Hi I'm Thead

(if that's to hard for you Mike will suffice)

Don't really know how to write a profile but ill try anyways

Gender : Male

proportions: 6 ft, 200 lbs

I believe I'm ugly so don't steal my thunder by thinking im a hansome person

likes:

-Well written Fan fiction

-Anime (a lot)

-Video games :)

-Explosives (mass destruction in general)

-making fun of people who think their smart

-my family

-Good Insults

- Funny Author notes

Dislikes

-people from the United States who think we wrestle polar bears for coffee

-people who swear every other word

-people who tell me my grammar sucks (I know it does already no need to remind me)

-Fried rice

-people who think they are better then anyone (we all know your just compensating for downstairs anyways)(if you understood that you either are smart or perverted ,more likely the latter of the two)

Sasuke Uchiha

-yaoi fics (yuri's are ok)

Dreams :

well you don't want to know what i dream about trust me

Hobbies

-Writing

-Reading

-building stuff

-breaking stuff

-Does sleeping count?

Favourite couples

Bulma\Vegeta (DragonBall Z) Gohan\Videl (DragonBall Z) Zoe\Takuya(digimonfrontier) Naruto\Sakura(naruto) Tidus\Yuna(FFX) Seigfried\Cassandra(soulcaliber) Temari\Shikamaru(Naruto) Karin\Toushiro(Bleach), Neji/tenten(Naruto) Tsukune\Mizore(RosarioVampire) Percy/Annabeth(Percy Jackson and the Olympians) Revy/Rock (black Lagoon) umm cant think of any more at the moment

~story idea's~

The Two (FFX): What if Tidus was a Zanarkand summoner... Review u might get turned into an esper (working on as you read this)

True Acsention:(DBZ) My take on the orange star saga Couples TBA

Shinigami's Blade(Bleach) its stuck in my head a story about renji and Rukia's Son trying to make as a shinigami but with a twist you'll see

Armageddon(Naruto) The Journey of Team 2

?? (RosarioVampire) My spin on what if Tsukune was a Monster what would he be... pairing TBA

Son of Nozdormu (RosarioVampire) Tsukune Can't reveal his identity for if he were too others would attempt to use him

Tsukion (RosairoVampire/Warcraft) The last son of Deathwing attempts to repair the scars wrought by his Fathers destructive life

Sith (Star Wars) set During the clone wars The planet Dromund Kaas has been cut off from the Universe for to long Now admist the Clone war a ancient Warship Joins the Fight

The First Blood Elf (Warcraft) Imprisoned for nearly 5000 years, cut off from the sunwell this Mana Hungry Elf is Finally freed by accident by a young Blood elf in search of a source of mana

Good (subjective) Stories

Psychncislover's The Week the Olympians Visited

Wilkins75's Return of Namikaze

Goggleboy4444's Davis's tears

all of ShadowMajin's works

Draculina17's "Family"

Gohan's lil angel's strictly business

dragon6's Mizukage

pudgypudge's Master of Zanbatous

S.Stryker's Corruption and Redemption Miracles

VFSNAKE's To love Zaraki Kenpachi

Lord of the land of fire's Snow Girl (it was so good i read it twice)

Kisella the Silver Warden's Cage

Homer's Disciples' Unravel

Can't remember if anymore are

The above named are good stories in my opinion

and now because someone suggested it in their profile i present to you

Insane people work wonders. You know those little voices in your head, the ones that suggest all the strange ideas? The people who listened to them are now called authors. And, they're rich. Therefore, insanity is a good thing.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wish that Tom will finally catch and eat Jerry for good, paste this into your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. (And damn proud of it!)

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS.

(Pick the stereotype that fits you...bolded are the ones that fit me)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm an ITALIAN GUY, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.