OurMrsParker
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Joined 01-11-08, id: 1472200, Profile Updated: 06-02-11
Author has written 9 stories for Gilmore Girls, House, M.D., Love Actually, Picture of Dorian Gray, Robin Hood, 2010, and Castle.

Hello all!

Name--OurMrsParker, after the lovely Dorothy Parker. If you do not know her, look her up. She will change your world. Poet, writer, critic, lover. All you can ask for.

My fanfics are all smutty. I write original stuff that doesn't have to deal with smut. When it comes to fanfiction - SMUT ALL THE WAY! Tasteful smut, though. Honest.

I LOVE FEMSLASH.

Shipper - I'm a big shipper fan. I even made a list. My big shippers would be Rick Castle and Kate Beckett - Castle / Helen Magnus and Nikola Tesla - Sanctuary / Olivia Benson and Alexandra Cabot - Law & Order: Special Victims Unit / Sam Carter and Jack O'Neil - Stargate SG1 / Liz Lemon and Gretchen Thomas - 30 Rock / Lorelai Gilmore and Luke Danes - Gilmore Girls / Ellen Fanshaw and Geoffrey Tennant - Slings & Arrows / Penny and Jake - Good Morning, Miami / 10th Doctor and Rose - Doctor Who / 11th Doctor and River Song - Doctor Who / Willow and Tara - Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Greg House and Lisa Cuddy - House / Trinity and Neo - Matrix Trilogy (movie)

I'm officially in love with the following actresses : Stana Katic, Amanda Tapping, Lisa Edelstein, Emma Thompson, Cate Blanchett, Stephanie March, Dana Delany, the list goes on...

Check out my work! R & R. I appriciate criticism, but not flames.

~OurMrsParker

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One Hundred Coffees by Younger Dr. Grey reviews
The story of each and every one of those one hundred coffees that Kate owes Rick. Castle/Beckett. Now COMPLETE. Spoilers now include "Undead Again" in the EPILOGUE/START OF SEQUEL, which is what I just added. Fluff, angst, reality.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,643 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Squirm by Gomes reviews
“See if I can make you squirm.”
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
Lindsay Lohan's a Lesbian by babydykecate reviews
30 Rock. Femslash. Liz/Gretchen. Liz calls Gretchen to tell her that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian. And that she can't stop thinking about Gretchen. Warning: Sexual Content.
30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Gretchen T., Liz L. - Complete
Framed by DAxilla reviews
Alex/Olivia - Alex has a little secret...and we all know how good Olivia is at making people spill their secrets... This was kind of meant to be a one shot, but the feedback has been lovely so I might continue it after I finish my current A/O story
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2008 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Language of Hands by JD11 reviews
“Doctor, what-?” His tongue snakes out, running up along the curve of her clavicle, stopping just at the base of her neck. His tongue clicks against the roof of his mouth. “You’re practically exuding hormones." 10/Rose 1st in 'Incompatible' series
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
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To Sleep, Perchance To Dream reviews
"In her dreams he always came back to her, whispering apologies, professions of love, promises to never go away again." Set during Castle's disappearance in Season 7.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Settling Down with a Good Book reviews
I don't like this title as much, but I needed to resubmit it. Was previously titled "Solidarity with a Companion." What if Kate Beckett had gotten to the infamous page 105 on her own, while she was in the bathtub in "Fool Me Once"? Simple pure smut. R&R
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Desire reviews
One-shot. Marion's thoughts on desire and a certain archer who has crossed her path. Set early in the movie. Rated M for steamy dream fantasies. Read and review.
Robin Hood, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Marion Loxley, Robin Longstride - Complete
You Have Killed Me reviews
Third person POV. Detailing Basil and Dorian's relationship. Songfic, slash. Angst. Better review inside. T just to be safe.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Complete
Just Say Yes reviews
My take on what happened after Lorelai proposed at the end of Season 5. Short, one-shot, fluff. JavaJunkie. R&R
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Don't Stop Now reviews
Songfic. Karen reflections and angst. Set after confrontation with Harry but before the airport scene. Rated T just in case. R&R
Love Actually - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Amputee Needs Morphine, She Needs Coffee reviews
The first meeting between Luke and Lorelai. It's been done, over and over again, I know, but I have my own little twist on it. Pure fluff. Not even dirty fluff, so that's good for me. R&R
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
What If? reviews
Would she throw everything away - her reputation, her career, her romantic future - for a night with this man? A night filled with sexual longing on a rooftop? What if? H/C
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Raincoats and Recipes: Alternative Ending reviews
What if Kirk hadn't come down screaming? I'm a big Luke/Lorelai fan. I know it's been done a hundred times before, but this is my take on how it happened... R&R
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete