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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

Translations via Miharu Ankoku (Spanish), Lullyanne (French), Iellmy (Chinese)

Collab via Batteries Sold Separately, co-owned with Talionyzero


You have my blessing to read and critique anything written during/after late 2010. Fics before that? Proceed at your own risk. All works are disclaimed.

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On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 8,820 - Follows: 10,108 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10854 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 5,866 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
People Like Us by H.J. Bender reviews
Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
The Break Even Point by Faye Dartmouth reviews
The fact is he doesn't know how to separate Danny Williams from Turk Malloy anymore. The lines are blurred and the guise is deeper than the reality. He's not one or the other, but he's a little of both. Crossover with Oceans Eleven.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Danny W. - Complete
You by Crowlows19 reviews
You are something different, something terrible. And you go from world to world doing Magic's bidding for that is all you are alive for. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cock and Bull Tale by ValorOrgulloso reviews
In an attempt to find out Harry's Animagus form, Harry, Ron, and Hermione discover something to squawk about. Warning: twisted weirdness awaits, chicken!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Angels High, Demons Wild by Hickumu reviews
Post "Heaven and Hell" pre "Sex and Violence". Crowley and Aziraphale aren't about to let their hard work averting the last Apocalypse go to waste, and travel to America to help. Unfortunately, their lives become interesting when they meet the Winchesters
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
We All Go A Little Crazy Sometimes by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn willingly commits himself into a mental institution.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,945 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet by sarahmariehudak reviews
a Dr. Seuss-like approach on the story of Romeo and Juliet. R&R
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Cunning Hand by Silver Queen reviews
“It’s confirmed,” Tulip Jones said. “Yassen Gregorovich is alive.” Post Snakehead. Alex Rider might be finished with MI6, but they’re not finished with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,544 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Bleed by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
He was exactly where he was supposed to be. BLOOD DIAMOND ONESHOT
Blood Diamond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7221 - Favs: 7,675 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A game by Simon Silvertongue reviews
A short story. Can't really imagine anything shorter than this one. There are few stories on fanfiction.net that has more reviews than words, and this is one of them!
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2004
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3776 - Favs: 6,720 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
In Answer to Many, Many Letters to Urban del Rey by Hiro-tyre reviews
Each of God's beings, from the lowliest up, is entitled to at least a few moments of genuine privacy. Well, privacy is highly overrated. The Reunion Scene as Morgenstern never told it.
Princess Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Genesis 3:25-27 by BethCG reviews
"And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?"
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2002
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Chiasmata reviews
In which Harry Potter wages war on MI6 and terrorists, courts Jack Starbright, and adopts her charge Alex as his own—not in that order. And it's all Draco Malfoy's fault. Twoshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 491 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Juxtaposition reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. De-aged to ten and sent back to Tom Riddle's era, Harry unintentionally befriends the eleven-year-old Dark Lord. The future will never be the same again... not DH compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Game Theory reviews
Sergeant POV, featuring Wolf. "When he spotted Cub—looking sheepish, with a duffel slung over one shoulder—the sergeant knew this was the wrong week to quit smoking." Oneshot for ObsessivelyOdd. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Intelligent Design reviews
The One Where Wolf Makes Colonel, Alex Makes Trouble, and Yassen Makes a Miraculous Return.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Twinkle, Twinkle reviews
Hollywood wants Alex. Alex, however, doesn't want Hollywood. It's like an abusive relationship, except without the help hotline. No pairings. Oneshot for JustAnotherParallelDimension.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo reviews
Future fic, oneshot. The directors of MI5 and SO15, the strategists of Defense Intelligence, and the black operatives are all in for quite the surprise. Alex Rider never did live up to expectations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pursuit of Valor reviews
K-Unit guardian fic. Snake thinks Alex needs a psychiatrist. Alex thinks Blunt needs a help group for compulsive liars. Wolf's motorcycle also makes an appearance. So do bank robbers. For SpyFest 2010.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,356 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Happily Never After reviews
Future fic. No pairings. Mr. Harris, the beloved science teacher, has nothing to hide. However, it seems that the bloodied, battered, but handsome blond stranger on Mr. Harris's sofa does.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
autumn too long reviews
Plates are smashed. So are dreams.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Tom H. - Complete
Ten and Two reviews
On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Divergence reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Establishment reviews
The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Retribution reviews
...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
Between the Lines reviews
BEING REWRITTEN. An amnesic Yassen, a bewildered K-Unit, MI5, MI6, meth, bombs, gangs. And, of course, Alex. Not Crocodile Tears compliant, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Taste the Rainbow reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Retaliate reviews
The last straw had been small, but it had resulted in the gruesome murder of the Dursley family by one Harry James Potter... Oneshot with sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Alex Rider Syndrome reviews
Following Tom’s suggestions, Alex jokingly threatens a persistent telemarketer. But when the telemarketer is murdered, the police show up at Alex’s doorstep, dig into his files, and cause general mayhem. MI6 is not amused. Oneshot, drabble like scenes.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Modern Day Scheherazades reviews
After waking with a headache and no memory of the night before, Alex is told three outrageous tales, each involving irresponsible underage drinking. Who’s telling the truth – Tom and Fox, Wolf and Snake, or Eagle? Oneshot sequel to A Small World.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Small World reviews
Wolf owes his sister a favor. Fox owes Wolf a favor. Alex owes Fox a favor. And, somehow, Alex ends up spying on Wolf's sister's daughter's boyfriend – who happens to be Tom. Confused yet? Oneshot with sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Atlas reviews
Ever wondered what the agents of MI6 thought when Alex Rider walked through the halls? Written for The Firm’s September challenge. Prompt: Taboo.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete