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Joined 01-13-08, id: 1473392, Profile Updated: 04-17-12
Author has written 6 stories for Halo, Transformers, Dragon Age, Elder Scroll series, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Here are some things about me:

Name: Maxi

Sex: Female.

Age: 20

Hair color: Dark Brown.

Status in society: Metal head.

Eyes: Grey-blue

Fav. color: Emerald green.

Fav food: Chinese food.

Fav. character: Albert Wesker

Fav. game: The Suffering, Half-life 2, Resident Evil 5, Oblivion Elder Scrolls, Jade Empire, Sonic Adventures.

Hate: Dogs, sister, certain other people who shall remain unknown.

Likes: Food, yaoi, english weather, My friends and bro.

Personality: Psychotic

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Some sarcastic phrases for all occasions:-

1. Do I look like a f--king people person?

2. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

3. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

4. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

5. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

6. Allow me to introduce my selves.

7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

8. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

9. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

10. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

11. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

12. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

13. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

14. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

15. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

16. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

17. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

18. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

19. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

21. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

22. I plead contemporary insanity.

Current Favourite quotes:

'Congratulations! You're Eighteen.. On a list of twenty people i'm going to kill' - Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week

'Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation! BLOW SHIT UP!' - XXX

'This is a customer announcement, would the nutter who just jumped onto the track please get back onto the platform as the rats get jealous when someone invades their territory' - London Tube

'Good. Bad. I'm the one with the Gun' - Ash, The Army of Darkness

'Now that we've talked about tying me up in that context, does anyone have some spare rope?' - Zevran, Dragon Age.

'For Pony!' - Richard, Looking for Group comics.

'The thing I love most about your eyes, is if I look in them deep enough, I can see my own reflection.' - Blood Elf, World of Warcraft Burning Crusade.

'A plague on both your Houses!' - Mercutio, Romeo and Juliet.

'She carelessly cuts you and laughs as your bleeding' - She's always a Woman to me by Billy Joel.

'Fuck the Police!' - Everyone.

'Take my advice. I don't use it any way.'

'Eat Healthily. Exercise Regularly. Die Anyway.' - unknown.

'Do I look like someone who believes in God?' - Pinhead, Hellraiser series.

'You're saying this mission is impossible? ... You know what. I don't fancy it.'

'When I was a wee boy I was dead scared of dying. Now it's the only thing f--king keeping me going.' - Frankie Boyle, Tramadol Nights.

Reality:- The Worst. Game. Ever.

Story Progress:-

Property of Omega:- Halo Red vs. Blue ongoing saga. In progress, Chapter 11 - Not got round to it yet.

The Forgotten Scout:- Transformers Fic based on Movies and comics. In progress, Chapter 8 - currently working on.

Ultimate Sacrifice:- Dragon Age Origins, short one-shot/ Complete.

In War, Victory: - Elder Scrolls Oblivion Fic. In progress, Chapter 2 - unknown

!New!Story! - Leliana's Song: - Dragon Age Origins, Short one-shot. Status - currently working on ch2.

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Family by TwoDevils-OneGod reviews
Ch44 ADDED. Hojo has discovered the means in creating his army of SuperHumans and encourages Sephiroth to pursue a relationship with Cloud. But will one night of passion lead to something more between Cloud and Sephiroth? Mpreg
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 167,526 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Glimmer by Lecidre reviews
G1/IDW: AU. When the line between illusion and reality becomes blurred, all he has left is her love and memories. Perceptor/Moonracer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Perceptor, Moonracer - Complete
AI Ascended by Aethelgythe reviews
Sequel to "AI Rising". Michael and Sarah's daughter has finally regained her memory...and KARR has returned in the hopes of claiming her as his driver. Yes, KITT and KARR are in this one too! KR 2008 :D PLEASE R & R!
Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,200 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2009 - KI2T, KARR - Complete
Bound And Broken by Northwestern-Requiem reviews
When Decepticons get bored, Autobots better be afraid. Barricade has nothing to do and a vendeta to act upon, and a few unlucky Autobot get caught in the middle of a revenge centuries in the making. PxJ,PxB, JxB
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Barricade, Prowl - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Koakuma Tsuri reviews
Zack Fair was a man with a life that was hardly picture perfect, but after one stormy night, he discovers that his life had never really begun. Genesis Rhapsodos / Squall Leonhart / Zack Fair. An AU vampire Yaoi series - with lemons.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,745 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Zack F., Genesis R.
Razorblade Kisses by Dark Alice Lilith Strife reviews
Demyx is a rocker and Zexion is an emo. both are dateing. can Demyx break Zexion out of his shell before it's too late. rated for selfharm, swearing and mention of rape and boy love. DemyxZexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Flesh can be as good as money by hbl333 reviews
Sora has done his father's dirty work ever since his mom died. He deals with drugs, theft and certain areas of 'entertainment'.But what happens when his father uses Sora to pay of a dept to Ansem leader of the heartless gangYaoi rikuXsora,ansemxsora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 2/1/2005
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The Forgotten Scout: Barricade's Story reviews
After the destruction of the Allspark in Mission City, Barricade finds himself all alone on Earth with the constant threat of being discovered by the Autobots. So what happened during his time before Megatron's resurrection? And who's the human girl helping him? Set Pre-ROTF.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,977 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Barricade
Leliana's Song reviews
The night Leliana was betrayed, she saved an elven girl in Denerim. 4 yrs later, that girl steps into Lothering Tavern as a Grey Warden, and Leliana is quick to offer her help and travel with her. Her memories as she watches over the Warden. ZevranXTabris
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Leliana, Tabris
Too Late reviews
Praxus lies in ruins and Elita-One is the first Autobot on the scene. While searching for the wounded, she has a surprising encounter with none other than Megatron himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Elita One, Megatron - Complete
In War, Victory reviews
The legend of a young Dunmer girl who escaped from prison after witnessing the Emperor's death and later become known as the Champion of Cyrodiil is still told 200 years later. But what did she have to do along the way? Did she even want to save Tamriel?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011
Ultimate Sacrifice reviews
Atop Fort Drakon, Alistair fails to make the final blow, but is saved when fellow Grey Warden intervenes. Now his Dalish lover is dead and he grieves for her loss and remembers their time together and apart. AlistairXF!Mahariel, ZevranXF!Mahariel.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alistair, Mahariel - Complete
Property of Omega reviews
After Tex's death in episode 20. O'Malley wants full control over Caboose's body, so he attacks the rookie's mind when he sleeps. Rated for: Rape, abuse, lang, yaoi. ChurchxCaboose,OmalleyXCaboose, mentions of TuckerXDonut and OmalleyXChurch.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008