Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
I have a plagiarizer! Correction: HAD a plagiarizer. Apparently this violation (akin to web-rape, I might go so far as to say --swoons dramatically--) took place a few months after my story’s birth. So I’m pretty horribly behind. But yeah. Um. It’s really such a blatant case of copying, I’m not sure how to feel.
I say to this unfortunate, originality-bankrupt person: Thank you. Your shameless copying of my exact words to put into your weird, sad character blog is highly flattering. The fact that you did it not once, but at least twenty times (here, here, here, and here are some examples) shows your true dedication to the art of bullshittery that seems to be your only recourse for creativity.
"But I changed one of the names!" you cry, scandalized? Well, just so you're aware, adding names like 'Lucian' in where original names used to be, does not make the sentence yours (le gasp!). I'm truly devastated to have to wreck your misconceptions of what an original thought is. I can offer you this piece of candy to make up for your extreme lack of imagination. It's butterscotch ripple.
But look on the bright side, young copycat! This talent you have for taking words that others thought up and putting your name on or near them will take you very far indeed. Possibly to the gas station on the corner. Or, if you're very good, to prison! I'm rooting for you, little guy.
Oh, and one more thing: I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR PARENTS.