ontdtwilight
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Joined 01-15-08, id: 1474826, Profile Updated: 05-23-08
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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We are awesome, hilarious, and our obsession is anything Jakeward involving tents and sparkly peen.

WE ARE ONTD_TWILIGHT.

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Sorrow By Name, Sorrow By Nature reviews
Jacob and Bella enjoy a pornographic moment, until a certain smoldering vampire walks in on their alleyway.Crack!fic, Jacob/Edward for the lulz. Brought to you by ontdtwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Their Blood Beats Black Tonight reviews
Edward and Bella are finally "doing the deed" but complications impair their bliss. Guest starring JACOB BLACK.crack!fic, not serious, written by ontdtwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Fury From Within The Lamb reviews
Bella has something inside her that she can't control.Crack!fic, not serious, from ontdtwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete