Mumkahide bio
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 Author has written 113 stories for Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Megamind, Lord of the Rings, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Good Omens, Hobbit, and Divergent Trilogy. Witch writer. -x-x-x- I have the pandemic to thank for the first chapter of Rubin Heart. Originally written on Wattpad and later transferred to Fanfiction . net, it was the first piece of writing I'd ever completed and you can imagine how proud I was to finally put pen to paper, err...finger to keyboard and finish the project. It's a Regency-inspired romance featuring Snape and Hermione and was done as an hommage to my love for Jane Austen stories. After that first fanfiction, I have written many stories within the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts universe: some romantic and light-hearted, others more serious. I like to write pairings or combinations of characters that are unusual and surprising and see if I can find some points of contact, like "hmm what would happen if..." Of course anything funny or ridiculous is my cup of tea. Since then, I've extended my writing experiments to other fandoms like Megamind, and the Hobbit/LOTR. However, I'll always have a soft spot for Harry Potter FF as they were my 'gateway' into the world of fanfiction. While I experiment a lot, most of my tales include elements of humour and mystery. If you'd like to read my other works, I am on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) under the name : Mumka and on Tumblr under: mumka-fanfic. My wonderful icon is from KoolShooters on Pexels . com. Thank you for reading and leaving reviews and favourites. I really love the comments where readers tell me exactly what they loved about a story or any thoughts and questions that stayed with them after reading. I am very grateful for all your messages. I am experiencing some issues with receiving email notifications of your reviews to my stories. I will do my very best to read every comment. Thank you for understanding! |
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Draco's Guardians by Ash Juillet reviews
Draco's guardians help him on his slide adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2024 - Draco M., Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
The Muddy Misadventures of Lucius Malfoy by Ash Juillet reviews
Lucius overhears the Prewetts talking about a treasure at the bottom of the Black Lake, so of course he goes off to find it first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2024 - Lucius M., Gideon P., Fabian P. - Complete
How to Be a Prince by Sharkeygirl reviews
Severus Snape is no prince. It is this fact which brings a witch seeking revenge to his doorstep. Now, Severus is cursed with a failing heart unless he can love a woman, and she can love him in return. What happens when Lucius Malfoy decides Healer Hermione Granger is the perfect person to break the spell?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,346 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/25/2023 - Published: 1/3/2023 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Tin Man by Sharkeygirl reviews
When a tornado strikes Hogwarts, Severus is transported to a world he believed only existed in a saccharine Judy Garland movie. Now, he must find a way to navigate Oz, a land where his magic is rendered useless. Will Severus manage to return home with his sanity, or will the ever present threat of a musical number drive him to madness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,765 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/20/2022 - Published: 8/16/2022 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
When Friendships Aren't Dreams by Aya Diefair reviews
Harry is invited to tour a couple of schools that took an interest in him after an unfortunate event occurred. He worries that he will be institutionalized, but all he did was protect his dad, Tony Stark, from danger. At least he still has friends. - — Part of the Dreams Saga
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/27/2022 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
Bat Wings, Toad Spleens, and Rat Guts by AtramNoctem reviews
Silly one-shots, drabbles, and aborted plot bunnies. Parvati becomes a vegan; an ambitious Ron makes a bid for the Philosopher's Stone; Dumbledore reveals to Harry the true source for all his woes; Harry finds a Death Eater recruitment pamphlet; and more to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2022 - Published: 4/30/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D., Parvati P.
Bravery by turanga4
Albus Severus and his godfather make discoveries together about honesty, courage, and coming out as who you are. (Submission to THC Year 9, Round 6).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2022 - Harry P., Neville L., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hogwarts B and B by Story Please reviews
Severus is a vampire! Hermione is a cryptozoologist! Dumbledore runs a haunted B&B in his Scottish Castle, and he's throwing a party. Will Hermione find herself pranked by a poltergeist or have her ankles ravaged by a were-weasel? Anything is possible at the Hogwarts B&B!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2022 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Aftereffects by turanga4 reviews
A conversation in a Potions classroom, in the early part of Harry's fifth year, with Severus Snape forced to confront his limits and his loyalties. Reviews, as always, appreciated and reciprocated with feedback on yours if you like. TW: torture references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2022 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Descendants 5: Bal's Heir by TR Lara Croft reviews
(Sequel to D4: Mal's Darkness) With the Royal wedding gone by it's time for Mal and Ben gets unwelcomed guest to Auradon, they want to make some deals with them but also Mal and Ben needs to give Auradon a heir to the throne, what will happen and can they fight of the threats that is coming all around them or will Auradon have new rulers.
Descendants, 2015 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2022 - Published: 6/17/2021 - Mal, Evie, Ben/Prince, Uma
Bringing You Close To Me by Ash Juillet reviews
Hermione just wants to drink some hot chocolate and forget the entire Yule Ball debacle, but to her surprise, things change when she meets Cedric in the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/10/2021 - [Cedric D., Hermione G.] - Complete
Santa Krum's In Town by Ash Juillet reviews
Ginny helps Hermione get dressed up before dragging her downstairs to see Viktor, who is dressed as Santa. Hermione loses her mind over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2021 - [Viktor K., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Deal With the Devil by rebecca-in-blue reviews
A demon and an angel battle for the soul of Kate McAllister, set throughout Home Alone. Inspired by her great line about selling her soul to the devil.
Crossover - Bible & Home Alone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2021 - Michael, Kate M. - Complete
The Durmstrang Connection by hiddenhibernian reviews
Professors Snape and Granger are sent on a mission to improve Hogwarts' relations with Durmstrang. Unfortunately, nobody told their notoriously touchy hosts they are not a couple. Severus isn't too keen on finding out what Minerva would do if he wrecks her pet project. He would very much like to know why Viktor Krum is skulking in the corridors, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,661 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/7/2020 - Published: 7/9/2020 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Minerva M., Viktor K. - Complete
Love, Carefully Folded by Dressagegrrrl reviews
Why do Hermione and Severus keep dreaming of each other? And why are they always in a bordello?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/17/2020 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Doing it for the Order by DesertC reviews
The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Debaucery by DesertC reviews
Debauchery and Sorcery - a powerful combination. Severus is finally free and immerses himself in his newfound freedom by pursuing hedonistic pleasures. Regarded as both a hero and man of mystery, he has become an object of desire for many. However, one woman seems to be immune to his seductive charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,364 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/24/2016 - Published: 10/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Katie B. - Complete
Grape Juice by DesertC reviews
Severus Snape gets in touch with his feminine side and Hermione Granger gets creative. What will be the outcome? Grape Juice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 7882 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Malfoys Always end up on top by Shiv5468 reviews
Post War, Draco's life has been threatened. He thinks he can cope, the Minister disagrees, and he is sent to live with Hermione... Old story, pre DHH,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Than Homemade by rebecca-in-blue reviews
How did Lily Evans first become one of Horace Slughorn's "all-time favorite students"? It all started early in her first year, with an argument over some cookies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Lily Evans P., Horace S. - Complete
The Dark Lord Triumphant by Snarky64 reviews
Dystopian AU from the end of HBP. Severus Snape kills Dumbledore, exactly as he and his true master, Lord Voldemort, have planned. The reign of the Dark Lord begins. Canon character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Severus S.
Legacies by Imhilien reviews
Hermione has been left Snape's house in his will... and seemingly his ghost, as well! Short Story. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The GreenEyed Monster by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Megamind tended to provoke odd respones, but never in her wildest dreams could Roxanne have imagined this. Well...maybe in her wildest dreams. M for a reason, people!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
A Taste of What's to Come by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne bumped into a cloth-covered machine and nearly stumbled as a flash of bright white light caught her off-guard. Great, there went her dark vision. It was going to take hours to find the kitchen now...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Blue Blue Blue Blue Christmas by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is unexpectedly Megamind's guest for Christmas Eve. Tis the season of miracles... My shot at making a funny, tasteful, and deliciously smutty Christmas story. M for a reason, folks.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
An Interlude in an Alley by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Fifty by excessivelyperky reviews
Snape contemplates his fiftieth birthday with a lot more grace than he thought capable. Granted, the boot camp which Dante laughingly called Purgatory changed a man. Not a sequel to BP, sorry! DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Abduction by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape tries to save Hermione from herself by abducting her and giving her the "Treatment." Mature readers only. Adult Content/Graphic Descriptions
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Change of Venue 2: Granger Services, Inc by Ms-Figg reviews
This time Hermione is the one with the lucrative private business. She's a very selective paid escort. Snape is interested in her services. Graphic Adult Content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Walking the Gray Line Accidental chapter post by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione wants to restore Harry's broken soul. Unfortunately, the books of Dark Magic belong to a very cold and bitter Severus Snape, who is not known for his generosity. A bargain is struck, sex for patronage. Dementors, demons await. Alternate Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 171,643 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Naughty Little Ficlet by Ms-Figg reviews
A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Serendipity by Mother of Tears reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a Marriage Law, but it doesn't affect only Muggleborn witches. It affects pureblood wizards as well and a certain Potion's master has a problem...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Santa Severus Snape by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus Snape thought he was the most unlikely candidate for Santa, apart from Genghiz Khan. He might be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Reflections After Dark by Imhilien reviews
The temporary return of the Mirror of Erised to Hogwarts will force two people to face their unwilling feelings for each other. However, the mirror has a new danger and an enemy plots in the shadows... (HGSS) (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,272 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/20/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Someone to watch over me reviews
Lucius Malfoy employs Hermione Granger to tutor his talented, but feisty grand-daughter Vanessa. As for Severus Snape? He simply can't admit that the primary reason he'd invested in Miss Granger's new job is because he's secretly lusting after her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/20 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Santa Snape reviews
Snape and Granger are Christmas shopping and both get roped into a save Christmas operation!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Wedding Bouquet reviews
Hermione doesn't believe in traditions until...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
There must be something I can do, Professor reviews
Ever since she started dating Ron, Hermione's grades began to suffer. Ever since Macgonagall couldn't find a replacement Potions Professor, Severus Snape's mood began to suffer. Perhaps they can both find a mutually agreeable compromise ... wink!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/8 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's New Tattoo
Yikes! Did Harry get a tattoo?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rubeus H. - Complete
Petunia's relief reviews
Petunia is ready to start a new life with a new acquaintance ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14 - Petunia D. - Complete
Snowed INN reviews
On a mission to get back Lucius' House Eld, Snape finds himself stuck in Granger's Inn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M., OC - Complete
My Christmas Wish this Year reviews
Severus wishes to find love on Christmas. Santa helps. A little crude.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
It's not Christmas without reviews
Hermione needs to get the Hogwarts decorations back before Christmas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mission S reviews
Hermione is sent by the Order (*cough* Dumbeldore) to ensnare Voldemort's whereabouts out of Snape with her seductive power of essay-writing. Draco Malfoy thinks he's got a chance to seduce the Know-It-All himself. Trouble ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2024 - Published: 10/13/2024 - [Draco M., Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
My Immortal reviews
Sanguini has a feast on some fresh blood
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/12/2024 - [Parvati P., Sanguini] - Complete
Spooky, Scary (Granger) Snapes reviews
Malfoy messed with the wrong kids... daddy and daughter take revenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M., OC - Complete
Severus prevails reviews
Severus takes charge of the situation at Godric's Hollow on Hallowe'en
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2024 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Minerva's choice reviews
Okay, this time Minerva makes a whole different choice about baby Harry and...Albus is not going to like it *gulp*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2024 - Harry P., Minerva M., Malcolm mG. - Complete
Are you sure Albus? reviews
Minerva McGonagall isn't exactly sure about the Headmaster's...questionable decisions...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2024 - Harry P., Albus D., Rubeus H., Minerva M.
Curious Incident of a Death Eater at Night Time reviews
Hermione runs into Death Eaters in Diagon Alley...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2024 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cursed with a Kiss reviews
What do you get when you put a pedantic Auror and a biting ex-Potions Master into a vault with an Ancient Love Spell? That's exactly what Hermione Granger and Severus Snape aim to find out when they wake up in an alternate future: married and cursed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/29/2024 - Published: 1/28/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Aline Lupin: The Goblet's Game reviews
Aline Lupin, a 15-year-old werewolf, competes in the Triwizard Tournament in her sister's place. Competing with three other wizards, she must protect her loved ones from Voldemort and a pack of werewolves. Her friendship with Harry complicates matters as she tries to avoid harming those close to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2024 - Published: 4/30/2024 - [OC, Harry P.] Remus L.
Almost Barely Together reviews
Severus Snape, esteemed Defense Professor of Hogwarts, finds his protegee in the son of his brilliant former student. He also finds that his brilliant former student is...well endowed. Seeing her son train under the best Defense Professor of all time is Hermione Granger's dream. Snogging her best Defense Professor is...err...complicated...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Astoria G., Hugo W. - Complete
He dreamt of the sun reviews
Severus has an all important question upon waking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Cracked Up Marriage reviews
It was at that moment that Severus Snape realized that he did not want to get married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2024 - [Severus S., Ginny W.] - Complete
Snape, Hermione and the Four-eyed Macguffin with a Lack of Self Preser reviews
Severus was not a cruel man, but enough was enough. Voldemort had already slaughtered countless ex-Death Eaters, a slew of Ministry employees and innocents in his mad attempt to show that 'daddy is back' to Magical UK. Harry Potter was an...okay boy... but was he worth a hundred more deaths? Severus would have to take one for the team and slaughter the dunderhead if he had to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2024 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
He who finds a wife reviews
A convenient connection happens at Madam Puddifoot's
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2024 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] George W. - Complete
Above the level reviews
When Hermione auditions for Durmstrang...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2024 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M., I. Karkaroff - Complete
Right of the Head reviews
A moment in Defense Against the Dark Arts class...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
She Slithered In Next Door reviews
Rent in cheaper in Cokeworth. What happens when Hermione moves into the Snapes' house and gets a job in the Potions Masters' Apothecary? Roommates AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Eileen P. - Complete
The Coffee Snake reviews
Hermione will solve the mystery of the best coffee in town. Coffee Shop AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2024 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Ron W. - Complete
Dumbledore strikes again reviews
The headmaster once again acts as unlikely matchmaker to his dear boy Severus. There is *no* personal benefit involved and everything goes smoothly as butter. (Loosely based off Stupid Cupid)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2024 - Published: 8/5/2024 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Autumn with Lavender
These days, Lavender stayed home. Especially during autumn, sitting cross-legged on a shaggy carpet with a brush in her hand and a pumpkin in her lap was the right way to spend a late October afternoon. A soft bristle of fur rubbed against her back and settled two rubbery beans on her thig
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2024 - Lavender B., Fang - Complete
Lucius Malfoy makes a valid point reviews
And Hermione can't argue with logic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2024 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Heard of Snake Oil? reviews
Severus Snape wants to up his body count. Hermione gives in, but with a twist!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
The General Fan Fiction Reader reviews
Severus reads some Hogwarts fan fiction and gets some wild ideas LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Magic Paddle Board
Ron finds a magic paddle board...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2024 - Ron W., Lucius M. - Complete
Big Black reviews
Hermione tells the kids an old story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2024 - Hermione G., Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
On the topic of Christmas reviews
The Angel and Demon discuss God's favourite holiday
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2024 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Wolf date reviews
Lavender goes on an unusual date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2024 - [Fenrir G., Lavender B.] - Complete
I hate cats! reviews
Fenrir hates them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2024 - Fenrir G., Crookshanks - Complete
Dobby's Special Recipe reviews
In order to cheer up Hermione, Dobby makes her a special elf recipe! Fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2024 - Hermione G., Dobby - Complete
The 'Marvelous' Marriage reviews
Severus Snape is forced to wed. Dumbledore has a plan. Ginny loves a barter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
I'm trying to SAVE you reviews
Hermione is kidnapped by the Dark Lord. Snape has a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Like for the first time reviews
Snape gets a second chance at life. Hermione sees a different side of her Potions Professor. Fluff as well!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
You will obey reviews
Hermione Granger decides to teach Snape a lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Mistress for a Manor reviews
Widower Lucius Malfoy allows the unusual Miss Lovegood to convert his manor into a Menagerie for her Fantastic Beasts. He's trying to give her every reason to stay. Meanwhile a meddling House-Elf and a scheming son are all too quick to compare her to the former Mistress of the Malfoy Manor, whom everybody deeemed 'Perfect'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2024 - Published: 1/17/2024 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] [Lucius M., Luna L.] - Complete
Rumble at La Rambla reviews
Severus puts up a good chase against Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2024 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Snape's Secret reviews
Harry overhears something he shouldn't have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2024 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
But in dreams reviews
Hermione has an interesting method in studying for her potions exams.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2024 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Guard Next Door reviews
Harry's new neighbour is looking out for him, but he never asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2024 - [Severus S., Harry P.] - Complete
Severus and Hermione's Pups reviews
When Hagrid's three headed dog Fluffy miraculously gives birth to two beautiful puppies, Severus and Hermione become their unwilling caretakers. Romance blossoms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Rubeus H. - Complete
Neville, just Neville reviews
Neville meets a Fairy Godmother in training. She sends him off to the ball, where he meets an unfortunately nasty girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2024 - Neville L., Pansy P., OC - Complete
Witches for two reviews
Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape plot a ruse to snag two witches for a night of debauchery. Unfortunately, said snagged witches figure out their schemes and plot revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/13/2024 - [Lucius M., Luna L.] [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
I Who-king hate Christmas
Based on: The Grinch (2018). The GRINCH meets his match in a single mother of three who, quite frankly, is freaking fed up with Who-ville's favorite holiday. He invites himself over for dinner. Naughty times ensue. GrinchxDonnaWho
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,584 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2024 - The Grinch, Cindy Lou W. - Complete
Finally, a Staff Meeting reviews
The New Headmaster has something to say about the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2024 - Hermione G., Severus S., Rubeus H., OC - Complete
On love reviews
What can Aragorn tell a Hobbit about love?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2024 - [Aragorn, Arwen U.] Bilbo B. - Complete
Love letters from Arwen and Aragorn reviews
From one heart to anouther
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2024 - [Arwen U., Aragorn] - Complete
Not too proud reviews
Yes, it was all that he requested. But as he'd later learn, the witch that was his match was also not at all aware she was to be courted by the most hated Potions Master in all of Magical England.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lavender B. - Complete
Stupid Cupid reviews
"Miss Hermione Granger and..." He rummaged his fingers around the bonnet. "Severus Snape?" This was a recipe for disaster. And yet, Dumbledore planned on finishing what he started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/22/2024 - Published: 4/21/2024 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Siren reviews
"Who's there?" he asked stupidly, cupping his fingers around his mouth. "Answer me."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2024 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Rubeus H., Rosmerta - Complete
Son of a Snape reviews
His first name was Edwin, but Severus did not need to know his surname. He was a Snape by and by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2024 - Severus S., Minerva M., OC - Complete
The Ghost Auction reviews
Once again, the 'Silent' Generation remains loud as Mandrake, seeing nothing wrong with peddling off the lives of the disadvantaged members of Magical Society for profit. It's the house-elf conundrum all over again. And Hermione Granger is compelled to stand against this modern-day slavery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2024 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A remarkable job reviews
Hermione Granger learns that not all jobs are remarkable
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2023 - Hermione G., Severus S., F. Flitwick, Basilisk - Complete
The dance reviews
After Metroman's death, Megamind (transformed into Bernard) joins Roxanne for an unexpected salsa.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2023 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Bernard - Complete
All roads lead to Cagailshire reviews
Ginny starts a new life post-war as a bartender in The Crooked Crone in the wizarding town of Cagailshire. What she doesn't anticipate is meeting Severus Snape, a wizard everyone thought had died during the battle. Rumours spread of the Dark Lord's return and Ginny pairs up with Snape to stop him. Tension ensues and Ginny finds herself developing feelings for the Potions Master.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,487 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2023 - Published: 1/3/2023 - [Ginny W., Severus S.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Karen's Pub reviews
Madam Rosmerta's (Ross') new business scheme 'Karen's Pub' requires every last drop of snark available. Fortunately, Severus Snape has an abundance of not-so-pleasant opinions and a terrible temper sure to give her clients their worst dining experience ever. One man seems immune to the offence —Minister Kinglsey—and Severus Snape vows to get under his skin before the night is over
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2023 - Severus S., Kingsley S., Rosmerta, Florean Fortescue - Complete
A villain in her bed reviews
Megamind and Roxanne wake up in the same bed-naked. Why had Megamind's newest invention backfired? Why can't Roxanne get the blue alien out of her hair?
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2023 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts School of Business and Administration reviews
Harry Potter is accepted to a different type of school. Harry blows out the dust candles of his cake. "Happy birthday to me," he says. "Only four more years before the law sees me as a viable taxpayer." Suddenly the front door flies open, letting in the first notes of a raging storm. A man as tall and wide as the spread of democracy enters the room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2023 - Harry P., Rubeus H., Vernon D. - Complete
5:00 reviews
The boss has asked Hermione to stay late, but she already had a date planned tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/15/2023 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Carve me gently reviews
Sworn in to protect Magic Folk, Ministry worker Hermione Granger heads to investigate a claim made against Lucius Malfoy. Tables turn when the eldest Malfoy begs her to punish him for his wrongdoings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2022 - Published: 11/23/2022 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] - Complete
How Voldy-mort stole Christmas reviews
A take on the popular poem by Dr Seuss. "Voldy-mort hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, his robes were too tight; It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his soul was sev'n sizes too small."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2022 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pupi for Krismus reviews
All Teddy Lupin wants is a puppy for Christmas. Santa doesn't bring him one, so five-year-old Teddy takes matters into his own hands. Trouble ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2022 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Your Guide to writing: Unforgettable Harry Potter Marriage Law Fanfic reviews
So you've been itching to write a marriage law fanfiction, but don't know where to begin the writing process? Look no further. Examples given from: Severus/Hermione, Fenrir/Lavender, Ginny/Draco, Lucius/Luna, Tom Riddle/Harry [Satire, Meta] [Explicit Sexual Content]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2022 - Published: 11/4/2022 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] [Voldemort, Harry P.] - Complete
A Cupboard Christmas reviews
Little Harry celebrates a typical Christmas with the Dursleys and it's everything he dreamed it wouldn't be...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2022 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Under the sycamore tree reviews
Ginny discovers a Time-Turner in Snape's old room in the Burrow. Then, she finds Snape himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2022 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
Go to Hell, Lucius Malfoy
Everyone tells Lucius Malfoy to go to Hell. Well, why the Hell not?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2022 - Lucius M. - Complete
Extra Potions with Snape reviews
Ginny has an extra potions class with Professor Snape. Neville is there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2022 - Severus S., Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
It's you, Black Bear reviews
While Harry and James are out cleaning Professor Snape's grave in Cokeworth, Ginny teaches her son Al to face his fear of evil spirits. One such spirit happens to be her former professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2022 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Owl-Son reviews
Harry 'Hairy' Potter was dropped by Hagrid in the woods over Bristol during his journey from Godric's Hollow to Privet Drive. He's rescued by an owl named Hardclaw Hootington and his wife, Hedwina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/28/2022 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Penny Dursley and the Train to Hogwarts reviews
Penny really needs to get on the Hogwarts Express train for September 1st. The problem is that she's a Dursley, and we all know much Vernon and Petunia love magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2022 - Rubeus H., Dudley D., Vernon D., OC - Complete
A girl with no faction
In a society where children are sorted into five factions at age 16, Petunia Dursley dreams of escaping her mundane life in the Abnegation faction. When it's revealed that her sister is a Divergent who might have to leave the country to go to a far-away boarding school for her training, Petunia makes a life-changing decision.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2022 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D., Four/Tobias - Complete
The day the Semi-permanent Glamour Charm left
Most charms in the grimoire were respected and sought, But the one on page fifty, section two was… well… not. The Semi-permanent Glamour Charm was looked at with wry, Don't ask for the reason, this charm knew not quite 'why'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2022 - Complete
Honey laced with arsenic
Albus has inexplicable feelings for the enigmatic wizard who had just moved to Godric's Hollow in the summer of 1899. During a high-energy duel, Albus decides to see if Gellert Grindelwald returns his affections. (2 Chapters) [Explicit Sexual Content]
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,453 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2022 - Published: 7/25/2022 - [G. Grindelwald, Albus D.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the not so awful summer reviews
Harry is ready to spend another miserable summer with the Dursleys until Hogwarts opens a special summer camp. Ron and Hermione cannot come, leaving Harry to spend what he believes will be an awful summer holiday. Between swimming in the Black Lake, a red-faced Cho, Grindylows and the incorrigible Malfoy...adventures for the beloved four-eyed wizard are just beyond the shore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2022 - Harry P., Draco M., Cho C., Petunia D. - Complete
Jacob and Queenie's Greek Adventure reviews
Jacob takes his dear wife Queenie to Greece for a well-deserved vacation. When a nasty Grindylow decides to ruin their trip, Jacob takes matters into his own hands: Kowalski style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2022 - [Jacob K., Queenie G.] Newt S. - Complete
Taste of victory
A young Albus duels Gellert in Godric's Hollow, losing again and again. Finally, he resorts to Legilimency to find out how to defeat Gell once and for all. What Albus sees in Gell's mind surprises him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2022 - [Albus D., Gellert G.] [Albus D., G. Grindelwald] - Complete
Remus's Fan reviews
Remus Lupin receives a useless gift for Christmas that turns out to be very, very useful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2022 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] Molly W. - Complete
Flame and onyx reviews
Even though the coin of fate landed in Snape's favor, it was only a matter of time until the dark and dirty side of his behaviour resurfaced. Ginny met his gaze, flipped him the bird and then, licking her fingers, crushed the flame of the candle. [Explicit]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2022 - Published: 6/26/2022 - [Ginny W., Severus S.] - Complete
A Tsardom so cold reviews
"We are here for you…Harry, son of Potter," Voldemort explained loudly, raising his own goblet. "Let us drink before I have his throat slit. Or perhaps, this youth could come with me to the courtyard and try to slay his ruler in a fair duel?" ; Royalty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2022 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Yule never believe my hair! reviews
A mishap with a bad hair mask leaves Parvati balder than a Bertie Bott's Bean. Her day becomes worse before it gets better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2022 - [Parvati P., Cho C.] - Complete
Why the squid danced before the summer reviews
First, there was water. It covered the barren stretch of the Earth like a cold sheath over a blade. All was still and quiet. The Great Mag, Creator of the Universe, and all His creations slept. On the first day of all days, the Giant Squid woke up, shivered and rose from the depths. Back then, the squid only had two tentacles and she brushed them over the nose of the Great Mag
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2022 - Rose W., Giant Squid - Complete
The cat came back reviews
Vernon Dursley's troubles began when a tabby cat greeted him on his way home to Privet Drive. His awful wizard nephew appeared on his doorstep the next day and turned his perfectly normal life upside down. Thirty years later, his grandkids (Penny and Vinny Dursley) are staying with him. A cat appears on the fence and Vernon is committed to ridding his family of magical mishaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2022 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Colin and the vampire reviews
Colin Creevey knew what he saw. There was a vampire in Hogwarts and it left two liquorice-red marks on Arwen Archibald's leg. Everyone told Arwen it was a rabid badger. Colin made it his personal business to prove them wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2022 - Colin C., Sanguini - Complete
Teaching Draco Malfoy reviews
All Minerva wants to do is stay in bed and nurse her cold. Instead, she has to teach a third-year Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2022 - Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Gran Auggie Magic
Gran Auggie was perfect. Little Neville only wants to earn her approval. Perhaps time spent in a garden will make her see how special he is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2022 - Neville L., Augusta L. - Complete
Mrs Figg's Secret reviews
Petunia needs to find out Mrs Figg's secret. There is no way her garden can be that good without extra help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2022 - Petunia D., Arabella F. - Complete
When hunting a hoyden: A Georgian Romance reviews
The Devil Lord Severn (Severus S) sees no woman as his equal: in hunt or in love. His friend Luce (Lucius M) seeks to prove him wrong by finding his match. He finds it in Miss Granger, a boisterous and clever young lady who comes to hunt at Tottenham House with her dandy betrothed. Severn proposes a dangerous game: he is the hunter, she is the prey. Passion ensues. (10 chapters)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/10/2022 - Published: 3/27/2022 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Ron W., Lucius M.
School for kittens: (Albus & Dolores) reviews
Dolores' kittens keep disappearing out of her portrait to go have tea elsewhere. She must discover where they sneak off to. Who keeps feeding her kittens? (THC)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2022 - [Dolores U., Albus D.] - Complete
I want that one reviews
Hermione's parents want her to find a nice human lad. That's how she finds herself in a lap dance bar in Muggle London with a supposed childhood friend, Missy. Accepting her bet, Hermione finds a dancer to enjoy the night with only to make the horrifying discovery...he is Professor Snape! What is the meaning of this encounter? Hermione is willing to pay up just to talk to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/21/2022 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Babysitting at Easter reviews
Harry and Luna go on vacation, leaving their baby boy in the hands of Severus Snape. Too bad Snape is bad with children. When an accident occurs, unexpected help appears in the form of Ginny Weasley. She forgoes a date to help take care of ickle James. Snape is thankful for her expert knowledge and thanks her in the best sort of way. [Explicit]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2022 - [Severus S., Ginny W.] Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The things we do in the dark reviews
Hermione set her professor's robes on fire. She had been a bad girl, and she'd never been a bad girl. What will happen when professor Snape calls her to his classroom for a reprimanding? What do you think he will ask of her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2022 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
A touch of darkness reviews
During a night out with friends in Muggle London, Hermione meets a former Death Eater. Dark and mysterious, he offers her a cab ride to the Buckingham Palace where a game of disguises and pretenses awaits her. Will she choose to stay behind or will she indulge in a fantastical reality with Severus Snape? What is the price of playing with dark magic?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25/2022 - Published: 2/19/2022 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Draco at the laundrette reviews
It all started with a jumper... - Draco needs to wear his heather gray jumper to his father's New Year's Eve party. Unfortunately, the laundry chambers have been under maintenance and the Headmistress refuses to fix them. Draco seeks help from the one Muggle laundry expert he knows: Hermione Granger. What happens when she plays a cruel trick on him at the laundrette?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2022 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Good Wizard Snape reviews
Hermione Granger babysits Dudley Dursley's children as a favor for Harry. The only rule? Use no magic. Hermione takes them to the Black Sheep B&B in the non-magical town of Cokeworth. She signs the guestbook under the name Mrs. Snape. He can't mind? What happens when the dead headmaster returns and is unhappy with the mixup? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2022 - Published: 1/15/2022 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Rita S. - Complete
The Sniv: An Unexpected Party reviews
In a small hole in the ground, there lived a Sniv by the name of Seweryn Snape. One day, a mysterious wizard named Dumbledore the Great comes to the 'Worth. He invites Snape on a grand adventure. The Hobbit, chapter 1, retold using the Harry Potter cast.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2022 - Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Twas the night before Yuletide reviews
Ah, Yuletide and poetry, Snape's two favorite things. The Golden Trio are out caroling when they stumble upon Professor Snape's house. Granger takes it upon herself to show the old grump what Yuletide's really about. (Based on the famous poem by Clement Clarke Moore).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2022 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Harry P.] - Complete
This Earl may strike reviews
Earl Sevren is known for his temper. Regency AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2021 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Gutter-Mind (Complete) reviews
Sev's Pa always told him to keep a clear head around girls. Sev really tried. Really did. Lily Evans was different. Lily Evans didn't just twist his mind, she was already inside there from the start and wouldn't leave no matter how hard he tried to remove her. So she really had it coming, that tease. (Severus/Lily)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2021 - [Severus S., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Rubin Heart (Complete) reviews
Gentleman Professor Severus Snape catches the eye of Hermione Granger, a witch with a talent for taxidermy. After a spiteful comment, Granger resolves to keep her distance. They can't stop meeting in the most unlikely places. Stopping a friend's unfavourable marriage may not be the only reason for their attraction. AU / Future / Mature / 10/10
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2021 - Published: 1/15/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Ginny W., Viktor K.] - Complete
Frost-Snape (Complete) reviews
Germilona (Hermione) is sent to the forest in the dead of winter by her stepmother to fetch lilies of the valley for the czar's son. Luckily, the Frost-Snape is there to help. When families from boths sides show scepticism at the unlikely romance, can their love still prevail?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Sevka and the Frog-Maiden (Complete) reviews
Sevka (Severus Snape) shoots his arrow out into the Northern Swamps and is forced to marry a frog. Luckily, the frog outwits everyone at the Czar's court. A Russian Folklore AU that takes historical accuracy into no consideration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Kingdom of Blue Papayas (Complete) reviews
20 years later, Triple-Agent Snape returns to Earth. He can free his Soul on one condition: erase all evidence of his previous life by collecting back his memories. Enter dismissed Auror Granger who holds his last memory in her locket. Crookshanks convinces the two to use each other. An unlikely link with Blue-Eyes develops joins the Auror and the Potions Master. Future/Mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/25/2021 - Published: 2/20/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Waltz at Yule Ball (Complete) reviews
In Third Year, Draco invites Hermione to the Yule Ball. Now a year later, neither have partners. Is Draco still the terrible bully or does she see a side of him that's kind and vulnerable? At a Ball, anything can happen and witches and Wizards can surprise us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Draco's Mask (Complete) reviews
Draco Malfoy recieves a present on his eleventh birthday that makes an impact on the rest of his youth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2021 - [Draco M., Lucius M.] Narcissa M. - Complete
Hermione and Severus on Distant Shores (Complete) reviews
Professor Hermione and Caretaker Severus find themselves whisked away on the Durmstrang Ship. Who knew the Caribbean Sea would stir the tides of love between two very different people?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2021 - Published: 5/2/2021 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Viktor K. - Complete
New Years Wish (Complete) reviews
Stuck together in close quarters, Severus discovers Hermione's New Years Wish. He debates granting it. (Short)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2021 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete