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Joined 01-14-08, id: 1474211, Profile Updated: 08-28-11
Author has written 35 stories for Artemis Fowl, Sweeney Todd, House, M.D., and Harry Potter.

sometimes i get thoroughly harassed by my original writing, so i come here to screw around with other people's characters for a bit.

things i like: amanda palmer, crazy-core skittles, tea with lots of cream, thunderstorms, the dresden dolls, bim, my ukulele, remus lupin, buttered popcorn, doctor who, jack's mannequin, and Boy. if i start a chapter story, you'd be best off not getting particularly attached to it, because i have the dedication of a rock. i also probably won't write a story for harry potter that's not remus/tonks, because, uh, i don't really like any of the other characters all that much. at least not their romantic situations.

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Through the Years by XxEviexX reviews
Severus Snape reflects on Lily Evans and their changing relationship throughout the years. One-sided S/L, mentions of L/J.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Scrapbook by XxEviexX reviews
A collection of short one-shots/ficlets. Mostly A/H, though many ships explored: AM, HT, JH, FH, etc. Nmbr 10 up: He gazes down at her. "Raine." She smiles warmly. "Julius." 9 and 10 contain Atlantis Complex spoilers.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/6/2009
Artemis Fowl: The Chronos Assignment by Ms. Marla reviews
They say time heals all wounds. But maybe it can open new ones as well. Are Holly and Artemis ready for another adventure with time? And do they really have a choice?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007
Dreaming by XxEviexX reviews
Many years separate me from that night—that fateful night oh so long ago. In a time so distant it barely seems real. A past life, maybe. Or the phantom of one." Christine dreams every night of that past life, contemplating on her Angel of Music. C/P
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
One and Only by The Creatress reviews
Artemis/Holly. Ten Song Shuffle Challenge. Various aspects of Artemis and Holly's relationship in ten songs.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Black Sheep by kdip4014 reviews
Allison Cameron seems like a family's dream, but what if she's actually the black sheep in her family? FINALLY UPDATED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,038 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
The Raven and the Dove by XxEviexX reviews
Their true colors are perfectly coordinated, making them a perfect match. She looks from afar, trying to find a single imperfection within the flawless pairing, and realizes that in their case, it's not actually what's inside that counts. AH AM
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Family Tradition by Lli reviews
Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Indecency of Storytelling by Ogehsim reviews
The sickly words floated through the air like a malevolent plague and tongues stripped their victims naked to the bone... London after the deaths of Todd and Lovett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
Life Is Unpredictable by Savior Emma Swan reviews
Could telling an unexpected story lead to an unexpected future? Extended oneshot. HouseCameron fluff! COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Time Trial by Ms. Marla reviews
What goes through your mind with one minute to live? How do you possibly find comfort in knowing that you're about to die?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
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She Knows reviews
The personal wars were the hardest. From the first time she spewed her affection at him to the last time she saw him, there was always that feeling that nothing could ever touch them in their love. It was, of course, just a feeling. Love, death, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Reassigned reviews
A disgruntled young auror-in-training finds herself reassigned to Hogwarts security when she's associated with her cousin, recently escaped convict Sirius Black. If she was expecting the job to be boring, she didn't anticipate the distracting new teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Perpetual Flirting reviews
'It's classic,' she explains, seeing the look on his face. 'The role reversal here is almost unbearable. Don't I usually get drunk and ask you to have sex with me . . .' In which Remus is uncharacteristically drunk and realizations about love are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Duet Solitude reviews
But this is okay, this duet solitude. Tonks/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Flame reviews
Home is where you make it, love, don't get yourself confused. Todd/Lovett. Chapter nineteen is about secrets; he keeps them, she simply smiles. She smiles, and what with the way that she does so, they're all but sure that the two are lovers.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Make Damn Sure reviews
House/Cameron and Wilson/Cameron oneshots, T for language and a lot of implied/not so implied mature content. Ch. 6: We all need something to show for our hard work, and she's worked hard for you. House/Cameron with lyrical aid from Jack's Mannequin.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House
Wake Up reviews
Wake Up. He doesn't want you, but don't pretend as though he never did. Bellatrix/Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Crescents reviews
The tiny, crescent cuts clash sharply with the older scars running across his torso. They're as much her scars as his. Tonks/Remus, a bit angsty but mainly fluff in the end. Rating because of rather obvious implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harmless Revenge reviews
Remus/Tonks fluff. Tonks is sick. Remus is going against his morales. Sirius is alliterating. Chaos ensues. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Ironic reviews
Their relationship, if you can call it that, is so ironic that he has trouble staying away. Pure FLUFF, House/Cam.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
100 Things reviews
A series of one hundred prompts. Theme four is work relations. It had to be done. "He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Notice reviews
It's refreshing, in a way, to wake up next to the same person every morning. He's even beginning to notice things . . . small things, insignificant things, things that make her feel as though she could get used to this. Wilson/Thirteen, give it a chance.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - J. Wilson, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Hands Up reviews
Holmes is not supposed to be outdone by Watson, but no one ever said that Wilson couldn't give House a run for his money when it comes to certain things . . . such as hand sizes. Wilson/Cameron slight fluff, just some humor as a first fic
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/24/2009 - A. Cameron, J. Wilson - Complete
Just a Sad Song reviews
You're just a sad song, with nothing to say. Onesided Todd/Lovett, what else is new?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
One More Time reviews
Just once more, make it count if you don't plan on looking back. Tomorrow it'll all come crashing in again, so many immortal nights that end now, because everything you've heard about forever is a lie. Holly/Artemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Masked reviews
The mind is so easy to trick. Have you ever heard the saying 'things are not what they appear to be? ..Series of drabbles.. Chapter two: "We paint our sins on the ceiling, I keep them glued to my chest." A/H, sometimes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Blockade reviews
She always liked the rhythm, but he took it away.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Butane on My Skin reviews
You taught me heart, a sense they never knew I had. I can't forget . . .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Like A Bullet Through a Flock of Doves reviews
The memories flit through his brain like smoke, but the melody of the guitar tried to cling to him. Spanish Romance, it's called.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Lifeless reviews
It's diluted . . . Oh, the hypocrisy. Todd/Lovett if it makes you happy
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Spin reviews
One solution . . . Just one . . .
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
I'd Apologize reviews
She notices the blood soaking into the ivory material of his shirt. AU
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Lip Gloss Through My Veins reviews
She takes jet lag to a new extreme, she's left her mind behind permanently.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Measure reviews
Measure the distance to your fate; measure the distance from your killer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Burnt Ammonia reviews
Even as they hang the noose in front of her face, all she can think about is fire and poison. Or so they think.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Opal K. - Complete
Melting reviews
It's so ironic; he feels his humanity slipping away with every breath he takes. He believes that this is what it must feel like to melt.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bullets reviews
Either it starts with one bullet and ends with two, or it starts with two bullets and ends with one. He has a tendency to confuse right and wrong, and she has a tendency to forget and forgive. In that order.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Simple thoughts reviews
They both have a knack for turning incredibly simple things into complex thoughts. Blood, for example. Murder . . . The difference between life and death. Todd/Lovett if you use your imagination .
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008
Stars reviews
Wish upon a star, but do you know what stars are? Balls of fire, burning through the black space . . . What you can't change is loneliness. -Down; Something Corporate. Diluted A/M and A/H pairings.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Snow reviews
It's snowing . . . Wherever he is, it's snowing. And he's amazed by the beauty, the simplicity, the innocence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
One in the Same reviews
He sees himself in his razors. Yes, he sees himself in more ways than one.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Wordless reviews
She hums her wordless tune happily, even though she knows that it once had words. She doesn't know whether she wants to know those words, or not . . .
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Proper Artist reviews
He truly was an artist. Or a poet, if you will. Sweeneycentric?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Directions reviews
The ground is always down, and the sky is always up. That's not what he has trouble understanding.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Hiding From Stars reviews
The perfect stars are too blind to see what really happens behing the full eclipse. My first fanfiction. ArtemisxMinerva, ArtemisxHolly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete