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Author has written 10 stories for Song of the Lioness, Kiesha'ra, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Naruto.

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.
Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Take the most scientific Harry Potter
ever created.

Get Sorted Now!

My Friends and my catch phrase:

Join the Club...


Fall Down Alot

Get into random, pointless fights

Love Jello

Enjoy being loud

Talk fast

Have annoying brothers

Love sugar/chocolate with a passion

Are hyperactive

Think Twilight/Harry Potter is a gift from god

and are just generally INSANE! (with Jello!)

Hi! I've been reading stories on fan-fic for like, ever! I finally wrote a few. PLEASE tell me if its any good :D

Im writing a Harry Potter story with my best friend. Read it! And, REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! Heres her link, by the way:


So, Broom trained Harry the Jedi way, so he could go through the wardrobe, to get to Mordor to fight the Voltari!

Alrighty, Here are some things you need to know about fanfic and me:

Favorites of Harry Potter:

Character(s): Marauder Era: The TRUE marauders (see below)

Normal: Golden trio (add Ginny, subtract Ron), Luna Lovegood, Katie, Zabini (yes I'm aware of my insanity), Draco (still aware) and TONKS!!

New Generation: Scorpius and Teddy for boys, Rose and Victore for girls.

Teacher(s): Mcgonagle (I SO did not spell that right!) REMUS CLOSE SECOND!!

Class(s): Astronmy! DADA and History of Magic tied for second!

Spell(s): Accio (useful as hell!), Bubblehead Charm (I wanna SWIM!), Expecto Patronum (who doesn't like it?), and Petrificus Totalus (gotta love the classics!)

Potion(s):Polyjuice Potion (who doesn't want to be someone else?)

Charm(s): Finite Incantatem, Homorphus charm,

Item(s): Howler (the joys of parenthood...),

Magical Creature(s): Metamorphmagus, Animagus, Werewolves, faeries (pixies)

Pet(s): Owl, perferably solid black

Ships(s): Marauder Era: LilyxJames,

Golden: GinnyxHarry, HermionexDraco, KatiexOliver, LunaxAnybody

New Generation: RosexScorpius, VictoriexTeddy, JamesxO.C., AlbusxO.C., LilyxO.C.

Mixed: SiriusxHermione

Story Lines(s): Sirius comes back from the dead

Golden Trio go back for '8th' year

One of the Weasleys or Potters gets with Scorpius or other son or daughter of former death eater

MarauderxO.C. That would still be compatable with most of books!

Total O.C. wizrd/witch/vampire/werewolf/ect...

Patronus: FOX! (yes, I'm the freak who knows!) If you didn't figure that out, fox is my patronus

House: Ravenclaw! (also mine)

Least Favorite of Harry Potter:

Character(s): Crabbe and Goyle. Not only are they evil, but they are TOTAL idiots! Oh, and Pansy, the little slut!

Teacher(s): Trelawny (that is so not spelled right!), she's and idiot, and she's crazy!

Class(s): Arithmacy, no doubt

Spell(s): The unforgivables

Potion(s): Don't have one

Charm(s): Don't have one

Item(s): Don't know yet

Magical Creature(s): Evil peeps

Pet(s): Rats...EWW!

Ship(s): SnapexAny Existing character! FemSlash, RemusxLily, VoldemortxAnyone

Storyline(s): Where they don't get a relativly happy ending (sorry, I'm a sap!)

House(s): Hufflepuff (I'm sorry! They are kinda boring!)

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort

First off, I must say, Rest in Peace:

James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Grindewald, Sturgis Podmore, Gregorvitch, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldemort.

May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten

To James and Lily,
Who died at the beginning,
To Remus and Dora,
Who will never know their son,
To Peter and Severus,
Who weren’t actually all bad,
To Dumbledore,
Who was as human as Harry,
To Sirius,
who was punished for what he didn't do
To the hundreds that died needlessly,
To the many that died 'for the greater good',
To these brave souls I raise my glass,
May they forever Rest In Peace...


1. Remus Lupin

2. Luna Lovegood

3. Sirius Black

4. James Potter

5. Lily Evans

6. Ginny Weasley

7. Hermione Granger

8. Harry Potter

9. Teddy Lupin

10. Nymphorda Tonks/Lupin

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Lily/Tonks...Um, ya NO!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No freaking duh! Its SIRIUS BLACK! Who DOESN'T?

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Ginny got Remus pregnant? Well if it was switched, it would still be creepy, but if remus got pregnant...-shudders-

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Teddy? Awww...YES! I cried...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Hermione and Luna? Um...-backs away slowly- what is wrong with you people?!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

James/Harry or James/Teddy? Um, I pick neither. But if I had to choose, considering Harry is his son, I'd probably pick Teddy.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Hermione found Sirius and Harry? Um...She'd probably faint...Then freak out...Then yell at Sirius for being irresponsible...Then yell at Harry for not telling her he was gay...Then be sworn to secrecy...Then never look at either of them the same again...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Luna/Ginny? Luna and Ginny are best friends. They are secretly lesbians. They secretly love each other. They are secretly lovers. No one knows. Dun, dun, DUN!

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

James/Tonks. Well considering he died when she was four, he would be a child molester, which means I highly doubt there are any.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Remus/Lily? Best friends forever? I dont care about your past? Nothing can change who you are...

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

James wanted to seduce Remus? Dont know! Go read a fic, there are some.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Hermione/Teddy? I would certinly hope not!

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Nymphindora? Behind these Hazel Eyes. For when Remus leaves her...-sob-


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar (the greatest thing ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Here's some info about me:

Name-I'm working on that. It was Nohbdy, but I had to get it legally changed...

Age-Sophmore. Of what...Whouldn't you like to know!

Height- guess what I just found out? I'm still 5'! Shocker, huh!(gotta love us short peoples)

Hair-BLOND and proud of it, baby!

Eyes-green (i have total cat eyes, they are almost yellow! It's really ironic, cause I'm deathly allergic to cats! They universe just loves to tease me...)

And yes, I AM unexplainebly hot!

Loves- Reading, writin, singing, gymnastics (sometimes), DANCE, JELLO!

Hates- Spelling. Seriously who needs it? We only need the first and last letters in a word to read it so... Who cares if I spell something wrong? , chocolate (yes, I am aware that I am crazy... though I do like dark, so be comforted), Algebra and math thereafter (do we EVER use it in the real world? answer... NO!).

My fav Shows- I seriously don't watch T.V.

My fav Books- I-cant-possibly-even-get-close-to-beginning-to-tell-you, but heres some of them- Crown/Court Duel, Daughters of the Moon, Twilight, Tamora Pierce, Hawksong, All American Girl, Ann Rianldi, Gossip Girl, ANYTHING about mythology, To Catch a Pirate, Inkheart, Percy Jackson, Stravaganza, Blood and Chocolate, Hawksong, Wicked lovely, Harry Potter, Rangers apprentice, Ink Exchange, Falcondance, and MILLIONS more!

My Fav Parings-

Bella x Edward

Alice x Jasper

Vanessa x Michael

Jimena x Collin

Serena x Stanton

Danica x Zane

Alianne x Nawat

Percy x Annabeth

Gabriel x Vivian

Dom x Kel

Vindanric x Mel

Harry x Ginny

Lily x James

Remus x Tonks

I have lots more, but this list is getting to long, so...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you just KNOW jello will rule the world some day! If your crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Reasons why girls are are better than guys:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Post this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent laughing your butts off

If you think that losers that hate/ don't get Twilight are stupid and have no brain whatsoever, put this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, put this in your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Funny quotes stolen from various people:

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

-All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

- love your enemies. it pisses them off

- oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

-if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

-three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out)

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'man that was fun!'

-everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

- do people even know what 'pro-biotic' and 'omega 3 fatty acids' are? cuz the yogurt may taste good, but it sounds pretty gross to me

-it's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. they're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and its not conductive to a creative atmosphere!

-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

-all right, all right. I, you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for

- the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying. So just exept what you can't understand and be cluless and that department because ther are more important things in life.

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

-Never mind, it's complex.(person 1)

The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2)

-Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

-There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

-If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

-A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

-I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Friends don't let friends drive drunk.


You're intoxicated by my very prensece

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

-I was thinking, while I was running...

About not hitting trees, I hope.

"Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"

"Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."

"Silence is golden and duct tape is silver."

"Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."

"Girls rule, boys suck. The. End."

"Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose."

"Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important."

"Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?"

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Favorite Quotes by Harry Potter

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"He Dumbledore will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."

Naruto Comments!

If you're actually smart enough to realize that no members of Team 10 can get together because it would ruin the Ino-Shika-Cho, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like shikatema better than shikaino, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Naruto in the face for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Sasuke in the face for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to punch Kabuto in the face for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people have to be REALLY dumb! Heres quotes that prove it:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

Month one
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Hush Little Sister

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He hurt me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's angry tonight
Run while you can
It'll be alright

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Things that make you happy:

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38 Holding hands with someone you care about.
39 Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘Old Guy’ or ‘Dumby’.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Ravenclaws… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Hufflepuffs … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Harry Potter Survey!!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Half Blood Prince. Just 'cuz they're all pretty much grown up, but still at Hogwarts. I love all the character development!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Half Blood Prince or Goblet of Fire. It's kind of tied at the moment. It might go back to being just Goblet of Fire after the awesomeness and newness of the sixth kind of wears off...

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Well, Hermione and Ginny are awesome. Remus and Sirius. Arthur, Fred, and George. Tonks and Luna. Katy, Alicia, Oliver Wood, and Angelina. Draco, Bellatrix, and Snape.

What house do you prefer to be in? Ravenclaw. Though, Slytherin just seems awesome also, so if I was there, I'd be okay.

But what house would you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw. Without a doubt. I have quite a bit of every house in me, but Ravenclaw outshines the rest.

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? The Bloody Baron. His intimidating presense is so classic ghost and refressing in my opinion.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Astronomy. I absolutly adore the stars, and am a total night owl. Plus, I adore mythology, and every star and constelation has a story behind it, most of them based on mythology.

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? McGonagall or Snape

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Probably a Chaser. I have wonderful reflexes, and if I was a seeker, would probably kill some people as I am very impatient.

Who do you want to make friends with? Gosh, like everyone! Remus, Hermione, Ginny, and Tonks are at the top of my list. Harry and Luna are awesome too! Oh, wait! And the twins!

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna or Hermione

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Luna because I absolutly adore her, and can be very much like her. Hermione because I am a total dork, and we would have so much fun debating subjects, and discussing stories. Not to mention, I schold almost as well as she does.

Which character in the book can you relate to? A combination of Ginny, Hermione, and Luna. I am very dreamy, and can be totally random and out there like Luna. I have a temper like Ginny, and, so to speak, take the bull by the horns. I'm very philosiphel and studious like Hermione, and as previously mentioned, schold rather well.

What pet would you get? An owl. Preferebly black. I love owls!If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I really do not know. Probably myself with a husband and children, my best friend with a family, and my brother with a family, all of us very happy.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Absolutely! Well, actually, I might run for help. I'd probably go after them though. No man (or woman) gets left behind!

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? Wtf? When did I get transported to Harry Potter? Wait! Are you just the actor?! If not, OMFG, YAY! Wait! Your not here for something illegal, right?

What would be his reaction to your reaction? Who in Merlins shaggy beard are you? Isn't this the potters residence? I fall through a bloody veil, and everyones suddenly bonkers!

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Draco Malfoy. Gloating time! Then a snake! I'd want a snaky friend!

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? YES! I would be calling the Daily Prophet to get that evil bitch fired!More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Blaise Zabini

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Luna

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Harry

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black. Like midnight color. I imagine that's how his hair looks.

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Rainbow. Quite fitting with all her morphing powers

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange. For obvious reasons

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown. Like that light leather calming brown. I think it's 'cuz it reminds me of books.

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Nothing really. I suspose black or green though, because when I really think about it, that's all I get.

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Silvery-gray

What color comes into your mind when Ginny is mentioned? Fiery Red

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? I'm still doing it, aren't I?

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.) I'd save it for a day when I was applying for a job I really want or something similar.

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. Duh. Though, the movies hold a certain charm the books do not.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Remus

Who's your least favorite out of the Marauders? Peter. For obvious reasons. Though, if he had never betrayed them, I think it would be Sirius. Don't get me wrong, I love Sirius, but back when they were the 'marauders' in school, he was a total man whore and kind of a jerk.

What would your Patronus take shape in? A Red Fox. Probably a cub. Now you see why I would possibly be in Slytherin

What would be your Animagus form? Again, a fox. Becuase, if I fell in love with someone, or had some strong reaction, my potronus would change to what I feel protects me. A red fox is my personality. Especially the cub part

What subject do you want to be the best in? DADA or Atronomy, though, that I'd be best at the second is almost guarenteed, so the first, because it's something to work at. This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape

Hermione or Cho? Hermione, Cho is suc a whimp.

James Potter or Snape? Hmmm, though one. When they are young, Snape. After Hogwarts, James. As adults, I can't say, James is dead.

Hagrid or Snape? Snape. I love Hagrid, but Snape.

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Well I don't like Peter, and I think I'd kill Sirius, so amybe the trio. I'd kind of rather it be the Marauders, but at least Hermione is another girl, and we have something in common.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus.

Harry or Ron? Harry. Such a sweet and determined character! And so noble! swoon

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. She is so freaking awesome! Love her personality!

Hermione or Ginny? Tough one. Probably Hermione because of the book thing

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory. R.I.P. Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna! Luna is just plain awesom! Plus, I can relate to her dreamieness and randomness

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves. I don't particularly like Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp. He's so cute and childish. Plus- spider. Need I say more?

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes. I'd not really big on pranks, and I would literally die without sugar

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs. The risk to the beans would be fun, but seriously, its CHOCOLATE!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Why must you give me that? Tom Riddle over Dumbledore, but Dumbledore over Voldy

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix. Without a doubt. I can't stand stuck up trophy wives! Plus, Bella is just awesome! Especially in the sixth movie! 'I killed Sirius Black, I killed Sirius Black!'

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First. Dragons are awesome! And I love adventure, but I hate going it alone, so that rules out the third!

Is this survey fun or boring? Hmmm... JK, Fun!

HP Test

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
That sounds plausable according to other people...My like is perfectly healthy =p

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Probably not. Since I don't have OCD or anything

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Of course

What’s Hermione’s?

What’s Ron’s?

What’s Harry’s?

What’s Ginny’s?

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Many, many times

Read All The Books?
Totally. Some more than other (coughfirstcough)

What Do You Think Of JKR?
A wonderful author. Not some sort of diety like some people think though (coughProngsiecough)



Hmm...The twins or Bill

Character, Overall?

That's so hard! ...Luna? Maybe? I hate this question!

Female Character?

Luna or Hermione

Male Charcter?
Remus or Harry

Group Of Characters?
Marauders, of course. AKA: See fanfic

Remus probably


Hermione/Draco...I just love the crack!



Chocolate frogs!

...Godrichs Hallow or Diagon Alley

Weasley Twin?




...Olivanders of Honeydukes

Least Favorites

Percy. For obvious reasons-whiny little thing that he is

Character, Overall?
Voldy, duh



Just went over this



Avada Kadavra

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


...I like them all...

Death Eater?
Lucius Malfoy-Arrogant a


Privet Drvie

Umbridge. Without a doubt

Couples? What Do You Think?




Awesome, of course. So much like his mommy and daddy =)

Could be cute I suppose...

Um, ew. Just ew




INCEST (sort of)

Krum was too stupid for her...But sweet


George. Read some that were cute but not for real

=) Love


No! It's practically incest!

They were both bookish, but no

Of course!

Ew, again

No! She belongs with George!

Love them!


This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Hermione or Ginny?

Neville or Seamus?
Neville =)

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape. Slughorn was SO boring!

Fred Or George?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Gosh, I hate them both

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry?Luna. Hermione is too much like his sister

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer =)

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasly's of course

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
..I can't decide

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Witch Weakly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Ravenclaw, duh!


Have you Been to A Release Party?

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Well, duh

A Movie?
Again, duh

Books or Movies?
Books are always better

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Rarely, but yes

Been To A Fansite?
I'm sort of on two now

Been to JKR’s Site?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?
I tried once. Disaster

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
I don't even remember

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

What was it?

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Of course not

Did it/ Does it work?
It probably wouldn't

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Of course!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Of couse you can. You idiots that only counts when it's arranged in R-O-N within the word

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
I succeded

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?\

Who hasn't

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?
The wizard doens't fall far from the tree

Do you know what fanfiction is?
Hello points to site

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
See above

Do you read fanfiction?
See above

If so, do you like it?


Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
'' ''

What site?
'' ''

Do you write fanfiction?
See below

Do you like to write fanfiction?
...I am ready to unlease great sarcasm on you, oh my annoying little machine

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Not for obsessed peoples. For normal peoples, yes

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Hermione and Luna. Luna mostly

Do You Agree With This?

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

What Are They?
Luna, Lyra (don't ask) and others I will not disclose =p

Do you object to being Called By them?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Of course

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Again, duh

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Follow the butterflies!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
All the time

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Most the time

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
...Another stupid question

Have you re-read the books?
Not the 7

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Have You Had An RP Party?

Do You Want To?
I suppose

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Read? I've seen A Very Potter Musical

Have You Ever Wrote One?

Do You Want To?
Not really.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
I wouldn'y write one

Are You Going To Write One?

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
No one is

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 134 - Words: 650,382 - Reviews: 17886 - Favs: 11,806 - Follows: 11,549 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Flames of War by Pikapixie The Demigod reviews
Fire, death, and destruction. The world was burning down around her, crumbling to ashes beneath her feet. And she was alive. This was war. This was her. This was exactly what she had signed up for... but maybe she should have read the fine print. Sequel to SOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 153,287 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Gaara, OC]
A Year and A Day by Mistrus reviews
It's one thing to marry your enemy but it is completely idiotic to actually fall in love with him. Could it be Stockholm Syndrome? I doubt it. It could have been necessity, I mean I was abandoned by Harry and I felt alone. That must be it. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 190,925 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vixen by Just Another Fanatic reviews
Bloom's eldest daughter has just started at Alfea and met Trend, Cicada, Kaida, and Emerald. The five girls join and become Vixen. But, evil has appeared in the form of the Elements. Can Vixen survive saving the schools of Magix and the Bux? R&R
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follow the Weasleys and Potters as they grow up... But will they grow apart? Sequel to The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,001 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Arciere reviews
Hermione's life crumbles when Death Eaters attack her home and murder her parents. But Severus Snape has some interesting news for this witch, and Hermione was never one to go down without a fight. CAUTION: fluff, shenanigans, and seriousness. Some OOC and OCs Picks up after events in OotP-ish. Alternate 7th year. Edited and continued. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Ginny W.
Full Circle: The Twilight Saga Continues, Book One by BlondiezHere reviews
Leah Clearwater has worked hard to put back together the life that shapeshifting and vampires took away from her. Yet just when she believes she has found her peace, her life is turned upside down one more time...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Leah - Complete
Hero by athena2517 reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MASTIFF. What if you-know-who hadn't died of shack and cold? What if they were taken home and tried for their crimes? What she said to him before the end. Prepare for tears.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Rebakah C./Beka, M. Tunstall - Complete
Kankuro Discovers FanFictions by Awaii-Mom reviews
Kankuro's bored, so what does he do. He goes to Temari's room, and gets on her computer, only to find a 'FanFic' site. So he begins to read them. Sorry if the summary sucks, just please read and review. Mentions of TemaXShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kankuro - Complete
Proud by TwistedImaginings reviews
James Potter makes a list of the things his namesakes would be proud of in his father. And he is sure that their list like their lives was much different than the rest of the Wizarding Worlds'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - James P., James S. P. - Complete
Revelations by LoveFromShinola reviews
At her funeral, Minerva's former students learn something surprising about their former Professor... Based on the recent revelations about Minerva's past from Pottermore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Back to the Kluture by WhatIKnew reviews
Cracky Future/AU fic. Based on a conversation where we decided that the old couple sitting in the coffee shop during the BIOTA argument were actually Kurt and Blaine from the future. Slightly better with the pictures I used with it on tumblr.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mosaic by tommyhanson reviews
Everyone's life consists of a bunch of little moments all glued together. Here are some of Neal's.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Neal C.
Elope to Iwa by HellArious reviews
A fake engagement and three months of training with a certain Hyuga prodigy all goes down the drain for Sakura when Neji is too injured to continue on the mission. With a war right around the corner a new fiancé must be made in the form of Kakashi Hatake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,277 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Missing by Laertena reviews
Future!AU Years down the road, Kurt and Blaine are coworkers. Perhaps a relationship is rekindled.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Uncharted by Cranberry Octopus reviews
It all started with a house fire, which wasn't his fault by the way, totally not his fault. And he wasn't trying to break them up, really, he wasn't. He just thought that they should wait a while. Like fifty years or something. KakaSaku. Non-mass. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Goodnight, My Angel by pineappletop92 reviews
Noah Puckerman never asked to be a father. He also never asked to have her be given up for adoption. The only thing he ever asked, and got, was that she be named Beth. These are the words he never got to say. Songfic to "Lullaby" by Billy Joel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Puck, Beth C. - Complete
Facebook Fun by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The Glee clubs live as seen through their Facebook comments. Klaine. Harry Potter references - BEWARE! :D
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hermione's Worst Nightmare by HeRonFan reviews
Unable to sleep after the torture, Hermione takes a potion that will exercise all her demons. Determined to make up for leaving her, Ron stays with her but will get more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,525 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8336 - Favs: 5,024 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
How could I have been so blind? by missbrunettgirl reviews
An extended ending for Cleopatra's Daughter on which Selene asks Juba some questions and admits her feelings. Warning Spoilers if you haven't finished the book! Juba II/Cleopatra Selene Please R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Merlin's day off by dreamland4 reviews
Merlin has a day off causing a jealous Arthur and a bumbling Gwen. I own nothing of Merlin. Please review if you can.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
100 Moments in the Lives of Arthur & Guinevere by Miki-hime reviews
One hundred sentences describing different moments in their lives over the course of their relationship. Just my interpretation of how some key moments would occur in the show. 10 chapters, 10 moments a chapter.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur
Grains of Sand by Michelle18 reviews
A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,770 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little By Little by Loten reviews
The Immortals war is over, but for Daine and Numair, the rest of their lives has only just begun - and there's a lot to sort out. Sequel to Lost & Found. Complete.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,757 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Red Threads of Daybreak by Aria Illusine reviews
A collection of AkaSaku drabbles, this one's a KisaSaku! Kisame makes a strange suggestion, that leads to a minor epiphany on Sakura's part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Itachi by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
And So the Adventure Continues by blue-eyed-wondergirl reviews
Three years after Destroyer, the Justice League is moving on with their lives, but life as they know it will change forever. The ultimate battle between good and evil is upon them, but will they be ready? Chapter 22 is Up!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,933 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
The second 'Moment of Truth' by s11235 reviews
Merlin return to Ealdor for a wedding and takes a date with him...Confusion, jealously and angst ensue post series 2, spoilers for the first two series
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
ABC by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Zuko teaches Toph how to read. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
What is Possible by alifestylechoice reviews
The war is coming to a close, and it is evident that they are not the victors. Kakasaku, Kakashi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Players Only Love You When They're Playing by crushed-lilyflower reviews
Classic LJ. How did Lily eventually fall for James? As the War in the wizarding world approaches, is the war between Lily and James coming to an end? Marauders, romance, humour, angst, drama R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,375 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A New Year by Caitiy reviews
Sakura decides to collect on an old promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ten Things by frolics.with.froggies reviews
Ten things you didn't know about your favorite Harry Potter characters. I've seen so many that I wanted to do one of my own :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Spring's New Dawn by L.A.H.H reviews
They fought, and they died, for peace. Yet how can you have peace when you split your people into quarters from the start? Should the answer be to dispose with millennia of tradition? Can anyone bring themselves to do away with Sorting? Next Generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Bell's Love Song by ActionsSpeakLouderThanWords reviews
Watch Katie Bell find love, have some rows, laughs and cries along the way. KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 114,009 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lighter than a Feather by Aria Illusine reviews
AU IruSaku, when Sakura takes refuge from a rainy day at a small and mostly-deserted coffee shop, she runs into the last person she expected, but the first person she wanted, to see behind the counter...songfic to Tyrone Wells' Happy as the Sun
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Iruka U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Haunting by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is the granddaughter of a shaman, who doesn't believe she has any powers. But when the house she's just moved into turns out to be...already inhabited, the girl is forced to take matters into her own hands. ItaSaku KakaSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Gift of a Thief by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku “He called it a Gift,” Sakura said, a note of bitterness filling her voice, “But it’s really my curse." Caught when her curse forces her to break into the Uchiha house, she comes face to face with a patient who strikes her a bargain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Romeo and Juliet Had It Easy by Q.S reviews
Hermione is spending the summer with the Malfoys. Perfect. But during the course of the summer Juliet Malfoy has a genious idea. If Romeo and Juliet came from fighting sides and fell in love, why not Draco and Hermione? They just need a happier ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Gesture by Aria Illusine reviews
Lighthearted AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku Oneshot ficlet. Two fingers tapped her forehead – not hard, but with enough force to set her back a pace – as their owner’s lips curved into a gentle smile.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hourglass by Chrys-Moony-Marauder reviews
Roxanne Weasley finds out just how many secrets the castle can hide the day she discovers the hourglass. And when tragedy strikes, Roxanne and the gang discover just how deadly a weapon time can be if it falls into the wrong hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Fred W., George W.
An Easy Mistake To Make by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. Itachi, meet alcohol. Sasuke, meet the brick wall. Would you like to introduce it to your head as well? Ficlet written for anon LJ meme.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Home Truths by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You can always count on your dear older brother for his valued opinion. Ficlet written for anon LJ meme.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dasha's Pain by OneAsBeautifulAsYou reviews
Dasha's point of view from page 296 of Forest Born on. Warning! Huge spoiler alert for the latest installment of the Book's of Bayern series - Forest Born. Please don't read this fic if you haven't already read the book.
Goose Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Dear Victoire by lovely rubber boots reviews
Dominique writes a letter to her sister. Rating for the P.S. of the letter, which you can skip very easily. The rest of the letter is K
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
Why doessn't Daddy have a mommy? by tomatooverlord reviews
A one-shot about an inquisitive little Lily Potter, as she wonders why her father is lacking a mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
A Normal Saturday by untitled1494 reviews
A normal Saturday at Hogwarts during the time of the Marauders. No plot, just a nice scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Albus D., James P. - Complete
My Protector by rachnp12 reviews
Tammy enters the dangerous world of vampires and werewolves; however she has a secret of her own to offer. A Jacob and Tammy love story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jacob, Embry
The Little Pink Blanket by Splash123 reviews
Neville and Hannah watch their daughter grow up and fall in love. One-shot songfic. Sweet and fluffy. Show Neville and Hannah some love and read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
Searching for Audrey by lovely rubber boots reviews
On their nineteenth birthday Lucy and Molly, along with Teddy, go in search of Audrey the muggle mother they never knew, who never wanted magical children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Audrey W., Lucy W. - Complete
Halloween by amaXdear reviews
Sirius and Remus drink, and reminisce. OotP, SiriusLupin friendship, mentions of slight RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Saving The Little Guy by Lyz Shadow reviews
While the League's out fighting monsters, who's going to protect the little guy? Was "Standing In The Shadows". Please R&R!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
It Must be Summer by lovely rubber boots reviews
Little shots of summer life with the next-gen. Featuring all your favs and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Victoire W., James S. P. - Complete
The Last Heir by Kiwi6498 reviews
Eleven years after Hermione graduates, it's her daughter's turn to attend Hogwarts. If Janie goes to Hogwarts, it jeopardizes Hermione's most guarded secret: the true identity of Janie's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 266,600 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sneakers and Seekers by lovely rubber boots reviews
Fred asks James to find out where Roxanne's been sneaking off to. Featuring: many Weasley cousins, and some Scamanders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2009 - James S. P., Roxanne W. - Complete
Cupcake Business by painted.inkblot reviews
I didn't expect this cupcake business from Lucy. I thought she'd write depressing poetry or something.' Lucy wants a cupcake for her birthday, among other things. Percy/Audrey, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
The Outsider by SarahNicole98 reviews
I am an Outsider, so, today, I put on my mask, and walk away... A poem about how mutants feel after being exposed, what may lead them to hatred and fear.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Six Words by Wotcher-Tonks reviews
characters in six words. for the six words challenge on HPFC. will take requests.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
An Interesting Engagement by Picture reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots, each resulting in the engagement of Shikamaru and Temari, so it's ShikaTema, I guess. In-universe. Rated for language and use of alcohol. Part 8: On a Clear Day, You Can See Forever. Oh, wait, wrong reference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Birthday Surprises by bloomsburry reviews
Crashing into a birthday party was one thing that Sakura had in mind in catching Uchiha Sasuke's attention. Though she hadn't actually plan in getting drunk and drawing someone elses attention instead. Oneshot. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Grains of Gold Sand by hermoine snape reviews
Hermione and Ginny use a time turner to travel to Lily and marauders last year at Hogwarts. The girls only went back to have fun. The one thing that they didn't expect was to fall in love. Pairings: RL/HG SB/GW JP/LE Hermione will be OOC with BETA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,007 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Wedded Bliss by L.A.H.H reviews
The events of the weddings of the two Greengrass sisters, including a sisterly chat and the meeting of Draco and Astoria. First: Daphne's wedding. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Double Nickles on Your Dime by Nymbis reviews
An odds and ends collection of Naruto stories. 10 genres of Shizune x Genma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Shizune, Genma S.
Air by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
She's a captive, a pawn in a international war effort, but in this moment, under the ash tree, miles away from home, next to a boy that she has never actually seen, Sakura realizes that she is hopelessly in love with her captor. AU, ItaSaku, Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Learning to Share by stingrae90 reviews
Just how did Azula's nickname for Zuko come about? Were the Fire Nation Prince and Princess ever normal siblings? Zufluff!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Bang Bang, At The Beginning With You by frndshiponfire reviews
When Sasuke sees his blond singing to Sakura...his emotions get mixed up in the wonderous song that is being sung. Sasunaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Storm by narusasunaru kit reviews
Naruto is deathly afraid of storms, especially ones like these…AU, OOC, SasuNaru,FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thicker Than BloodRewrite by The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien reviews
Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,310 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Favourite by The Zazu reviews
Hugo Weasley has many favourites. A series of vignettes, multiple chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Hugo W., Ron W.
Boxes and Boo Boos by Aphiria reviews
He always said yes to her. Why stop now? Izumo and Shizune One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Izumo K., Shizune - Complete
Imprint by Quil Explodes reviews
Quil's imprinting with Claire. Basically just their lives, and the twists and turns along the way. Very fluffy, but you might still like it if you don't like fluff... please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,783 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr.
A Fluff to Beat All Fuffs by Fernsfairie reviews
A cute, short, fluffy one-shot about Dobby waking up Harry during the middle of the night with some interesting news. I think you could fit this in somewhere during HBP, maybe. Read this just for the fluff, not the meager plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Dobby, Winky - Complete
Loving Jacob Black by Permanent Rose reviews
/Leah Clearwater was the last person I ever expected to fall in love with. Until this point, I had thought of her as a self-centered irritable harpy. Heck, I barley even considered her a girl. But suddenly, she was all that mattered/ JacobXLeah
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,636 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Key Coincidence by BlueArcticWolf reviews
The first two times Itachi ended up with Sakura's keys, she shrugged it off as coincidence. The third time made her wonder if an Uchiha was capable of stalking. What would Sasuke's older brother want with her? ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. For Juniper11.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three hardest conversations by WorldRuler reviews
Ron Weasley is forced to talk with Rose about three things every father wishes he would never have to talk with his daughter about. Boys, marriage, babies. Dedicated to my own Dad, 'cause he's freaking out just like Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Two daughters by Crina reviews
Percy draws his daughter's future full of rainbows and bright colours and happiness. Percy and his daughters, Molly and Lucy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Percy W., Lucy W. - Complete
The Other Wife by Marie Suzette reviews
I married him knowing his heart wasn't mine ... ShikamaruOFC, ShikamaruTemari. Revised 24 February 2009.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Fine Line by LyricGirl16 reviews
There's always been a fine line between love and hate. HanabixKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Hanabi H., Kiba I. - Complete
For the Love of Bugs by scottishfae reviews
While returning from a mission, Sakura learns a little bit more about the Aburame clan and her relationship with Shino changes completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Forgive But Never Forget by mrie reviews
Because even though he’s back, it’s never been that simple for Team Seven. But they believe with everything they have, and sometimes, that’s enough. – Team Seven. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Days by neech reviews
Sakura turns to give him that little smile- the smile he'd last seen when she was twelve, and damn it hurts to see it; she's eighteen and his student is dead. A take on what might have happened if she had followed Sasuke in defection. AU -KakaSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Things by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Ten Things that were never spoken between Sirius Black and Narcissa Malfoy. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
Do You Feel You Need Help? by The Lady of the Willows reviews
When Tsunade determines that some ninja should have therapy, the consequences are severely annoying for Neji. Neji, Hinata, a bit of Hanabi, and one therapist think about family or feelings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Puppy Love by Violet Eliot reviews
Jacob and Leah; Do two broken hearts make a whole? Or does a relationship built on pain end similarly? And where does Embry Call fit into all of this? Read to find out more.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,567 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Leah - Complete
Anthology by Laura-chan reviews
Oneshots Collection -SasuSaku- Rating doesn't apply to every chapter: He had realized he had done the worst mistake of his life so far.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,019 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fun Lies To Tell The New Generation About Hogwarts by dogstar-ebony reviews
#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
We'll Leave This Town In Ruins by Ashimattack reviews
my dear little ballerina, we haven't got much time. he's only wound you for a short while, if only you were mine
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Sideways by neech reviews
-KakaSaku- "You know, molesting me just to get at the bells is distinctly cheating at this exercise."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Brilliant by Misanagi reviews
McGonagall wants to know how Sirius and his friends became Animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Minerva M., Sirius B. - Complete
Child of Heroes: Like Father, Like Daughter by Cantoris reviews
Meet Angela Kyle Wayne, daughter of Batman. While her life hasn't been average, it's about to get even more interesting when she travels to the past to meet her parents when they don't know who she is. Takes place just after Starcrossed. COMPLETE 11/8.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,815 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
50 Things to Remember When Raising a Monster by dogstar-ebony reviews
- #23- Do not tell Rosie that pressing Uncle Harry’s ‘magic scar’ will make sweets come out of his belly button, as he doesn't find it amusing to have an over-excited four-year-old prodding his forehead." Sequel to "...When My Wife is Pregnant". Funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Ron Weasley's Guide To Marriage by dogstar-ebony reviews
Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
20 Random Facts About Audrey Fletcher Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Get to know Audrey Fletcher - the girl who married Percy Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
My Life With Sasuke Uchiha by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Psalm of the Lark by Jessica-X reviews
Fear and loathing in Gotham City. This is a chronicle of Harley Quinn's new outlook on life... through the unlikely vessel of Batgirl. As told by Barbara Gordon and Harley. T:Mature themes. F/. :COMPLETE:
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [Barbara G., Harley Q.] Bruce W., Dick G. - Complete
Golden Moments by TheUltimateGambit91 reviews
Though his charming wife understood what it meant to be an active X-Man, she had no mercy when it came to curfew. Remy chuckled at the thought painfully. He was a fully grown, twenty-nine-year-old man with a curfew. ROMY ONESHOT
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
The 8th Year: Mishaps&Mayhem by cuhmeel reviews
The Golden trio is back at Hogwarts, along with new faces. WARNING: Contains random groin kicking and crazy sugar rushes. Story does not comply with all the deaths from The Order of the Phoenix to The Deathly Hallows. AU HHR RWLB GWBZ DMOC GWOC FWAJ R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sequence by Infallible.Mirage reviews
Upon George’s return from the Copper Isles, a conversation between him, Myles, and Jonathan, with spectacularly little dialogue.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Pyre by secondhandsmile reviews
Leah, as seen by Sam. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Sam - Complete
A Different Kind of Mission by SkywardShadow reviews
It's Itachi's first babysitting experience, and Sasuke seems determined to drive him out of his mind. An attempt at humor. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lifetime of Waiting by CocoaSampson reviews
"The question is this, dear Katie: How many are you suited for?" I leaned and whispered in his ear. "Just one." Garrett/Kate
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Teach Me to Play by Permanent Rose reviews
Edward teaches Nessie how to play the piano. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
The Beyond by Permanent Rose reviews
Some called her a fairy, others a princess or an angel. Some even dared to call her a witch. Renesmee one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cinderella: A Renesmee and Edward songfic by TwilightChic17 reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN. If you haven't read it, I don't suggest reading this, but you may if you wish. Its all regular pairs ExB RxJ JxA ExR CxE so on and so forth Songfic Song by Steven Curtis Chapman
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Edward
Thunder by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
What's a father to do when his daughter is afraid of the thunder? Ron and Rosie in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Scar by RealityCheckBounced89 reviews
Lily decides she going to make her daddy "all better." Harry and Lily in the "Daddy's Little Girl" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Until Somebody Loses by Geeky BMWW Fan reviews
Diana tries to convince Bruce that he needs love and happiness in his life, and that she is the one to bring them. He doesn't know she is aware of his secret identity, and she uses that information in her plan. Ch. 14 is up. It is finished!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,334 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Shadows of the Stars by The Rockerbabe reviews
Sequel of Capricorn. Susan and Caspian are finally married and all is well in Narnia...Almost. A Darkness is growing in the south and will put everything the Kings and Queens have worked for to the test and on the line, including their lives...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X
Happy Anniversary by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
It's been ten years...and therefore, Will owes Elizabeth ten anniversary presents! However, she might have the best present of all. Pure silly fluff. WillxElizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Before James by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Before Lily Evans gave James a chance, she liked someone else. Someone James knew very well. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,530 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Because of Course by deathtodiscotexasliberalweirdo reviews
L/J--takes them from 7th Year throughout their life until death--story of love, bravery, and loss...all of the Voldemort encounters, and lots of marauder action! By far the best story I've written--please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,221 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fly by mrie reviews
He is fifteen, he is sixteen, he is seventeen. He is learning, he is growing, he is changing. He is twenty three and he is more than recovered. /Team Seven Sasuke x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Peace Becomes Us by beezy bee reviews
Danica Shardae comforted a dying Gregory Cobriana on the bloody battle field, here is his side of the story. This is my first fanfic so please let me know what you think.
Kiesha'ra - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
A Political Arrangement by haleyvn reviews
Dove needs a husband. Tortall needs a strong alliance. Liam and Dove are only a few years apart. Its perfect! Oh, wait, throw in an attractive raka nobleman, and Liam's younger sister and things get messy. Read and Review please!
Trickster series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,250 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
At the end of the day by Hepzheba reviews
Seamus just wants Dean to stop lying to everyone. Deamus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Way It's Supposed to Be by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. She's always hated her birthday. She's just never really understood why. Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Victoire W., Bill W. - Complete
Pulling At Strings by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
Luna happens to witness an odd event one day. An event she'd never thought she'd see especially with someone like him...An event that sparked a domino chain of oddities...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,667 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Bloodhound by Adagio To A Wolf reviews
Bloodhound fanfic edition! Beka and her Dogs are chasing fake silver. Suspicions mounts as the scent points to her friends. All the while, Beka's magic is changing! Will she be the Bloodhound, and smell the rat amongst the Rats? Read Final Author's Note.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,453 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Fangirling by Laura-chan reviews
‘I won’t fangirl Uchiha Sasuke, I WON’T FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT FANGIRL Uchiha Sasuke, who cares if he has a godlike body, amazing eyes, soft black hair... Crap.’ AU SasuSaku COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Violet Rose by Zukiesgal65 reviews
Hyugga Hinata has lived her whole life in the shadow of her cousin, Neji. She is a simple Kunoichi, with a simple dream. To win the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. How will she react, when her father tells her she's been engaged to a man she barely knows? -done-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 110,371 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Following Tradition by DaughterOfAres reviews
Post DH! Severus Snape is very much alive on the Christmas following where the 7th book left off. In fact, he's spending that Christmas at the Burrow with his son and grandchildren plus the entire Weasley clan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Dear Jacob by seraphinaspice reviews
A series of letters Bella posts to Jacob on his birthday, until the day he stops writing back. Writing this fic made me cry. So I appreciate all feedback!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Daddy's Lullaby by InosBane reviews
Shikamaru sings to his daughter. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
My Dad, the Superhero by Lady Tol reviews
My name is Lily Potter, and my dad's a Superhero. He doesn't have a cape and he can't fly on his own, but he does have robes and a broomstick.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Harry P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hope by Sketchy Cannabis reviews
George gets Alanna a Midwinter gift.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Instruments by Nymbis reviews
Their hands can do many things. They can heal, they can hold, and they can kill. The female warriors of Konoha aren’t very different from their tools in this respect. Kunoichi and parts of the hand.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Stealing Cinderella by Ascended Angel reviews
Songfic: Edward goes to tell Charlie that he and Bella want to get married. i think it is sweet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Angel Wings by Stills and Photographs reviews
Bloom's five year old daughter, Jocelyn, is fatally wounded in a car crash. Their final conversation, though, holds the key to dealing with the loss of her only child.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Bloom - Complete
Princess Of Thieves by Llama Lady Lily reviews
George talks to his daughter as she sleeps
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Goodnight by ThJaFl reviews
Beka sings a song her Ma used to sing to her for Pounce. Guess who overhears? Songfic to Goodnight My Someone. Terrier Fanfic.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Tortall
Two Brothers by BlueSea14 reviews
An improbable encounter between Sirius and Regulus Black. Told from Regulus' POV. 'You know as well as I do that Mother already sent an acceptance letter...I don't have a choice, Sirius.' OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Walk a Little Straighter, Daddy by not done baking reviews
SongFic. HermioneDraco, not nessacarily romantic. An exploration of the LuciusDraco fatherson relationship. Harsh language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Variations on the Theme of Salmalín by Hedgewitchery reviews
A series of short vignettes, notquitedrabbles, featuring some or all of the members of the Salmalín family, mostly Sarralyn and Rikash. FINISHED!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
The 7 Signs of Madness by ForbiddenTreasures reviews
There are 7 signs that assure a person of their insanity. Draco and Ginny will gladly partake their wisdom on these signs. And they are experts, seeing how they've been through every single one...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Silence and Shadows by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
Twins, seperated at birth, will now find each other once again. One, despising her life as a court lady, longs to get away from it all and become Shang. The other, raised in a foriegn land, is now on her way to Tortall as part of the embassy, and longs to
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,456 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Doujutsu by mewling reviews
OneShot: The sharingan doesn’t come without a price. Itachicentric. And if you’re desperate, KisaIta really desperate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
No Comparison by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ad Perpetuam Memoriam by Himura Seraphina reviews
An odd little fic that my odd little mind conceived of without my consent. DaineNumair, not linked to any of my other fics. update: fixed the format errors, RR please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Tortall, Daine, Numair/Arram - Complete
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DreamDancer reviews
Post Breaking Dawn! Trust Collin to imprint on a werewolves best friend...Collin x O.C. EmbryxO.C. LeahxO.C. Everyone else normal. Not much about Renesmee/Nessie. Previously titled Alone Among Wolves
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Collin, Embry
The Sirens and the Marauders reviews
Marauder and Friends seventh year all the way through to James and Lilys death. Love, laughter, blood, and tears...This is their story. LxJ RxO.C. SxO.C. R&R Don't judge by first chapter! It's bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Best Birthday Present Ever reviews
As Lily Evans walked off the Hogwarts Express, lets just say, her thoughts towards certin...boys...weren't so nice...James x Lily! T is strong! In the process of being edited! Review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ballet Shoes reviews
A young girl walks home from her ballet recitle. Next thing she know, some dude is staring down at her with a sharp thing pressed to her throat. Weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kankuro
Wrapper Tears reviews
Why did she make the nice boy cry? Alice and Neville moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
Back When reviews
Many years ago, back when Bellatrix Lestrange was just little Bella Black, she was my best friend.... One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Seeking Answers reviews
If I managed to kill my dear brother, and your here for some kind of redemption, all I can say is sorry for your loss," Sakura wants to know why he did it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Making Choices reviews
Short BekaXRosto one-shot. PURE FLUFF! Gotta love the Beka Cooper
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Tortall - Complete
They Were Just Boys reviews
Honor the Marauders, after all, they were still just boys. One-shot. I personally like. R&R You'll like! Promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2008 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Hawksong reviews
This is the song from Hawksong, Snakecharm, Falcondance, Wolfcry, and Wyvernhail. I DID NOT WRITE IT. Enjoy! Pretty! Will like even if you didn't read the books!
Kiesha'ra - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete