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Joined 01-17-08, id: 1477324, Profile Updated: 08-31-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

At present, I have no intention of writing and posting new fanfics here or updating the ones I've already written. I still love the fandoms and I wouldn't mind hearing from you if you like my stories, but as of now I have moved on in my writing.

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The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2621 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,667 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,668 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Inconceivable by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
In the face of a DNA analysis Kaito can't deny, he begins uncovering the rest of his family's secrets. Too bad he's not the only one looking.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,169 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Hatred of the Pitying by CrowsGurl reviews
He knew you wouldn't be able to handle it. In your life, it has always been hate for hate and lust for lust- but what is the outcome of love for hate? Highblood/Sufferer Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2012 - The Grand Highblood, The Signless/The Sufferer - Complete
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 266 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Untitled Naruto drabble by Tsuchi reviews
Apparently, shatterproof didn’t mean bullet proof, which was fortunate since whatever was running their bodies, it wasn’t a brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Iruka U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 6,217 - Follows: 6,316 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Steer The Stars by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
"There are more things in heaven and earth..." As Kuroba Kaito is about to discover, when he overhears an odd conversation between his detective and a mysterious little girl.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kaito K., Saguru H. - Complete
Brain Matter by Lanaea reviews
General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,023 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Rescue by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot. K&S, friendship or pre-slash, as you prefer. Diplomatic parties - the bane of every high-ranking Starfleet officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by Lanaea reviews
Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Six Portraits of Uzumaki Naruto by frustratedfruitloop reviews
The Endless, minus one, on Naruto. One-shot Sandman / Naruto.
Crossover - Sandman & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tertium Quid by Ivy Adrena reviews
A precarious balance; indistinct, even to them. The blind leading the deaf. - KisaSaku -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Protecting you by Ellenlome reviews
Naruto is four; Naruto is seventeen. Both times, it is raining. Both times he sees a man who's dead and gone. Understanding comes only with time. Yondaime and Naruto, an angsty sorta-family fic. COMPLETE, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Immature, And Liking It by Croup reviews
Kiba and Naruto as they should be--brash, wild, and oversexed. Done for a 50 Sentence Challenge. KibaNaru. Warnings for porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Lies by Leviticus Lied reviews
Shino enters into an arranged marriage, but, as life continues, his relationship with Kiba is also changing. ShinoxOC ShinoxKiba. Rated M as of chapter fourteen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,353 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 529 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sleep with Me by rowanashke reviews
Irukasensei is tired. Short, drabble, non lemon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
On the Nature of Shadow by BatNeko reviews
It's been three years since the Usurper King was driven from Hyrule, and Shad is in a rut. But when a new and very attractive dark being appears in his life, he has to decide if he wants to play it safe, or risk it all for a chance at love. SHARK!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Dark Link
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Reminiscing by Rai-Child reviews
Three years ago, everything changed. Now, as a familiar figure returns to South Park, there are a few questions that need answering… KennyWendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Kenny M. - Complete
Trust by Leviticus Lied reviews
Shino and Kiba, the first overnight mission after being put on the same genin team, and completely opposite personalities. Don't tell me you were never curious bout how they became friends in the first place... Sort of humorish? Not romance...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Proof of Spirit by Orodruin reviews
A ten year old Maito Gai has finally achieved undeniable proof of his passionate spirit. Unfortunately, the one person that he wants to know is the hardest person to find. Rated for the bad words the Uchiha knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Misdirect, Moment by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Written for Saitaina's Blank is Pandora challenge. Kaitou Kid was told he was looking for a gem.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Kaito K. - Complete
Hobo Potter by Marz1 reviews
The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 419 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 220 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Become You by Dancing Feather reviews
After visiting his mother in a Psychiatric Institute, Dib questions his questionable sanity. :Oneshot drabble:
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Dib - Complete
The Way Things Are Now by Legendary Legacy reviews
Times have changed, and Naruto and Sakura have to question how things have managed to turn out so wrong for them and everyone else. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Mighty Long Time by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
A 'Grim' Reaper wouldn't last more than a few months." Botan character sketch. One-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Botan - Complete
Defending the DA by Ramos reviews
Harry must answer to the Hogwarts Board of Governors when unusual O.W.L. results bring allegations of cheating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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The Remarkably Brief Romance of Harry and Luna reviews
In which there are sparks. Oneshot. Based on HumanTales's fanfic Learning To Vanquish. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Firey Fiends reviews
In which Snape is sneaky, Crabbe is clueless, and Harry is proved to be wrong. One-shot. DH Spoilers. Not that it matters, because you should have read DH by now. It's been more than a year, people. Get a move on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Severus S., Vincent C. - Complete
Let's Have A Baby reviews
A look at the procreation habits of the Snapes. AU and rather OOC in the first chapter. Hermione/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Different reviews
A brief moment of sad delusion from Snape's childhood. Pre-Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Watching reviews
In which a certain Malfoy engages in her favorite habit: watching Harry sleep. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Just another night in the boy's dormitory. Written long ago, OotP compliant. No spoilers beyond that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete