Jake: Holds up paintingIt's a painting of a boy waiting alone at a bus stop .I call it "Where's Dad?"
Cheyenne: Aww that's cute. Did Elizabeth paint that?
Brock: You questioning the size of my threads?
Reba: Awww, these little energy drinks are good, but they're small, I'd probably have to drink 10 of them
Brock: Yeah and then I'll catch your heart when it blows out your chest.
Reba: Would you like some gravy?
"Santa Clause":You make it?
Reba: I sure did
"Santa Clause": Nope
Barbra Jean: There's my Reba rubaroo!
Reba: If you call me that again, I'm gonna slap the blonde right of of ya
Brock: Whoo! Where am I, the Miss America pageant? Looks to Lori Ann You Must be security
Lori Ann: I thought we agreed not to hire a clown
Barbra Jean to Reba: Oh I love how tough you are. When we're in prison, I'm so gonna be your girlfriend!
Barbra Jean after Reba leaves: Even if we didn't go to prison, I would SO still be your girlfriend
Barbra Jean: You're not the boss of me!
Reba: I know! If I was you boss we'd be sleeping together by now.
Lori Ann: For you information Brock, I am taking you ex to meet a better class of men
Brock: Where ya going?
Lori Ann: Anywhere really
Reba: Jake can you keep a secret?
Jake: Am I gonna have a baby brother?!
Reba: THE TURKEYS THE HEADLINER! If thanksgiving was a concert the turkey would be Cher.
BJ: So you want to have thanksgiving here and you want Cher?
Reba: That's right I've got turkey babe!
Cheyenne: Mom, this isn't my stuff. Oh, my god. We need to call the police
Reba: And report what, a delivery?
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