls merely just a ploy to cover up some deviant conspiracy? ON HIATUS due to some Vista conspiracy...
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sojiro I.
Questions by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake reviews
Never Ask Nagato Questions.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Kyon - Complete
Koopa Hotels by superstarultra reviews
Well, dear reader, are you in the mood for a tale of absolute terror? Rated for minor cussing.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Porcelain by superstarultra reviews
The SOS Brigade aren't the only characters to develop feelings for one another... Crack pairing: Fujiwara and Kuyou Suou. 30 sentences theme.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Fujiwara, Kuyou S. - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Road Rage by superstarultra reviews
Also known as why Wiggler never appears as a driver in the Mario Kart series. Rated T for some language.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Enemies, Daisy - Complete
Somewhere in the past by FioGermi-Yuki reviews
Pequeño Drabble Yukyon...Kyon se encuentra con un miembro de la brigada antes de entrar a la preparatoria...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
The Love Affair of Nagato Yuki by rick777 reviews
Nagato Yuki experiences horrible nightmares which nearly crash her system. She asks Kyon for help. Will love flourish between them? Also featured: Haruhi gets snail mail from John Smith... from the future! How much of the truth will be revealed to her?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
She Is Your Wife, Isn't She? by Historybuff reviews
The only way Jefferson will write the Declaration is if Adams can send for his sweet little wife Martha. He is able to do so because of an unexpected helper... So he thinks. The ultimate 1776 crack-fic... that I've come up with so far.
1776 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
The Melancholy of Lelouch vi Britannia by Kirino reviews
Lelouch is offered an opportunity to fulfill his contract with C.C.. He meets another Geass-user that gives him the power to slide between dimensions, and he is shown that C.C. is near North High. DROPPED, PM IF YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THIS STORY.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Lelouch L.
The Song Of Roland Story Format by TheElf911 reviews
Hey!Here is a version of "The Song of Roland".It is based off the book and follows very closely the original story of the FIRST Song of Roland.This time however it isnt in the form of a poem,but in the form of a normal story/book.Plz tell me how u like it
Song of Roland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009
h by cornwallace reviews
Some people say that Hell is merely seperation from God.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
The Legacy of Haruhi Suzumiya by Elycat reviews
The SOS Brigade finds themselves on board a starship in the 24th century. Kyon tries to figure out what's going on: why are they there? What has happened to the Data Entity? And who is the mysterious Q, who possesses powers like Haruhi's own? TNG xover
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Data, Yuki N.
Saetwo's Story by that one little guy reviews
A novelization of Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. Witness as Saetwo and her friends escape from the tyrannical Bloats and embark on an incredible and semieducational quest in search of a new home! I command you!
Zoombinis - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,111 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Congressional House Call by Historybuff reviews
It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Yu Gi Oh: Tilting the Balance by Man Called True reviews
Sequel to Cyber Commander's Yu Gi Oh: The Thousand Year Door. One year later, Darkness threatens all that is. This time, however, the hero is a little... unusual. DISCONTINUED DUE TO UNFORESEEN DIFFICULTIES
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 382,828 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006
What The Gods Cannot Foresee by halfeatenmoon reviews
Ryuk did his research - sort of. He wrote the Death Note instructions in the right language, but left it in the wrong country. What could have happened if the person who found it didn't speak English at all? Crossover
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ryuk - Complete
Rocketshipping by Stupidfic reviews
no, its not about rocketships you moron, its a James and Jessie romance fic!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Lucki by Farla reviews
A young girl by the name of Lucki becomes a pokemon trainer and begins her journey. A tragedy in thirteen acts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,415 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Squirtle/Zenigame - Complete
A View of the Apocaylpse by Konig15 reviews
Not for the faint of heart: In the end, the only people more dangerous than the Antichrist will be the people who will oppose him. Oneshot.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Love and War by ThuhJesheekuh reviews
Oneshot. Beanbean Kingdom and Sarasaland are at war. Peasley and Daisy both want Luigi for their selves. Luigi takes advantage of the situation. A little love, a little war. It's all fair.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Luigi, Fawful - Complete
POKEMORFZ by Stupidfic reviews
TEENS GET KIDNAPED AND TURNED TO POKEMORPHS! OMG ORIGINALITY!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Shortest Dark Harry Story Ever by Hybrid Blade reviews
This is just something to make fun of every Wannabe Dark Harry story i have ever seen. Contains pitiful Dark!Harry and Manipulative!Evil!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
King of the Koopas by LemonyShepard reviews
Prequel to Super Mario 64. In an age where King Toadstool rules and the Koopas are segregated, a young Koopaling named Bowser finds his innocence shattered by the Mushroom Kingdom. As he grows, Bowser vows to make life for his species tolerable again by seeking revenge on the throne. But it's a long way to become a King, and Bowser's claws will never be clean again.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Bowser, Toadsworth, Wart, Kammy Koopa - Complete
A Match Made by Law by Larilee reviews
A highly realistic, very twisted, possibly funny, extremely late look at the Marriage Law Challenge. No house-elves were harmed during the production of the story. I cannot say the same Cornelius Fudge, Minister of Magic. Mentions character death in pa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Layer 14: Nothingness by A Grilled Fish reviews
A nihilistic and postmodernist tale of Lain with dark humour.
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2004
One Step Too Far by Backroads reviews
J. K. Rowling accidently kills off every single character in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Susan B. - Complete
Lain Iwakura and The Search For The Holy Modem by GodOfTheWired reviews
Pure bred insanity...I had nothing better to do.. Another chapter! My god! I must be insane
Serial Experiments Lain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2001 - Published: 11/14/2001
Ash kills many pokemon by Farla reviews
I like pokemon. I have read many anti-pokemon stories that are badly written. I wrote this to see if all anti-pokemon stories must be badly written, or if the writers of bad ones are just stupid. Not gory
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2001 - Ash K./Satoshi
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