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Author has written 368 stories for Man From UNCLE, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Sapphire & Steel, NCIS, Batman, Invisible Man, and Doctor Who.

I've been messing around in fandom since about 1966, starting with the original Star Trek and moving forward from there. The great loves of my (fandom) life have been Illya Kuryakin (MFU), Spock and just recently, I've started flirting with Doctor 10(I should be way too old for this). I've been writing fan fiction and illoing for as long as I can remember, starting with ST, but mostly MFU for about 40 years. In real life, I'm the office manager and props artisan for a local theater. I've been married to a fellow fan for 33 years.

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Who'd Thunk It?, Part II by alynwa reviews
My take on a continuation of Uncle Charlie's tale "Who'd Thunk It?" Napoleon follows Illya after his discovery.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Illya K., Napoleon S. - Complete
DoubleBlind by TheRimmerConnection reviews
What you see depends on what you are looking for. There is no possible better summary that doesn't include spoilers, so you'll have to settle for that one. Slash XD
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Past and Present by Myrina reviews
Ducky's past crosses over into his present and Tony gets pulled along for the ride. Crossover with The Man from UNCLE.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,461 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
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The Blue Plate Special reviews
It's never wise to invite two women to the same restaurant on the same evening, but when they are both THRUSH agents, it's a very bad idea indeed. Written for the 2014 Easter Egg challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Complete
By the Beautiful Sea reviews
A follow up to "Till Death Do We Part" - Doctor Mallard runs into some interesting characters at the beach.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19 - Complete
April Showers reviews
It's a special day and Sapphire fears that Steel has forgotten all about it. Written for the April Element Challenge. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18
Just the Facts reviews
Napoleon contemplates the puzzle that is Napoleon Solo. Written for the 2014 Easter Egg challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18 - Complete
The Retrieval reviews
Elementals aren't supposed to fall in love with humans, but that doesn't stop a determined Agent from doing just that. Based upon a suggestion made on sapphire&steel.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Complete
The Gay Bomb Affair reviews
Why is Napoleon suddenly so unattractive to women and yet men can't seem to resist his charms? Why, it's THRUSH, of course. It's always THRUSH. Based on a true story and a wonderful prompt! If it's yours, please let me know. Warning - some adult situations suggested, but no "/".
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16
Regrets on a Bench reviews
Three Innocents, all thinking about their time in a Chrome and Gunmetal Madhouse.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/12
It's a Mystery reviews
A locked room, a dead body, and Sapphire and Steel - Hercule Poirot couldn't do it better. Written for Element Flash - March prompt - a locked room mystery
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/9 - Complete
Up on the Roof reviews
Napoleon is desperate to find out where Illya disappears to during the day. When he finds out, Napoleon decides to kick it up a notch. HELP! someone gave me this as a prompt, if you recognize it, please let me know it's yours.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6
The Importance of Listening reviews
A new Working Stiffs. In the war, she'd been part of an elite force of code breakers, but that was merely training for the biggest challenge of her life - UNCLE. My thanks to Reapermum for a fabulous prompt.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2
In the Still of the Night Affair reviews
A good old fashion UNCLE romp in four acts with bad guys, good guys, a worm in the works, and even Hawaiian food.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26 - Complete
Caught in the Moment
She spun and screamed and died - again and again and again. It's up to Sapphire to set her free. Written for the Element Flash February Challenge - Sleepy Hollow
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Published: 2/16 - Complete
Buffy Who? reviews
Time Lord meet Vampire Slayer. Let the games begin.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3 - Complete
Then Nightmares are Made of This Affair reviews
A sequel to That Dreams are Made of This Affair. Rapidly aging, it's a race for the agents to discover an antidote before they die of old age.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/2 - Complete
It Was a Dark and Stormy Night reviews
I'm so, so sorry, but I can resist everything except temptation. Warning - ahead there be puns
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1/25
Wrong Place, Wrong Time reviews
Written for Element Flash January. Just what are Sapphire and Steel looking for? Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
Saving a Penny reviews
A Working Stiffs tale - UNCLE was the sort of organization that needed a lot of money to operate. This working stiff is the man responsible for guarding the bank, but that doesn't make him Scrooge... does it?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Complete
To Watch Over You reviews
Be careful what you wish for for Christmas. You might just get it.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/19/2013
Old Snowman Winter reviews
Who do you turn to when you want to keep your snowman safe? If your grandfather happens to be an UNCLE agent, there's only one answer. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Complete
Light My Fire
Why would Silver give Astra an album by The Doors? Why was Jet coming on to Steel. Steel doesn't know, but he is determined to find out. Written for Element Flash - December prompt: Jim Morrison/The Doors
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Complete
Christmas By Any Other Name reviews
Illya's hurt and THRUSH is on the hunt. What's a little cat to do? Quite a bit with her friends at her back.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
A House in the 'Burbs reviews
Napoleon has to face his Waterloo - namely a soufflé. A follow up to the Suburbia Affair and a gift for Insaneladybug
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Complete
November Rain reviews
Sapphire is waiting in the rain, but even she can't anticipate what is about to happen and with whom. Written for Element Flash's November challenge
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
A Kid in a Candy Store reviews
Illya goes into a candy store... now there's trouble waiting to happen. No warnings, just silly fun.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Bar Hopping reviews
Steel walks into a bar and meets Jackie Tyler - just the person to give advice to the lovelorn. Written for the Fall 13 Intoabar challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Always Solo reviews
Napoleon sits in captivity and wonders if anyone even misses him or why they would even bother.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
The Devil in the Red Dress reviews
While on a stake out, Napoleon asked Illya for a Halloween story. Illya's story is too convincing. Written for 2013 MFU Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013
Beware the White Witch reviews
While escaping from THRUSH, Napoleon and Illya stumble over the ruins of an old structure. They didn't think it was inhabited. They were wrong. Written for 2013 MFU Halloween Challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Complete
Riders in the Night reviews
Written for the Spook Me 2013 challenge. Napoleon and Illya are sent on a mission to observe a THRUSH encampment, but they take a wrong turn along the way.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
Something's in the Closet
Written for the Spook Me 2013 challenge. The adults can't find a thing, but Debbie insists there is. No one believes her until Debbie goes missing. Good thing Sapphire and Steel are up to the challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
A Full Moon over the Pumpkins reviews
A Mouth of Babes story. Irina is carefully painting a pumpkin patch worth of pumpkins. Lisle is arranging a display and Illya is taking care of the twins. What could possibly go wrong? Napoleon is about to find out. Based upon a photo prompt from Sparky955
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013
Thoughts on a Rainy Evening reviews
When Napoleon is hurt, Illya begins to question their relationship.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Complete
Squeaky Clean reviews
It takes a high level of trust to be the person who cleans Mr. Waverly's windows, but when he looks in and sees something wrong, this Working Stiff must decided whether to do the right thing or the easy thing. My thanks to Rachaeljurassic for the prompt
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Complete
Silence is Golden reviews
Sapphire and Steel are called in to rid the Earth of a horrific alien, one determined to wipe out mankind one yummy bite at a time. Warnings: intense images that might be unsettling. Written for Element Flash October 2013
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Complete
Leaves on the Wind reviews
All the children have vanished from a small town and Sapphire and Steel still can't figure out exactly what their mission is. Written for Element flash - prompt - fallen leaves.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/4/2013
Never Assume reviews
Based upon a Craigslist entry, a mugger picks the wrong two guys to rob. Just some silly MFU fun
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
The Happily Never After Affair reviews
UNCLE and THRUSH agents are being killed and the only link is their gruesome nursery rhyme deaths. It's up to Napoleon, Illya and Del Floria to track down the killer before he or she strikes again..
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Complete
Due Date reviews
A Working Stiffs story - a young UNCLE employee discovers what friendship is all about, as lovingly taught by Napoleon.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Complete
Appearances Can Be Deceiving reviews
A sequel to The Mean Reds Affair. Things are getting more and more confusing for Illya around HQ and why is everyone having such a problem with that one report he filed?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Insurance Policy reviews
Sapphire and Steel are summoned to a small village that is empty and protected by large white orbs. Their assignment is a mystery until one of the orbs starts to talk. Crossed with The Prisoner (1967). Written for the August prompt in Element Flash
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Teaching is not for the Weak reviews
What could Illya do to strike fear into the hearts of his students? Based on a joke I post recently. No warnings.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Heads or Tails reviews
What happens when a Cambridge man meets and Oxford cow? Illya picked the wrong day to wear his favorite jacket. Warning - alcohol-induced punning ahead...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Independence Celebration reviews
Steel is tired of being regarded as a monster. written for the July Element flash challenge. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/5/2013
Seeing is Believing reviews
The girls in Public Relations discover just what it means to rescue Napoleon and Illya. A new Working Stiffs adventure. Suggested by Laurose8.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Complete
The Mean Reds Affair reviews
Illya has a bad case of the Mean Reds (reference Breakfast at Tiffany's), but he has no idea what caused them. A birthday prompt for Ducky's Lady.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Complete
The Romanian Affair reviews
Illya goes to Romania to claim his ancestrial home - there are just a few obstacles in his path - family, friends and, oh, yes, a Phantom. This is my very first MFU story written in 1980 without ever having seen the show. Forgive the Marysueish lead and the constant 'Solo'
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
The Screaming Tunnel reviews
The legend is that if you light a match, you will hear the screaming of the tunnel's victims. The problem is that you might be the one doing the screaming. Warning for June Bugs and violent images.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Complete
Moments in a Cave reviews
Napoleon and an injured Illya take refuge in a cave and Napoleon tries to keep them both safe from THRUSH. No warnings. This is a gift for Sutherwinds
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
Second Glances reviews
Kate: Gibbs, what did Ducky look like when he was younger? Gibbs: Illya Kuryakin Illya Kuryakin walks into a bar and meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Written for intoabar challenge. No warnings except reference to violence.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya journey to Maine to retrieve the diaries of a dead THRUSH official. While there, they meet his seven adult children. Then the kids start dying, each in a manner of a deadly sins, until it's just Napoleon, Illya, and an unknown assassin. Warning graphic images and suggestions of het. Winner of the 2013 MFU Fan Q award.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
The Home Was Never Like This Affair reviews
A sequel to The Romanian Affair. Napoleon and Illya are headed back for retraining at Illya's ancestral home, except now it's the northern version of Survival School and the guy in charge is just as hardnosed as Cutter... My thanks to Queena Foster for her considerable clean up on this!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
An Eye for An Eye reviews
Mr. Tully is back and he's not very happy. Written for the May Element Flash challenge: The Day the Lights Went out by Gensis Warnings: fairly dark, no pun intended.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
The Night in the Museum Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya spend a night in the museum. Did that mummy just move? Written for Tamingthemuse - prompt 354
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Heaven on Earth reviews
Ever wonder what sort of man could work at the Survival School with Cutter? It takes a special sort of Working Stiff. No warnings unless you have something against tropical splendour.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Exploring Your Assets reviews
All those rumors were just that, so what was Napoleon Solo trying to prove? Written for Tamingthemuse - Prompt 353 In Flagrante Delicto.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013
Mirror Finish reviews
Sapphire and Steel must battle their most deadly foe yet - a family-sytle restaurant - oh, and defeat soul harvesters at the same time. No warnings unless you really hate family-style restaurants
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Star Crossed Lovers reviews
Someone is in love with Napoleon. Written for Taming the Muse.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Complete
The Rescue of the Black Knight reviews
Napoleon is held captive by THRUSH and it's up to Illya to rescue him. Written for Taming themuse and for Mayamaia's birthday. Warning: Here thar be puns...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Spring Cleaning reviews
They were expecting great things from Astra, just not quite so soon. part of the Becoming Human series. Written for Element Flash April Challenge.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Complete
Never a Dull Moment reviews
A new Mouth of Babes Illya is left in charge of his grandkids. When an accident happens, Illya suddenly finds himself at odds with his own daughter. No warnings unless you don't like kids. Writting for Taming the Muse
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Cooking it up in the Labs reviews
A new Working Stiffs story. Ever wonder about the person who has to finish all of Illya's little lab projects? Meet the guy who tries.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
A Moment in Spring reviews
In a moment, someone must die and yet the spring morning is too lovely for death. Part of the Becoming Human series
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Into the Woods reviews
In the quest to understand the meaning of the phrase, non sequitur, Illya will go to great lengths, even consulting a gypsy about the mysteries of Baba Yaga! An Illya and the Gypsies story. For the purpose of this story, I am using the a definition of a conclusion that does not follow from the premises
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Images Not to be Forgotten reviews
When a building suddenly reappears, Sapphire and Steel are sent to discover its purpose. It is not what they thought and nothing could have prepared them for what was waiting inside. Warning intense images, dismemberment, violences towards children
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
You Say Goodbye, I Say Hello reviews
Wanderlust has no age limit - a Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
Chest Pains
Steel thinks he can handle a baby. Steel is wrong. Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
The Rat Race Affair reviews
It's just another day in the life of this hardworking UNCLE agent.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Complete
Like a Virgin reviews
On a solo mission, Illya stumbles across a devil-worshipping sect that needs a virgin sacrifice for a ritual and why is everyone looking at him like that? Warning: HET and adult situations
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Starting Out With a Bang reviews
Sapphire thought pregnancy was the hard part. The baby has arrived - now what? Part 4 of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Nothing was Stirring reviews
Illya is left guarding the fort and when he decides to stretch his legs, he also gets his mind expanded. This is the final story in the Twenty Five Days of Christmas. For the complete list, visit Spikesgirl58 at AO3
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Up on the Rooftop reviews
It's Christmas Eve and there's a storm raging outside. Will Santa make it? A Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic and Mouth of Babes.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Christmas Dreams reviews
Two views of Christmas from two very different and very young standpoints. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
City Sidewalks reviews
It's Illya's first Christmas in New York and Napoleon has a surprise for him, several in fact!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
A Winter Solstice Tale reviews
Sapphire and Steel await a very special visitor at Stonehenge. Their purpose, to reign in a Time Lord... but what is that howling noise? Could it be the Curse of a Demon? Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
The Price to Pay for Getting well reviews
A Working Stiffs story - a nurse discovers why it's safer to not be around an unconscious UNCLE agent. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
The Night Before Christmas - MFU style reviews
The title pretty much says it all. What is Illya hearing up on the rooftop? Part of the 25 Days of Christmas fic series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Home for the Holidays reviews
Part four of the Becoming Human series. Sapphire is about to give birth and Steel couldn't be more annoyed.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Santa Claus is Coming to Town reviews
Stranded in the Sahara Desert, the best either man can hope for is a swift death. Do you hear sleighbells? Part of the 25 Days for Christmas Fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Ho, Ho, Ho reviews
Steel gets in touch with his 'holly jolly' side. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Silent Night reviews
While on a Christmas shopping trip with Napoleon and Illya, Amy and Mrs. Waverly are involved in a car crash. It's up to the women to take the lead and get help. Part of the Twenty Five Days of Christmas fic. Warning: death of a wild animal.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
The Santa Affair reviews
Alex asks the age-old question, "Is there really a Santa Claus?" His grandfathers are determined to give him a proper answer. Part of the Mouth of Babes series and Twenty Five Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
Reflections on a Christmas Eve reviews
In desperation, Illy seeks out sactuary in a church to try and make sense of his latest assignment. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas Fic
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
Christmas Among the Dinner Trays reviews
A Working Stiff story - A canteen worker get to see how Napoleon and Illya celebrate Christmas. Part of the 25 Days of Christmas fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
A Very Merry Unbirthday reviews
Napoleon thinks everyone has forgotten his birthday - he couldn't be more wrong!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
A Christmas Assignment reviews
Napoleon knew he'd been given up for death. When an older, well-dressed Illya and a beautiful blonde stranger come into his cell, Napoleon couldn't be more surprised! Part of The 25 Days of Christmas Fic.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
An Elemental Beginning reviews
Steel returns from a four-month assignment to discover Sapphire has a surprise for him - fatherhood. Part of the Becoming Human series.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
The Burning of Snowmen reviews
Illya shows Napoleon an old American Tradition that he never knew about. Warning: tongue in cheek
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Volunteering - It Does a Body Good reviews
A Working Stiffs tale. A newly retired Section Two Agent discovers that in order to live in the present, he must let go of his past, even if that means his recently dead partner. Who better to show him how to live but Napoleon and Illya? Suggested by Jkkitty
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
In the Chill of the Night reviews
What really did happen to Illya during that long night on the mountain and why is he suddenly smoking? Written in response to Avery's prompt on MFU Scrapbook's Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Dead Man's Road reviews
Napoleon and Illya really shouldn't have taken that short cut that night. Written in response to Alynwa's prompt on MFU Scrapbook's Halloween challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
All the Wee Beasties
When a friend's home suddenly becomes haunted, Dan Westin steps in to see if they are dealing with real ghosts or something more human in nature. Written as part of the 2012 Spook Me Challenge
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,172 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Invaded reviews
A sequel to Amazing - Norman's sister is all grown up now, but she's not what he expected. Written as part of the Spook Me 2012 challenge
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Nights Like This reviews
Alexander Waverly really hated nights like this.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
One Russian Night reviews
Napoleon discovers the dangers that hide in a Russian forest one Russian night
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Complete
Fallen Enemies reviews
Angelique is dead, but no one expected Napoleon to take it so very hard.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Who'd Thunk it? reviews
Napoleon discovers a previously unknown secret about Illya and it's not what you think.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
A Tale of Two Houses reviews
Two houses, two very different stories - a Mouth of Babes and an early Halloween tale.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Black Out reviews
Just exactly how did Illya and Marion pass the time during the Great Black Out of 1965? Warning - suggested het.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Illya Kuryakin Walks into a Bar reviews
A bar joke, naughty language and images. - written for a Meme challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
An Empty Mind reviews
Just how far will Napoleon go to get out of a little work - written as a Meme challenge
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Naughtiness in Springtime reviews
Nellie has since left UNCLE. When she meets the guys by accident, she very nearly lets an important secret slip. Part of the Nurse Nellie series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
School Daze reviews
Steel discovers that Sapphire has been replaced as his partner and no one will tell him why.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Moving On reviews
Napoleon reflects about his life as they prepares to move from his penthouse to live with his kids. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
I See You reviews
A story about a Russian and his glasses.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Memories of the Past reviews
Alexander Waverly thought his past was dead and buried until it stared him in the eye and blinked. No warnings
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Complete
YOu Can't Go Home Again reviews
Sometimes, it's as hard to say goodbye to something as it is to someone. Response to NCIS Drabble Challenge - Sad
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ducky M. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes reviews
As punishment, Sapphire and Steel are stripped of their powers and made human. Now mere survivial may be the biggest challenge they have ever faced. In response to Element Flash deadline challenge. Warning: adult situations.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Heart of a Gypsy reviews
Illya has only been this close to a gypsy once before.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Daytime Realities reviews
A sequel to Seriesfive's Night Reflections - Sapphire is worried about Steel's current state of mind.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012
Painting a Pretty Picture reviews
Ever wonder how they keep the walls of UNCLE HQ all nice and gray? And it doesn't hurt if he has a secret power, too. A Working Stiffs story. Note: This story was written before I knew there was even a new Batman movie out. This has nothing to to do with the movie or the Colorado incident.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
In My Life reviews
Illya is left alone to brood about his birthday - based on the Beatles song.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Complete
Going Postal Naue A Pele Affair reviews
Napoleon is stuck in Hawaii. Illya is stuck in Medical. The Affair continues
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Girls, Girls, Girls reviews
Alex is discovering girls. What's a grandfather to do, especially if your name is Napoleon Solo? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Going Postal The Fire and Ice Affair reviews
A look at two missions as seen through an exchange of letters. Co written with Avery11
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Complete
Riddle Me This reviews
Riddle me this - there's something odd about the Clairmont Masion. Could it be bats in the belfry, a jokester in the basement or something more sinister at work? Warnings - adult topic and violence
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, E. Nigma - Complete
One Foot in Front of the Other reviews
It was a fabulous mission until... but being partners means no one is left behind. Warning - Gen-Hurt/comfort
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012
And Only the Truth reviews
Steel and The Doctor engage in a game of 'Truth or Dare.'
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
A response to Element Flash June Challenge - just how do the Elements get away from it all?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
Never Alone Working Stiff reviews
It takes a special sort to provide comfort for those whom will never recover. UNCLE only hires the best. Not a death fic, no matter what you think.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Around the Campfire reviews
It a tradition - telling ghost stories around a campfire. Now Napoleon is wishing he hadn't said a word. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Enter Aunt Amy reviews
The trick is knowing where to look when you need just the right person for the job.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Complete
How to Spend Easter Vacation reviews
A request for an Easter Egg that was later done by someone else. How to spend Easter - mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Those were the Days reviews
Napoleon reminisces about love and life in general - An Easter Egg challenge - prompt Napoleon-centric, an song stirs an old memory.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Hopping Down the Bunny Trail reviews
Why was Napoleon so insistent that no one see him with UNCLE's latest improvement for the communicators - an Easter Egg Challenge - prompt an Easter song
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
An Easter Surprise reviews
Illya wanted to shoot the rabbit, Napoleon wouldn't hear of it. An Easter Egg challenge.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
And the World Stood Still reviews
An Easter Egg challenge - a song makes someone come out of his shell and speak from his heart. Warning mild slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
The Great Chicken Wars reviews
A S&S/DW cross. They didn't mean to start a war when they stole some chickens, but now it's up to Sapphire, Steel and The Doctor to find a solution or watch the world wink out of existence.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Tell Me a Story reviews
They are pinned down and injured, so Napoleon's request seems an odd one.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Complete
Carpe Noctem reviews
And just when poor Nurse Nellie thinks no one remembers her on Valentine's Day... warning - adult content and *gasp* sex
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Friday Night Insanity reviews
It's just a typical night in the ER when two familiar faces stumble in. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
In the Blink of an Eye reviews
All five Section One heads have been captured by THRUSH. To rescue them, you'd practically need to be invisible... good thing Dan Westin is. MFU/Invisible Man 1975 cross.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
The Wanderers reviews
Adults need to be careful what they say to children. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
A Rare Find Indeed reviews
Napoleon and Illya go to the ends of the earth to search for a rare element. Warning: do not read with your mouth full as the story is very silly.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
An Almost Christmas Naughty reviews
After Nellie shows up at the wrong apartment following a wild party, Illya has to decide what to do with a drunken nurse...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
A Heartbeat at their Feet reviews
Holed up in an abandoned cabin, Illya and a senator's daughter experience some Christmas magic - and it's not what you think!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
A Mouth of Babes Christmas story - the grandfathers decided to take all five grandchildren shopping... in New York... alone. Ho, ho, ho...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Christmas Spirits a Working Stiffs Tale reviews
Sometimes you need more than luck Christmas Eve. Sometimes you need a little boost from some spirits.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
A Bit down in the Mouth reviews
What's worse than a toothache? Illya with a toothache rated S for silly
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
A Christmas Presence reviews
Caught in a surprise avalanche, Steel needs a miracle to survive it and find his partner - the question is, has he been naughty or nice?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
A Good Idea at the Time reviews
What UNCLE thinks makes a good vacation and what Illya thinks isn't always exactly the same.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Complete
The Clothes Make the Man Affair reviews
Bullet proof... underwear? What will THRUSH think of next?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Stacked to the Rafters reviews
Ever wonder who comes in to make all those repairs after the big fight? A guy has to start somewhere... A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
A New Lease on Life a Mouth of Babes story reviews
Napoleon and Illya prepare to face their biggest affair ever - retirement! warning - tuxes, bubble baths, and unexpected surprises.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
The Whipping Cream & Ping Pong Balls Affair reviews
A microdot sends the guys in opposite directions in the episodic hunt for the bad guy. Warnings - CIA, stuffed toys, exploding jeeps, cross dressing, it's all here, folks.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
In Honor of the Guy reviews
Mark and Illya celebrate a differnt sort of Autumn tradition - Written for the MFU Halloween 2011 Challenge -
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011
The All Wrapped Up Affair reviews
Babysitting at its worse - Written for the MFU Halloween 2011 Challenge -
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Just Ducky reviews
What happens when one of Ducky's 'guest' counsels him? Written for the MFU -Halloween 2011 Challenge -
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
For Sparky reviews
A drabble for Sparky who hated the ending of "Thirst" and wanted something happier.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
The Headless Horseman Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are hot on the trail of THRUSH's newest weapon... or is it something more in keeping with the season. Baw Ha Ha!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
Always in the Market reviews
When UNCLE wants to rent a safe house, where does it go? Why, to its friendly neighborhood real estate agent of course. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Nighttime Reflections reviews
Sapphire dreams.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Amazing reviews
Death stalks the country's largest corn maze and it's up to Sapphire and Steel to find those responsible and deal with them without becoming victims themselves.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
Clean up on Aisle One reviews
A new Working Stiffs story inspired by JkKitty - just what sort of store would they have inside UNCLE HQ and what would it stock?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Complete
A Family Affair a Mouth of Babes tale reviews
When tragedy hits Napoleon's family, he's forced to take drastic measures to protect it and his pig-headed partner. Not a death fic.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Time, Gentlemen, Please! reviews
Being the Pub from UNCLE takes a special kind of bartender - at times one who can shoot first and ask questions later.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Ruling the Mind reviews
Do you ever wonder why Illya is so fascinated by food? Warning - sort of angsty
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
And Now You Don't Affair reviews
The sequel to Now You Seen Him Affair. Napoleon discovers the advantage of having an invisible partner. Cross with Invisible Man
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Blowing in the Wind reviews
The lengths one partner will go for the other - yes, I was bored, why do you ask?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Just Lucky I Guess reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - Nellie has lost the baby and is moving on. A chance encounter with Illya makes her realize that everything and nothing has changed.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
The Now You See Him Affair reviews
previous published, but now entirely rewritten due to the discovery of Invisible Man DVDs. Illya's been dead for thirteen years... or has he? Napoleon discovers that things aren't as they appear.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Sailing against the Odds reviews
What did happen to the crew of the Mary Celeste? Sapphire and Steel, along with Lead are determined to find out.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Can't Live with Him reviews
But Napoleon doesn't want to live without him either. A story of Napoleon's frustration with his Russian partner. Rated PS for pretty silly...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
For All the Crying Children reviews
When Napoleon and a young child are trapped beneath a demolished building, a certain type of UNCLE agent is needed to lend a hand. a Working Stiffs story - inspired by a request from JkKitty1
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Complete
Tickled Pink reviews
Baseball, laundry, and hanging dolls from ceiling fans, life around the Solo homstead is never the same thing twice - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
The Tigers are Gone reviews
A follow up the The Tigers are Coming Affair. Why was Napoleon acting so odd during that affair?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Which Witch? reviews
When Time comes marauding as a white witch and starts stealing folks away, it's up to Sapphire and Steel to stop it. Shame she grabs Steel in the process...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Bumps in the Night reviews
Written for the Summer Solstice challenge - Illya and an Innocent take shelter in a house - the Belasco Mansion, Hell House.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
The Food of the Gods Affair reviews
Exploding watermelons? Is nothing sacred to THRUSH? Apparently not as Napoleon and Illya investigate an attack on one of their Vermont field offices
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Complete
In the Garden a new Working Stiffs reviews
His job is to tend the graves of fallen UNCLE agents. It's just after Memorial Day when he notices a new grave - warnings: death, life, and surviving. Not a death fic despite what you might initially think!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Peanut Butter Wars A Mouth of Babes tale reviews
Is all peanut butter the same? That's what Illya aims to figure out. Written by special request *you know who you are...*
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
On the Couch reviews
Why aren't you sleeping, Mr. Solo? - no warnings unless you don't like dialog This is a call and respond story - I called and Avery 11 responded with a fabulous follow up!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
A Warrior Knows reviews
Somehow, the Terra Cotta figures Od Xi'an are walking and Sapphire and Steel are not only confronted with a sizable army of well armed warriors, but also a weasel within their own ranks.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Bottoms Up reviews
Why do they do what do? Napoleon is feeling philosophical, Illya's just feeling hung over...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Clean as a Whistle reviews
A Working Stiffs Story - just because a woman polishes your floor or scrubs your toilet doesn't mean she can't think on her feet - thankfully for the lives of Napoleon and Illya.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Life May Not Be the Party reviews
There is something very odd about this assignment, Steel knew that from the first, but even he couldn't suspect this.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
Time marches on and it's time for a trip down the aisle, providing Genève can stop crying and Alex can stop throwing up. A Mouth of Babes story. No warnings unless you hate weddings
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
First Steps reviews
Did you ever wonder what Napoleon and Illya were like when they weren't head of Section Two, but mere agents? What was that moment like just before...?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,121 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Last Minute reviews
A split second decision is often the key between life and death, as Illya discovers. Warnings: HET - adults only please
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
A Tasty Dish reviews
Is often not what it appears. Read it with a tongue planted firmly in your cheek. K for some naughty imagery that kids won't get, but you will.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
An Eruptive Situation reviews
Why are Sapphire and Steel standing on the brink of an erupting volcano. They don't have a clue. Warnings - het, that means sex, folks! Adults only please
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
The Perfect Gift reviews
What do you give the man who has everything - that's what Illya would like to know... Warnings - silliness and bad puns ahead.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
A Man's Real Strength reviews
No. really, his job is to build dams, not knock them down. A Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Take Me Home reviews
Napoleon goes home one last time to say good-bye. Reposted from an early date. The end of the Vermont Series. Warnings: death, biogtry, and accepting the inevitable
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
A Moment in Time reviews
Just what is says and no matter what you think, read to the end.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Complete
Come Snow reviews
Illya and a female co-worker are trapped in the black out - however shall they pass the time. Warning: Extreme Het! Reposting.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
The Break a Few Eggs Affair reviews
The Kind of Thailand is assassinated and a film crew accidently recorded it. Now it's up the Napoleon and Illya to get the crew safe out of the country, even as an entire nation goes gunning for them. Reposted from an earlier date
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Eating Right reviews
If you are what you eat, then how do you make UNCLE agents eat properly?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
The Rug Rat Affair reviews
See Leon. See Leon take his kids to UNCLE HQ. See HQ cry and writhe in agony. See Leon run. Run, Leon run... A Mouth of Babes story. K for a naughty word and an ugly thought
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
To Nellie reviews
Their relationship from Illya's point of view. Warnings - mild het, angst
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Riders of the Storm Affair reviews
Towns are being devastated, THRUSH has to be behind it - don't they? It's hard to say when The Doctor's involved. Warnings: DW, language, moderate violence
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
Bar Talk reviews
You have to watch out for the quiet ones. Warnings - het, that's a guy and a girl being intimate, but no details. Still, adults only please
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Last Man Out reviews
Rescued from a bomb sight, Illya is left suffering from Survivor's Syndrome and it's up to Napoleon to cure him or watch his partner pulled prematurely from the field. Part of the Vermont Series Warning: language, h/c and angst.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Reflections reviews
Sometimes one more chance is all you're given; the trick is knowing what to do with it. Warnings - angst, naughty language, and a tenetative future. Prequel to Flexing Your Muscles. but not Working Stiffs
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Hair Today a Nurse Nellie Story reviews
Nellie gets the perfect start to her vacation. Het - adults only please!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Stacking the Odds reviews
When you are a very little girl, it's hard to make the connections between A and B. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Idle Hands reviews
Someone finds an interesting way to spice up a staff meeting. Warnings - we're dealing with kids' cereal here...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete
A Titanic Decision reviews
The Titanic doesn't sink. Sapphire and Steel are sent to find out why and to figure out what has happened to their fellow Elements. Warning for Elemental sex...
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
The Checkmate Affair reviews
Manipulating enemies into corners is Napoleon's specialty. Making them thinking they are winning is his gift.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
The And Now a Word from our Sponsor Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover to infiltrate a THRUSH ad agency. What they find isn't pretty - warnings for language, violence, the California lifestyle, and body waxing...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
New York Dreaming reviews
Napoleon and Illya play a game of 'What if? Warnings: H/C, boredom, and paperclips
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
One Miracle at a Time reviews
Illya's mother has a confession that has the potential to change everything Illya thought he knew about himself. A Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Complete
Nothing to Hide reviews
Napoleon and Illya carry the plans to end the world and THRUSH very much would like to prevent them from returning to New York with the plans. The UNCLE agents have different ideas.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Attention, Class reviews
A new Working Stiffs. A survival instructor discovers the difference between practicing what he teaches...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
The Devil Take You reviews
Sapphire and Steel go devil hunting in the 'wilds' of turn of the century New Jersey.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
The 747 Affair reviews
A short bit of why you should always make sure you have an UNCLE agent or two on your flight.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Winkin, Blinkin, and Nodd Affair reviews
If only he could get some sleep, Napoleon could take on the world, if only he could get some sleep...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Boxing Day reviews
Trapped, Napoleon and Illya talk about not keeping New Year's resolutions. K for language.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
The Fruitcake Affair reviews
It wouldn't be the holidays without fruitcake and when Mrs. Waverly decides to deliver them in person, THRUSH will never be the same... Warning: May contain nuts...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
When All Else Fails reviews
What happens when you die, but are told your parnter can't come with you? When you're Napoleon Solo anything is possible. Warnings - possibly differing religious views, so read with an open mind.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
A Little Christmas Naughty reviews
Illya - Mistletoe, does it get any better? Not to Nurse Nellie's way of thinking. A Nurse Nellie story - Warning - There be Het ahead - adults only please.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
A Cinderella Ghost Story reviews
Sometimes Prince Charming comes in the form of a short blond Russian with a limp - a Mouth of Babes story - Co-written with GeorgiaMagnolia she did the third person bits
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Illya's Big Day Out reviews
Don't you hate it when UNCLE agents don't stay where you put them? Warning - silliness and inept THRUSH agents ahead...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Mounds of Mistletoe reviews
Christmas is the time for surprises and Illya isn't immune to them.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Complete
Reason to be Thankful reviews
Napoleon discovers a real reason to be thankful.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Complete
Every Dog, Every Day A Mouth of Babes story reviews
Fall is settling in and even UNCLE agents have to accept that they aren't the men they once were.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
In God's Hands a New Working Stiff story reviews
When Napoleon has a crisis of faith, he goes looking for a little help. Who better than a Working Stiff? Religion discussed
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Steel gets a taste of humanity.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Objection! A Working Stiffs story reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get lawyers! Cowritten with Tafizgurl
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Time and Time Again reviews
Why is Illya dreaming of twin suns, red skies and what does a fob watch have to do with any of it? An appearence of Doctor 10 solves all the problems - and creates a whole bunch of new ones
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
The Trick or Treat Affair a Mouth of Babes story reviews
Written by Georgiamagnolia. Irina and Alex try to decide what the gradnfather should dress as for Halloween - princes or superheroes. Sadly, Poppy's knees ain't what they used to be...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
The Pavlov Affair reviews
Waverly's been kidnapped and Napoleon is the new Section One, Number One, but why is he acting so odd? Illya's determined to find out, even if it costs him his partnership and career with UNCLE. Mild het referred to at the end.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Changing of the Guards reviews
The head of UNCLE is dead and Napoleon contemplates the meaning of life.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Ghost reviews
There's an addition to the Solo household, but it's not what you think. A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Complete
War is Love reviews
What is the price of partnership? One partner must determine that when he loses his friend and coworker. And it's up to Napoloen and Illya to hold him together long enough to get Waverly home. K for suggested violence
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
The Fly By Night Affair reviews
Even UNCLE agents can use a little help, especially when they are in Gotham City. Cross with Keaton's Batman
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Time Revisited reviews
Steel wonders if humans got it right all along
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
An Itchy Predicament reviews
Leon and Lisle are off for a second honeymoon, leaving the grandfathers in charge. What could possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong? A Mouth of Babes story Warnings - possibly offensive words
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Fool's Errand reviews
Napoleon and Illya are assigned to track down a missing journalist, but why does something feel so wrong about this set up. Warning - silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Sometimes it's just easier to talk at night. Warning - not slash, just friendship.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Skin Deep reviews
Sometimes you need to see beneath the skin to see the person - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Secrets reviews
A follow up to A Healthy Glow Just what was the scret that Illya didn't want Napoleon to discover in his closet...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Death in a Mirror reviews
You never know who you are going to run into in a waiting room... warnings: angst and a bad word
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
In A Perfect World reviews
Everyone is accepted for who and what he or she is - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
A Healthy Glow reviews
Napoleon has a big problem and Illya can help, if only he can stop laughing. In response to the Crayon challenge... warning, silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
The Owl and the Poosy Cat reviews
Old children's story told as only Illya can do. A Mouth of Babes story and the response to the Crayon challenge - sea green
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
Midnight Blue reviews
In response to a Crayon challenge - I give you Midnight, when the world is blue
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Color Me Blue reviews
Just how does Illya relax?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
A Grandfather's Right reviews
What happens when something you cherish, but take for granted is taken from you? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Gotcha! reviews
A follow up to "Are You Bored?" Revenge is a dish best served cold... you're about to enter the Illya Zone...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010
Out of Control reviews
A split minute decision - too bad one didn't check with the other. Based on Deadly Quest Affair.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Act LikeYou Mean It reviews
A Working Stiffs story - just how do the UNCLE agents adapt themselves to all those different roles? And what happens when the lines start to blur between reality and acting?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
A Little naughty
Previously posted then pulledv for a zine, Nurse Nellie and Illya dance for the first time. Adult themes
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Mistakes Happen reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - about taking responsibility, facing the truth, and being adult when it's the last thing you want to be. Warning - angst ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Complete
Are You Bored? reviews
Illya is and that's a bad thing...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Hi Ho, Hi Ho reviews
The family is off to Disney World - how will Napoleon and Illya cope? A Mouth Of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
In a Pinch reviews
Napoleon and Nellie are kidnapped to treat an ailing THRUSH agent in an attempt to forestall a flu epidemic. When the enemy agent turns out to be his own partner, how will Napoloen react? A Nurse Nellie story - warnings, bad choices, vomiting, and het...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
I've Got My Eye on You reviews
Illya meets his new neighbor, but be warned for silliness...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
The California Valley Affair reviews
What do comic books, sleeper agents, Caliornia Valley, and Tesla all have in common? The latest THRUSH plot to take over the world. Mild cross with Are You Being Served Again/Grace and Favors
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Not All Fun and Games reviews
Napoleon wants to join the family for vacation, but Illya is dead set against it - a rock and a hard place or will Mickey win? A Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Lost reviews
Sometimes you need to know what you've lost in order to know what you have. Angst, het sort of , no "/" no matter what you think at first...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Just Lucky reviews
We've all heard about Napoleon's luck, but just what it his good luck charm?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Was Illya just brought on as Napoleon's new partner or did Waverly have something else up his sleeve when the Russian was recruited?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
It's Only Me reviews
The follow up to THRUSH Roulette - Plese heed warnings: violence, graphic images, hints of B&D, N/I, angst and H/C Illya has a bad dream and goes just a little crazy
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Full Circle reviews
A follow up to Ring of Truth Affair. Rule Three cuts both ways.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Putting the Right Spin on Things reviews
Even a great lover can get occasionally tongue tied. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Showdown reviews
The follow up to Passport Please and For the Love of a Cigar - Napoleon goes to find and drag his partner back to New York and their partnership. Rating is for language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Taking it to the Mat a new Working Stiffs story reviews
Would you get between Solo and Kuryakin in the gym - some poor fool has to...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
That is the Quextion reviews
Irina, a typical five year old, has a quextion... well, several of them actually. It's a obliging grandfather to the rescue. Part of the Mouth of Babes series - thank you, Goldfish, my sweet!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Are You Soul Mates? reviews
A response to the Spam challenge on LJ - trapped with nothing to do, Napoleon and Illya pass the time. In spite of the title - not slash
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
For the Love of a Cigar A Working Stiffs story reviews
Their partnership is headed south and Illya turns to someone he hopes has all the answers.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Rendering Care and Aid reviews
A Nurse Nellie story - It's up to her to offer Napoleon a little TLC afte rhis partner's been hurt. Mild language and suggestive situations
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Ring of Truth Affair reviews
Sometimes it's just a piece of jewelery and for others, it's a lifelong committment.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Boys and Their Toys Affair reviews
Napoleon is bored - not a good thing. He involves his partner - equally not good. The havoc they rain upon their fellow employees - priceless...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Home is where the Heart is reviews
You're never too old to find refuge in your father's arms - a Mouth of Babes story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Fear No Evil reviews
Napoleon wakes up after being a guest of THRUSH's finest and prompts beats his partner silly before turning on a nurse. Illya's determined to figure out what's going on before Napoleon is committed for insanity.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
Naturally Driven reviews
After Napoleon has a close call, Illya demonstrates how he prefers to let off steam. Warning - Het sex with all the bells and whistles.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Music of the Night reviews
Napoleon has a slight muscial problem with... Naughty, but very silly... and a knowledge of 60's music is helpful...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Complete
An Extra Pair of Eyes reviews
A Working Stiffs/ Mouth of Babes cross. The Old Guard has stepped down; the New Guard is in place and the good times are still at the whim of THRUSH
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Be Afraid reviews
When Napoleon and Illya babysit - it's time to... be afraid... be very afraid... an Mouth of Babes story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Venom reviews
Trapped in the jungle, both suffering from the effects of venom, Napoleon makes a decision.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Some Days It Doesn't Pay reviews
A failed rescue attempt, his partner probably dead, a THRUSH interrogation - Napoleon is having a very bad day... warning, silliness ahead
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
What's up, Doc? reviews
Warning - punning, silliness and Napoleon betraying a trust for a good cause... personally, I blame Tex AVery...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
The Grampa Affair reviews
Next in the Mouth of Babes series - the title really says it all. And I still maintain that this is all Ikeepgoldfishinmy bra's fault...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
To Have Your Cake reviews
Part of the Easter Egg challegne - prompt was a lamb cake
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Inside Looking Out reviews
A Working Stiffs story for St. Crispin as part of the Easter Egg Challenge. sometimes just seeing is the hardest part.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Double Take reviews
Napoleon and Illya find out soething about Mr. Waverly that neither of them suspected. Slash alluded to but nothing else. PG-13 for language only
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
FLW Famous Last Words reviews
Since taking Illya home was such a success, Ruth decides to try with Napoleon... the results, not as satisfying. Warnings - sex discussed, naughty language, 3-way indicated, less than stellar words about a Marine.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Taking Matters into Your Own Hands
Desperate to avoid being sold off to a THRUSH agent, a young woman turns to Napoleon and Illya with a rather unconventional request. WARNINGS - Unusual Sexual situation, 3-way, some N/I hinted at - not for children!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
How Do You Do? reviews
Taking a Russian home to meet Mom and Dad and over-protective brothers, always an adventure. Warnings het sex, blow jobs, parking, tight pants, and Flowering Myrtle bushes...adults only please...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Time Out reviews
It's over, they are permanently imprisoned... now what?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Berkley Horror reviews
There is something roaming the hallways of No. 50 Berkely Square, but not all is as it should be. Sapphire and Steel investigate.
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Categorically Speaking reviews
What if you suddenly discovered your entire life was a lie?
Sapphire & Steel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Born to Run reviews
Just when Napoleon thinks life can't hand him one more surprise, it does. Part of the Mouth of Babes series.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
The Bagpipe Affair reviews
Recovering from injuries received on the job, Illya goes undercover with a band to discover what's causing their audiences to turn ugly. Some slashy elements suggested...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Complete
The Menehune Affair reviews
When UNCLE needs help with a certain bad guy, who's hidden himself in a Hawaiian swamp, who do they call for help? Why, Special Agent Fester Addams, of course! Napoleon's and Illya's just got a bit more surreal.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
But Not Today reviews
The last of the Working Stiffs series and who better to close it than with the little old man who had a hand in hiring all those people. No sex, no cussing, no spurting blood and guts - sorry...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Breaking the Mold reviews
What is a father to do when he discovers his daughter is a THRUSH agent. If you're Illya kuryakin, your choices are limited. Part of the Mouth of Babes series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The All Good Things Affair reviews
Napoleon is missing and Illya must retrace his partner's footsteps for clues, discovering just how different the two of them really are. Mild Addams's Family mention
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Grease Monkey reviews
Napoleon brings his Jag in for service and discovers a little something extra under the hood. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Apple of his Eye reviews
There are even more surprises in store for Napoleon and Illya as Leon, Napoleon's son, is brought into the fold.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Pay Up reviews
A payroll clerk learns the very steep price of accepting a ride from Napoleon Solo. Part of the Working Stiffs series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Lights Out reviews
After an accident leaves him blind, Napoleon discovers one door often opens when another one shuts. Napoleon Het
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Faking It reviews
One of UNCLE's forgers is asked for a special rush job in order to prevent the end of the world. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Flexing Your Muscles reviews
When Illya's PT is at the end of his ropes, it's time to call in the Big Dogs. A Working Stiff story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009
Checkmate reviews
Leon, Napoleon's son, has a little surprise awaiting him in his office... Next in the "Mouth of Babes" series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Talking with Your Hands reviews
Sometimes a good communication tech needs to be able to speaking with something other than his mouth. a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
That Dreams are Made of This reviews
Napoleon has a nightmare
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
New Year, Old Life reviews
Illya goes home to Russia for the holidays, but something is missing. What's a mother to do?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Twelver Days of Christmas, ala Napoleon Solo reviews
Napoleon decides that Illya needs a very special Christmas tree. Beware - puns ahead!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Chill Out reviews
Napoleon and Illy are stuck in a cave during a blizzard. How will they keep warm?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Illya's Revenge reviews
It's a dish best served cold. This is a sequel to Illya's Christmas Story. PM me if you'd liked the accompanying illo
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Making the Line Safe reviews
There's one spot in UNCLE HQ where even Napoleon and Illya have to toe the line. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
A to Z reviews
When presented with the chance to find out everything you want to know about UNCLE's Golden Boys, would you hazard a peek? Even knowing it's against UNCLE policy? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
An Illya Christmas Story reviews
A reason why Illya shouldn't drink eggnog and you shouldn't leave Uncle Charlie alone for any length of time. PM me for the accompanying illo...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
A Working Stiffs Christmas reviews
It's not what you do, but who you do it with that makes the day special.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Order Please? reviews
As a Section Three agent, one needs to be flexible, but even a waiter has his limits - a Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
The Christmas Affair reviews
Mr. Waverly is having a hard time finding his Christmas Spirit. Thankfully he has April, Napoleon, and Illya to fall back on. Part of the Vermont series and with sincere apologies to Charles Dickens...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Dying is Easy reviews
The title says it all, but it's not what you expect.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
The Beetlejuice Affair reviews
Okay, so being dead isn't that bad, but how to stop those nasty THRUSH? Say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Researching Life reviews
It wasn't his fault that Napoleon shot Illya, so why is everyone looking at him that way? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Art Imitating Life reviews
Just where does Illya go on Thursday nights? Napoleon just can't take it anymore and has to find out
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Receptive Audience reviews
Adn you think being a receptionist is easy work - not at UNCLE HQ. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Coming Home to Roost reviews
Remember Leon - Napoleon's son? time has marched on with no fewer surprises for the Russian. Based upon a request by Ikeepgoldfishinmybra.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Passport Please reviews
Making travel arrangements and keeping agents on schedule is one thing, but sometimes a girl needs to think outside the box to best serve her clients.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Once the Ink Dries reviews
A contract worker is brought in for a specialty job and how are they going to get Illya to sit still for this one. A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Complete
The See You Later Alligator Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya must infiltrate a THRUSH stronghold and their greatest weapon is also their greatest weakness - Uncle Fester. A silly MFU/Addams Family romp.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
Benched reviews
Life can be strangely revealing when you stop long enough to watch.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Ready to Copy reviews
When you repair the copy machines in UNCLE Headquarters, you must be ready for anything, even a couple of cocky Section Two agents. - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
The Touring Affair reviews
Cars, drug runners, crazed FBI agents, and backseat sex, what else could two UNCLE agents hope for out of a cross country road trip? Very slight cross with The Prisoner
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Speak Words of Comfort reviews
Being the medical examiner for UNCLE is no walk in the park, but it's even more unplesasant when the man on your table was a friend and a valued Section Two - a Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Complete
The Northstar Affair reviews
Based loosely upon the movie "Meatballs" is Illya really truly ready for the summer...? Serious fluff...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Grave Yard Shift reviews
When your job is to retrieve dead bodies, you never have a good day - when one of those bodies is UNCLE's CEA, the day gets that much worse - a Working Stiffs Story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
A Stitch in Time reviews
What does it take to become Del Floria? Napoleon is about to find out and his tape measure will never be the same - a Working Stiffs story.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
To Play To Dream reviews
A young Illya Kuryakin plays...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
If The Look Fits reviews
Two Section Eight agents work their magic and Napoleon just can't help but wonder who the new girl around headquarters is. A Working Stiff story -- warning, seriously fluffy!
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
The Run No Header Affair reviews
In the infancy of computers, a scientist has created a new storage device which THRUSH has claimed as their own. Now it's up to Napoleon and Illya to steal it back and crush THRUSH in one blow if they're not crushed first.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Valet Parking Only reviews
So, if you had Illya Kuryakin holed up in a parking kiosk for eight hours, what would you talk about? A Working Stiffs story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Walking the Walk reviews
When you're a new Section Two agent, eveything can be a bit overwhelming, but when your leaders decide to lead by example, it can be even worse. A Working Stiffs story. Rate K for language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Head Case reviews
Another 'Working Stiffs' story - three of UNCLEs finest contrive to get two certain Section 2 agents to take some much needed down time.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Take Me Home Affair reviews
Napoleon goes home to Vermont for one last good bye. Yet he discovers things are very different from when he last visited home with his partner.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Delivering the Goods reviews
A mail delivery boy discovers the upside to having a boring, dull, stupid job. A Working Stiffs story Rated K for naughty words
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Keepn' It Clean Affair reviews
Sometimes, it's not what you say, but when to keep quiet that makes all the difference. Another "Working Stuffs" story
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
More Than a Starched Cap reviews
A nurse needs to know her job and when to care, when to fight and when to leave things in the hands of a bigger force. Written for Sparky995 - some religious and slash implied - no flames please, this is a special story for a special friend.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Out of the Mouth of Babes Affair reviews
Napoleon is faced with taking responsibility for his actions and his first reaction is to turn to his parnter for help. Written as a prompt for IKeepGoldFishinmyBra
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009
Making it All Add Up reviews
Another in the Working Stiffs series - an accountant finds out who you really can count on in an emergency
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
The Vinea Vitreaus Affair reviews
THRUSH has started targeting wine growers in Napa Valley or is this just one step in a much more fiendish plot of world subjugation?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Down in the Mouth reviews
Removing explosives from the mouth of a downed agent, my dental professors never warned me about days like this. Part of The Working Stiffs" series
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Elevated Thoughts reviews
What is a girl to do when stuck in an elevator with two of Section 2's finest?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
The Night HE Came Home Affair reviews
Just when you think it's safe to roam the corridors of UNCLE HQ, enter one inept bumbling French chief inspector Peter Seller's version, not Steve Martin's . THRUSH never knew what hit them...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
The Till The Cows Come Home Affair reviews
Napoleon's father has a stroke and Napoleon, along with a reluctant Russian, head back to Vermont to run the farm. Sequel to "Mistletoe" and "Taken for Granite" And seriously fuffly...
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
The Addams Affair reviews
Sometimes all you need to escape from THRUSH is the help of family, even when that family's name is Addams.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
The Mickey Mouse Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are in charge of escorting a Section One's daughter through Disneyland, but THRUSH is determined to make the park the unhappiest place on Earth.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Ripping Good Time Affair reviews
A decade ago, a madman killed a camp full of people and now he's back. Or is it just THRUSH using a legend as a cover? With any luck Napoleon and Illya can stay alive long enough to find out.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Wonderfulness of It All Affair reviews
Add a pair of UNCLE agents, sprinkle with just a touch of I Spy and THRUSH and introduce a hapless turncoat for spice and the results could be every agent's nightmare.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
The Crab Apple Cove Affair reviews
In Maine, with a badly wounded partner, where's a doctor when you need one?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
The Are You Being Served Affair reviews
Being an UNCLE agent is tough, but buying a suit from the staff at Grace Brothers is even worse. Toss in a couple misguided THRUSH agents, and things couldn't get more crazed.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Friday the 13th Affair reviews
Illya has a bad day - warning, major fluff
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009
The Come Into My Parlor Affair reviews
Section 2, No. 1's are dropping like flies until there's only Solo left and Illya is determined to save him, no matter the cost.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Rock A Bye Baby Affair reviews
When THRUSH goes after UNCLE's top men with a sleep virus, it's up to Napoleon and Illya to take charge and take down the opposition - without becoming victims themselves.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
The Happy Sails Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illys go undercover on a cruise ship to discover THRUSH's plan for mind-controlling cigarettes. Their main objective - to keep from being the next batch of test subjects before shutting them down.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
The Aloha Oe Affair reviews
There's a move afoot for Hawai'i to secede from the United States and UNCLE isn't sure if THRUSH is 'helping out' with the cause or if there's something else more sinister going on.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
The Pahoehoe Affair reviews
When THRUSH invents a very real version of acid rain, Napoleon and Illya must go undercover at a Hawaiian resort to track down the missing scientist and stop THRUSH in its tracks.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
The Rattan Bumbershoot Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are assigned to take a seemingly harmless old lady on a whirlwind tour of the globe, but can they keep her alive along enough once THRUSH catches their scent?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
The Slightly Out of Hand Affair reviews
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Add two bored UNCLE agents into the mix and things can get a little crazy. Just a bit of fluff.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Things Go Better With Affair reviews
An UNCLE agent is struck down, carrying a can of infected soda. It's up to Napoleon and Illya to brave the wilds of San Francisco and the west coast to track down his killer and put THRUSH out of the soda business
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009
The Things That Go Bump in the Night Affair reviews
What can I say - it came to me in a dream. Napoleon/Illya classic haunted house story and, yes, I should have never eaten that chili.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
The Taken for Granite Affair reviews
Injured and tormented, a recovering Napoleon Solo needs a safe haven to heal and where better than back home. A 'sort of' sequel to "Mistletoe"
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Mistletoe Affair reviews
Napoleon heads home for the holidays, dragging his partner along for the ride. Curare? Exploding cars? Even Napoleon has to reluctantly admit that home was never like this before.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
The Idle Day Terror Affair reviews
Christmas Eve and nothing is supposed to be stirring, except there's an intruder loose in UNCLE HQ. Merry Christmas from Uncle Charlie
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
The Fawlty Affair reviews
Illya is sent to Jolly Old England to observe a rocket launch. It should be an simple assignment, but when you mix in the staff from Fawlty Towers, anything can happen.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008
The Midnight Dreary Affair reviews
Illya Kuraykin and a THRUSH agent are paired to solve the mystery of a haunted house before either organization loses another agent. Now they're both missing and Solo is left to try and find them before it's too late.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
The Smooth As Glass Affair reviews
It's up to Napoleon and Illya to prevent THRUSH from melting down the Sahara. Along the way, all they have to battle with are camels, cops and windegos
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Cyanide Flats Affair reviews
THRUSH has decided to add cyanide processing to its list of business. With any luck, Napoleon and Illya can put them out of business before a truck load of D&Der's do it for them.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
The Bump and Grind Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover to flush THRUSH out of a women's only strip palace. With any luck they will get out with their reputations and lives intact
Man From UNCLE - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Ghostlight Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya go undercover at a theater to try to catch THRUSH in the act. The only problem is their cover story. Them? Gay? Rated T for implied sex and language
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
The Pain the Neck Affair reviews
A MFU/BtVS cross. Ethan Rayne joins THRUSH. Can Napoleon and Illya stop him or will they only hinder Buffy along the way?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Love Sucks reviews
A succubus is wandering the streets of Sunnydale - will the gang be able to track her down or will they be too busy 'doing what comes naturally?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
The Me and My Mummy Affair reviews
Napoleon and Illya are off to Egypt to discover if a Pharaoh's curse is really a THRUSH plot.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete