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A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?


How long did it take you to read the books?

twilight one day, new moon, one day.

eclipse, basically one day...a night and a morning. same for breaking dawn

Who introduced you to the books?

people mentioned them and described it...i thought they sounded dumb. but my friend made me read it.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

i borrowed twilight and new moon and i bought eclipse and BD

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

oh god


i cant pick!

midnight sun or movie...BOTH!! I CANT DECIDE!!

What's your dream ending to the series?

i didnt like breaking dawn but the last scene was pretty good


Who is your favorite character?


Who's your favorite vampire?

edward...emmett...edward...emmett...fuck me.

Who is your favorite werewolf?


What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

edward:well i was wondering if a week from saturday, you know the day of the spring dance...

bella:are you trying to be FUNNY?

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

when he proposed one one knee!!

i cried


when they kiss in new moon when he comes back and he's like "that's all i needed to hear"



when she moves her shield. FUCK ME IN THE BUTT THAT WAS EPIC.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

when she punches him! haha so funny

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

when bella tells alice she's gonna be her bridesmaid!

What was your favorite adventure/battle?


Which book cover was your favorite?


Are these books among your favorite books of all?


This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?


New Moon or Eclipse?


Eclipse or Twilight?


Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?


only because i didnt have a chance to be excited about breaking dawn. i read the first twilight book on august 5, 2008.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?


i refuse to answer

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

breaking dawn

only because the books are better than the movie.

i kinda hate breaking dawn. but its still a twilight book so it wins.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

idk. im team vampire but idk if im team edward or jacob

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?


Bella or Jacob?

jacob. hate bella.

Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?


Rosalie or Alice?



Jasper or Alice?




Jasper or Edward?


Carlisle or Esme?



Emmett or Jasper?

mean...but easy


Emmett or Jacob?


Bella or Rosalie?


Esme or Charlie?



Charlie or Carlisle?



Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?


they're silly:)

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James cause he actually got his hands on her



i changed my mind

victoria. here's a little story...

i would rather be in bellas position with victoria cause edward was there being all superman


Werewolves or Vampires?


Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?


before i got into the books (when i unjustly hated them) i heard people at my school talking about it. then after i read them i went online and yeah...

Are you excited?

FUCK MY LIFE!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. i cant watch the trailers without having panic attacks! its so messed up

What do you think of the casting so far?

why is eric asian!?

edward is PERFECT

fuck anyone who disagrees

bella is too pretty

suzie crabgrass is angela! thats so funny! is wrong

rose is aight

i am indifferent to jacob

alice is PERFECT

Are you going to go see it?


like 4956649437697 times

Planning on going with anyone in particular?


Do you think it will stay true to the book?

i cant discuss this

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

i didnt have to wait for it

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

she does

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

they do

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

fuck him!

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

stupid question!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

it was dumb. i didnt like this book. cute last couple of pages...

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

weren;t really nay villains...

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?


Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

i want him to!! so much!

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?


If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

im glad none of them died. stupid irina...

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

oh em eff geee!!

that would be insane!!

i wouldnt like would be nice for them but it would ruin the whole whats the point of all this fanatasy then?

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

oh god

i cant discuss his imprinting!!

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

hmm. i never thought about that before i read it...since i didnt need to read it until after it came out, i read the spoilers for it. nothing was a surprise for me. i kind of ruined the experience for myself.

What's your dream ending?

i liked that bella let edward in her head. he was so happy!! i was like, oh god finally!!

im glad everyone was happy...:/


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One of my favorite characters is a character that no one would give a second thought to. If you like a character that no one would give a second thought to, copy and paste this into your profile. I do love Edward...but I love Emmett and Carlisle, too. and I would want to play Maria in the Eclipse you don't even remember her!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Read Twilight. Or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you.

Super Man owns a pair of Edward Cullen pajamas.

Yeah, nothing says love like a vampire boyfriend who wants to eat you.

Edward Cullen is the new Romeo. cause Romeo is retarded...I hated reading that play. pointless.

He's a vampire of course! But the cuddly kind, like a care bear with fangs.

Boys in books are just better.


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98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. I can't help but they think it's cool to wake up 20 years later with lung cancer? And when they do get cancer from, do they actually think it was worth it just to be "cool" like the other kids?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happenes when you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it

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The Twilight Chronicles by Jammeke reviews
Things the character would say—if I had anything to say about it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Betrothed by locqua reviews
Were Edward & Rosalie truly honest with Bella when describing their time together before Emmett came into the family? This is their story. True to canon & character, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,123 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Rosalie
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,069 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuation of Midnight Sun by Thunder's Blade reviews
This is Midnight Sun where Stephenie Meyer left off. A look inside Edward's head in Twilight. Shows the teenager inside him. A little bit different from what you would originally think of him. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,182 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Boredom by Amelia Bedelia reviews
Renesmee is having a hard time adjusting at her new high school, but Jake is willing to do whatever he can to help her get through the day. Jake/Renesmee. Series of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
My Immortal Beloved by locqua reviews
Edward's perspective of his wedding day and maybe a little more , all in-canon. Written for the "Support Stacie" author auction winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sneaking Around by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
La Lune by Modate reviews
This story begins after the conclusion of Eclipse. Newly engaged, Bella and Edward explore the physical and romantic boundaries of their relationship. Rating for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
When We Drove All Night by smellyia reviews
He watched and was there whenever she needed him and she thought he was something while he knew she was everything. She was brilliant, wrong and perfect. AU-Human, OOC. Based on a boy. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by jandco reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,798 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
I Am A Man by hookling reviews
Edward's thoughts get the better of him and then Bella walks in...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Windows by goldenmeadow reviews
Jacob lurks outside the Cullen residence while, inside with Bella, Edward divines his wayward wolfish thoughts. Will Edward retaliate? Follows on from Cake but stands on its own. Sexy angst-ridden EPOV, in character, post Eclipse. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,252 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Addicted by slightly423psychotic reviews
COMPLETE! I've been suspended from school until I get treatment. I don't think treatment will be able to help me fully. It'll take a miracle to cure me. AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,502 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Rory G., Tristan D. - Complete
Sweet Dreams OneShot by laurenparade reviews
Set during Eclipse. Edward has finally given in to Bella. The plan is that they'll make love after the marriage. But will Bella's dream, that Edward overhears, change the plans?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas with the Cullens by UltimateFanpire20 reviews
This is what happens to the Cullens when a mysterious noise is heard from the roof on Christmas Eve. Random, credit to my friend Morgan for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Try by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
Emmett decides to try something. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Beautiful Boyfriend by No Going Back reviews
Here I am, lying in the embrace of my beautiful boyfriend, Edward Cullen, basking in pure ecstasy while floating down from by far, the greatest high of my life… Mature. "First Time" story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cake by goldenmeadow reviews
Bella decides to test her newly discovered skills when Edward tricks her into tasting some wedding cake samples. In character, post-Eclipse pre-wedding. Oneshot. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Bitten by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Bella and Edward imagine how things would have been different on their first day in Biology if Bella were the vampire and Edward the human. BxE fluff. And Emmett humour. – I mean, really, what’s a story without Emmett! LOL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While The Boys Are Away by locqua reviews
Edward gets plenty of grief from his brothers about his upcoming wedding night. Now it's Bella's turn - Rosalie & Alice style! Rated M for very mature adult situations - you've been warned! Nominated for "Best Comedy" at the Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Movie Night by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: A night at home with the Cullens and Bella. Set shortly after Bella and Edward return from Phoenix after James’ attack. Family fluff and teasing. Esme’s POV. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Oh, His Fingers! by Kuroi Garyuu reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. What happens when you're stuck in the closet with the man who you've been dreaming about for years? What happens when he's gay?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Joining A New Club? by venom with love reviews
On their way to Las Vegas, Edward and Bella have a little fun in the airplane bathroom. Includes a delicious rocker tee and jeans Edward. For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Monster: Edward's POV by LoveWillFindYou reviews
Recieved honorable mention from TwilightNovelNovice! This is a small snapshot from "Breaking Dawn", retold by the infamous Edward Cullen. Enjoy, and please read/rate. Thank you!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Running Thoughts by verta reviews
I was dying to read this part in Midnight Sun. Now it's not happening, so I did it myself. This is Edward's thought process when running back from the meadow, as he's making the decision to try and kiss Bella. Review and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Such Thing As Plenty Of Time by whitereflections12 reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Dominate Edward, IC, set during Breaking Dawn. Bella is focused on training, becoming the best fighter she can. Edward knows that with what's coming, there very few things that matter. And that isn't one of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into The Meadow by undertheguiseofme reviews
“I’ll be doing the nibbling from here on out,” Edward said in a deep, husky voice. The meadow is definitely a place you want to be right now!Poor Bella and Edward, all that sexual tension...Rated M for lemons and because this story is MARVELOUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hannah Montana Vs Debussy by HollyJane reviews
Edward and Emmett get into a little argument about Hannah Montana and Debussy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Dating by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Renesmee goes out for her first date with Jacob. What will Edward and Bella do? Oneshot... HEE HEE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distractions by LittleMissEmo reviews
Let’s spice things up. Being reserved is never any fun. Bella gets distracted at the most inopportune moment so Edward remind her who she’s dealing with. Smutty, lemony goodness. BXE. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White and Nerdy by XLadySnowX reviews
Crack!fic. Edward, Emmett and Jasper raid Carlisle's medicine cabinet. Oh My. RnR! If you dont like Crack!fics, DONT READ. It's as simple as that. Oh, no f-l-a-m-e-s, please. :D Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Please Don't Stop the Music by LoveThemedPianist reviews
How do Edward and the boys react when the ladies enter the club and their dancing isn't exactly innocent? Songfic.Rihanna-Don't stop the music
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy by juliette729 reviews
BD Spoilers: Edward/Nessie. Edward spends some time with his new daughter as they wait for Bella to wake up from her transformation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Talk by Ellenedwardforever reviews
In Eclipse when Charlie has the sex talk with Bella. Edward eavesdrops. Read and review! Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Didn't You Expect Me To Peek? by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Edward talk about his fears for the honeymoon a couple of days before the wedding, and Edward lets something slip that Alice shouldn't have found out. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Perchance To Dream by AussieEllie reviews
That plea, so filled with need, with love, with pain, was my undoing. Sequel to Destruction in Desire. Spoilers for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piano Keys by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He doesn't need words to tell her that he loves her. The soft melody plays on... Fatherly fluff for Edward and Nessie. Mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Cloud Nine by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
WINNER at the Twilight Awards! Best Nessie and Jacob fic. Post Breaking Dawn. Jake and Nessie's first kiss. J/R ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of His Own Medicine by canuseetheinvisible reviews
Bella gets tired of Emmett's constant pranks and jokes, so her and Alice decide to have a little fun of their own. But when a not-too innocent prank turns into a war, which side will win? Who can pull the best prank? : Written in BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Matters Into His Own Hands by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The night after Bella throws herself onto Edward, he can't stop thinking about her. After hours of debating with himself, he procedes to do something that would be frowned upon from his time era. ExE Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 114 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
A Good Idea by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
Oneshot. Funny. Emmett is assigned to babysit Bella while Edward and Alice are away. What cooky ideas will he come up with? Canon pairings. Written for Cannibal's Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by fukyuu77 reviews
Edward helps Bella relieve some...stress. Dirty, naughty, pent-up stress. Oneshot. Takes place after Eclipse so beware of possible spoilers .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Under The Piano by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward plays the piano while Bella plays with something else. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Souvenir by blondie AKA robin reviews
During his time away from Carlisle and Esme, Edward encounters someone famous, well infamous. A darker side of Edward... Response to sillybella's President's Day Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More by twilightscallingme reviews
A small look at what Edward's and Bella's Christmases were like during New Moon. Inspired by Relient K's song Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More. Contains some lyrics. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Sees You When You're Sleeping by Bzou reviews
It's Christmas During New Moon. Edward left Bella to help her, but there's something he HAS to do for her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Echoes by Angel Ren reviews
The only Christmas to pass in Forks was right in the middle of New Moon. What happened on December 25th? How did Charlie help Bella cope with the sheer agony surrounding Edward's disappearance? Angst oneshot. Critiques adored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Empathy by Warui-Usagi reviews
When you’re an empathetic vampire struggling to maintain the “vegetarian” charade so much more than the rest of your adopted family, sharing a house with a bloodthirsty newborn probably isn’t the best way to cope. Oneshot. Post Eclipse. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
The Art of Torture by vnfan reviews
The tent and kiss scenes from Eclipse in Edward and Jacob's points of view. I like both Edward and Jacob, so if you are looking for something bashing one of them, this is not the fic for you. Switzerland.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Resistance by Skipper Pompeii reviews
Edward's POV in Eclipse from the point where he offers to take Bella to the Meadow through the end. Serious Romance awaits you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
My Little Brother by Saiyachick reviews
August Challenge. Emmett's relationship with a character. Emmett reflects on his life with his little brother Edward. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Avenging Angel by sillybella reviews
Edward's rebellious years. 19271931 A collection of oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Moonless Night by sillybella reviews
A series of oneshots about Edward's life before Bella arrived in Forks. A personal challenge from apocalyspe cabaret AKA art of pretension
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
The Stripper and Publicist Chronicles by iluvmylowandbaseball reviews
She was a stripper he was a publicist. She was out for money he was out on the eve of his wedding. As simple as it may seem, neither expected the chemistry that sparked between them that night and left them breathless. Literati. AU.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Rory G., Jess M.
Feel by Wyntermajik reviews
I cupped her face in my hands, feeling the goosebumps rise to her skin in response to my cold touch, heard her heart pick up in speed and intensity and saw the lonely look fade away into nothingness in her eyes. [EdwardxBella][Parts I to X]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by sillybella reviews
This was a Twilight Christmas story challenge. It had to include an awful lot in a oneshot: see the AN before the story. Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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My Hands are Cold I Know, But They're Not Yours
i lover that song. anyways. teeny tiny one shot. EB. Bella is a human. Basiclly pointless but it goes with my "irony" stories...i kind of hate that i called them that now...oh well. RR!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teasing reviews
M for TALK and sensuality. no smut. M is to be safe. woo. leave me some love! I have an ANGST STORY COMING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gore reviews
My stories kind of have a pattern now...IRONY. The vampys watch a horror-flick.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett
Resemblance reviews
I just thought of this while I was reading Boredom by Amelia Bedelia...check it out. I thought I would share it...kinda nice...I don't like it either.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Tastey or Deadly? reviews
Quick one shot. Bella and Edward. I have more ideas like this so subscribe! If you like this one, read my other one shot that is a lot like this!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A New Pet reviews
a very short one shot from Eclipse...funny...jacob is in his wolf form. yeah. my first story! please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete