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Joined 01-15-08, id: 1475401, Profile Updated: 09-28-12
Author has written 41 stories for Naruto, X-overs, Legend of Zelda, Elder Scroll series, and Final Fantasy VII.

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Coercion by L.Pilz reviews
When put in trying conditions, will they be able to adapt? Or will they give in to coercion? Kisame and Sakura. Rated M for language, violence, sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,545 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6466 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
Scorpio: The Blood Saga by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Konan
1001 Domino Nights by lucidscreamer reviews
Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,892 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Retail Therapy by Rasengan22 reviews
Even bad habits can lead to a good thing once in a while. AU. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hathor's Blessing by Bunny Jack reviews
A new Pharaoh at the brick of war against a powerful nation, Nubia. A prince ripped from his rights and turned into a slave. A new mission joins both fates in order to save the world from the brick of disaster. Will they succeed?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,807 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel reviews
Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bounty by Heaven's Eagle reviews
Force was never going to work. That wasn't the reason he left anyway. We know that now. I know how to bring him back. And I'm willing to sacrifice all of that - my life - to do it. After all, if he dies then what's my life worth anyway? Heirshipping.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game of Irony by Walks-in-Shadows reviews
This explains how to have a laugh and make the gods smile on you at the same time. Necromancers don't like it up 'em!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Finding Your Own Happiness by FireStarDragon reviews
Naruto has brought Sasuke back to the village. The village elders have decided on a way for Sasuke to prove his loyalty: marry a loyal Konoha citizen. The candidate they have in mind is surprising, but why is Naruto so unhappy with the idea? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,637 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homeless Boy by LPphreek reviews
AU. Vegeta crash landed on Earth when he was eleven and stayed with the Briefs for months. After his return to Frieza, his stay has a lasting impact on the entire course of their lives. When they are reunited, the past continues shaping their future.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 492,986 - Reviews: 2274 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Crossdress for Charity by The Raven and the Fox reviews
What'll it take to get Uchiha Sasuke into a miniskirt? A good cause? Bribery? Or perhaps the admiration of a certain blond…? SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Addiction by ShanMah reviews
Have you ever wondered how Vegeta and Bulma ended up having Trunks, and how they managed to live together? Yes, me too - and here is my attempt at finding an answer. I promise the story is better than the summary!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 96,672 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dango continuation by Airily reviews
At first, Anko had only one thing in common with Itachi and Kisame; their preference for dango.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Take Two by Adistoria reviews
Naruto finds inventive ways to teach his new genin team. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Our Tomorrows Start Tonight by octogone reviews
ShikaTema PeinKonan and other pairings. In a shinobi's life,love must never show. And some things must never happen between ninjas of different villages. Most of all when a conspiracy endangers the peace. Futurefic. Rated M for language lemons violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,539 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Trunks gets 'The Talk' by arch-duke trip reviews
Trunks turns to Vegeta for sexual guidance.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hard and Harder by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Some things are easy to do and yet, we only realize this when the harder things are done. Kisame x Itachi - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Existence of Pain by Gin Yuri reviews
Five years after Sasuke left, Sakura is left alone and aching when she is hired to heal a tortured hostage of Konoha, the infamous Pein. As her feelings grow for the Akatsuki leader, she must decide where her loyalty lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,036 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Like You by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
InoDei fic. Ino, a severly depressed ANBU member, finds her life completely uphauled when she meets Deidara and Sasori of the Akatsuki, who take her with them. DeiIno, InoDei. Complete 10/8/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,298 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Pointless by apples n crisp reviews
Sasuke catches Naruto in the act. Naruto/Sasuke. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pretense by Lutralutra reviews
She waved, and he waved back. They knew each other, once. But when Fate led them down separate paths, the thin line between pretense and reality became an impassable barrier. PeinKonan, now AU. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,018 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Seduction and its consequences by Annamia reviews
Konan seduces Kisame... and gets found out. connects with thesepeopleareus' happy story. link on my profile page. konan/kisame. konan/pein
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Konan - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Power Addiction by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Falling From Grace by Little Kunai reviews
Konan reflects on her past with Pein, and her lover Deidara. Konan/Dei oneshot spoiler warnings. rated m for lemon and a little bit of cussing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Snuggle Bug by TheHaiku reviews
While Pein travels somewhere to plan alone, he leaves Konan responsible for watching over the other members. What happens when an eager Deidara decides to play a little party game? HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
In Your Hands by Ivy Adrena reviews
On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Ran Out by IHateTheLog reviews
“Hey Itachi, un. Where's Kisame yeah?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Nightmares by Mazuku reviews
A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hugs by Dying.Rain reviews
Anko clutched the kunai tightly, just in case she needed to use it to kill him. But instead, she found herself locked in a tight embrace with Uchiha Itachi. /AnkoItachi CRACK/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Rather Unexpected by Cyprith reviews
What happens when a self serving, power hungry Telvanni meets a Speaker of the Dark Brotherhood? A seduction, a power struggle, a butting of heads... and the eventual realization there's far more floating just beneath the surface.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,385 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
A New Best Seller by rividori reviews
Thanks to Sakura, Kakashi's getting a lot more attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
What Would Yugi Do! by redconvoy reviews
Kaiba makes Atem and Yugi come to Kaiba land to pander to wanna-be duelists. Yugi is made to answer questions much to Atem's sexual fustration!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Princess: Watashitachi no Akatsuki by Shunkan reviews
Once upon a time, there was an ugly princess named Karin. Ode to Karin oneshot, for Karin haters and lovers alike. You know that "Akatsuki" means "Daybreak"in Japanese, right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Karin - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by backlash symphony reviews
Sakura is sent to a tiny village in need of medical help after the death of her husband, Kakashi. The Akatsuki attack, taking control of everything. Due to her reputation, she is forced to help the Akatsuki. More specifically, Kisame.ItaSakuKis
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,004 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
what lies behind the mask by closedofHeart reviews
Deidara survives his sucide attempt and wakes up to a very different Tobi. Has yaoi in it and Tobi being veery evil. Contains a bit of OOC. Contain a slight PeinxKonan pairing. Tobixdei guess which Tobi is it? Sorry it too so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Take a Break by BrightBrightWorld reviews
With Pein burried in work and ignoring Konan, out bluehaired kunoichi turns to Deidara, who shares a little crossdressing secret of his that always manages to get his Danna to pounce on him. PeinKonan, Sasodei. Crossdressing, yaoi, sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Skin & Bones by korinara reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki: Babisitting chaos by Shadow Priesstes reviews
After a failed try to capture Naruto the Akatsuki were hit except two members by a strange jutsu performed by Tsunade. On the next morning stand Deidara and Itachi in front of a little problem or to put it better eight little problems...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,465 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
PMS by YonderB reviews
Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Gaara, Temari
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
I Alone by Neithie reviews
Title after the live song, I alone. Pein and Konan, when they're alone, when the world is left behind, when they can forget about their pain and they only have to think about each other. Just before Jiraiya's arrival.Edited for better grammar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
An Eightsome by Shiho Yuki reviews
YAOI! What happens when Neji, Hinata, Sakura and Ino walks in on a “private moment” of Sasuke and Naruto. What happens when Gaara shows up chased by Sasori and Deidara? What does Itachi and Pein has to do with this?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Origami Malarkey by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Imminence by Cella N reviews
That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Whipped by ohwhatsherface reviews
Various. The skirts and the dresses are nice, but these women wear the pants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
A Glimpse of Normalcy by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Never again could she afford to be human. None of the Akatsuki were and neither was he, their founder. All she needed after a hectic day was a fleeting glimpse of normalcy. She would've never thought he'd give her so much more to see. [PeinKonan] [Now AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
ZKFC by lazy-bug-artist reviews
Zetsu and Kisame come up with the idea for the ZKFC. Come join today!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Love Confession by GoesKaboom reviews
Zetsu's in love! Or is he? It just goes to show that things are not always as they seem. Short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Lotht a bet by YonderB reviews
A cracky drabblefic consisting of three short drabbles about Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori, after the little omake after episode eighteen of Naruto Shippuuden.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Role Reversal by Muffytaj reviews
When Inner Sakura and Itachi clash in Tsukuyomi the results are... interesting. After all, Inner Sakura is the ultimate seme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Encounter by VoucherMono reviews
Expressing my dislike for marysues in a Naruto context. The victims are Hidan and Kakuzu, enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and Kisame's terrible experiance by Smurfy20 reviews
Itachi and Kisame are running from ninjas and need to hide. they enter a building, nothing unusual.But why did they go to the room with the pregnant woman in it? just a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Troublesome Partners by Skins Thunderbomb reviews
Hidan is annoying by habit, as Kakuzu has found out. But would they EVER get along?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hidan - Complete
No One Saw This Coming by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Kakashi x Gai. Naruto becomes pregnant. With Kakashi's child. ... Yeah, they don't know how it happened either.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,373 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Puppeteer by moxieweed reviews
There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Dust by crinklescofftrip reviews
Please note rating: M! Sasuke set his life on one goal, after that goal is over he is left with one question: Now what? Maybe find out just who it was he killed? KisaIta No, really!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,729 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Rekindled Passion by tai'sgirl23 reviews
Oneshot. Continues on from my story Rekindled Love. Puzzleshipping. Lemon
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
LOOK AT ME! by crinklescofftrip reviews
KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Life as Usual in the Akatsuki by lameboat249 reviews
Even S Ranked Criminals have random adventures sometimes. Featuring Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Zetsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Reflections of a Fallen Queen by Rieka De-Volka reviews
The time will come when it will disgust you to look in the mirror. The Shadow saves her, the leaves, the finds her again. Zelda falters, Sheik lives on.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Nothing but lust and need by Vicious-Loner reviews
It all began in a rather strange way, even for being them.' ItaKisa yaoi, quite explicit. Rated to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Winding Road by Jibrill reviews
Haku and Zabuza
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2004
Forfeit by E-chan5 reviews
Trunks and Vegeta train in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, and Vegeta provokes Trunks; which is not good, considering Trunks is on the borderline of a breakdown...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Trunks, Vegeta
Zero Birthday by Sumeragi Thirteen reviews
Captain have birthday. Something interrupt birthday? It Cats! (You not surprised?) Read and review.
Zero Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/9/2002
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TES 3-5: The account of an Argonian maid reviews
A former maid, once Nerevarine, Hortator and Arch-Magister of the Telvanni, gets shoved yet again into a prophecy she didn't necessarily want. Things had been fine enough until dragons came around, but she and Aryon had never really had that kind of luck anyway.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/10 - Aryon, OC
100 Themes - Vincent and Tifa reviews
Using the original 100 themes challenge, a collection of shorts using prompts. Vincent and Tifa. If you don't like collections of shorts, don't tell me about it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Tifa L., Vincent V.
Letting Go reviews
Tifa has had enough of Cloud's empty promises, and Vincent does what he can to help her pick up the pieces. In their quest to recover from their painful pasts, they come upon an adventure that none of them had thought possible before. VinTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,304 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Tifa L., Vincent V. - Complete
Submergence reviews
Kisame is captured by Konoha after Gai's attack. Sakura is charged with his health. Both search for truth, and both may just find more than they bargained for. Kisame/Sakura. Rated for things and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,512 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Regrowth reviews
Sequel to Burning Rose. Read that one first. Sakura is alone and going crazy, her world rocked by the consequences of Itachi's passing. Shattered, she finds someone that will remind her of her purpose. Kisame/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,214 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Akatsuki's Answering Machine reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Three of a Kind reviews
AU. Not another crappy college fic, hopefully! Don't like? Don't read! Itachi, Kisame, and Sakura have strange adventures; Pein and Konan try hard to not do anything against the wall. Pein/Konan. Kisa/Saku Rated for upcoming things and stuff. Read inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
Royally Yours reviews
Sasori/Ino. Ino takes a job to disguise herself as a princess. Sasori and Deidara are her surprise guards, but what happens when things take a turn none of them expected? Rated for things and stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sasori, Ino Y.
Red Lights at Dawn reviews
Post-war. Anko takes a job where the red lights are predominant. She soon gains a customer of questionable merit. AnkoItachi rated for things and stuff...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Anko M., Itachi U.
Jashin's Pub reviews
Jashin owns a pub. The Night Mother runs it. Jenova and a few other random guests appear. RANDOM HILARITY. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008
Pein and Konan: The Rainy Days are the Hardest reviews
Pein and Konan have a moment on a rainy day. Nagato reflects on his true thoughts and his sole ambition. Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
On Display reviews
After a great war, Kisame and Sakura follow their own paths. Sakura is a geisha, and Kisame just happens to find her. Kisa/Saku. Rated for lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,647 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Served Cold reviews
Zetsu and Tenten have a moment over tea. Lemon, oneshot, Zetsu/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zetsu, Tenten - Complete
To Hold This Burning Rose reviews
ItaSaku. Don't like? Don't read. Rated to be safe. Itachi and Sakura are forced to come to terms. A terrible sequence of events only fuels the fire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sometimes it takes a missing nin reviews
An original character is irritated by canon Sues. Sasuke, Naruto, Akatsuki, she just can't seem to avoid them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Ambiguous Love reviews
Sasori/Ino, SasoIno. They were strangers before, but a chance meeting, though fleeting, changes them forever. Rated for later chaps.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ino Y., Sasori - Complete
Sand in the Water reviews
Akatsuki is over, Itachi is dead, and Kisame hides in Suna out of desperation. What else will he find? Kisame/Temari. I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kisame H., Temari
Pein and Konan: Random Romance Drabbles reviews
Drabble collection. Pein and Konan have various erotic encounters. Rated M for obvious reasons. Pein/Konan. No plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Only a Memory reviews
Fatally wounded, Madara suddenly realizes that something is terribly wrong. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Forbidden Delicacy reviews
Zetsu stumbles upon TenTen unconscious in the woods. What will become of this fateful meeting? Zetsu/TenTen. You heard me right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Zetsu, Tenten
Being Buried is Troublesome reviews
Hidan has a bit of things to say to himself about being trapped in a hole. Hidan-centric, internalization, rated for LANGUAGE. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan - Complete
White Lights, Red Clouds reviews
The Akatsuki celebrates with fireworks. Light PeinKonan if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: Mists of Time reviews
After the defeat of Ganondorf, Zelda's technique fails - at least for their future selves. As Sheik, she is determined to find out what really happened.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Link, Sheik
MTBT: Deleted Scenes reviews
Deleted scenes and bloopers from Mind Thief, Body Thief. Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasori, Ino Y.
Akatsuki Crack reviews
Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Mind Thief, Body Thief reviews
Ino is captured by Akatsuki. Instead of escaping, she finds herself drawn to the puppet master, whether by his will or hers. Sasori/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,124 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Ino Y., Sasori - Complete
Naruto Deleted Scenes reviews
Hilarity concerning any of the Naruto characters I can think of. Short drabble collection. Spoilers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008
Pein and Konan: Untitled reviews
Konan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Zetsu's Love Affair reviews
St. Patrick's Day special! Zetsu brings home a LOVER? AKATSUKI FIC - ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
I Robbed Myself reviews
Hilarity about Hrormir's Icestaff and the thieves guild. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Conversations Between Akatuski Members reviews
Based on the anime mini-skits. Akatsuki members have discussions with each other. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Majora's Mask: You can't take it with you! reviews
Link and Tatl are curious about items. Short drabble.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Link, Tatl - Complete
Leap Day with Orochimaru reviews
Kabuto's birthday makes for interesting conversation. Short drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Pein and Konan: Shifting Tides reviews
An encounter with an enemy causes him to reflect upon himself. Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pein and Konan: The Lies I Tell Myself reviews
The events in Pein's life make him think about his humanity. And what she really means to him. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pein and Konan: Valentine's Day Special reviews
Each member has their own way of celebrating. PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pein and Konan: Failure reviews
The title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Naruto: The Nerevarine Chronicles reviews
Morrowind gains Pein and Naruto? What's up with that? What kind of crazy adventures will they have? Will they ever escape?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008
Itachi and Kisame: A Fragile Balance reviews
Their lives together rest on a bond slowly forged. What adventures lay ahead? -NOT Yaoi!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Pein and Konan: The way things are reviews
He is cold and impassive. She is uncertain of his true feelings. What will happen between them in these silent nights? Pein/Konan, slight OTD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
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