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Where o where to start...

Name: Vampirewishes (not in real life)

Age: Teen


All American Rejects

Fall Out Boy

Click 5

Boys Like Girls

So much more stuff that i cant list



(which includes Edward, Jasper, Emmett and the books)

Johnny Depp

Jonas Brothers


If i kept going it will take forever


Well i am pretty hyper whn i want to be and i am a all together nice person...if i like you.

I can be OCD sometimes but thats ok my friends are that way too..

I have the 2 bestest friends EVER! They are like my sisters!

No they are my sisters!

I havent written stories yet but soon i probably will


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IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Bella's Change by Miss Sammi San reviews
My Version of what should have happened when Bella was changed. I do NOT own any of the twilight affiliated characters, books, etc.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Note Passing with the Cullens! by a regular saint mary reviews
The Mysterious E? Edward's very large pockets? A dog named scampi! A series of notes, passed by the Cullens. OOC, and random. Rated T just in case. Some B.D. Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Until Breaking Dawn by Princess Ly reviews
What I would like to happen in Breaking Dawn. How I picture Bella and Edward's future together. Please review! constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! thx!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Happily Ever After by Yondaimehokagefan reviews
Everything is going surprisingly good for Bella. The vampires find a way to turn back into humans, Jake imprints, and she makes new friends. Unfortunately in her life happiness only last so long.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love is forever I think by sickchik510 reviews
Bella has made her choice...Edward. But why can't she keep Jake out of her head. When Jake decides to come back for the wedding, will bella's mind change? I'm bad at summaries please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Reversed Twilight by JuliaxJitter reviews
What if Edward was a human and Bella was the vampire? Roles reversed and what will happen? Slightly different, but follows the plot line of twilight a lot. 15th chapter up finally! R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
They did WHAT? by Vampireme reviews
Just a bunch of oneshots about the misadventures of the Cullens. Includes, Edward and a shirt of Doom, Truth or Dare, Twister, and Rosalie as a hobo. Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Victoria's Secret by unconditionallyinlove reviews
Ever wonder how Edward reacts to Bella in Victoria's Secret? A delicious, fluffy one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Sunshine Behind The Clouds by Azeure reviews
What happened to the days where Bella and Edward could relax and be together? They're right here. A story for the hopeless romantic in all of us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
Emmett's War by Azeure reviews
When Emmett locks Edward in a closet, Bella declares war. Can Edward and Bella beat Emmett at his own game? A story for the prankster in all of us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete