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Poll: 'Trust is Overrated' has been really hard to continue. It's been going on so long, and my writing has improved drastically since I started it. I could either continue on with my new style of writing, distrupting the flow of the whole fic, I could rewrite it all in a way I'm more comfortable in - make it more in character, fill in plotholes and the like - or I could completely scrap it. What do you think? Vote Now!
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Joined 01-14-08, id: 1474174, Profile Updated: 01-03-16
Author has written 20 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Okay, if you followed any of my fics, you've probably realised that it's been a while since I've updated any of them. Here's the thing: I've completely given up on them. I'm still 6918 trash, don't get me wrong, but rereading my older works makes me cringe. I'll leave the fics up, because I've received a lot of lovely messages about them, and a lot of the reviews are nice to read every now and again when I need a pick me up (call me sentimental.)

To anybody wanting to translate:

Guys, it's so polite that you want to ask for permission for translating my fics, and while I appreciate that you're taking the time out of your day to seek me out, chances are I won't reply to you. Like I said, I've given up on this website, so I'd rather not keep coming back to it to reply to messages.

If you want to translate any of my fics, feel free. Consider this note permission to do so. I've replied to a few more recent messages, because they were sent before I wrote this, but from now on, I will not reply to a translation request.

In any case I just want to thank everyone that stuck with me through my fanfiction phase, even if they were just mindless, OOC scribbles of a teenager. Don't think I didn't notice my regulars, because I did and I love you guys the most. It's been really fun, but I'm just done with this site, and I'm done with remembering how badly I used to write (even if you don't think so.) Thanks again, and goodbye.

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From X to S by SlamShady reviews
Because all couples have their ups and downs, and this couple is no different. Journey along with Xanxus and Squalo through their hectic yet beautiful, impassioned yet clumsy companionship, constructed via an assortment of one-shots. XS Xanxus/Squalo, cracky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S.
Impel Down by BlackBarBooks reviews
Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,721 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Dysfunctional Relationship by strikelight angel reviews
A look at Mukuro and Hibari's dysfunctional relationship and all the incidents that had led up to it through Tsuna's quietly perceptive eyes. It is understandable that there were times Tsuna couldn't help but wish he didn't know some of the things he knew though. Mukuro/Hibari. 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2013 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
The Better to Know You by LozieDeanon reviews
Kotetsu isn't really as stupid as people believe. His stupidity is merely a product of being far too smart for his own good. Polyglot!Kotetsu, multiple pairings teased. Deanon from the Tiger & Bunny Anon Meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger - Complete
Delivery Boy by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,863 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Just Because by Nanaki BH reviews
Gakupo/Kaito - Kaito is disappointed that the girls have stopped reacting when he flashes them. Fortunately, there's someone who understands his pain.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Kaito S., unknown 5 - Complete
Call Me by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Sanji stays up at night to be able to talk to a stranger on the phone who tries an helps him with his insomnia. Warning: Explicit Zoro/Sanji.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Thirty Sword Katas by callosum reviews
30 ficlets featuring our favourite green-haired swordsman Zoro! #28 War: The battle to rescue Zoro from the hands of the Marines begins. Third of a five-parter.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,913 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zoro
Pineapple Express by Orion The Arch Angel reviews
Hibari Kyoya; we all know he's not the most lovable guy in the world, well he is no where near it at all! But Dino doesn't want that, not at all. So he sets a gift exchange hoping it well lead to melting a cold heart or warming it up at least. 6918 & 8056
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,138 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
A Chaos in Namimori by King Ro reviews
An indecent doctor, a violent policeman. A chaotic town filled with peoples who might've hit their heads too hard. Oh dear, didn't you hear the rumor about Namimori?—AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Rapunzel Is Secretly An Assassin by miikka-xx reviews
Squalo gets stuck in a tower. Xanxus has to rescue him. Swearing ensues. A Rapunzel parody. xanxus/squalo. complete.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Sanity is Out Of Question by King Ro reviews
TYL! 8059, TYL! 6918, 27K — One thing leads to another. When worse came to worst, well, we've all known that sanity is out of question in the first place. –For Serin.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Inquiring Mind by Radioactive Ferret reviews
After noticing a few odd behaviours in the people of Karakura Town, curiosity gets the better of the Cuarta and Sexta Espada. Grimmjow X Ulquiorra, smut, written for the Bleach Kink Meme
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Crazy Paving: A Path Collection by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, DeiItaDei, Pathverse. Itachi, Deidara, and everything that makes them who they are. Random snippets of their lives together.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2010 - [Itachi U., Deidara]
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Day Off by UniversalOverlordess reviews
BelxFran Because Xanxus and Squalo were having a 'moment', the Varia have the day off. For Fran, this day includes a high speed car chase, the burning of restaurants, and kissing. Yeah, he's confused about the last one too...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
A Hint of Bliss by Trash Can Penguin reviews
TYL6918 Oneshot Mukuro comes to appreciate how far a simple text message can get him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Numb by King Oz reviews
Mukuro learns that sometimes an illusion is nothing more than another prison cell. Written for khrfest round 3. Violence, swearing, blood, sex, addiction. MukuHiba, 6918, etc.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Fireworks by Sjokolade reviews
On the same New Year’s Eve as Hana tries desperately to find a private spot where she can talk to Ryohei, she stumbles over Mukuro naked and handcuffed to a toilet. Here's what happened… 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
We Call This Boy on Boy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Literature of the Naive by Corvin reviews
Neji is doing his best to woo Gaara. But the redhead seems to becompletely clueless to his advances. See how Neji does his best to make itapparent that he is interested. NejiGaa, other pairings inside. AU Highschool
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
No Strings by Asael reviews
It's not a relationship by any means, but it works for them. 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Driving Lessons by Asael reviews
Dino wants to impress Squalo, and asks some of the Vongola Guardians for help. Dino/Squalo, slight 6918.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Dino, Squalo S. - Complete
Gay Paradoxes by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
."Huh. Ever since we got back from the future, it's like some sort of… Gay time-space paradox…"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/12/2010 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I've Never by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Squalo S., Lussuria - Complete
Tradition? by Eventyr reviews
It's all Reborn's fault. /Crack, implied 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Namimori Candy Baby by Sjokolade reviews
Hana is pregnant and tries to find a private place in Dino’s mansion to tell Ryôhei. But it’s New Year’s Eve and Hana might just have gotten Vongola’s only straight guy… RyôHana with a dash of 6918 and 8059!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ryōhei S., Hana K. - Complete
the Carnivore Conspiracy by Sjokolade reviews
Hibari wants information, Mukuro wants his freedom back, Byakuran wants more rings, Hibari wants Byakuran out of Namimori, Mukuro wants Hibari who wants Mukuro and Tsuna just wants to protect them all… 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Smart! by Outcast-Loser reviews
After being chained up with L, did Light simply dumb down? Of Course not, he seemed to get 'smarter' by the minute... slight LightXL
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 282 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ninja Club by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara dreams of a past that may or may not have occurred. When he attends a new school, he learns he's not the only one. Alternate universe story... kinda.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Itachi's Anger Management by JackOfBladesX reviews
Itachi has always been an angry person. After an odd meeting, him and three others go to a psychiatrist practice. Wait...who's Itachi's doctor? One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Arrancar Force Five! by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the expedition to the human world takes a different approach, the gates of Hell are thrown open and maturity is the first casualty. Dumber than "The World's Worst Rescuers," sillier than "Stranded," I bring you a truly worthless piece of fiction.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
One Safe Place by saxgirl42 reviews
He knew he had to go somewhere to rest, somewhere safe... An injured Gokudera takes refuge in a rather unlikely place.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Never Again by Wao reviews
It's not exactly at it seems. Can be taken as 6918 ?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Game Time by Splatter Fall reviews
Fun and games with the Straw Hat Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
The Vongola Family Dinner by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
The next morning, Hibari didn't care who shot who or how the hors d'ouerve table got set on fire. All he wanted to know was how he ended up naked.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Nightmares by HillBot reviews
Chopper awakens from a nightmare and seeks out Zoro for comfort.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Zoro, Chopper - Complete
Love Bird by Noxialis reviews
-6918-Part of my Candy Hearts Series- Mukuro was very bored.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Ramen by readergrl56 reviews
It was over a bowl of ramen that Shikamaru told Ino he loved her. Ino X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Five Stages of Coping with Loss by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. Hibari denied it, was furious about it, he had bargained and bribed, he tried to block it all out, but in the end, there was nothing else to do but succumb into the folds of temptation. Mukuro/Hibari 6918. Part 01 of the Possession Arc.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Now What? by strangertrack reviews
Okita cuts off Hijikata's arm. Good thing the Yorozuya trio are around to lend a hand.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Shinpachi S., Okita S., Gintoki S., Hijikata T. - Complete
Internal Affairs by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2008 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Medicine by Random Espada Conversation reviews
And just when Grimmjow thought Ulquiorra was rather mindless and predictable, his manipulation skills kicked in. God, being sick sucks... most of the time GrimmUlqui MxM Yaoi GuyxGuy, tch you get the idea XD Enjoy reading Hints of Sexual content, not mu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Birds and the Bees, Kenpachi style by MatsuMama reviews
Yachiru wants to know what grown-ups do when they're in love. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
I'll Follow You Into the Dark by dragonnova reviews
Matt has issues, L can see this... so he sets up a little meeting that might help the new child as well as the 'Trouble Maker'
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tonsils by Megaloo reviews
Zoro's a pretty terrible patient if he isn't bleeding. Apparently people love this. I promise it's just REALLY SILLY and Zoro being Zoro with Chopper being Chopper.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Zoro, Chopper - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by Lances reviews
ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Cure for the Itch by dragon agility reviews
Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an uncomfortable yet amusing situation... 'Sasuke! Bite my nose.' [SasuNaru oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Scars Left by Time by LunarBlade Valentine reviews
Legolas, the silent support. Sam, the brave gardener. When Sam needs to find his strength, he finds an unexpected friend in the elf. NonSlash! A look into our favorite Elf's psyche. RePosted with corrections!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Legolas, Samwise G. - Complete
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Professionalism in the Workplace reviews
Welcome to Namimori Hospital; where the doctors are foreign and clothes are optional. It's also happens to be the very last place on Earth Hibari would want to be. It's a shame he got shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Oh, the Troubles of Being Caught Under the Mistletoe reviews
Sometimes, most times, Hibari really wished he had the power to explode heads with just his mind. Maybe then Mukuro would leave him alone.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Orders reviews
Who cares that Squalo was one step away from death? Xanxus had given him an order, and when Xanxus gives an order he expects it to be followed. No matter what.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Crybaby reviews
Nagi had never cried in front of anyone before; but then why did they always call her the crybaby?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Chrome D., Mukuro R. - Complete
Anything For Mukuro reviews
Because sometimes Chrome takes Mukuro's requests perhaps a little too seriously
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari, Chrome D. - Complete
Adapting reviews
Because how can you expect a psycho and a sociopath to have a normal relationship?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Hit List reviews
Xanxus is the boss of the Varia. It only makes sense that he would have his very own hit list.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Xanxus
Love Hurts reviews
Because when it comes to having a crush on someone, Mukuro just really isn't all that clever.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Trust is Overrated reviews
Nobody in the Vongola Family really trusts Mukuro, but between drinking green tea and killing off drug ring leaders, Hibari realizes that the illusionist isn't as herbivorous as he had always thought. ON HIATUS!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,494 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Five Stages of Being a SqualoSexual reviews
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. These are the five stages Xanxus has to go through before he will acknowledge that he's attracted to Squalo. Or at least that's what his tequila tells him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
The Afternoon After reviews
Vongola parties were always pretty wild, but when Tsuna wakes up with a huge headache and a lump the size of his fist, all he wants to know is what the hell happened.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Gender Issues reviews
In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Poison reviews
Mukuro continued, 'Though I shouldn't be surprised that you look so weak now. I mean, nobody else is any better.' He sighed happily and leaned back, breaking the gaze between them. 'Poison…what a very…herbivorous way to die.'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
The Day Hibari Came Late reviews
There are a lot of things that make people late, but this was just ridiculous.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Drink, Drank, Drunk reviews
Really, what was the point in participating in a drinking competition when half way through they all forgot that it was a competition in the first place?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
Nudità Pubblica reviews
If there was anything Tsuna had learnt due to this incident, it was never pair Hibari and Mukuro up on a simple mission. Ever.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Bloodied Silence reviews
This is what Hibari wants. He wants the man who had humiliated him dead. So why was he holding him as gently as one would hold a lover? Why was he shaking the man to keep him awake? Why was he not taking this opportunity to watch his rival's demise?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Picture of Insanity reviews
It was a knife. He did love knifes. Slowly, his usual, macabre grin grew onto his face, which was reflected in the dazzling knife that lay in front of him, almost as if it was begging him to take it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Belphegor - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Hibari suspiciously followed the direction that Mukuro was pointing to, only to stop dead. 'No way,' he decided. That mistletoe was so not there before.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
Bite Mark reviews
'You fight well, Kyoya,' Mukuro purred, his face only mere inches away from Hibari's, 'but you still haven't bitten me.'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete