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Author has written 91 stories for Doctor Who, Parodies and Spoofs, K-PAX, Quantum Leap, Cupid, Misc. Tv Shows, StarTrek: The Original Series, A-Team, Voyagers!, James Bond, Muppet Show, Stargate: Atlantis, Touched by an Angel, and Psych.

On The Eighth Day God Called us to the Stars

I am Elizabeth Hensley. I am gifted and cursed with Asperger’s syndrome. Asperger’s syndrome is the best kind of crazy to be because we don’t flee from reality. We force reality to confirm to us. We improve reality. From our early days as Neanderthals, the “Daughters of Earth” (see Genesis 6:1-6) we’ve been the driving force behind much of Human progress. We invented cave painting, burying our dead with flowers, the flute and the ocarina. We first domesticated the Dog, the Horse, the Goat and the Sheep. About the only thing we didn’t invent was sewing. When we wanted to keep warm we threw an Animal skin over us. It took the Cro Magnons/Neurotypicals/Sons of God to invent sewing and fashion, and fashion has been a bug-a-boo to us ever since. Flash forward a few thousand years and we have Albert Einstein, Tesla, Oppenheimer, Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, Bill Gates, Bill Murray, Stephen Spielberg, and we have Elizabeth Hensley. I’ m a proud and humiliated Aspergerian in proud and glorious company.

NASA has been called a sheltered workshop for Aspergerians. So is Microsoft. The main difference between Aspergerians and Schizophrenics is while we both think and talk a lot about going for rides in spaceships, Schizophrenics go for rides in spaceships because little Green Men abduct them but Aspergerians go for rides in spaceships because we design and BUILD them. But due to our shared inability to read and respond to facial expressions, our intense special interests which we are always happily fanatical about and our lack of interest in the usual neurotypical social stuff when talking to us on the streets and in Psychiatrists offices it is often very hard to tell the difference! Sigh! Ask me how I know this! :(

Riddle: “What do you call an Neurotypical (Non-Aspergerian) in a research and development lab? “

“Lost.”

Castles in the Air (Everyone's Place In society).

Neurotics dream of Castles in the Air.

Psychotics move into them.

But Aspergerians think long and hard about

Castles In the Air and design workable blueprints.

Neurotypicals take those blueprints and with their superior social skills

Organize the resources for their actual construction.

Psychiatrists sit back and collect the rent.

If you met me you would find me quite weird for I cannot read or respond to facial expressions and have trouble making eye contact. I can’t tell People apart by their faces; (Face Blindness also called Prosopagnosia). When I was in school I could not socialize because I didn’t know who most People were and had no way to learn. I had the first-day-of-school-don’t-know-anybody jitters every day of my entire school years. That’s the curse part. But it’s a small price to pay for the rich mental Universe I internally dwell in because through the miracle of writing, word processing and the blessed Internet which will evolve into Heaven I can share my vision with the Universe.

Every story, essay and poem I write is a blue print for the wonderful, warm and fuzzy future I have perfect faith Humanity is capable of building with a little help from our Future Selves. Due to General Relativity which as been proven (google it), Time and Space curve, bent by the gravitational mass of the Universe. Every thing that happens in the Future, everything we grow into, all progress and invention, happened in the Past. If for no other reason that self fulfilling prophesy, just as we build the Submarine Nautilus, the Moon ship Columbia and the International Space Station, just as there are cell phone and communication satellites, just as there are Robots rolling around on Mars and vacuuming carpets on Earth, we will use Science to build that 1500 mile long cube mentioned in the last two chapters of Revelation, go around curved space time and upload everybody's organically produced operating systems including the Galilee Carpenter's and give Him His well deserved Kingdom; because we want to and can. No other reason is necessary. The minute that Neanderthal (probably a Lady) dragged her dead Loved One to the most protected area of their cave and covered him in flowers to fight the stench, from that moment the building of New Jerusalem became unavoidable. We tenacious Humans had decided to do something about death instead of helplessly accepting it. Faith inspires Science and Science fulfills Faith. Flash forward a few billion years and we build any kind of Universe and Future we desire. Because Time-Space curves the Afterlife already exists.

Every story I write is a blue print-vision of Good Samaritan style neighborliness taken to the Stars and every other possible place. In my blueprint God and gods, Humans, Angels, Aliens, Animals and AI’s can get along and do so. Because peace is more fun than fighting and love is far more powerful than war. The pen is mightier than the sword, the word processor than the Bomb and why fight when we can party on and be excellent to one another? It is no coincidence that Eternity is seen from the Vikings to Stargate as a diner, a night kitchen, a wedding feast, the eternal feast of the gods! For feasting is what we shall do forever! Christ said in Revelation 3:20-21 “Here I am! I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and eat with him, and he with me. To him who overcomes, I will give the right to sit with me on my throne, just as I overcame and sat down with my Father on his throne. “

Let Christ in for pity’s sake. He’s hungry and lonely and He has so much love to give! You haven’t been loved until you’ve invited the warm Cosmic Muffin inside your skull to debug you, network you with the rest of the Body we are evolving into and to be loved from your insides outwards from the deepest most innermost marrow of your being!

Thanks for paying attention to this wise and loving crazy-wise Lunatic. And know in your hearts all you desire will come to you in time if you take up your burdens and push forward. A quantum leap is not a huge leap but a tiny, smaller-than-an-atom leap. Out of a multitude of such tiny little leaps, one gently doable stair-step upwards at a time, over the next ten to fifteen billion years we evolve into the Omega Point of evolution. “Rather speaking the truth in love we are to grow up in every way into the head into Christ.” Ephesians 4.15

Enjoy my Castles in the Air and then go out into Reality Space and put foundations under them. Always pay every good deed forward for this World and the Universe is round and it will get back to you after gaining Moore’s law-like levels of momentum. There is no stopping us tenacious Humans! As Gene Roddenberry said, “the Human adventure is just beginning.” I say, “Day Eight has come. We’ve been called to the Stars and it is very early in the morning!”

Things to .

Autism + Neanderthal Theory

http://www.proofgodexists.org

http://www.gigglesfromheaven.org

http://www.poemsofdarwinsgod.org

The High Frontier + Colonies In Space

The Omega Point.

Neandergooglethals + flowers

And something society needs to be aware of that is very dangerous in our food supply that the FDA is not protecting us from that causes rage reactions and brain damage! It also speeds up cancer and obesity! It is allowed to hide in foods, vaccines and IVs under 40 different names including "natural flavoring." And more names to give foods a "clean label" are being added all the time! While it can do this in Neurotypicals too it may be the real reason for the "Autism epidemic." We do not have an Autism epidemic but an epidemic of very sick Autists! Undamaged we eccentric Ludwig Von Drakes would be here anyway doing many wonderful things for society! Please do not donate to Autism Speaks or Cure Autism Now! They are only looking for our genes so a genetic test can be found so we can be aborted! If we are erased from Forever say goodbye to all future generations of Eccentric Geniuses who will be needed to get rid of killer asteroids and get Humanity to the stars! Better to clean the environment of the toxins that our glutathione deficient livers cannot handle and green the vaccines (get the chemicals out of them we cannot handle) and not give so many unnecessary ones; (they are a good idea gone too far) and get rid of all live virus vaccines because there is always some genetic type who will not be able to handle them (and to harm one minority genetic type to help the majority genetic types is just exactly what Hitler was doing and it is wrong!)

http://www.msgtruth.org

http://www.truthinlabeling.org

and finally:

http://www.ageofautism.com/2008/05/sick-monkeys-st.html

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Dear Santa by reddwarfaddict reviews
Documenting a series of "umails" from the Doctor and the Daleks to Santa, asking him not to get the other one presents. Pure crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Davros, Daleks - Complete
Gorgeous Chaos by theicemenace reviews
There's trouble in paradise for Rodney and Jennifer. Who better than the god of love to get them back together?
Crossover - Cupid & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
Leap Before You Look by BlackWindHowls reviews
A collection of one chapter stories of Sam leaping and changing a person's life for the better. Sam learns that not every leap must be problematic or complex.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/16/2007
Glad Spirits by icepixel reviews
Meg Thatcher meets her father-in-law for the first time. Fraser/Thatcher.
Due South - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Benton F., M. Thatcher - Complete
Turning the Page by theicemenace reviews
When his plane crashes in the Australian desert in winter, Evan Lorne's rescue comes from an unlikely and reluctant source. How will his Atlantis friends and family find him?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,237 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - E. Lorne - Complete
Different Ways of Doing Things by dS-Tiff reviews
When The A Team are hired by two sisters living in Chicago, Fraser and RayV ending up getting involved in the action and general craziness.
Crossover - Due South & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Benton F. - Complete
Two Men and a Baby by theicemenace reviews
Pursuant to...bollocks! Here's the sequel. Have fun!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Teyla E., Torren J. E. - Complete
Pooh and Piglet by Steeleafan reviews
Pooh/Pigelet Piglet is worried.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011
CUPID by royalpinkdogs reviews
Abby Kirk receives a Valentine's Day gift from an impossible secret admirer. Based on ROGUEANGEL'S works. To see the Heart Nebula: APOD dot NASA dot Gov slash APOD slash ap090214 dot html
Crossover - Cupid & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
TARDIS Drabbles Of Randomness by reddwarfaddict reviews
Collection of 100 and 200 word drabbles centered around the TARDIS crew. Previously standalones. Pairings and ratings vary. Very much a Crack!fic... Shrunk In The Wash: A slight accident with a washing machine...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - 10th Doctor
Christmas in Atlantis by theicemenace reviews
8 of 8 Hermiod learns about Christmas...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermiod, L. Novak - Complete
Flash Fiction Challenge Truth or Dare by theicemenace reviews
This is in response to the Truth or Dare challenge proposed by ladygris.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Doors and Windows by theicemenace reviews
What made Jack smile in "Window of Opportunity"?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Flash Fiction Challenge McKeller by theicemenace reviews
Rodney and Jennifer have a fight.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Jennifer K., Rodney M. - Complete
Assignments by Lorraine Anderson reviews
Sam has one more assignment - and it's an odd one. Published in Celestial Toybox # 20, 2004
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
The Principle of Existence by theicemenace reviews
AU of SG-1. Chapter 21. It's the last chapter so review please.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,421 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Friends Like These by icepixel reviews
G'Kar decides that since they're friends now, it's his duty to give Garibaldi advice. Set sometime in season three after "Voices of Authority." Ivanova/Garibaldi.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - M. Garibaldi, G'kar - Complete
Castiel and the Guinea Pig by Dunnywater reviews
After ressurecting 5 rabbits that were slaughted by witches, Cas becomes a little obsessed on the small animals. Okay; crappy summary. Kind of a crazy one shot. A tribute to my past guinea pig, may he RIP!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Closet Idealism AU Ficlets by icepixel reviews
Collection of ficlets set in the AU begun with Closet Idealism. Mostly Ivanova/Garibaldi.
Babylon 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - S. Ivanova, M. Garibaldi
Shepp Whump by theicemenace reviews
This is a Shepp Whump with a twist. Stay tuned for revoltin' developments...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - John S. - Complete
Eros' Second Chance by Dunnywater reviews
Trevor is faced with the challenge of looking after a dog and matching up him as one of his 100 couples. But is the dog in too sickly a condition to be saved? Sequel to crossover story ‘Sam and Dean Meet Cupid’. Not crossover
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
30th Anniversary by Dunnywater reviews
Claire and Trevor have been married for 30 years. During the 30th annual family wedding photos, all family members do some serious reflecting of their life gone by, when a twist suddenly emerges. Just a one shot.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Searching by The 11th Doctor's Mermaid Sam reviews
He wasn't always John Sheppard. ONE-SHOT
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2009 - 10th Doctor, John S. - Complete
Sam and Dean Meet Trevor Hale by Dunnywater reviews
Sam and Dean are hunting a suspected Pagan God after a string of disappearances hit Chicago. But is he really what he seems? 'Supernatural' and 'Cupid 1998' crossover.
Crossover - Cupid & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Birthday Girl by jayJ530 reviews
Artemis is rather suprised, and impressed, when he discovers some of Holly's ancestory.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
A Year's Free Supply Of Marmalade by reddwarfaddict reviews
The Doctor's won a prize!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
December 24, 1982 by VampedVixen reviews
Sam finds himself on a strange new leap on Christmas Eve. A short drabble.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Lovers and Madmen and also Canadians by icepixel reviews
Trevor Hale faces one of his greatest matchmaking challenges when he attempts to match up our favorite Mounties. Fraser/Thatcher pairing; Claire/Trevor UST. Concerns the first incarnation of Cupid.
Crossover - Due South & Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Vortex by dcstarsearcher reviews
Now that would be cheating!
Eli Stone - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Puck's Monologue: Revisited by VampedVixen reviews
The ending monologue of A Midsummer Night's Dream, reimagined.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
The Curious Case of Trevor Hale by VampedVixen reviews
Trevor finds the book that Dr. Allen is writing about him.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Love Slave by Ebonlock reviews
Trevor Hale, a.k.a. Cupid God of Love, gets roped into a charity bachelor auction and Claire is the highest bidder.
Cupid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Folie à Deux by VampedVixen reviews
Cupid gets his bow and arrow back. A possible ending to the show. Written for seawench in the Yuletide 2007 Challenge
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Father Forgive Them by VampedVixen reviews
Jesus, Judas, Magdalene and the roles each of them played in the end. In song! [written for a friend at the Yuletide challenge]
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Of Fairies and Acorns by VampedVixen reviews
Wait a sec.. you're Ella. My friend Ella? What the how did you you mean to say that you were turned into a squirrel? I must be going crazy.. but then, stranger things have been known to happen, I suppose.'
Ella Enchanted - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Decisions by Melchy reviews
When Martha Grant learns her employer is moving to Maine, the housekeeper decides she isn't going to go with the family
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
A New Year's Story by Melchy reviews
A party is being thrown at Gull Cottage.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Snickerdoodle Weekend by Melchy reviews
The family finds some time to spend together.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2005
Autumn Leaves by Melchy reviews
A moment of family togetherness. In the Summer of Fun universe.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005
The Sea Skimmer by Simie reviews
Carolyn enjoys the view while she waits on the shore for the children and Captain Gregg to return from their boat ride. A Summer of Fun Story.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005
Song by O.oCaThYo.O reviews
mmmmmm lalalala(8)
Cupid - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2005
It's Just a Christmas Tree by Melchy reviews
How hard can it be? It's only a Christmas tree and it's just an ordinary stand. Anyone can do it--right?
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
A Rose is a Rose is a Rose? by Melchy reviews
A boquet of flowers is just that--isn't it?
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004
A MEMORY LIKE WATER by gumtuu reviews
Part 3 of 5 after ALMOST. Are Trevor and Claire really on Titanic or just delusional?
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2004
Changing Channels by Carolyn M. Wallace reviews
Cupid tries to match an actress and the owner of a New Age book store. Story is in TV script format.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2004
The Next Day A sequel to the Pilot Episode by Melchy reviews
What happened the day after Carolyn and her family moved into Gull Cottage? A Sequel.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2003
Prelude by Melchy reviews
Before the Muirs moved into Gull Cottage, what were the Captain's thoughts on his soon to be "houseguests"
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2003
Almost, But Enough by gumtuu reviews
Part 2 of 5 after Unrequited. Trevor meet's Claire's sister Mara.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2002
UNREQUITED by gumtuu reviews
Part 1 of 5. Can Champ and Jaclyn fool the god of love?
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2002
JELLYBEAN by Steve by gumtuu reviews
an answer to the Cupid mad libs challenge
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002
Filler for Monkey Puzzle Tree Episode by Melchy reviews
Jonathan's thoughts on the Monkey Puzzle Tree being cut down.
Ghost and Mrs. Muir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Complete
Am I Addicted? by VampedVixen reviews
A reaction to the show.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2001
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KPAX I Saw The CIA By The Sea
Based on a line from the 3rd K-PAX book. 2 CIA Agents are sent to get a promise from prot that he won't teach anyone to mirror beam. They suspect he's a Lunatic who discovered something about the laws of physics. But prot is much more than they expected!
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,493 - Published: 12/29/2011
KPAX Finding A Place for prot
For hardcore K-PAX fans: Very short story. Discussion at Bellevue between Doctors as to where to place prot long term.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Complete
Cupid: Trevor's Cell Phone
Felix and "Trevor's" separate realities clash when Felix answers Trevor's cell and Uncle Mercury is on the other end!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Cupid and Psych
Shawn helps a "Lunatic" whose convinced he's Cupid! Friends in VERY high places so Shawn REALLY starts having visions! Also crosses Matlock, Robin Hood, Wonderful Life, Infancy Gospel of Thomas, & what Herman Munster to Cthulhu would be!
Crossover - Cupid & Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64,611 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Shawn S. - Complete
Cupid: The Food of the gods!
Short little slice of life. Cupid cooks old family recipes for Felix, Lita & Claire. Not terribly deep or dramatic. Funny but not too silly. For all who miss home & family far away.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Complete
Cupid Touched By An Angel: Sasha the White Tigress
While still confined to Sachs-Gordon Cupid recounts to Claire how he obtained his childhood and eternal companion, Sasha the White Siberian Tigress.
Crossover - Cupid & Touched by an Angel - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Published: 7/15/2011
Cupid: Oh Pesky Reality!
Lighthearted. Short. Love! ALWAYS a Psychosis and always wonderful! Just a few minutes of early married life between Cupid/Trevor and Dr. Claire McCrae/Psyche.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Cupid: Livy's Bead
Dr. Claire McCrae has two problems. Her most nerve wrecking Patient is obsessed with finding Folks True Loves. Her own Mother is driving her nuts trying to find a True Love. Well, Duh! Lighthearted. Short.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Eternal Cupid in the Spring
A fun Trevor Hale story that could have been a real episode; a romantic match-up that almost didn't make it, Claire bemused as always, silliness with Champ, lots of pathos, and a mystery into Human nature solved.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
CupidStargate: A Stitch In Time
When Cupid overhears terrorists plotting to steal a time machine he has a big problem! He's a "Lunatic." How do you convince anybody to listen to you about something "crazy" as that! But if you don't...!
Crossover - Cupid & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Published: 4/26/2011 - David S./Sheppard - Complete
Cupid goes Coo Coo!
When a Wild Pigeon flies in the window of Cupid's room & demands the god of love's help what else can Trevor and Claire do? By-the-Book therapy Theology and common sense have to fly out the window with the Bird! Love writes its own rules!
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Published: 4/9/2011
Cupid: Human Guidance reviews
When a very frightened, elderly Individual who speaks only Greek is brought to Sachs-Gordon by the Police it looks like a job for Superman-not. But it is a perfect job for Trevor! Short. Pleasant.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Cupid and The Fairies in the Pipes of Tres Equis
Cupid gets himself in very hot water when he dismantles and damages the plumbing pipes of Tres Equis looking for a fatal problem that isn't really there. Or isn't it!
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Cupid: Jive! reviews
While still confined to Sachs-Gordon Cupid makes a Believer out of an unlucky-in-love Professor of Ancient Languages. Claire is puzzled and amazed! How can "Cupid" know the contents of a letter written & burned by a Four Year Old, 40 years earlier!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Cupid 2012!
Don't worry Folks! If you have access to a nail and a hammer Cupid has us Mortals at least a partial solution to 2012! That is the Aztec calender running out in that year. " At least we aren't all doomed! Could be either Cupid.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Cupid and a Pterodactyle named Terrance
Cupid recounts to Claire how he was used to rescue a very ungrateful Pterodactyl and where the real Jurassic Park is at.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
New York Cupid Visits Chicago
Fans of 1998's will adore this! Ties both shows together! Gives closure! Gives reason why"second" Cupid is more serene. Lets us know Claire Allen's, Champ's, & Milton's fate. Bittersweet & a bit sad but silly in places.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,931 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
Cupid Delarius
Cupid runs a high fever. Various colorful hallucinations show up & his family. If Trevor truly were crazy this would be it! Loved writing this! Know You will love reading it! :
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,194 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Poetry: They and We Shall Dance Forever! reviews
Poetry. The significance of Cupid and Psyche dancing together, having a child and Trevor Pierce's last name.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Cupid: And Love Is Stronger Than Memories
The kind of story Elizabeth Hensley just does not write & yet I did! Angst! Yet it is beautiful not soggy angst. : Short. A lost love from Cupid's Host's past visits the bar & Claire gets a few answers & a whole lot more questions!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Cupid: Conspiracy Between Love and Reason
Short. Warm. Can a "Psychotic Delusional Barkeep who thinks he's Cupid" who works as a Barkeep, & his Psychiatrist work together to save a "mutual Client" from his own foolishness?
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Cupid: The Mulitple Meaning of Words reviews
Little longer than a drabble. Claire misinterprets something Trevor says to himself leading to an amusing misconception.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Cupid The Secret Of Serenity reviews
When a Social Worker checks up on Delightful she is terrified, soothed and amazed! Most "abused," "failure to thrive" babies raised by "psychotic dads" do not hover on the ceiling, do not talk and do not give you the secret of serenity!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Complete
Cupid Ascending Mount Olympus
Claire finally finds out the truth about her mysterious husband when a letter "Trevor" sends home leads her to the very top of Mount Olympus, a fateful meeting with his divine family & the start of her own ascension into goddess hood.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,055 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Cupid: Grand Delusions 2009 reviews
2009 version of Cupid mentoring "Don Quixote." Different twists to the same basic ideas used in 1998. Ends much more satisfactory. No dreams lost. Starts off a little sad. Gets happy. Very funny in places.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
CupidKPAX Star Trek Shenanigans
Cupid makes up as a Klingon, goes to a science fiction convention with Dr Benjamin Leo and his Star Trek club, enters the costume contest, meets a real alien and several even weirder beings!
Crossover - Cupid & K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Cupid The Silence of the Ham reviews
Silly Drabble. When Claire and Dr Greeley discover Trevor Pierce has another “shocking” talent it is soon apparent for the sake of a patient's mental health there have to be trade offs. There are things far worse than thinking oneself to be Cupid!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010
Cupid When the Blind Lead the Blind Get Out Of The
Desperate to reach her somehow Dr Greeley gets an idea as crazy-wise as Trevor Hale when he asks him to peer council a dying Heiress. Cupid teaches “Grasshopper” how to enjoy this realm. Mercury escorts her to the next! Dark, funny, wise.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,439 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Cupid: Not All Matches Count : reviews
Silly domestic drabble about laundry, puns and matches that don't get beads.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Cupid Trevor Rescues a Tortoise reviews
To his Therapist's tense terror Trevor trudges through thick traffic to a tend to a terrified and trapped in traffic Tortoise. True Love # Ten!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
KPAX Sharpening Marching Matilda
My first brand new K-PAX story in a long time. Just a short, pleasant mostly pointless except for the pencil :- slice of life encounter between prot and Dr Donna Johnson, Psychiatric Social Worker soon after prot is transferred to MPI. Relaxing.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Merry Christmas!
This is Christmas time so this one is unashamedly, joyfully & playfully an expression of my own faith. Though in the framework of a Cupid story it's more about a different higher God so skip if you want. I uploaded a new less deep 1 too so U have a choice
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Cupid and Livy Paint the Town Pink reviews
When Milton allows Claire to take a vacation away from observing Trevor & attend a conference in Hawaii Claire kills 2 Dinos with 1 boulder by putting Trevor & her Mother in charge of each other hoping they will keep each out of trouble. Will it work?
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Cupid, The Cat, & 3 Little g gods reviews
One of my promised sequels to Cupid's DDGOS. A short, loving, sweetly, funny look at domesticity little g god style. Wise & shamelessly corny. And their anticipated Cat shows up! Poor Uncle Mercury! Won't bore you. Won't jangle your nerves.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Complete
Cupid's Daughter Delightful goddess of Serenity
Claire & Cupid wed. Suddenly his family's back! Claire fears for what's left of Trevor's sanity! But Delightful is born with powers to sooth. No longer lonely & a great Dad, Trevor blossoms. But CPS sees only “psychosis.” Can Love win?
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81,619 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Bats! reviews
Cupid finds a way to drive Dr Greeley nuts when he cheerfully agrees to wear an experimental ankle monitor. Then he deals with Bats invading Tres Equis, finds a secret room full of bootleg hooch & solves a Prohibition era mystery!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Trevor and The Trekkers
When Claire goes vacation Cupid gets in an accident & to his delight meets up with a Shrink as "colorful not crazy" as himself who without popping any of Claire's delusions finds out the shocking truth about, "Trevor." Giggles, warmth, a few tears.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,895 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Cupid Nature Abhors a Vacuum :0 reviews
Short. Silly. Loving. A little bit wise. Slightly longer than a drabble but not by much. Could be either Cupid.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Cupid in the Year 2059
Short drippingly sweet, sentimental slice of life conversation between Felix & Cupid far in the future after Delightful is born and things have settled down beautifully. It would help to read Cupid After 8 years as a Mortal first. But you don't have to.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Cupid's Childhood and Love's Tribunal
Cupid's Childhood and the Expulsion hearing that got him kicked down to the Mortal Realm told in his own words! : Funny, sad, and warm. Note my promised "Cupid's Daughter Delightful, Goddess of Serenity" is almost finished. Bear with me.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,365 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Dr Freschette At The Bar reviews
When the Doctor who wanted to recommit and control him with a dangerous experimental drug asks Cupid to serve him a drink, he suspects a hostile motive. But thank Grandfather he has Mortal allies! Based on 1998 Cupid Episode First Loves
Cupid - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009
Cupid The Emerald Inferno
Warning! This is not one of my my usual warmidys. This is a tragic love story from Cupid's past, a horror story with monsters that really exist & they are not exaggerated here! Think Classic Trek's "Paradise Syndrome" & Who Mourns for Adonis?
Cupid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Published: 8/11/2009
Cupid: The Emerald Inferno
Warning! This is not one of my my usual warmidys. This is a tragic love story from Cupid's past a horror story with monsters that REALLY do exist and they are not exaggerated here! Think Trek's Paradise Syndrome Who Mourns for Adonais
Cupid - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Published: 8/1/2009
Cupid Rescues Uncle Apollo reviews
Author's note. Alright. I kind of took the wind out of the sails of the episode, “Who Mourns for Adonais” by giving this tragedy a happier, warmer ending. but suicide intervention is important! Gods don't let gods kill themselves! :-
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Cupid - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Cupids Get Commited
Character studies on how both Cupids handled being committed. Despite being the same elemental spirit the personalities of his Hosts changes his attitude towards this stressful situation. 1 is very upset about it. The other takes it in stride.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,120 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Cupid After 8 Years as a Mortal 100th Bead Story reviews
When 2009 Cupid finally kisses Claire Bear his final bead moves! But between their first kiss and their first making of whoopee is a space of a few hours and for those few hours Cupid is truly a god again! Each chapter can be enjoyed as a separate story.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009
Cupid: All Strangers on the Bus reviews
One of my better stories! When Champ tries to do Claire a favor and challenges Trevor to prove his father the god of war gave him martial arts training he's EXPECTING to pop one of Trevor’s "delusions." Instead, surprise! Good thing he's on our side!
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Cupid Left of the Dial Extra Scene reviews
Just a continuation of the scene between Felix and Claire after Trevor Cupid Pierce snatched Claire's food and told Felix to, "Give her anything she wants. its on me I have a match to make!"
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Cupid: My Fair Masseuse Extra Scenes reviews
3 Extra Scenes for Cupid Episode My Fair Masseuse Cupid allows a Linguist Claire arranged to evaluate him to determine his “true origins.” Claire gets Cupid to sign some forms and she and Cupid discuss the Linguist’s evaluation
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The New Star Trek Movie According to Cupid!
Claire has to go on vacation and temporarily entrusts Cupid to another Shrink, one who turns out to be as fanatical about Star Trek as our fallen little g god is! This is going to be part of a much longer story, coming as soon as possible.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Zeus is Off His Meds Again A drama about a
Cupid’s family has to ask their Neighbor for help from Samuel Becket to repair the time line when Zeus goes off his meds, creates a scene & blows Cupid’s cover. We get to see both time lines, the 1 before Sam changed things & the one where he did.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Cupid - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,233 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Cupid Explanation for Cupid to Explain to Folks or
This will help folks who want to explain the show, Cupid to others or who wants to know more about it themselves. This counts as a story even if it is mostly narrative and has almost no dialog .
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Grand Delusions Extra Scenes reviews
There are three chapters to this, all related to the original Cupid episode; Watch it at You tube.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Not all THAT Harmless! reviews
It occurred to me yesterday that a being who can do what Cupid/Trevor can do is harmless ONLY because he chooses to be! What if Cupid got in a situation where he had to be violent to save the life of someone dear to him?
Cupid - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Cupid Contacts His Own Kind reviews
This is written so it could be either Cupid. Cupid plays a trick on his beloved Therapist when he smugly informs her he is in contact with his own kind again.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009
Cupid Gets His Friends to Doubt Their Doubt
Cupid comes up with a skillful way to help his friends & beloved Psychiatrist doubt their doubt in his divinity. He succeeds but not the way he thought Claire may have found a simpler reason for his madness, a reason that was hid in plain site all alon.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
KPAX Alternate Universe 911
What if Robert had stayed home that the day his family was attacked and killed so he was there to save them? Then what if he and his internal Alien friend took a vacation to New York that fateful day? Contains a practical plan for handling hijackers
K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,546 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Cupid 1998 Pilot Extra Scene reviews
Based on something my friend did when A Team was popular. She filled out an employment application as if Murdock filled it out. But if Murdock had problems doing so imagine Cupid's difficulties do the same thing!
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009
Quantum Cupid: Leap into Psyche reviews
When Sam leaps into the Lady Therapist of a man who thinks he is Cupid the Greek god of love Sam must cope with the mystery of the man known as Trevor Hale. Is he fallen god, cosmic clown, wise lunatic bartender, or all? How does he know classified info?
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Cupid: Shipping Out The Next Scene reviews
This is the first time the new show got anything but fluffy. When one of Cupid's successful matches may end in tragedy, Claire and Cupid come to agreed upon ground rules for Cupid's matchmaking.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
The Great Right Hope Extended Scene
What if the scene where Trevor explained to "minicupid" he really thinks he is the Greek god of love had started a few moments sooner and gone on a few more moments?
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
The Children's Hour Extended and Extra Scenes
“The Children’s Hour” had a very interesting scene: Cupid’s either getting his powers back or his parents sent Champ a sign to lay off the scornful behavior. Here’s your chance to “hear” the lullaby Venus sang to her baby, Cupid.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Lassie in the 21st Century reviews
With my tongue firmly between by cheek I demonstrate how Lassie would cope today with Timmy's neglectful parents! :0
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Cupid 10 to 20 The Transfer reviews
My theory for tying the two shows together. When Dr. Frechette exorcises Cupid out of RT Hale his family must find a new host and a new Claire for their problem child.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009
Cupid: Crazy Like a Fox
Short, relaxing slice of life with Cupid and Champ at a shopping mall. Not much happens but its pleasant.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Cupid's Karaoke
During a quiet night at Taggerty’s Cupid pours his heart and soul into a self made filk song that touches the heart of Claire and hints to her about an insightful secret she was not aware Trevor knew. Champ also learns something about his roommate.
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Published: 4/29/2009
KPAX: Cupid It's a Wonderful Life Despite 911
Cupid must pull a “Howling Mad Murdock” to save Claire and Josie from 9/11. Then Cupid, prot and the staff and Patients of MPI and Sachs-Gordon Medical Center Medical center get through 9/11 with a little help from Clarence Odbody Angel First Class.
Crossover - Cupid & K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,476 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Cupid: The Stygian Flood
When Cupid the god of love copes in a perfectly sane way with the plumbing problem from Hell, his Friends and Shrink start to suspect there may be more to Trevor Hale than madness. Extremely funny without any wobbling. A little wisdom. A lot of Love.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Cupid: First Loves Three extra Scenes reviews
How to Avoid Commitment in a Mental Institution Even If You Are a Fallen God with Serious Problems.
Cupid - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
Cupid: God, Ham or Lunatic? reviews
Set after First Loves, Cupid makes a youtube video to help find lovers to unite, encourage people to help him stay free and to bring business to Taggerty's
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
A Moment in the Park with Zeus reviews
Every family has 1 they don't talk about. For the gods of Olympus that one is Cupid! But fortunately he has a good Therapist so there is hope. Short little slice of life piece about Claire meeting up with Trevor's grateful Grandfather Zeus
Cupid - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
KPAX: Through Different Eyes reviews
Dr. Chakraborty suddenly gets new insight into what it is like to a multiple personality or an Alien's host when prot has to use a different friend as a host for a few days. They save a life, have a culinary adventure & Robert Porter makes a new friend.
K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
How Gallifreyons Learned to Travel In Time reviews
REALLY, Silly Drabble about How the Gallefreyons learned to travel in time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Kermit's Furtherst Adventure reviews
Silly drabble about Kermit taking a trip aboard the Tardis
Crossover - Doctor Who & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Kermit - Complete
The Orderlies Tell Their Tale reviews
Gentle Tale of the Orderlie's first meeting with prot, told from their point of view.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2004
Oh OH Seven Its the Doctor! reviews
The Doctor both saves and annoys Bond, James Bond while on holiday
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/12/2003 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Aliens Abroad reviews
The Doctor "rescues" the Brigadier on his trip to Florida
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/12/2003
Doctor Who and Bogg reviews
The Doctor saves Paul Revere and history with a little help from 2 other Time Travelers
Crossover - Doctor Who & Voyagers! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2003 - 5th Doctor - Complete
KPAX: what prot said to the astronomers reviews
What rot said to the astronomers after dr b and Roman left.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2003
KPAX: new york alien christmas reviews
Prot's adventures in the Big Apple right before he gets committed. He's in a Christmas pageant, plays an elf, meets some other ET's & a Camel with the soul of a Poet named Humpry.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Complete
KPAX: Desert Song reviews
"Short story about prot's adventure in the vast desert of the middle east, with a human female, a flock of crows, and a dessert sheik!
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
K-PAX UnderCover Alien reviews
Fannish fun with Gene, prot and Robert at MPI
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2002
KPAX: Quantum Beam of Light reviews
Sam leaps into Rob Porters Body and has to deal with the alien prot and vice versa!
Crossover - Quantum Leap & K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Complete
KPAX The Horse Whisperer Hope Indiana reviews
prot's relationship with a great white horse, a little boy and a small town farm family with a serious problem their "demented farm hand" solves for them.
K-PAX - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
The Lunatic's Point of View reviews
Prots own viewpoint 5th attempt to upload!
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,825 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2002
K-PAX: Bill Siegal's Sessions with Prot reviews
Bill Siegal's Adventures in figuring out prot.
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2002
K-PAX The Mad Men And The Big Big Rock reviews
in 2010 dr b must persuade prot/Robert to divert an asteroid and he meets prot/Robert's family
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2002
K-PAX April Wisdom reviews
Br B plays an april fool joke on prot, and prot plays one right back! :-)
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/10/2002
K-PAX zaire reviews
Prot is either Robert Porters friendly loving alien symbiont or else rob is a multiple and prot is the secondary persona. He never tried to control rob, until one day this gentle herbivore is forced to become reluctant "puppet master" when rob tries to k
K-PAX - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/10/2002
We can too tell reality from fantasy! reviews
A defense against certain Mundanes who think we can't tell fantasy from reality. Ha! We can too, can too can too!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2002 - Complete
A Team and The Tardis Incident reviews
co written by my friend Tina Vogt. Dr Who and Murdock each do their bit to land the space shuttle!
Crossover - Doctor Who & A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2002 - 5th Doctor, Murdock - Complete