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Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because, sometimes, we are what our adversaries make of us. Because Gatō only needed Zabuza to neutralize Kakashi. He isn't afraid of one little pink-haired genin. But even mice will bite when cornered. A story of where fear drives the most vulnerable member of Team Seven, from Wave and beyond. Title inspired by AWOLNATION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,158 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 15h - Published: 7/31 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Suddenly, Darcy by magwitch reviews
Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,625 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,128 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Strength within Myself by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Now, as the chuunin exams draw closer, Sakura finds new people she is able to learn from in her quest to become stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,488 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sakura H.
One Step Forward, Two Decades Back by corvusdraconis reviews
AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius and Regulus Black, and member of the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,354 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 2/15 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Remus L., Regulus B.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,092 - Reviews: 2776 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 4,338 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Playing the Game by Amrun reviews
By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 390,808 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Persephone by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,745 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/22 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
"Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 348,976 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 5/24/2013
Made of Stone by Through the Mirror Darkly reviews
A mistake as a child leaves Elizabeth cursed, and if she does not find a way to break her curse, she will fall. And if she falls, so shall the Line of Durin. (Thorin/Oc)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 203,675 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Thorin, OC] Bilbo B.
Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,707 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
Hermione Granger, Salazar's Reincarnate by epsi10n reviews
They didn't question why Hermione Granger boarded the Hogwarts Express with a substantial repertoire of hexes under her hat, or why she was able to cast every spell in the first class. They never really noticed her resourcefulness, determination or cunning. Who would've thought that the Gryffindor who belonged in Ravenclaw, was once named Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,784 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/22 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,353 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 409,057 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura by Tozette reviews
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate. (Or: the one where Itachi is a starving law student, Kakashi is teaching professional ethics and Pein is a hipster barista. Also there's a really scarring incident involving Hidan and a goat.) Violence, sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,112 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,568 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,455 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vengeance by sincerelyLen reviews
Haruno Sakura was dead. Haruno Sakura was dead and Uchiha Sasuke knew that he shouldn't care. But he did anyway. Team7ness, Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,448 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U.
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
In order to cement a truce between the two villages, Konoha and Iwa exchange recently graduated academy students. Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 193,000 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 2/6 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,405 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Hokage By Necessity by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,569 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H.
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Ultraviolet by ebitto reviews
"You can trust me. Also, for the record, if you want to pass as a boy," he slipped a finger into her white button-down shirt and gently lifted her bra strap, causing it to make a soft popping sound, "You should really wear a strapless bra." Slight AU, Prophecyfic. Cover image by me!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,719 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Raven, Robin, Speedy, Starfire
Shades of Blue Cobalt by bluedawn01 reviews
Rose Tyler, rescued from the parallel world by the Doctor (although not the one she expected), has been brought back to the Doctor (although not the one she expected), delivered to the Doctor (although not the one she expected) and is now, finally, back with the Doctor (the one she expected all along). This is their tale. Final story in the "Past, Present and Future" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Crushed by Wolfy Tales reviews
Kakashi was indifferent when his team was assigned to Naruto-sensei and not the pink-haired medic Rin worshiped. Then Haruno-sensei created an earthquake with her fist and Kakashi metaphorically fell hard. - Generation Switch AU [Eventual KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Alternatively by Kathryn Shadow reviews
She can't live a fantastic life without him; maybe she doesn't have to. Reunion!fic, modelled after a true series as much as possible, narrated by our favourite luminous being, and stealing a chapter from TCASM's "What If". 10/Rose, alt!Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 174,739 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 2/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Blood in the Water by Archer the Undreamed reviews
Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Sakura H.
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
To Ride Upon Svadilfari by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 218,368 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Loki
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 6,552 - Follows: 8,071 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,729 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
The Tree of Knowledge by Silk Lily reviews
Haruno Sakura is one of Iwagakure's finest: a weapon wielded by her village. But when the young kunoichi allows her conscience to get the best of her, what should have been a routine assassination mission goes awry, and she finds herself a prisoner of war in Konoha. Slowly, the lines between enemy and comrade begin to blur, and good and evil are no longer so easy to tell apart. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4832 - Favs: 10,439 - Follows: 11,950 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete