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Joined 01-14-08, id: 1474686, Profile Updated: 06-25-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Hey, everybody! Thanks for visiting my profile... while you're here, I guess I'll tell you a little bit about myself. Here are the basics...

Likes: reading, scary movies, hanging out with my friends, snowboarding, volleyball, really good gum, going tubing on the lake, snow days, vintage & thrift shops, flip flops, jeans, filming, making movies

Dislikes: Annoying people, slow computers, movies with crappy endings, when really good fanfic authors with really good stories don't post for a super long time, bad haircuts, friends who move away to Texas, chipped nail polish

Favorite Music: I don't really have one favorite, becuase I like such a wide variety. I love oldies and rock (The Who, The Beatles, etc.). I love, love, love Queen! I also love indie music, like the Wombats. I love Sarah Bareillis (whoops, probably spelled that wrong) and the soundtrack from Juno. There are a whole ton of artists who I absolutly WORSHIP including the Beatles, Chris Issack, Queen, Jason Mraz, Johnny Cash, Michael Buble, Neil Diamond, the list goes on for miles & miles.

Proudest Accomplishment: Probably learning how to snowboard. I started in 7th grade, when all my friends were way better than me, and now I'm proud to say that I can actually keep up with them. Yay! But seriously, I'm really proud of myself that I stuck with it, even when my legs hurt to badly to move and my toes went numb and I ran into little kids.

Most Embarassing Moment: There have been a lot of them. And I mean A LOT! I think that the one that sticks out the most, though, would be when I sprained my ankle on the first day of track this year when all we were doing was running a few laps. Because of that, I wasn't able to do track for the rest of the season. It was very unfortunate.

Other Websites: I have an account on You Tube - http://www.youtube.com/pinkcowproduction I either film the videos or are in them. I also edit them - it's what I usually do with my time when I'm not writing fanfics.

I also have a Twilight / Edward Cullen fan site - http://www.freewebs.com/crazyedwardcullenfanclub

I also have a blog and a few other sites... but I never use those anymore so I won't post the link.

Why I love Fanfic.net: I love fanfic.net because it's such a great community! I can post a story, and people actually READ it and they'll actually REVIEW it for me and tell me what they honestly think. And plus it's not like youtube where people will give you crap reviews just for fun. People here actually are reading it becuase they want to and it's totally great.

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4392 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
I'll Take Another Drink Me by Genesis04 reviews
Ramble fic based on the song "Drink Me" by Anna Nalick. Hatter POV. Alice mostly in mention. One-shot. Rated for language.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Should Have Known by sableambiguity reviews
Five times Carol Hamilton should have realized something was a little off about her daughter's new boyfriend--but didn't. Alice/Hatter with a twist. Oneshot.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Carol H. - Complete
Tea for Two by sentbyfools reviews
The first time Hatter asked her if she wanted a cup of tea, Alice laughed. Set after the Alice: Part 2. References to Alice: Part 1
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
the wellhatted woman by vega-de-la-lyre reviews
Alice/Hatter, post-show. "Hats are a fickle thing," Alice tells Hatter. "Maybe they're just not for me."
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 3,538 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Just Another Love Story by CrystalHeart01 reviews
I felt my head being snapped backwards, before the cool point of a knife dug into my throat. I could feel his sweet breathe on my neck, as he placed his hands almost loving against my bare neck.Will Edward save Bella or lose the love of his life? R&R EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,836 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007
Epilogue by runaway xo reviews
Winner of the Twilight Series Theories Breaking Dawn Epilogue Contest. Written before the publication of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
honeyMOONING by DimentionQueen reviews
For yayme2012s Breaking Dawn Contest Bella and Edward's wedding has finally arrived, and all heck has broken loose. Bella gets drunk, Edward's in a Speedo-induced coma, the caterer insists on cat food, and Jasper bites a national pop icon! CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Life on the Dark Side of the Moon by mradrz4evr reviews
A thought-provoking what if story that picks off after Eclipse. When Edward and Bella discover a new obstacle centuries in the making, Jacob becomes a vampire, and Edward a werewolf. How will they face this new threat to Forks and their lives? Read/Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,007 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
Eternity by Naladia reviews
This story is now most likely on permanent hiatus. I am now a college student and unfortunately don't have the time to write. I might revisit the story one day though. Feel free to read the chapters that are already up. Post-Eclipse BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,152 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Blood Red by bookworm-booklover reviews
Bella is forced to come to Forks. She's a vampire, Edward's a vampire, she's a hitman, he's a hitman. It's a long story. Things get tangled up and neither know which way to run. EPOVBPOV. And a love... mess. Hard to explain. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,366 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Patron Saint of Lost Causes by wrecking hotel rooms reviews
If she had to live it all over again, you know she wouldnt change anything for the world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
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And The Record Goes Round
Seven short one-shots based on songs.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Midnight Choices reviews
What if Bella had been the vampire and Edward had been the human? What would she have done differently? Totally not a cliche - doesn't follow the Twilight plotline word for word. Actually has a different plot! This is my first fanfic - still in progress!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,466 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Say What reviews
Based off of the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day... what could the quote possibly mean? We explore the possibilities! No spoilers whatsoever... duh, the book hasn't even been released yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
What Will Never Be reviews
The first time Edward meets Bella, he tries to kill her. She doesn't die and becomes a vampire! Will they end up together or will Bella be horrified by what Edward did to her? Story's better than the summary... please read & review! Rating might change
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Want You reviews
Cute little one-shot that I wrote when the idea popped into my head, I couldn't resist! Bella does something new and suprises Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete