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Joined 01-23-21, id: 14753459, Profile Updated: 05-10-22
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Gotham.

Slytherin or Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff (I've gotten something different every time I've taken the quiz), District 8, ESFP, Erudite, child of Athena, etc.

I am a pretty crazy, semi-sane, Harry Potter loving writer. I update as inspiration strikes, so I'll write twenty chapters in two weeks, then take a monthlong break, and come back and do the whole thing again. My current project is the collaboration SYOT Organized Chaos: the 27th Hunger Games (please R !).


My submitted tributes:

The Edgelord:

Tyler Alvarez, 18, District 10 Male

Swing Vote: The 66th Hunger Games (LadyCordeliaStuart)

Status: 10th Place-Poisoned by Alice Mason and Talise Cicero

Somebody's got daddy issues:

Shimmer Calvisi, 18, District 1 Male

Echoes of the Future: the 100th Hunger Games (ZJB3)

Status: Last night

Maybe he's got a thing about dirt?:

Laken Dervissey, 18, District 4 Male

Wandering Souls: The 68th Hunger Games (LCS)

Status: Just got Reaped

So you're the smart one:

Elizabeth McCallister, 18, District 11 Female

Marked: The 125th Hunger Games (Son of Arryn)

Status: To be Reaped

The Protector:

Damion Rothschild, 18, District 7 Male

Marked: The 125th Hunger Games (Son of Arryn)

Status: To be Reaped


Side note looking at my tributes: Maybe one of these days I could submit a 17 year old or maybe even younger. I straight up just never noticed I was only submitting 18 year olds.


Half-Blood Games Rules:

1. NO MARY SUES/GARY STUS! I will reject your tribute. Watch me.

2. No Big 3 pact, so Zeus/Poseidon/Hades are all acceptable. None of them will be allowed to use their powers, though, so the other kids aren't going against superheroes.

3. Hades will replace Hera because she doesn't do kids.

4. Artemis is off-limits for the same reason as Hera.

5. No Dionysus because they're guaranteed Bloodbath's EDIT: Okay, fine, that's just my anti-Dionysus prejudice. But he won't want his kids going into the games, so he won't be participating. I still found an excuse to skip his kids.

6. No head counselors, as they will act as mentors.

7. There won't be a parade as everyone already knows the tributes, but I will do private sessions and scores for the heartless ones that like to bet on this

I knew I'd forget something. Here it is.

8. Hermes cabin kids are all claimed by Hermes. The children of minor gods at camp aren't eligible to be reaped.

I've probably forgotten something (else), in which case, I'll pm you if you submit something wrong.

Form:

Name:

Age (between 12 and 18 just like the Games. Don't submit an 8-year-old):

Cabin:

Gender:

Height:

Appearance (Don't need much detail, just a little description. A faceclaim works, too):

Personality:

Backstory (You can get super detailed here. I just might not be able to fit it all into the story):

Allying:

Private Session and Score (I take what you give):

Strategy:

How they would die (not a trick question, I do consider this. If you just say 'they won't', I really do take that under consideration):

How they would win:

Biggest strength:

Biggest weakness:

Willingness to kill:

Anything else:


List:

Zeus:

M:

F:

Poseidon:

M:

F:

Demeter:

M:

F:

Ares:

M:

F:

Athena:

M:

F:

Apollo:

M:

F:

Hephaestus:

M:

F:

Aphrodite:

M:

F: QueenofFunerals37

Hermes:

M:

F:

Hades:

M:

F:


If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

"If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

I've witnessed firsthand the power of ideas. I've seen people kill in the name of them and die defending them. But you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it or hold it. Ideas do not bleed. They do not feel pain. They do not love."

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


Kudos to anyone who actually read all that

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23 Cannons: The Victors' Compendium by cjborange reviews
The Hunger Games have been a beloved tradition for centuries, and have undergone immense transformation throughout that time. But what happened in each edition of the games to shape them into what they are today? Here are the stories of every Hunger Games ever enacted upon the citizens of Panem. This is 23 Cannons.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 109 - Words: 918,615 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Other tributes, OC
Organized Chaos: The 27th Hunger Games by SilverflowerXRavenpaw reviews
A chaotic collaboration SYOT. Open as can be! T for Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/23/2021
Swing Vote: The 66th Hunger Games by LadyCordeliaStuart reviews
Voting Games time! SYOT more or less full but check inside for more info if you want.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 94,882 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2021 - Published: 4/30/2021
From The Ashes by QueenOfFunerals37 reviews
What if the Third Quarter Quell had a different twist? Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are sent back to the arena, along with twenty-two other former tributes. But this time, it's not the victors they're facing...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 130,410 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 4/2/2021 - Complete
No Way Down: The 62nd Hunger Games by LadyCordeliaStuart reviews
Full :(
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 103,202 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2021 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Complete
BĂȘte Noire: The 76th Hunger Games by ursagayjor reviews
Katniss and Peeta die. The second rebellion is quashed. Another set of Hunger Games will be starting; which tributes will emerge as victors, and who will meet an early grave? SYOT.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2021
All I do is Lose by QueenOfFunerals37 reviews
Panem had seventy-five victors. Seventy-five teenagers survived the arena. Some were strong. Some were weak. But none of them really won. These are their stories...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 178,412 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 12/11/2020 - Complete
Let the Good Times Roll: The 60th Hunger Games by LadyCordeliaStuart reviews
And it begins anew. Pretty much full SYOT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 66,284 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Complete
The Victors Project by Oisin55 reviews
Before Katniss and Peeta, seventy-three children won the Hunger Games. Some were brutal. Some were clever. Some were lucky. A few were almost decent. These are their stories. This is the Victors Project.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 77 - Words: 311,626 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Johanna M., Finnick O., Enobaria, OC - Complete
Battle Royale, American Version, Season 23 by Riter544 reviews
Let the battle begin...and end...
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 252,479 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
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The Best and the Brightest reviews
Over the course of 75 years, 75 teenagers survived the arena. The best and brightest of Panem, these teenagers made it through what could only be described as a horror. These are their stories.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 6/26/2021 - Haymitch A., Finnick O., Johanna M., Beetee - Complete
Organized Chaos: the 27th Hunger Games reviews
Collab with LCS and a few other authors. SYOT open!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2021 - Published: 8/25/2021 - OC
The REAL 3rd Quarter Quell
AU where Madge was reaped and died in the bloodbath. No Mockingjay, so no rebellion. Different twist, and by no means the end of the Games. Rated T for violence. Props to cjborange for the format.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2021 - Complete
The Boy and the Bat Part 2 reviews
Yep. It's here. This should probably go without saying but please read the first one first. Rated T for some adult themes and stuff like that (I mean it's Gotham, come on). Major slash as you would expect, more so than in the first one. Sorry (not) about the cliffhanger ending on the last one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2021
The Hunger Games: Half-blood Edition reviews
Twelve cabins at Camp Half-Blood. Twelve districts in the Hunger Games. This was too perfect for me to pass by. SYOT OPEN!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2021
40th Hunger Games: Three Volunteers reviews
The 40th Hunger Games are special. It's an election year in Panem, and the two candidates are both desperate to win the presidency. But one victor has a plan to rig the election, a plan that, were it to succeed, would end in the fall of the Capitol. With victors taking sides, the Arena this year will be filled with betrayals and alliances like never before. Rated T for safety.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2021 - Published: 3/20/2021 - Mags, Pres. Snow, OC - Complete
The Boy and the Bat reviews
Harry Potter is a 12-year-old boy living in Gotham City with his abusive aunt and uncle. One day, he sees a window to escape his aunt and uncle, and takes it. Living on the streets, he meets Selina Kyle and Bruce Wayne, forever altering the lives of all three. Sorry, the summary sucks. Set around season 1x10. Rated T just for safety. Possible slash between Harry and Bruce.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2021 - Published: 3/7/2021 - Complete
Year One
Set 23 years after the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry is a professor, and young Sebastian Thomas is set to begin his first year at Hogwarts. Once he arrives, things are better than he could have ever imagined. Except for one problem. Someone is trying to kill him. Basically discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2021