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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I discovered fanfiction during COVID-19, in that first massive wave of cases and the world being locked down. Already, I was a huge fan of Harry Potter, having read the series countless times. I read literally nothing but Harry Potter fanfiction for an entire year, and only like halfway through 2021 did I start branching out to a few other fandoms. I've also started a few of my own fics, so far only Harry Potter but I'd consider doing a Percy Jackson/extended Riordan verse, or perhaps a Marvel or My Hero Academia fic. If I can ever find the time and motivation and inspiration. PM me if you have suggestions that for some reason you think I could execute well.

Oh, Harry was my very first fic, but it's being reworked a bit as of January 2022. I have Chapters written into 2nd year, just revising them and adding more as I re-publish

Sentience is my other fic, a completed one-shot about a certain Flying Ford Anglia

I am on AO3 under the same username (link below hopefully works)

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Loose Cannon by manatee-vs-walrus reviews
Fourteen months after the Battle of Hogwarts, an overheard, off-the-cuff comment turns Harry's life upside-down. Goodbye Auror training, hello Chudley Cannons! And witches ... lots of witches (but no harem). Heaps of dialogue and world-building, and OCs galore. Warning: Many tropes were harmed in the writing of this fic, and Cursed Child never happened. NO MORTAL PERIL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 155 - Words: 1,381,420 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 11/16 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Kreacher
Overlord by otblock57 reviews
All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,764 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 10/23/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by Scribbling Steve reviews
Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,433 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/22 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 6,549 - Follows: 5,420 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Sunshowers by IzzyMRDB reviews
Percy has a rather bad habit of being able to see the future. The old lady down the street is going to lose her cat, Zeus' Master Bolt is going to be stolen by Luke, he'll get a C in Maths. As you can tell, this causes problems. Especially since he was born with this, and the gods have no idea he has such a gift. At least he's always ten steps (and ten years) ahead of his enemies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,729 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/26/2021 - Published: 3/3/2021 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Percy J., Apollo
Percy Jackson and the world of magic by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 270,821 - Reviews: 4871 - Favs: 8,396 - Follows: 8,714 - Updated: 1/3/2021 - Published: 11/5/2016
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 2/2/2020 - Severus S., Neville L.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 5/27/2020 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 128 - Words: 603,414 - Reviews: 10398 - Favs: 16,899 - Follows: 17,085 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Breezy by NeroLieto reviews
Bree Montero is a loud, clumsy American girl transferring to Hogwarts. She thought things would be quiet and easy in rainy old England, until she met two crazy red headed boys and her family got caught up in the life of Harry Potter. Begins in GoF, continues through til DH. George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 397,776 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/16/2020 - Published: 2/21/2012 - George W., Lee J., OC, Fred W.
The Shock of it All by Fairywm reviews
A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 222,797 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 5,200 - Follows: 4,347 - Updated: 10/5/2018 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 6,920 - Follows: 5,921 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 6030 - Favs: 17,417 - Follows: 18,823 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7273 - Favs: 16,095 - Follows: 12,105 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Trials of the Sea by Avarianus reviews
War is coming. But as the Olympians slowly begin to realize what awaits them, Percy's fate leads him down a different path. His trials will happen out in the sea, where ancient grudes persist and nothing is quite as it seems. Amidst monsters and deceit, he will have to find his destiny. But one things is assured. He will not go alone. AU Sequel to "Champion of the Sun"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,680 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Calypso, Percy J., Zoë N., Will S. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 7016 - Favs: 15,597 - Follows: 10,476 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36736 - Favs: 29,730 - Follows: 21,633 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 1,809 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 10,807 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Your Hand In Mine by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Annabeth's the girl who hardly ever loses a race, and Percy's the new kid who doesn't have time for track team. It's a love story waiting to happen. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,053 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 248 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 5,239 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Winter in Líf's Holt by Midoriko-sama reviews
Hiccup is back on Berk after having been missing for five years, just on time to hunker down for the Winter. But will the seemingly endless season hold beauty and happiness for him, or will everything that happened so quickly finally catch up with him? Rated for violence, colourful Viking language and some adult situations.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,936 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 835 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] [Tuffnut, Camicazi] - Complete
Scars are Just Another Kind of Memory by tai-chi-leigh reviews
"As she reaches to the small table between them to take another sip of her drink, Percy can't help but watch the way her ribcage twists and the words 'We live with the scars we choose' glint in the sunlight." Percabeth AU, oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Checkmate by 37294729 reviews
She smirked and tapped her wrist tauntingly. "Any day now Seaweed Brain." Percy could feel his confidence flowing back through his veins. He could do this. After all, who could get under her skin more than he could? Who else could make the great Annabeth Chase blush cherry red? ...A game of chess aboard the Argo II. Rated Teen for suggestive themes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3726 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 4,737 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
The Trials of Commentating by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Lily commentates a Gryffindor/Slytherin Qudditch match, much to the fury of Professor McGonagall. - JP/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4742 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 7,486 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Up to No Good by Little Hobbit reviews
How Fred and George came across the secret to their success, the Marauder's Map, and any other mischeif they may have gotten themselves into over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Fred W., George W.
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6694 - Favs: 19,623 - Follows: 7,291 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Oh, Harry reviews
With a weird scar, unexplainable happenings, and a cousin who's just a BIT too interested in fire, Harry Potter's life can only be described as a chaotic, confusing mess. Then he turns eleven. Featuring: Ron being an enigma, Hermione in a hopeless fight for logic, a large nose, narration, Hogwarts nonsense, Quidditch Chaos, the Weasley Twins, and a toad in a bowtie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 3/2/2021 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Trevor
Sentience reviews
All things have a purpose, but sentience complicates things. Basically one sided mental dialogue of the main character... which is going to be easy to guess but I kept it slightly confusing on purpose so let me have my fun dammit. American slang used intentionally, some dirty LANGUAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2021 - Complete