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Joined 01-14-08, id: 1474156, Profile Updated: 09-22-08

Wow, I'm updating my profile. I got sick of the old one, it was childish. I'm full of infinite wisdom and sarcasm now. So, I'm still the same person, I just grew up a little. I had a rough patch, got through it, and grew from it. I've also stopped trying to be someone I'm not. I'm me, and if you don't like it, you don't like it. Don't complain, just leave.

But enough of that, I don't want to threaten you nice people. Now, you may have noticed, but I don't write fanfics. I only have an account to review. I do write, but only original fiction. Fanfic is too restraining for me. Half the fun of writing for me is creating characters, naming them, and sorting out all their little quirks. However, if you head on over to Fiction Press you'll find me and my stories under the same pen name, Poppinfresh.

Now... what do I like? I like the night time, winter, and the moon. I like music, and I like writing. I like reading, and I like poetry. I like flamingos, and my cats. I like a lot of things. But, seeing as we're on a fanfic site, I'll tell you what movies I like, what books I like, what anime... you get the idea.

Books. Now, I have a crate in my room, and have a bookshelf filled downstairs, so you'll excuse me if I leave some out, yes?

Twilight series. (Ha, to anyone who flamed the Bella's Pregnant stories)

Skulduggery Pleasant

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

Eragon, Eldest, all those books. (Just got the new one!)

Maximum Ride series.

And I think that will do for that.


V for Vendetta (I have a serious crush on Natalie Portman)

The Crow

Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

Rocky Horror Picture Show

Anything Monty Python

Anime/TV shows



Death Note

Doctor Who


Little Britain

Top Gear

Ugly Betty

(Yes, I'm aware some of those aren't on here)

Anyway, enough of that. I'm bored, and I bet you are too. So here's some random stuff about me.

I have a dirty sense of humour. Actually, everything is dirty to me, soo...

I'm very sarcastic

I'm a bitch to a lot of people

I live in Australia, and I think it rocks

I'm 14, turning fifteen in January

My birthday is the same day as my dad's. I mantain I am the best present my father could be give. Besides those beer hats

I like neon things

I have a flamingo on my desk called George, and a wombat called Waffles. And a RSPCA stuffed dog called Liam

I'm sick of writing this, I wanna go read Brisingr


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DoctorPatient Confidentiality by ShockedUp06 reviews
Bella has taken on a new job as a government research psychologist. Her first patient, Subject 342, a vampire named Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4263 - Favs: 4,168 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Immortal Love by MishanAngel reviews
Bella and Edward are ready to start their lives togther but are robbed of the opportunity. The Volturi step in, and making Bella's life more complicated. What's more, the Volturi have declared war on her. BxE My version of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 67 - Words: 129,388 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms by KelliNicole reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
What goes around, comes around by Ray. 420 reviews
Bellas parents get killed in a store robery and bella gets to live with her best friend alice. Bella will stop at nothing to findout who killed her parents. Sex, drugs, swearing ect. E/B A/J Em/R kinda OCC :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Always: A Teenage Love Affair by XxBanditQueenxX reviews
This is the story of how, in the course of one summer, we went from being lifelong friends to passionate lovers. A story of the loss of the innocence and purity of two broken souls, destined for one another. ExB! Please R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Teenagers by Sincerely Alex reviews
What happens when Bella is left home Cullen's house,alone while the Cullen's are out hunting?With a plasma flat-Well,Emmett's tv and the Fuse channel?For my best friend Alisa, because she LOVES Gerard Way.Due to demand, I will Cont.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Vampire Kisses by TheStupidLambWhoLuvsSickLions reviews
Whe tradgey strikes, Bella becomes a vampire. But how will this affect Edward and Bella's relationship. Some pure fluff. prerated
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
Sometimes you need by entercreativename reviews
The Doctor finds his way back to Bad Wolf Bay where he meets Thomas, a young boy charged to his care. Ten/Rose. Not the typical fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Oh the Drama by Fueled By Fanfiction reviews
Set when Juno is pregnant. She makes different decisions then in the movie, and different things happen; in a good way. JUNOBLEEKER, because, there's just no other way. Gonna be fluff in the future.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
Buddha by hyb9 reviews
Moon in a Cup is born, but as Kaye well knows, happy endings are near impossible to come by. The outside world crowds about our ragtag bunch, human and fae alike, and threatens all that they hold dear. PostIronside, romances and hard times.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/31/2007