Author has written 3 stories for Lost Boys, Transformers, and Supernatural.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You enter your password on the microwave
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3. The reason you don't stay in touch with your friends is because they don't have a Screen Name or MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.
6. As you read this list, you kept nodding and smiling.
7. As you read this list you keep thinking about sending it to all your friends.
8. You were too busy to notice there's no number 5.
9. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
10. Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.
You know you live in 2008when...
1 You realize no more Tape recorders exist
2 When you realize MCR is not just a home-based New Jersey band anymore
3 When you realize you stopped talking to your friends because they don't have Myspace at all
4 You enter your Myspace password on the microwave
5 As you read this list, you kept nodding and smiling.
6 As you read this list you keep thinking about sending it to all your friends.
8 You were too busy to notice there's no number7.
9 You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 7.
10 Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this on your profile if you fell for it! ADMIT IT!
Hey everyone! I also have another name on here but I can't seem to update b/c i lost my password!! my other name is harleyschick101
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15 a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
Leave it to MTV to screw shit up! Motherfucking MTV!!
Dearly Beloveds, we gather here today to mourn over the death of a loved one. That loved on would be Frank Anthony Iero's beloved guitar Pansy.
She was a sweet guitar. She always was in tune, and even after years of abuse, never managed to become seroiusly injured. That was until her fateful final song for her owner's band known as My Chemical Romance's Black Parade concert. She was overabused for many years, but this was the final time. Pansy was brutally murdered by a stupid MTV guitar tech.
Pansy leaves behind My Chemical Romance, two of many of her siblings Epiphone Elitist Les Paul and Bella, and of course her loving owner Mr. Frank Anthony Iero. If we could have a moment of silence in honor of Pansy and her loving memory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-533_y4mON4- go watch this!!
"i am a jamican pirate"-Zacky V.
"Were gonna put a pancake on this bitch"-Synyster Gates!!
"I Pledge Allegiance, To My Chemical Romance, Of New Jersey. And To The Band, In Which The Music They Play, On Nation, Under Gerard, Invincible, With Venom & Vampires For All."
Hey everyone I'll try to update my story 'Lost Boys' when i can but i have a job so it might not be as often as I would like:)
I love the Pittsburg Penguins! Hockey rules and alex the caveman sucks! *Capitals* SIDNEY CROSBY