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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, 9, and RENT.

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Name: Abby. Not Abigail, thank you.

Age: 15. As of May. It's said 14 forever now.

Status: Taken.

Forums I Am A Member Of: The 9 Forum (movie9.proboards.com), Silent Eternity (silenteternity.org/forum)

Whatever: Whatever else you want to ask me, just ask.


UPDATED AS OF JANUARY 14TH, 2010, 6:00PM EST

NEW STORIES!

Stitchpunk 21:

Anime/Story: 9

Rating: T

Summary: I wasn't supposed to be created. I'm not supposed to be alive. I was a mistake. I big, huge mistake. OC Story - Rated T

Pairings: N/A

Chapters: 3

Words: 9,937

Publish Date: January 8th, 2010

Completion Date: (none)

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Stories:

HEAVEN:

Anime/Story: Ouran High School Host Club

Rating: T

Summary: Haruhi, with her father just passed away, must cope with life, alone. The Host Club, however, has no idea of the trauma their fellow host is living with. How long can she keep a secret? "Perhaps it's because I'm the one of us to survive."

Pairings: None. Possible pairings in later chapters.

Chapters: 5

Words: 19,499

Publish Date: June 16th, 2009

Completion Date: (none)

But I Die Without You:

Anime/Story: Naruto (Akatsuki) / RENT

Rating: T

Summary: "1989. Itachi Uchiha, 19 years old, wakes up in a strange place, with no memory left in his mind. As he tries to re-live his past and remember, everything changes. Will he try to stop the madness or bear the past and get himself back?"

Pairings: None. Unless I come up with an OC or something, but no yaoi here folks.

Chapters: 3

Words: 14,300

Publish Date: December 3rd, 2008

Completion Date: (none)

The Cell Phones:

Anime/Story: Naruto (Akatsuki)

Rating: T

Summary: "Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore."

Pairings: HidaKaku ; SasoDei; KisaIta (YAOI)

Chapters: 19

Words: 36,419

Publish Date: July 17th, 2008

Completeion Date: June 28th, 2009

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Simply Sugar Rush has been DELETED.

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SongFics:

What's This?:

Anime/Story: Naruto (Akatsuki)

Song: What's This? - Nightmare Before Christmas

Rating: M (Cursing)

Summary: "Kakuzu drops Hidan in Christmastown, and boy is he pissed. Lovely crackfic and songfic at the same time xD"

Pairings: None.

Chapters: 1

Words: 894

Publish Date: July 18th, 2008

Completion Date: July 18th, 2008

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OneShots/Drabbles:

Explanation:

Anime/Story: Naruto (Akatsuki)

Rating

Summary: "Itachi Uchiha, thirteen years old and partners with Kisame, asks his partner a question that hasn't been answered for him before..."

Pairings: None.

Chapters: 1; Oneshot

Words: 1,152

Publish Date: August 21st, 2008

Completion Date: August 21st, 2008


--RANDOM CRAPPO--

Just bold/italisize what you are. That's what I did.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I've personally never heard of this one.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOM

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have new friends this year that are white so I MUST Be an oreo(black on the outside, white on the inside. I know. where do kids come up with this stuff)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

STOP RACISM!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


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Father Figure by i.death-chan reviews
AU. Uchiha Sasuke, CEO of Uchiha Enterprises, finds a little girl unconscious in the middle of the road. Little does he know, the little girl can bring him and his new pinkhaired personal assistant together. SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Masked Cat by Blackwingedangel37 reviews
Its only when Kyo disappears that Yuki comes to realize how he feels for the neko. When Kyo doesn't come home though he begins to worry he'll never be able to tell him how he feels. That is until a strange new girl comes to school...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,358 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Short by 9 Marbles by Tora Marikama reviews
Humanized; Life at the mental hospital could be hectic at times for patients 1 through 8, especially in a hospital full of secrets, but what they don’t know is that the new 9th patient is going to turn their worlds upside down.
9 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,041 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - 9
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Aftermath by 1Hirotamoy1 reviews
When they died they're souls didn't cross over, instead they were reborn into humans. The BRAIN is back and the world once again begins to fall, and now it's up to 6 to get the nine back together before it's to late. CH 21 FINALLY UP!
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,833 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009
Living with Rag Dolls by AlysonOfrell reviews
I was just your normal girl in your everyday life who wish for something to happen. Till all 9 character just starting to live inside your own home. My life just got turn inside out?
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,798 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Drew You a Picture by Imp168 reviews
6 has drawn 7 a picture. But is it just a cutesy doodle, or does it have a deeper meaning? What is 6 trying to tell her? -oneshot-
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 6, 7 - Complete
The Blind, The Deaf and The Mute by ShadowCasper reviews
Itachi’s blind ,Lee's Deaf and Hinata's mute. They’ve become very good friends and are about to start a new school together. But trying to keep their disabilities a secret is harder than they thought. KisaIta, NaruHina, GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,950 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U.
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Her Monologue by larrythestapler reviews
A glooming peace shrouds above the funeral attendees. Haruhi writes somewhat of a monologue to appreciate a late cherished member of the host club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
On the Long Route by Squaresville reviews
Soon to be fourteen, Buster Baxter wonders why his parents got divorced, and whether he should have left well enough alone. A resurrected fanfic.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
With Or Without You by SkyPad reviews
Seven years postRent, Mark returns to New York City trying to cope with his past.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,779 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Princess of Swan Lake by SanitysOverrated87 reviews
Kyo is a prince, Tohru a princess. It is decided she is to marry Kyo. Every summer they are to meet until they marry. But on the last summer they are to meet Kyo messes up...badly. Tohru and Kyoko leave only to be attacked and Tohru is taken. What now?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,778 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
C is for Cat, K is for Kyo by Spooky4ever reviews
It's impossible to describe someone with only a few words. Drabbles going from A-Z all centering around those feline and not so feline quirks and characteristics that make our beloved Kyo, Kyo. Pairings, ratings, and genres vary. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kyo S. - Complete
Balance of Dominance by Kazekage Q reviews
Kabuto's rise to power as the dominant villain in the Naruto Universe. A secret ninja follows and tries to stop Kabuto and Sai who have teamed up whilst Chuunin in Konoha keep the village alive as best as they can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Sai, Kotetsu H.
Hellfire by this be a dead account reviews
He placed his hand on her shoulder and waist, and steered her about the cellar, leading her to her hopeless demise. They were all going to hell today, and they would all go together. Todd x Lovett oneshot, rated a high T for obvious violence.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
R I P by HatedLove6 reviews
Ritsuxoc Shigure tricks Ritsu into going to some parlor/inn place and live there for a few months... but it's for women only. To make it worse he has to room with a woman who is sometimes bipolar. What will happen? How will Ritsu survive? On HIATUS, sorry
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Ritsu S.
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidan, That Does NOT Go There! by Jinzouningen reviews
Just a small little crackfic based off a real event. Rated for Hidan's mouth and implied sexual situations. Threesome HidanItachiDeidara if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Catastrophe by Misaki Takahashi Akihiko reviews
On a night out Deidara finds a scroll with an unknown jutsu inside. He wakes up the next morning with ears and a tail. OOC Akatsuki. Cat. SasoDei Friendship. ItaDei. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U.
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Emotionless Emotional Wreck by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Itachi realises it's much harder to be emotionless than he had previously believed. Especially around Hoshigaki Kisame. Note: Done before we found about the real reason behind the Uchiha massacre. KisaIta, fluff. One-shot. K because I say so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Revelation is Coming by BluePhyre reviews
My name is Honda Tohru. I had an accident, and now I don't remember half of my childhood. All that's left is my body; an empty shell without anything to value. No memories, no friends, no reason. But soon it's all going to change. A revelation is coming.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,558 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Trip to Paris! by Kyonkichi-san reviews
What happens when Shigure and Ayame have a secret project on getting Kyo & Tohru together while on a class trip to Paris? Let's see all the chaos that unravel along with some romance and humor along the way! Kyoru FanFiction.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
She Is He by GoodBoyTobi reviews
All of the Akatsuki members thought that Deidara was a girl. And Deidara too dumb to notice that. It's my first English Fic! One-sided ItaDei. Chapter 9 updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,764 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Remote by Shio - Bliss Co reviews
Are you afraid of fire? Let's hope you aren't. 'cause I am. Save me, I can't breathe. Please I need air. Why is it so foggy? I can barley breathe now...I feel so tired. It's so warm and...please, I can't breathe...now... KisaIta SasuSaku NejiTen SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,969 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Cats and Shinigamis' by Neko.Writer reviews
Who'd a thought it'd turn out like this? Then again who'd ever have thought it begun this way either? BleachXfruits basket Rukiaxichigo kyoxtohru
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kyo S., Ichigo K. - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Secrets Of The Cat And Mouse by LoserGoneWrong reviews
What will happen when Yuki gets a secret love note and doesn’t know who it’s from? And even more, when he is interested in the person who wrote it. Will he find out, or will the secrets just keep coming? KyoXYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Finding Your Voice by xoEnviousLust reviews
Another Zodiac Member shows up at Shigure’s House…but why is she a mute? What’s Her place in The Zodiac? And why is Kyou so surprised at her arrival? Kyouxoc Kyoxoc Kyooc Kyouoc on Hiatus
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Kyo S.
War Is The Damnest Thing by Assholetheycalllove reviews
WWIII is over. One of the three Sohma boys lived. This is his story.Chapters are short no flames.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
In the End by Lia Taylor reviews
Kyo Tohru fall in love and move out of the house to avoid Akito, but leave behind a heartbroken Yuki.So when a foriegn girl shows up on his doorstep he takes her in, remembering Tohru, and falls in love all over again.But what will Yuki do when shes taken
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Yuki S.
a mad, mad, mad story! by fizzingwizzbee77 reviews
this story is completely random! its my story of how the teletubbies, and even barney, die! set in the homeland of mario and luigi, with appeariances of voldemort, darth vader, and even jack sparrow! plz r&r, me and my bro had fun coming up with this!
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Mourning by Overlyinspired reviews
The Akatsuki are family, and they mourn as a family at the loss of their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Love Sickness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
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Rise reviews
1's last thoughts as he stands at the point of his star. Oneshot. Rated T.
9 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2010 - 1 - Complete
Tears reviews
Seven never really thought about tears before. Not until something decided to bring those thoughts out. And here I am, the author, wondering why we have tears. Oneshot. Rated T.
9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 7, 3 - Complete
Stitchpunk 21 reviews
I wasn't supposed to be created. I'm not supposed to be alive. I was a mistake. I big, huge mistake. OC Story - Rated T
9 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
HEAVEN reviews
Haruhi, with her father just passed away, must cope with life, alone. The Host Club, however, has no idea of the trauma their fellow host is living with. How long can she keep a secret? "Perhaps it's because I'm the one of us to survive."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Haruhi F., Ranka/Ryōji F.
The Cell Phones reviews
Sasori and Hidan have the same phones, but don't know it. They both have secrets, but they don't know them. But all is revealed when the two go on seperate missions and figure out that they don't have their own phones anymore. SasoDei. KakuHida. ItaKisa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,918 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
But I Die Without You reviews
1989. Itachi Uchiha, 19 years old, wakes up in a strange place, with no memory left in his mind. As he tries to re-live his past and remember, everything changes. Will he try to stop the madness or bear the past and get himself back? Rated T. Not yaoi.
Crossover - Naruto & RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Itachi U., Roger D.
Explanation reviews
Itachi Uchiha, thirteen years old and partners with Kisame, asks his partner a question that hasn't been answered for him before...Not KisaIta. Drabble. Sucky summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
What's This? reviews
Kakuzu drops Hidan in Christmastown, and boy is he pissed. Lovely crackfic and songfic at the same time xD Rated M for LOADS of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan - Complete