VamptasticVeronica
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Joined 01-12-08, id: 1473210, Profile Updated: 09-08-09
Author has written 1 story for Mortal Instruments.

My name is Bunny, like a little Easter bunny but sexy.
I’m five foot eight, long blonde hair, tone little beach body, 36-24-36,
and I’m Brazilian and I’m not talking about my state of origin.
LMAO! Completely kidding, I swear. That was an inside joke for all the people who watch Shane Dawson.

Random Facts About Me:

-The name is Veronica.
-The last name is NOT Mars.
-I’m a sophomore.
-I'm from Arizona but I live Texas.
-I have amazing friends.
-I’m in FFA.
-I’m a Chapter Officer too.
-I take theatre production.
-I’ve been in 8 plays but only 4 were actually preformed.
-Writing is my passion.
-The sexy man in the picture is one of my many husbands.

My Bucket List:

-Go to a Phoenix Suns game in Phoenix, Arizona.
-Go to a European country.
-Visit my Ohioan Family, Mikah and Hayley.
-Publish my novels.
-Go to college.
-Have a convo with a famous person.
-Have a gay best friend.Done.
-Go to a Skillet concert.
-Finish writing my stories.
-Make 10 really good friends.Done.
-Accept who I am.Done.
-Dance in the rain.
-Learn Chinese.
-Watch a movie more than 5 times in theater.Done.
-Become an intergalactic space fighter.
-Write a song.Done.
-Save someone's life.
-Be the best I can be.
-Make a movie.
-Find people who will like me for me.Done.

Now I shall bore you with my favorites:

Favorite Bands: Skillet, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Blue October,
Disturbed, Family Force 5, His Infernal Majesty (H.I.M.), Hinder, The Killers, Michael Jackson, Nickelback, Nirvana, Paramore, Red, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, The Spill Canvas, Three Days Grace.
Favorite Movies: Tristan & Isolde, Titanic, Uptown Girls, Mean Girls, She’s the Man, Haunting in Connecticut, Lion King (real life joke), Epic Movie, Star Trek, Spiderman
Favorite TV Shows: Heroes and Supernatural
Favorite Books: Mortal Instrument series by Cassandra Clare, The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, Darkest Powers series by Kelley Armstrong
Favorite Song: No Boundaries by Kris Allen
Favorite Actors: James Franco and Jensen Ackles and Alex Pettyfer:D
Favorite Actresses: Sophia Bush and Sophia Myles
Favorite Comedian: Shane Dawson
Favorite Animals: Panda and Cowasaur
Favorite School Subject: English
Favorite Word: Phantasmagoria
Favorite FanFic Authors: -Lost In The Stars-, Irish Froggy, onewhoknits, grimmkimfaerytales, elise-marieCULLEN, moski-bob
Favorite Website: www.myspace.com
Favorite Quotes:
-"That to love is to destroy and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed" -Jace Wayland/Lightwood
-"I'm not gay...but if I were, I'd dress up like Joe Jonas, butt-fuck you with a microphone, and whisper in your ear 'oh its an SOS' " -From Shane Dawson's "Creeped Out" video
-"He's (Valentine) the kinda guy who doesn't call people a bitch, he gives them a bitch slap."-Aubrey, my editor.

Find Me or My Writings At:

Myspace: www.myspace.com/151707244
FanFiction: www.fanfiction.net/~VamptasticVeronica
Twitter: www.twitter.com/v_writes
Writing.com: www.writing.com/v_writes

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Through Another's Eyes by Lost In The Stars reviews
Because the story changes when told through another set of eyes. The Hunger Games from Peeta's perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,947 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Fighting Over Simon by burning.x.impossibly.x.bright reviews
One-shot. After COG. Jace&Clary are back in New York and are enjoying their new relationship, but alas a lover's spat occurs. What was the cause? Cheating, Lying...nope. They're fighting over Simon...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Lachrymose by musicormisery4105 reviews
AU 1863 Civil War. Bella and her foster-brother, Jasper Whitlock are powerful, crimson eyed Southern Vampires living under the near tyrant leadership of Maria Veracruz. Follow their journey of War, Broken Alliances and Betrayal. !Eventual Canon Pairings!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Worst Memory by Lost In The Stars reviews
Before me is a shell of person I thought I knew so well. She looks broken and defeated and…lifeless. I turn away from the sight, unable to look at her hallow face any longer. Katniss. What happened to you? Peeta's worst memory: the bread incident.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Through The Rain by moski-bob reviews
katie is new to forks, and when she finds a dog in a storm she takes him inside. When she wakes up there's no dog, but there is a really hot guy. a werewolf? could she be in love? and does the thing in the forest with purple eyes pose a threat? SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,881 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Tanked by hideunspoken reviews
From Stephenie Meyer's The Host. Ian wakes up and finds Wanda has probably gone to Doc until Wanda wakes up in the hospital in Pet’s body. In other words, the time while Wanda was in the cryotank. Chapters switch from Ian and Melanie’s points of view.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
He's the Man by elise-marieCULLEN reviews
AU. Edward Cullen disguises himself as sister Alice and attends her school only to find himself falling for his roommate, Bella Swan. Will he be able to control his feelings for her or will Bella think a girl has a crush on her? All Human. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,069 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Rissohma reviews
Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007
Shock Therapy by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Three obsessed girls get sent to a therapist about their Twilight obsessions. Imagine all the things that could happen. LMFAO. JxT aka Jane x Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Hand of Sorrow reviews
The childhood of Jace Wayland. From his birth to his father's death. Warning, City of Glass spoilers!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Jace W., Valentine M.