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Poll: In Goodbye Moon, who should Bella be with- Rexy or Edward? Vote Now!
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Joined 01-13-08, id: 1473878, Profile Updated: 10-24-09
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Howdy!

I'm Sarah, but you can call me Sare. A lot of people do. I currently live in Texas, the state that draws the weather out of a hat. I read way too much - it would take forever to write all the books I read and love. I'll warn you know that I'm a horrible updater, but I'm trying to cure myself of that nasty habit! I listen to music 24/7, and I'm not lying about that. Really. I also don't listen to the bad stuff. The Doors are my number one favorite, of all time, so don't go ragging on them! I get alot of storie ideas from certain lyrics or themes, even if I can't also remember which one.

DGgdhdpgfglggkfioiogsdfs. Sorry. That was me vomiting on the keyboard at the thought of Breaking Dawn. I hated that story - Deep down inside, I love tragedy. I write sad endings a lot. The inner me yearns for it. I adore Tuck Everlasting's ending. But I've finally managed to myself to write happy endings. If I'm writing Twilight fanfiction, 99.5 of the time it'll be AU from the first book, or New Moon, or possibly even Eclipse. I'm Team Edward, but I have a secret love for Bella/Jasper pairings. What can I say? Those Cullen boys are 'purty.

I've got a zillion ideas, and after I finish up the few straggler fanfictions, then I'll probably start another soon! If you're here because I suck and never update, please yell at me. Call me bad names. It'll be a favor to me.

Here's Rexy from Goodbye Moon: - Try not to drool too much, ladies and gents.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Untitled Story by Bohemian Anne reviews
Yes, that really is the title. Ruth, Rose, and Jack are Titanic survivors, each living separate lives, Ruth believing Rose dead, Rose believing Jack dead, and Jack suffering from amnesia.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Rose D., Jack D.
The Reason Why by frenchfrylurva reviews
Dreamland This is a take on what happens after Dreamland. Caitlin finally got her life back on track, but it just isn't the same without him there with her.
Someone Like You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008
An Everlasting Love by farelaguerra reviews
It was supposed to be everlasting. Jesse had thought that Winnie was dead, but it was just the opposite. She drank from the spring they could be together. There was just one problem: she can't remember him.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2004
She Will Be Loved by The Rejected Spork reviews
Set when Edward left Bella in NM. 5 years later, Edward is a famous singer named Clyde Mason in London and Bella is a famous dancer in NY. What happens when they cross paths? Read and find out. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,719 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Avaritia by nia-ox reviews
Sequel to Luxuria. The repercussions from Jasper's actions at the wedding are revealed, and Bella and Edward try to go on with their future, but an army of twists are abound. Will they make it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,450 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dead Men Don't Bite by Leioa15 reviews
Patroclus' story. Patroclus lives and is taken prisoner. Events are pretty much the same, but the story is focused on Patroclus-he eventually finds love, yadda yadda etc. Better summary at beggining. Savvny n sorry! (Title is subject to change now)
Troy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,389 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 7/20/2004
Runaway Rose by Bohemian Anne reviews
An intensely psychological story about Rose's life after she flees her wedding to Cal.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 97 - Words: 168,729 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Rose D. - Complete
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GoodBye Moon reviews
When you live forever, what do you live for? Edward belives he has killed Bella, but really only changed her. 85 years later they are reunited, and Edward finds his reason to live again. But what if Bella has already moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,647 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Worlds Collide reviews
Bella is a nerd and at the bottom of the social chain at Forks High. What happens when Alice Cullen befriends her because of a vision including a certain brother of hers and Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009
Into the Light reviews
Edward goes to fight earlier, and never gets changed. So what happens when Edward gets killed in battle but can't see the light that everyone else goes into? What happens when 100 years later, he falls in love.. with a human named Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Twilight Poems reviews
Here's just some of my Twilight poems I've written. Most take place in New Moon, in Bella's POV. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Guardian Angel reviews
Alice never got her Vission,and Edward never comes back. Now Bella is 75, mourning her lost husband,and her own time is running out. Will Bella ever see Edward again, or has he been there all along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete