The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

My Friends and my catch phrase:

Join the Club...

We...

Fall Down Alot

Get into random, pointless fights

Love Jello

Enjoy being loud

Talk fast

Have annoying brothers

Love sugar/chocolate with a passion

Are hyperactive

Think Twilight/Harry Potter is a gift from god

and are just generally INSANE! (with Jello!)

Hi! I've been reading stories on fan-fic for like, ever! I finally wrote a few. PLEASE tell me if its any good :D

Im writing a Harry Potter story with my best friend. Read it! And, REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Heres her link, by the way: http://www.fanfiction.net/prongslover77

I AM A RAVENCLAW!! SMART PEOPLE PRIDE!!

So, Broom trained Harry the Jedi way, so he could go through the wardrobe, to get to Mordor to fight the Voltari!

Alrighty, Here are some things you need to know about fanfic and me:

Favorites of Harry Potter:

Character(s): Marauder Era: The TRUE marauders (see below)

Normal: Golden trio (add Ginny, subtract Ron), Luna Lovegood, Katie, Zabini (yes I'm aware of my insanity), Draco (still aware) and TONKS!!

New Generation: Scorpius and Teddy for boys, Rose and Victore for girls.

Teacher(s): Mcgonagle (I SO did not spell that right!) REMUS CLOSE SECOND!!

Class(s): Astronmy! DADA and History of Magic tied for second!

Spell(s): Accio (useful as hell!), Bubblehead Charm (I wanna SWIM!), Expecto Patronum (who doesn't like it?), and Petrificus Totalus (gotta love the classics!)

Potion(s):Polyjuice Potion (who doesn't want to be someone else?)

Charm(s): Finite Incantatem, Homorphus charm,

Item(s): Howler (the joys of parenthood...),

Magical Creature(s): Metamorphmagus, Animagus, Werewolves, faeries (pixies)

Pet(s): Owl, perferably solid black

Ships(s): Marauder Era: LilyxJames,

Golden: GinnyxHarry, HermionexDraco, KatiexOliver, LunaxAnybody

New Generation: RosexScorpius, VictoriexTeddy, JamesxO.C., AlbusxO.C., LilyxO.C.

Mixed: SiriusxHermione

Story Lines(s): Sirius comes back from the dead

Golden Trio go back for '8th' year

One of the Weasleys or Potters gets with Scorpius or other son or daughter of former death eater

MarauderxO.C. That would still be compatable with most of books!

Total O.C. wizrd/witch/vampire/werewolf/ect...

Patronus: FOX! (yes, I'm the freak who knows!) If you didn't figure that out, fox is my patronus

House: Ravenclaw! (also mine)

Least Favorite of Harry Potter:

Character(s): Crabbe and Goyle. Not only are they evil, but they are TOTAL idiots! Oh, and Pansy, the little slut!

Teacher(s): Trelawny (that is so not spelled right!), she's and idiot, and she's crazy!

Class(s): Arithmacy, no doubt

Spell(s): The unforgivables

Potion(s): Don't have one

Charm(s): Don't have one

Item(s): Don't know yet

Magical Creature(s): Evil peeps

Pet(s): Rats...EWW!

Ship(s): SnapexAny Existing character! FemSlash, RemusxLily, VoldemortxAnyone

Storyline(s): Where they don't get a relativly happy ending (sorry, I'm a sap!)

House(s): Hufflepuff (I'm sorry! They are kinda boring!)

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...

NOW FUN TIME! LIST 10 FAVE HP CHARACTERS IN ORDER FROM FAVE TO LEAST!

1. Remus Lupin

2. Luna Lovegood

3. Sirius Black

4. James Potter

5. Lily Evans

6. Ginny Weasley

7. Hermione Granger

8. Harry Potter

9. Teddy Lupin

10. Nymphorda Tonks/Lupin

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Lily/Tonks...Um, ya NO!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No freaking duh! Its SIRIUS BLACK! Who DOESN'T?

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Ginny got Remus pregnant? Well if it was switched, it would still be creepy, but if remus got pregnant...-shudders-

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Teddy? Awww...YES! I cried...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Hermione and Luna? Um...-backs away slowly- what is wrong with you people?!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

James/Harry or James/Teddy? Um, I pick neither. But if I had to choose, considering Harry is his son, I'd probably pick Teddy.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Hermione found Sirius and Harry? Um...She'd probably faint...Then freak out...Then yell at Sirius for being irresponsible...Then yell at Harry for not telling her he was gay...Then be sworn to secrecy...Then never look at either of them the same again...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Luna/Ginny? Luna and Ginny are best friends. They are secretly lesbians. They secretly love each other. They are secretly lovers. No one knows. Dun, dun, DUN!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

James/Tonks. Well considering he died when she was four, he would be a child molester, which means I highly doubt there are any.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Remus/Lily? Best friends forever? I dont care about your past? Nothing can change who you are...

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

James wanted to seduce Remus? Dont know! Go read a fic, there are some.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Hermione/Teddy? I would certinly hope not!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Nymphindora? Behind these Hazel Eyes. For when Remus leaves her...-sob-

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar (the greatest thing ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Here's some info about me:

Name-I'm working on that. It was Nohbdy, but I had to get it legally changed...

Age-Sophmore. Of what...Whouldn't you like to know!

Height- guess what I just found out? I'm still 5'! Shocker, huh!(gotta love us short peoples)

Hair-BLOND and proud of it, baby!

Eyes-green (i have total cat eyes, they are almost yellow! It's really ironic, cause I'm deathly allergic to cats! They universe just loves to tease me...)

And yes, I AM unexplainebly hot!

Loves- Reading, writin, singing, gymnastics (sometimes), DANCE, JELLO!

Hates- Spelling. Seriously who needs it? We only need the first and last letters in a word to read it so... Who cares if I spell something wrong? , chocolate (yes, I am aware that I am crazy... though I do like dark, so be comforted), Algebra and math thereafter (do we EVER use it in the real world? answer... NO!).

My fav Shows- I seriously don't watch T.V.

My fav Books- I-cant-possibly-even-get-close-to-beginning-to-tell-you, but heres some of them- Crown/Court Duel, Daughters of the Moon, Twilight, Tamora Pierce, Hawksong, All American Girl, Ann Rianldi, Gossip Girl, ANYTHING about mythology, To Catch a Pirate, Inkheart, Percy Jackson, Stravaganza, Blood and Chocolate, Hawksong, Wicked lovely, Harry Potter, Rangers apprentice, Ink Exchange, Falcondance, and MILLIONS more!

My Fav Parings-

Bella x Edward

Alice x Jasper

Vanessa x Michael

Jimena x Collin

Serena x Stanton

Danica x Zane

Alianne x Nawat

Percy x Annabeth

Gabriel x Vivian

Dom x Kel

Vindanric x Mel

Harry x Ginny

Lily x James

Remus x Tonks

I have lots more, but this list is getting to long, so...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you just KNOW jello will rule the world some day! If your crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Reasons why girls are are better than guys:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Post this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent laughing your butts off

If you think that losers that hate/ don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whatsoever, put this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Funny quotes stolen from various people:

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

-All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

- love your enemies. it pisses them off

- oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

-three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'man that was fun!'

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

- do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? cuz the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me

-it's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. they're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

-all right, all right. I, you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for

- the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying. So just exept what you can't understand and be cluless and that department because ther are more important things in life.

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

-Never mind, it's complex.(person 1)

The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2)

-Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

-There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

-I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Drunk?

You're intoxicated by my very prensece

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

"Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

"Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."

"Silence is golden and duct tape is silver."

"Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."

"Girls rule, boys suck. The. End."

"Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose."

"Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important."

"Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?"

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Favorite Quotes by Harry Potter

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"He Dumbledore will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

Naruto Comments!

If you're actually smart enough to realize that no members of Team 10 can get together because it would ruin the Ino-Shika-Cho, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Naruto in the face for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Sasuke in the face for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Kabuto in the face for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people have to be REALLY dumb! Heres quotes that prove it:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Hush Little Sister

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He hurt me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's angry tonight
Run while you can
It'll be alright

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Things that make you happy:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘Old Guy’ or ‘Dumby’.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Ravenclaws… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Hufflepuffs … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Half Blood Prince. Just 'cuz they're all pretty much grown up, but still at Hogwarts. I love all the character development!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Half Blood Prince or Goblet of Fire. It's kind of tied at the moment. It might go back to being just Goblet of Fire after the awesomeness and newness of the sixth kind of wears off...

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Well, Hermione and Ginny are awesome. Remus and Sirius. Arthur, Fred, and George. Tonks and Luna. Katy, Alicia, Oliver Wood, and Angelina. Draco, Bellatrix, and Snape.

What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw. Though, Slytherin just seems awesome also, so if I was there, I'd be okay.

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw. Without a doubt. I have quite a bit of every house in me, but Ravenclaw outshines the rest.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? The Bloody Baron. His intimidating presense is so classic ghost and refressing in my opinion.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Astronomy. I absolutly adore the stars, and am a total night owl. Plus, I adore mythology, and every star and constelation has a story behind it, most of them based on mythology.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall or Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Probably a Chaser. I have wonderful reflexes, and if I was a seeker, would probably kill some people as I am very impatient.

Who do you want to make friends with? Gosh, like everyone! Remus, Hermione, Ginny, and Tonks are at the top of my list. Harry and Luna are awesome too! Oh, wait! And the twins!

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna or Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna because I absolutly adore her, and can be very much like her. Hermione because I am a total dork, and we would have so much fun debating subjects, and discussing stories. Not to mention, I schold almost as well as she does.

Which character in the book can you relate to? A combination of Ginny, Hermione, and Luna. I am very dreamy, and can be totally random and out there like Luna. I have a temper like Ginny, and, so to speak, take the bull by the horns. I'm very philosiphel and studious like Hermione, and as previously mentioned, schold rather well.

What pet would you get? An owl. Preferebly black. I love owls!If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I really do not know. Probably myself with a husband and children, my best friend with a family, and my brother with a family, all of us very happy.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Absolutely! Well, actually, I might run for help. I'd probably go after them though. No man (or woman) gets left behind!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Wtf? When did I get transported to Harry Potter? Wait! Are you just the actor?! If not, OMFG, YAY! Wait! Your not here for something illegal, right?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Who in Merlins shaggy beard are you? Isn't this the potters residence? I fall through a bloody veil, and everyones suddenly bonkers!

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Draco Malfoy. Gloating time! Then a snake! I'd want a snaky friend!

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? YES! I would be calling the Daily Prophet to get that evil bitch fired!More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Blaise Zabini

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Luna

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Harry

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black. Like midnight color. I imagine that's how his hair looks.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Rainbow. Quite fitting with all her morphing powers

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange. For obvious reasons

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown. Like that light leather calming brown. I think it's 'cuz it reminds me of books.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Nothing really. I suspose black or green though, because when I really think about it, that's all I get.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silvery-gray

What color comes into your mind when Ginny is mentioned? Fiery Red

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I'm still doing it, aren't I?

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I'd save it for a day when I was applying for a job I really want or something similar.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. Duh. Though, the movies hold a certain charm the books do not.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus

Who's your least favorite out of the Marauders? Peter. For obvious reasons. Though, if he had never betrayed them, I think it would be Sirius. Don't get me wrong, I love Sirius, but back when they were the 'marauders' in school, he was a total man whore and kind of a jerk.

What would your Patronus take shape in? A Red Fox. Probably a cub. Now you see why I would possibly be in Slytherin

What would be your Animagus form? Again, a fox. Becuase, if I fell in love with someone, or had some strong reaction, my potronus would change to what I feel protects me. A red fox is my personality. Especially the cub part

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA or Atronomy, though, that I'd be best at the second is almost guarenteed, so the first, because it's something to work at. This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape

Hermione or Cho? Hermione, Cho is suc a whimp.

James Potter or Snape? Hmmm, though one. When they are young, Snape. After Hogwarts, James. As adults, I can't say, James is dead.

Hagrid or Snape? Snape. I love Hagrid, but Snape.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Well I don't like Peter, and I think I'd kill Sirius, so amybe the trio. I'd kind of rather it be the Marauders, but at least Hermione is another girl, and we have something in common.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus.

Harry or Ron? Harry. Such a sweet and determined character! And so noble! swoon

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. She is so freaking awesome! Love her personality!

Hermione or Ginny? Tough one. Probably Hermione because of the book thing

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory. R.I.P. Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna! Luna is just plain awesom! Plus, I can relate to her dreamieness and randomness

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves. I don't particularly like Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. He's so cute and childish. Plus- spider. Need I say more?

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes. I'd not really big on pranks, and I would literally die without sugar

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs. The risk to the beans would be fun, but seriously, its CHOCOLATE!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Why must you give me that? Tom Riddle over Dumbledore, but Dumbledore over Voldy

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix. Without a doubt. I can't stand stuck up trophy wives! Plus, Bella is just awesome! Especially in the sixth movie! 'I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!'

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First. Dragons are awesome! And I love adventure, but I hate going it alone, so that rules out the third!

Is this survey fun or boring? Hmmm... JK, Fun!

HP Test

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
That sounds plausable according to other people...My like is perfectly healthy =p

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Probably not. Since I don't have OCD or anything

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Of course

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Many, many times

Read All The Books?
Totally. Some more than other (coughfirstcough)

What Do You Think Of JKR?
A wonderful author. Not some sort of diety like some people think though (coughProngsiecough)

Favorites

Weasley?

Hmm...The twins or Bill

Character, Overall?

That's so hard! ...Luna? Maybe? I hate this question!

Female Character?

Luna or Hermione

Male Charcter?
Remus or Harry

Group Of Characters?
Marauders, of course. AKA: See fanfic

Adult?
Remus probably

Professor?
Mcgonagall

Ship?
Hermione/Draco...I just love the crack!

Spell?

Levicorpous

Sweet?
Chocolate frogs!

Place?
...Godrichs Hallow or Diagon Alley

Weasley Twin?
George

Product?

...Howler-Hehe

Shop?

...Olivanders of Honeydukes

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Percy. For obvious reasons-whiny little thing that he is

Character, Overall?
Voldy, duh

Female?

Lavender-Ugh

Male?
Just went over this

Adult?
Wormtail

Student?
Pansy

Spell?
Avada Kadavra

Book?
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Ship?
Incest-EW!

Sweet?
...I like them all...

Death Eater?
Lucius Malfoy-Arrogant a

Shop?
...Idk

Place?
Privet Drvie

Professor?
Umbridge. Without a doubt

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
Hate

Harry/Hermione?
Wrong!

Harry/Ginny?

Awesome, of course. So much like his mommy and daddy =)

Harry/Luna?
Could be cute I suppose...

Harry/Pansy?
Um, ew. Just ew

Ron/Lavander?
SO FREAKING ANNOYING

Ron/Luna?
No!

Ron/Pansy?
Hilarious

Ron/Fleur?
INCEST (sort of)

Hermione/Krum?
Krum was too stupid for her...But sweet

Hermione/Draco?
=)

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
George. Read some that were cute but not for real

James/Lily?
=) Love

Lily/Snape?
Ugh

Lily/Sirius?
No! It's practically incest!

Lily/Lupin?
They were both bookish, but no

Tonks/Lupin?
Of course!

Draco/Pansy?
Ew, again

Fred/Angelina?
No! She belongs with George!

Bill/Fleur?
Love them!

Harry/Cho?
Annoying

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville =)

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape. Slughorn was SO boring!

Fred Or George?
George

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Gosh, I hate them both

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry?Luna. Hermione is too much like his sister

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Lavender

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer =)

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasly's of course

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
..I can't decide

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Witch Weakly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Crouch.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw, duh!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
Nope

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Well, duh

A Movie?
Again, duh

Books or Movies?
Books are always better

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Rarely, but yes

Been To A Fansite?
I'm sort of on two now

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yup

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
I tried once. Disaster

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I don't even remember

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
DISASTER

What was it?
...

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Of course not

Did it/ Does it work?
It probably wouldn't

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Of course!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Of couse you can. You idiots that only counts when it's arranged in R-O-N within the word

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
I succeded

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Ew

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?\

Who hasn't

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
The wizard doens't fall far from the tree

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Hello points to site

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
See above

Do you read fanfiction?
See above

If so, do you like it?

Idiots

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
'' ''

What site?
'' ''

Do you write fanfiction?
See below

Do you like to write fanfiction?
...I am ready to unlease great sarcasm on you, oh my annoying little machine

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
Yupers

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Not for obsessed peoples. For normal peoples, yes

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Nope

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Yup!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione and Luna. Luna mostly

Do You Agree With This?
Yuppers

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Many

What Are They?
Luna, Lyra (don't ask) and others I will not disclose =p

Do you object to being Called By them?
Nope

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Of course

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Again, duh

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Follow the butterflies!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
All the time

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Most the time

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
...Another stupid question

Have you re-read the books?
Not the 7

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Nope

Have You Had An RP Party?
Nope.

Do You Want To?
I suppose

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
Yup

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Read? I've seen A Very Potter Musical

Have You Ever Wrote One?
No

Do You Want To?
Not really.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
I wouldn'y write one

Are You Going To Write One?
No

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
glare

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
No one is