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Hola!
Mi Nombre Es Megan!
Y Tu?

Juuuust Kidding. :D
Well, My Name Really Is Megan.
And I'm Pretty Weird. :S
But Don't Mind That. :3

Here Are Some Random Facts About Me!!

- I'm a vegetarian and proud!
- I enjoy hugging trees. :3
- I WILL marry Christofer Drew Ingle one day...
- I support LOVE in any shape or form.
- Society angers me...
- I HATE when people label themselves.
- I believe fur clothing is tacky and cruel.
- I enjoy the colors yellow, neon blue, and black.
- Cute things are a guilty pleasure of mine...
- I HATE Twilight. :D
- N00bs annoy the crap outta me...
- But I try to give them a chance. :3
- Anime is my lover.
- But music is my mistress. ;D
- You Make Me Happy. Whether You Know It Or Not. :3

Here Is Where The Randomness Happens... Random Quotes TIIIIME!!

"I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!"
"... I'd hate you even if that made sense!"
-SpongeBob and Patrick X3

"Squidward, you're all steamed! You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter."
-More SpongeBob :3

Liz: "I don't like coconuts... They don't taste good."
Me: "I like them. They're awesome."
"They're too hard."
"... What part do you eat?"
"The brown part."
-Elizabeth is a nut.

"The grass is greener on the other side..."
"Are you saying there's something WRONG with my grass?"
"What? No!"
"Pfft, don't even TALK to me anymore you bastard, my grass is perfectly fine!"
"...Okay then."
- Ahahahahaha...

Liz: "So, I heard about you and the blender."
Me: "Don't believe everything you hear! I think me and the toaster have something going on."
"What about Mr. Stove?"
"Nah, he's old news. I should be asking you about Ms. Sink."
"Her drains got backed up... She thought she could just let herself go after we got together..."
"Sorry to hear... The same happened to me with the microwave. He just didn't get that hot anymore... He took the break up harder than I did though. After our split he jumped off the counter and broke himself..."
"Aw... At least you didn't put a hot pocket in him!"
"Yeah, but I did put a burrito in him..."
"That's not that bad! Don't tell yourself it was your fault."
"Thanks. You're a good friend to talk to about house appliances. :)"
- I love texting Elizabeth :3

Me: "Your mom!"
Liz: "Your dead dog!"
"... I don't have a dead dog..."
"You do now..."
- Another one of me and Elizabeth's random texting things.

"Racoons can smell fear..."
- Timmy's dad on The Fairly Oddparents

"Just hit the hairy balls between his legs."
- My old Theatre teacher... xD It really isn't what you think, but everyone laughed for like, five minutes...

"So she punished him for killing her friend. A deer. A friend deer. A deer friend. A dear friend! -smiles-"
- Geof from Ace of Cakes. He's so awesome...

Jay: "I used to have a mullet when I was like, five."
Me: "That's pretty redneck."
- But Jay's MY redneck. :

'He has a child? O_O But he's so skinny... How did he get preg- wait a second... Guys don't get pregnant...'
- I thought this when I met the boyfriend of one of my mom's friends at our house warming party... I really gotta stop reading man-preg fics...

"Hey dickweed, mom still got your balls?"
- The only known words that Travis Barker has ever said... If you were to only say one thing in your entire lifetime, that would be the ultimate.

"Come on! I'm trying to lighten the mood! Rainbow wig!! YEAAAAAHHHHH. FUN TIIIIMEEEES. WITH MY BUDDYYYYYYYYY!"
- One word. Ultimatekai.

"Oh my, your hands are, so cold"
"I'm dangerous, stay away"
"Why're you're lips red if you're so cold?"
"I'm dangerous, stay away."
"Wait, is that lipstick?"
"I'M A PRETTY VAMPIRE, SHUT UP!"
- From a Bobort041 animation about Twilight. xP

"Stop licking your poonty!"
- Oh, how I love you, Anthony.

"Sixth grade is a bitch... And then you menstruate."
- What The Buck?

"Korean's don't have facial hair! They don't even know what that is! They're like 'What's a beard' and I'm like 'You're Asian.'"
- More Ultamitekai!

"STOP RAPING MY TOT!!"
- Bitch wouldn't stop raping meh tot...

Erika: "I'm gonna be a vampire for Halloween!"
John: "Oh shit."
Erika: "Don't worry, I won't bite you."
John: "It's okay, you can suck it."
Me: walks in at the last part ... O.o

"Timmy! I'm the ninja of LOVE!!"
- That one annoying chick that's obsessed with Timmy Turner on The Fairly Odd Parents! xD I love that show too much...

"Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?"
- Evil cheerleader chick from Glee. xD

(More to come!)

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Say What You Mean, Do What You Say by Maggie Danger reviews
Kyouya and Tamaki make a very, very bad decision one night, then follow it up with more that are possibly worse.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,321 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sabrina meets the Ouran host club by HaruhiUsangie0808 reviews
Its my first story so please be kind in the reviews. well long story short, Sabrina is in a wealthy family. her grandfather enrolled her in Ouran.she then meets the host club but is especially attrakted to Kyoya.But her family disaproves.Why?
Crossover - Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sabrina S., Kyōya O.
Da Ze! by The Illustrious Tama reviews
After losing a drunken bet to China and Japan Korea is forced to do the unthinkable. Go to Japanese High School. Warning: Now with added cliffhangers
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - South Korea
Liberty by thelivinggirl reviews
AU. Matt and Alfred are twins with a secret; they are in love with each other. Afraid of being seperated, they run away to Liberty Avenue. Incest, underage consensual m/m sex. AmeCan, FranUK, Brian/Justin, Mike/Ben, various other pairings.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Debbie N., Canada
Kung Fu Host Club by Wonder Panda Tan-Tan reviews
Ichi feels like he doesn't know much about his japanese heritage, so he decides to go to Japan and enroll in a high school there. Little did he know, the school he's going to is gonna be the craziest thing he's ever seen.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009
Say What? by peaceofmindalchemist reviews
Tamaki is a Star Wars otaku? Haruhi can't read? Mori is a pervert? Here, the popular English Bloopers on the Ouran DvD are made into a fanfiction garunteed to make you laugh! This will be updated whenever I feel like it. Reveiws are love!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Tamaki vs Riley by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
You should never pop in on your friends uninvited. Tamaki, however, learned this lesson the hard way. Oneshot. Rated M for strong language.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Tamaki S., Riley F. - Complete
Hetalia and The Olympians by Mizu falls from Kumo reviews
The freak storms and such, have left America wounded, and Greece figures its time the young nation be filled in one who and what he's harboring in his lands. Percy Jackson is just happy every things over. Rate K . Please read.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Percy J., America - Complete
japanese & french host club by yumi the princess of darkness reviews
OHSHC and code lyoko crossover! ok so renge's cousin yumi moves in with her in japan they go to ouran and renge introduces yumi.....and things dont start off good.....SORRY THE SUMMARY SUX! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Kyōya O., Yumi I.
Memories of the Past by MyBeloved-a reviews
This is the childhood of Kyouya Ohtori.From the time of birth to the day he met the person that would change his life forever, Tamaki Suou.It’s not a documentary or a biography.No, this is everything he tried to lock away, tried to forget.This is his past
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S.
Gomu Gomu no Hosting? by megami tsuki195 reviews
Crossover: Ouran HS Host Club and One Piece. Well Nekozawa was trying to summon devils from another dimension… I don’t think a Devil Fruit eating Rubber Man and his friends is what he had in mind. Rated for mild language. SanjiNami eventual TamakiHauri
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,575 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Identity Crisis by Acutekitty1 reviews
When two certain teen detectives have to share the same room, it’s clear that some secrets are going to be discovered… but the question is who’s identity will be descovered first? Deathnote X Case ClosedDetective Conan
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Twas The Night Before Christmas by kygirl101 reviews
Twas the night ebfore Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...Well, and one very curious boy who refuses to believe that Santa is real. REUPLOADED! Done for Christmas Contest on SHINE
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Temptation by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Tamaki/Kyouya. When watching becomes to much to bear, the only thing left to do is roll off the recliner.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
yuki no hana by Yui Miyamoto reviews
Tamaki’s loneliness leads him to walk out in the snow in the middle of night on Christmas… note: shounen-ai implied
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
A Lonesome Song by cfleighe reviews
LAST CHAPTER UP! France, Tamaki, Kyouya, Love. What happens when Tamaki, after deciding to stay in Japan with the Host Club has a long talk with Kyouya? Will he ever see his mother again? Will he find love? Tama/Kyou Rating changed due to soft-core yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,812 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sasuke the Unicorn by ThReE gIrLs WiTh PoCkY reviews
Parody of Naruto and Charlie the Unicorn ... ALL ARE WELCOME! Kayana-chan story!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Crossovers 2 by JuliTina reviews
In which L investigates. Ouran Host Club crossover
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Love On Ecstasy reviews
Why does it have to be like this? Why did I have to hurt him? I care about him, I really do, just not in that way. Plus, there's this cute new emo-ish guy in town... I have yet to hold conversation, but he likes my shoes... SasuSaku NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
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